Brother Wugong said to the emperor: "My emperor's martial arts foundation is deep, and it doesn't take too much time to learn cotton belly, and you can achieve great results!" A stupid person like me doesn't take much time! ”

The emperor retreated left and right, invited Brother Wugong to sit down, and the two talked quietly on the couch.

"I have a difficult thing today, are you willing to help me?" The emperor asked expectantly.

"The emperor knows that I am an outsider and does not want to participate in political affairs." Brother Wu Gong said sincerely, "Let me play with the emperor, I can't ask for it, won't it be difficult for me to participate in politics?" ”

"Because of this, I think the most suitable person is none other than Qing!" The emperor said seriously, "Because this matter involves all the elder brothers, that is, the brothers you know and know." ”

Brother Wugong is quite embarrassed, what is this called, doesn't it put me in an embarrassing situation of being unkind and unjust? Brother Wugong was stunned, and he thought to the emperor.

"The truth is two-sided, think about it." The emperor climbed on the shoulders of the martial arts elder brother, "If all the elder brothers are responsible for the court and me, wouldn't it be your responsibility to eliminate harm for the imperial court?" If it proves that I am too sensitive, wouldn't it have a protective effect on all the elder brothers, so as not to be used by others to create unjust, false and wrongful cases. ”

"I understand, the emperor is also kind!" Brother Wugong patted the emperor's hand, "What the hell is going on?" ”

After the emperor told Brother Wugong about his doubts, Brother Wugong was not surprised, he still had a score in his heart, because he had personally participated in the marriage of the leading brother, and he had a good time in the cave room.

Bidding farewell to the inner palace, Brother Wu Gong returned to his house, locked himself up, and lay on the couch to recall the marriage of the leading elder brother.

The leading brother is more honest, but because of the preciousness of his identity, he occasionally does incredible things.

This was many years ago, and one day, the lead brother and I were playing outside the royal dojo with a group of brothers. Everyone competes to climb trees. The leading elder brother was delicate, he hugged the little prince who was still young and sat on a stone pier, and coaxed him: "The little prince is expensive, the work of climbing trees is not suitable for you, you can cheer for whoever climbs high, okay?" ”

How could the little prince be willing to feast his eyes, although he was young, he had a big temper, and roared angrily: "You are bold, if you don't let me climb the tree first." Whoever dares to take the lead, if you don't believe it, give it a try! As he spoke, the little prince jumped off the stone pier and almost fell and gnawed on the mud.

The brothers are very scared, whoever dares to make a mistake, they all hurry forward, hold the little prince, and let him try it first. The little prince is indeed too small, and the leading brother asked him to straighten his hands. To hug the trunk of the tree, it is too thick, how can the trunk surrounded by several people be able to hold it. The leading brother is a man, and he picks it up under the tree. Let the little prince stand on his back and climb up.

There was no way, and in the end, the little prince got his wish.

The little prince was treated with all kinds of courtesy, and he couldn't climb the rhubarb kudzu tree. Brother Wugong had an idea, pulled off the branches of a big yellow kudzu tree, and bent it into a branch swing. Let the little prince go on the swing, while the brothers surround him, protect him, cheer for him, and sing praises for him.

The little prince was born kind, and he was also kind to all the elder brothers, so he took the initiative to say: "It's time to wait for the game, Xiao Wang is already tired." ”

Climbing the rhubarb kudzu tree is indeed dangerous, the confident martial arts brother had just practiced martial arts at that time, obsessed with miles, he was self-righteous, climbed first, and when he climbed to more than one person, his hand slipped, he screamed, fell heavily to the ground, and did not get up for a long time.

"Be careful!" When the little prince went to pull the martial arts brother, the grinning martial arts brother was still moaning, he struggled to get up, with tears in his eyes, "Thank you little prince for your concern!" ”

"Climb it all once, the result doesn't matter!" The little prince has had extraordinary organizational talents since he was a child, and he said in a milky voice, "Don't cry if you fall, tears can't cure pain!" ”

The leading brother has been strong since he was a child, and his movements are a little slow, compared with the martial arts brother, he is not flexible enough, and his brain is not particularly bright, but he is upright, cares about people, is willing to endure hardships, and admits death.

