A breeze gently flickered on their faces, Chen Xin and Liu Minyou felt that they were back in the river of time at the same time, and the sensations of their facial features and limbs were restored again, as if time had only disappeared for a moment, and it seemed to have disappeared for a long time, the two looked at each other, and suddenly shouted, "Ah, where are my clothes?"

"Where's my phone, my wallet, my wallet, and my keys are gone."

Barren mountains and mountains, two naked men, mobile phone wallets and clothes are all lost, and they are not engaged in performance art, Liu Min has a feeling that he is going crazy, in a hurry, he quickly found a circle of leaves to wrap in his lower body, breathed a sigh of relief, and calmed down a little.

When he looked at Chen Xin, he unexpectedly found that this person, who had also suffered an accident, climbed to a nearby tree with his bare buttocks, and was observing something.

After waiting for a while, Chen Xin jumped down from the tree, didn't care about his nakedness, and said to Liu Minyou, "It doesn't seem right, the wireless base station in the distance is gone, and the mountains are still those mountains, but the trunk of the tree where the two of us sat just now is gone, and the surrounding trees are also a little different, I'm afraid there is trouble." ”

Chen Xin learned as he learned from Liu Minyou to find a circle of leaves to surround it, and during the conversation, he caught a glimpse of Liu Minyou's several blood marks under his neck, and laughed: "Yin Wanqiu, this Nine Yin and White Bone Grasping Skill is very good, you have to go back with everything today, you can't explain it, and you have to be beaten hard." ”

Liu Minyou said angrily: "It's not about the house." ”

Looking up at the sky, the size of the pyramid is gone, but the sky is earlier than just now, the sun has not yet reached the top, although the sudden change in the environment, so that Chen Xin's psychology is also quite worried, but he is still calm on the surface, which makes Liu Min feel a little at ease, the two decided to go down the mountain to a farmhouse they just saw to find a piece of clothing to wear, and then take a bus back to Tianjin, their car only put in the parking lot at the bottom of the mountain.

On the way down, the fog was thicker than when I went up the mountain, the stone trail was gone, and there was almost no trace of the mountain road when I came, and I could only vaguely see that there was a road to walk on, and the surrounding weeds were overgrown, and the dead branches of shrubs and small trees were slanted out, and occasionally squirrels and pheasants jumped out of the way.

Liu Minyou became more and more frightened the more he walked, because he had no shoes, his feet hurt when he walked, and he was scratched two small cuts by stones, and at the same time he was worried that he would be seen running naked, and he was afraid that no one would believe him when he explained it, and he would be beaten as a hooligan, but Chen Xin hummed a little song all the way, as if he enjoyed such an adventure, and he may have been imagining how to brag to his friends after going back.

Liu Minyou finally went down the mountain with trepidation all the way, and when he came, he looked at the green mountains and green waters, at this time, in his eyes, it was already a poor mountain and bad water, turned a detour, and faced a figure, so that his heart was wide, and he could finally find clothes to wear, and then take a closer look, and his mind was on the occasion again.

What came was a man who looked like a medicine farmer in ancient costume, with a larger grade, about 1.5 meters tall, with a stiff back, slightly gray hair, a pair of slightly cunning eyes under the eyebrows that turned vigilantly at the two of them, long hair, wearing a certain square hat on the top of his head, some unwrapped hair on his forehead and temples floating haphazardly, and a shabby coarse cloth dress on his right side, his pants were rotten to the point of not being shapely, several strips of cloth were hanging underneath, only one shoe was worn on his feet, tied with a few artemisia grass from the soles of his feet, and a basket was carried on his back. Holding a small hoe with a wooden handle.

There were a lot of water droplets on the medicine farmer's hair and eyebrows, probably just coming out of a bush full of dewdrops, looking at the two savages opposite, he was also a little stupid, took two steps back, raised the small hoe in his hand twice, put it on his chest, and looked guarded, as if he was hesitating to turn around and go back.

Liu Minyou hurriedly said: "Hello, big brother, where is the nearest farmhouse near here?" ”

The medicine farmer didn't speak after hearing this, turned around and went back, walked a few steps, and after pulling away the distance, he looked back and saw that the two didn't continue to walk, stopped again, and said to the two: "The little second child has been collecting medicine in this mountain for decades, and I have never heard of a place called a farmhouse. ”

Liu Minyou wanted to ask again, but Chen Xin had already grabbed him and asked the medicine farmer: "The two of us got lost in the mountains, our clothes were snatched away, and now we don't know where to go, please show us the way, and when we return home, we will thank you again in the future." ”

The medicine farmer said: "You two fled from Liaodong, I have seen it at the bottom of the mountain, your hair is as long as yours, and you don't have the same accent as you, don't lie to the little second, you escaped from the Tartars, you must have no property, and say thank you." ”

Tartar, Liaodong? Liu Minyou was so busy that "Big brother, you are mistaken, we are really from Tianjin, I don't believe you look at the identity...... ID card dropped, car is in the parking lot down the hill"

"Tianjin is so far away, what are you doing on this barren mountain, I only collect medicine on the mountain, and I have no money on me, seeing that you two are not good people, if you dare to come to our village, I will arrest you and go to see the official."