Your Dao martial arts brother fell like that, how could the leading brother be spared. When the leading brother fell from the tree, a family of incense worshippers happened to pass by, and the leading brother happened to fall at the feet of a girl, which frightened the people and screamed, pressed his chest, and cried. The leading brother rolled on the ground, moaning incessantly.

The little prince walked over, kicked at the leading brother, the stake was unstable, and fell on the leading brother, just when everyone was worried, the little prince said sharply: "What to pretend, quickly apologize to others, don't ruin my royal reputation!" ”

This is heavy enough, who dares not to listen!

The leading elder brother struggled to get up, bowed to the frightened woman, and said bitterly: "Excuse me, I'm sorry to disturb the girl, we didn't mean to, please forgive me!" ”

To say a strange coincidence, at this moment, a leaf fell, just hitting the head of the leading brother, he still seemed to have some humor, and took the opportunity to say: "God has punished me, if the girl is not satisfied, you can also punish me!" Then he took the leaves from his head and handed them to the girl, who burst into laughter.

The smile was so innocent and so good-looking, the leading brother was stunned. The rest of the adult elder brothers, except for the martial arts elder brothers, were attracted by the beauty of this family.

The little prince is too young, what does he know? But why was he interested in the middle-aged woman among the pilgrims?

"I am their king!" Listen to what the little prince said! He stepped forward to stop the pilgrim, revealed his identity and said, "Please stay and come to my royal dojo to pay homage to the incense and express your gratitude!" This pilgrim is quite like my aunt,"

This pilgrim has also seen the world, and the middle-aged woman asked, "You are the prince, they should be ......"

Brother Wugong grabbed the topic, waved his hand at everyone and replied: "These are all Elder Brother!" ”

"Can you tell me the address of your family, it's not easy to have such a fate!" A girl led by the middle-aged woman smiled and said, "Why do you need to leave the address?" Yes, we live in the palace, and the so-called aunt of the prince is my relative. ”

The leading brother looked fascinated, as if he had known each other for a long time, and knew each other, he seemed to take the leaves as a generous gift, and stuffed them into the frightened girl, and the girl did not shirk, holding the leaves in her hands. That girl is dignified and beautiful, her facial features are particularly beautiful, and she has a lot of temperament, and the leading brother is always reluctant to look away.

The leading elder brother woke up suddenly, he walked to the little prince's side, and begged: "It's not fun, we have been sneaking out for a long time, it is better to go back to the palace with them and escort them for a ride." ”

"Courteous!" The little prince understood very well, and the leading elder brother squatted down and carried the little prince on his back, and the little prince commanded on his back, "I'll send you to see your aunt." ”

How big do you say the world is? The aunt in the mouth of the little prince is actually the sister of the middle-aged woman pilgrim and the uncle and aunt of the little prince. Later, the leading elder brother told Uncle Sù what he thought in his heart, which contributed to a good marriage of the leading elder brother.

After a little more than half a year, the leading brother got married. Needless to say, the royal pomp and circumstance alone was extraordinary, with countless congratulatory gifts, a full house of friends, an open wine cellar, and countless drunken people.

Brother Wu Gong thought about it and laughed out loud alone. Why? When the cave room was in trouble, Brother Wu Gong released two programs:

"This true match made in heaven is truly a wonder in the world." Brother Wu Gong smiled, compared the scene on the day of acquaintance, and asked, "The leading brother should have a name for this marriage, right?" ”

The laughter of the brothers is indispensable, and the people who have been made in the fog naturally have a strong interest in this mysterious marriage.

Brother's second show is a little damaged, a little sorry for the leading brother, he wants the leader to take the bride as a rhubarb kudzu tree and climb it again. And the leading brother is an honest person, and asked the question seriously: "She is so thin, how can she stand it?" ”

It led to the topic of the cave room, and everyone coaxed: "Can't stand you and let her suffer?" ”

"How do you climb?" The leading brother was very hesitant.

The bride's face was red, and she shyly moved her hands up in turn, and whispered, "Climb like this!" ”

"The bride teaches you to climb, so you can climb!" Everyone laughed and was lively again.

Can you imagine what the audience will yell at? Of course, marriage is a school, the husband is a student, the wife is a husband, and the student can't learn it, so he has to be disciplined! (To be continued......)