After the medicine farmer finished speaking, he turned around and left, this time he didn't stop, and after walking away, he turned his head to look at the two of them again, and disappeared at the corner of the mountain road.

Chen Xin said to Liu Minyou: "Brother, have we arrived in another world?" Or did we cross over? The scenery is different everywhere, and I have never seen this picture of a peasant dressed in this picture. ”

When Liu Min heard this, he said anxiously: "Then when can we go back, what should I do with my house, the deposit has been paid, and my money...... My mom and dad, what about my girlfriend? ”

Chen Xin spread his hands and took the lead in walking forward, while saying, "Otherwise, if you apply to the pyramid to wear it again, you may wear a checkerhead." Now it doesn't matter if we wear it or not, let's find clothes to wear first, follow the medicine farmer, and I'll ask him what year it is. ”

Liu Minyou didn't have any research on history, and the Ming Dynasty knew a few eunuchs, or from the movie, he hurriedly followed Chen Xin and asked: "What if people don't give clothes, if they really cross over, ancient clothes are a valuable property, especially in this kind of place where birds don't"

Chen Xin didn't look back, and replied, "First ask what age the medicine farmer is." ”

The two walked very fast, and after walking for a few minutes, they turned a corner, and at a glance, the road was getting straighter, and more than ten meters ahead, there was a small road extending to the right, but the medicine farmer was gone.

Chen Xin stopped at the turn, turned around and said loudly to Liu Minyou: "It seems that the silver was not dropped by the medicine farmer, we don't have to chase him." While winking at Liu Minyou, Liu Minyou hurriedly continued, "Yes, we can eat for a long time, there is so much silver", Liu Minyou didn't know how much silver was good for a while.

The grass next to him shook for a while, and the medicine farmer had already rushed out just now, shouting, "I picked medicine for a while, and I haven't noticed that the silver has dropped, so pay me back quickly, otherwise I will arrest you two and go to see you...... Yes... Help"

Liu Min had a flower in front of him, and before he could react to what was going on, Chen Xin had already thrown the medicine farmer to the ground, and pressed down the medicine farmer's hands with both hands, the medicine farmer was thin and small, and was pressed by Chen Xin for more than 0 catties, and he couldn't move, and he was still screaming for help in his mouth.

Chen Xin was about to free one hand, who knew that this medicine farmer's hand was quite strong, but one hand couldn't suppress his hands, listening to the medicine farmer's shouting, Chen Xin hurriedly shouted to Liu Minyou who was in a daze next to him, "Help him stop his mouth"

Liu Minyou stammered, "You, you said, asked him what year it was, but he didn't say ........"

"I'm going to tie him up and ask, don't talk nonsense, hurry up, someone is coming...... That's it. ”

Liu Minyou's hands trembled, grabbed a handful of dirt on the ground, and thought about changing another stone, Chen Xin couldn't help crying and laughing: "Tear the cloth on his trouser legs", and when the medicine farmer heard it, he struggled even harder.

When the two of them finally blocked the medicine farmer's mouth, tied him up with his trouser belt, and carried him into the grass where the medicine farmer was hiding just now, they sat down and gasped for breath, the two of them were hung out of countless branches on their bodies, and there were some dead grass in their hair that came from nowhere, Chen Xin was fighting with the old man on the ground just now, stained with dirt, quite wolf, and the medicine farmer was also tired enough, looking at the eyes of the two with a look of fear.

"You didn't say you were going to ask him that, you know it's robbery! will be sentenced" Liu Minyou finished his breath and began to settle accounts with Chen Xin.

"Wait until the police and the courts have crossed over"

"If we hadn't crossed it, maybe we would have parked outside when we got out."

"Now you still think that you haven't crossed, if you don't cross, you will pay this old gentleman 100,000, no, 30,000, he will definitely forgive us. He had so much strength that he couldn't see it. Chen Xin's sore hand was back, and his face returned to his standard smile, and he raised his small hoe to the medicine farmer and said, "Now let's ask this gentleman to verify whether we have crossed over............."

A robber and a victim were sitting side by side on the ground, and a main offender was stripping the victim's clothes, "April of the seventh year of the Apocalypse, April of the seventh year of the Apocalypse" Liu Minyou had a little mental problem after confirming that they had crossed, and he kept muttering these words repeatedly.

"In the seventh year of the Apocalypse, it will definitely not work to find Wei Zhongxian, so I will hang up immediately; Li Zicheng, no, the road is too tortuous, my life is estimated to be not as hard as his, Huang Taiji!! Chen Xin was robbing the clothes while calculating, thinking of this, his spirits perked up, and then he shook his head again, "Be a slave, don't do as much as you give." Chongzhen can't do it either, he only has one head, Lao Tzu wants his head and hair. Then he stopped, bowed his head and said to Yao Nong, "Old man, we are fleeing from Liaodong, but we are not Tartar spies, our hair was cut by Jiannu, and now it has only grown so much, I am really sorry today, I will borrow your clothes for use, and I will be grateful in the future." ”

The medicine farmer's mouth has been re-gagged, and he can't object to this mentions, Chen Xin gave Liu Minyou his pants, and the medicine farmer's trousers were worn into shorts by Liu Minyi, Chen Xin took his clothes and tied them around his waist, covering the key parts, and a sense of security arose. After cleaning up, he whispered in Liu Minyou's ear: "I still have to find clothes, you see, I don't have pants yet, this old farmer said that the first two miles is their village, let's take him, let's take a look outside the village first." ”

"Do you want to rob these people? Excuse me? Liu Minyou also asked in a weak whisper.

"I'm embarrassed to walk bare-ass for half a day, what else is there to be embarrassed to do, let's only rob clothes, not sex, call it borrowed, borrow it temporarily, and return them two in the future." We can't wait until the evening, because if we don't have clothes or shelter at night, we'll die in the wilderness. ”

Liu Minyou felt a little unbearable in his heart, and said, "Why don't we go a little further and see if there are other families willing to take us in?" ”

"What if you don't, the more you go out, there will be more people, you can also see the attitude of this old man, the accent is different, and there is no hair, no clothes, with the virtue of the two of us now, if we are arrested to see the official, and are treated as a spy from Liaodong, what should we do?"

After Chen Xin finished speaking in a low voice, seeing that Liu Minyou no longer objected, he deliberately said loudly to Liu Minyou: "We will send this old man back to their village, and then we will go back to the mountain." Liu Minyou looked at him a little strangely, and when he saw that he was blinking again, he agreed and stopped talking. The old man heard that the two of them would not harm his life, and his mouth stopped making noise after two sounds.

Chen Xin first poked his head out of the grass, and after seeing that there was no one around, he carried the old man up the previous path. Walked about two miles again, turned two small bends, the front gradually opened up, a flat land in the mountains, a small river passed through the valley, more than ten families are located on the side of the small river, a wooden bridge on the river, under the bridge with a few large trees to support the bridge deck, the path leads to the village of guò, after passing the small bridge, after crossing the bridge, along the river, winding out of the mountain, two women barefoot washing clothes by the river, faintly heard a little conversation.

The two robbers, who are now habitual offenders, hid in the woods, observing the village through the leaves, and the old farmer was far away, Chen Xin smiled and said: "The farmhouse we saw when we came should be here, it used to be like this." ”

Liu Minyou lowered his head and thought about it, and asked Chen Xin, "How did you know that the old man was hiding around there just now?" ”

"After that turn, there was a wide view ahead, and there was a fork in the road, and the old man wanted to see which way we went, and to make sure that we were going far, so that he could continue on the mountain with confidence. So if you want to hide, you should choose there. ”

"Then why didn't you let him go just now, and still take him with you?"

"Let him go, he took a shortcut back to the village, just a few roads, and asked a few big men to block the road with hoes and flat poles, how can we go down the mountain, how can we continue to borrow clothes?"

Liu Min was not entangled in Fang Cai's affairs, and asked again: "Then what to do now, this village is so quiet, just grab clothes, if they scream, they will still be blocked." ”

"After a while, we prepared two dog-beating sticks, and then released the old man, and let him watch us return the way we came, and then we hid nearby, and after he called someone to chase after him, we went into the village to borrow clothes and food." Chen Xin rubbed his stomach and smacked his lips again.

………………

"Wangwang", Liu Minyou carried a stick while running and biting the jerky in his hand, I don't know whether it was rabbit meat or pheasant meat, hung outside a family after drying, and was borrowed by the two of them, of course, there are a lot of clothes, both men and women, the two of them can't take care of the selection for the time being, they eat while running, and look back from time to time to see if the dog is chasing.

After running a mile away, the dog's barking faded away, and the two changed their clothes, the largest of which was still smaller, but for them, it was already very satisfying. The two of them each tore off a piece of cloth, wrapped their heads, and packed the rest of the clothes and tied them up, Chen Xin put them on his back, and walked quickly to the outside of the mountain, there were two small villages on the way, and the two did not dare to stay, nor did they enter the village, but only passed by the road outside the village.

Turning a small hill in front of me, the field of vision gradually widened, and after walking a little further, a wide dirt road appeared in front of me, "I finally saw the light of day again!" Chen Xin laughed, went down the mountain after crossing, borrowed clothes, tossed from 9 o'clock in the morning to the afternoon, and now it is about 3 o'clock in the afternoon in the future, "Brother, which way to go, to the west is to go to Jixian, to continue to go is Jingshi, to the east is Zunhua, oh, do you want to go back to Tianjin, see if your house is there?" ”

"You know you're not there, but you've decided, my mind is messed up."

"I can't decide, stay away from here first, when the old farmer led people to chase him up the mountain just now, he was fierce and vicious......

Chen Xin pondered for a moment, and said to Liu Minyou: "Zunhua is close to the Great Wall, it is an important border town, and the customs defense must be relatively strict. ”

The two of them turned to the official road, to the west to the direction of Jizhou, at this time there is no later Yuqiao Reservoir, the south of the official road is about ten miles away is Shigu Mountain and other continuous hills, the valley between the north and south two mountains is a large wheat field, April is the time when the winter wheat is ripe, the breeze blows, a burst of golden wheat waves rolling, the pear river (called Gushui after passing Jizhou, now known as the Zhou River) runs through it from east to west, several small rivers flowing out of the mountain range in the north flow into it from north to south, there are many bridges on the official road, and there are some villages scattered in the valley, A tranquil view of the countryside.

Liu Min followed behind Chen Xin listlessly, Chen Xin looked all the way, looking at the scenery of the Ming Dynasty with interest, Chen Xin raised his head and took a deep breath, and sighed: "The air is so good, do you think we will live a few more years." ”

Liu Min replied weakly: "I still want to live a few more years, I don't know what to eat tomorrow, the jerky in the bag is only enough to eat for two days, we don't have a penny except for this bag of broken clothes, I can only write programs, you can only talk about politics, just the two of me, no one wants to be a coolie." ”

Chen Xin looked back at Liu Minyou's appearance, and smiled: "Don't be so pessimistic, think about it, there are also benefits, at least you won't be caught by Yin Wanqiu's nine yin and white bones today, don't worry about buying a house, and Lao Pan's project doesn't have to be accepted." ”

"Don't be pessimistic, others are all going to be Gege princes or something, we don't even have clothes and pants, what kind of benefit is this, or you can take it all, let me go back to deal with Lao Pande."

"If you come, you will be safe, anyway, you can't go back if you cry to death, it's better to think more about what to do now. By the way, do you know what the situation is in the seventh year of the Apocalypse? ”

Liu Min was stunned, he only knew that he had arrived in the Ming Dynasty, and he really didn't know when the apocalypse was, so he hurriedly said: "Really, I'm not familiar with history at all, you just tell me about it." ”

"In the seventh year of the Apocalypse, that is to say, the current emperor is still a carpenter, Wei Zhongxian is proud of the spring breeze, but he is about to hang up, there is a regime called Houjin in Liaodong, which is the predecessor of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and so on for three or two years, they will enter the Great Wall every three or five times to fight the autumn wind, if nothing else, about ten years later, they will take our current road into Beijing and establish' I am in the Qing Dynasty', there is also a person named Li Zicheng, who is now a post office employee, and he will have to rebel after a few years of being laid off, and it is also twenty years later that Emperor Chongzhen, who forced him to smash his job, was also laid off and took his life. By the time they finished tossing like this, most of the people in the north had died, and the remaining people were forced by 'my Daqing' to keep a pig's tail and become slaves. Besides, I still know some big events and big people, and I will talk about it slowly in the future. ”

Liu Minyou looked at Chen Xin in surprise and said, "That means that now is a troubled time?" Why are we so unlucky, and still dressed in this era when human life is as cheap as dogs. ”

Chen Xin stretched out his hand and shook it, "How can a dog be so expensive, don't all your sausages eat professional dog food, and there are pet hospitals when you are sick, and you even went to school." It should be as cheap as grass, and it is the lawn of a domestic park. ”

"Don't talk about the dog school, don't talk about it, I haven't learned anything, if I had known that I was going to cross, I would have ......"

"Burn it!"

Liu Minyou hurriedly shook his head and said, "Then I don't dare, I'll scold him." After a pause, he sighed a little distractedly, "I just don't know what happened to my sausage, if I wasn't there, it wouldn't eat, Yin Wanqiu didn't like him, saying that it was hairless, and I would have to be thrown away by Yin Wanqiu sooner or later." ”

"It's possible to stew in the pot!"

Liu Min pointed at Chen Xin with his hand, "You!! ”

Chen Xin hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Okay, I said something wrong." ”

Waiting for Liu Minyou to put down his hand, Chen Xin added: "It should be better to braise it." ”