Beijing, worthy of being the city of the Son of Heaven, the Forbidden City is solemn, the streets of the outer city are neat, and the shops are lined up, which is a prosperous scene.

The streets are full of people. The skin color of the pedestrians is mostly yellow, and there are sometimes white and black people, and none of the people around them show surprised expressions, showing the mind of the people of the big country.

Guocheng looked up at the pedestrians coming and going—to be precise, at the fat or thin waists of the pedestrians. It's not because he has any ** intentions, the reason is all because of his height, less than three feet (one foot in the Ming Dynasty is now 31.1 cm), just to the position of other people's thighs, in addition to the waist, what else can you see?

After looking up for a while, his neck was sore, and Guocheng didn't see anything worth noting - nonsense, this blue sky and white day, bright and clear, and there is no belly dancing, what can be worth noting about other people's waists. Guocheng can't help but be a little confused, what should be the next step?

Guocheng is not a person of this era, he lives under the red flag. In the previous life, he was an orphan and was abandoned in the SOS Children's Village as soon as he was born. The person in charge of the children's village took him in, but the person in charge's language level was indeed a bit excessive, and he had not even read such an enlightenment book as "Hundred Family Names". In the children's village, all adopted boys have the surname "Guo" and all girls have the surname "Dang". Guocheng often thinks that he is fortunate to be a boy, or he will go out with the surname of "party", for fear of not being laughed to death. When others call themselves Guocheng, it sounds like they are very close to themselves and call them by their names.

At the orphanage, he became good friends with an orphan named Guozhong. Guocheng is a year older than him, so he has always taken care of Guozhong like a younger brother. However, the orphanage was once broken into by bandits at night, and Guozhong was taken hostage. Although the police quickly rescued him, he has been delirious ever since, and this incident has always haunted Guocheng.

For this reason, when he grew up, he became a policeman, determined to sweep away the darkness and shock the whole world with his bravery and fearlessness. Soon, he heard that Guozhong was arrested and taken to the imperial capital sanatorium, and said that he would take the house**. It turned out that a great man lived in the imperial capital sanatorium, and invited the Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain to set up a large array of nine yin and nine yang gossip, and as soon as the auspicious day arrived, the soul of the big man was transferred from the aging body to the body of Guozhong. Guocheng rushed to the imperial capital sanatorium, and as soon as he rushed to the center of the circle, he saw a person falling from the upper floor, hitting the circle crookedly (see the clumsy work "Guangzong Yaoming" for details, what, I can't find it on the Internet?). Of course, I haven't started writing yet, hehe...... A flash of golden light flashed, and he fell into darkness.

Not to mention, the secret method of Dragon Tiger Mountain is really worthy of its reputation, even if the magic circle is crooked, it can still work. When he woke up, he found himself having managed to take it away. Of course, it was not the body of that great man who took it, but the body of a little beggar in the Ming Dynasty more than 4oo years ago.

This little beggar is really unlucky, he went to other people's wedding banquets and sang "Lotus Fall", singing: "The word blessing is full of joy, and the blessing is good and celebrates Ruiping." Blessing is like the long flowing water of the East China Sea, and I hate that I am wearing red when I am late. When the master saw that the little beggar had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and sang a wonderful song very playfully, he rewarded him with a big fat chicken with a deformed buttocks. I don't know that people who often starve can't stand the greasy, the big fat chicken was originally intended for those distinguished guests to enjoy, as soon as they entered the beggar's belly, the place is not right, and they thought that this would not damage their identity, so they made a big fuss in the heavenly palace - the little beggar finally had diarrhea.

The beggar's body is not very good, nonsense, can you have a good body if you lack food and clothing? This time I pulled it very hard, and as a result, I pulled and pulled, and I was dying. It's good now, it's cheap. A wisp of Guocheng's consciousness was transmitted to 4oo years ago by the magic circle, and it is said that it is impossible to forcibly seize the suitable body without the caster of the spell to continue to cast the spell. Coincidentally, the beggar's soul was separated from the body, and the body was like a vacuum bottle, and Guocheng's soul happened to be sent here, so the soul was forcibly sucked into the body, and the possession was successful!

After a long time, Guocheng finally broke free from the darkness, opened his eyes, and saw that the sky was as clear as water, the clouds chased the moon, countless stars were shining, and the night sky was as beautiful as a picture. Before, he had never noticed that the starry sky was so charming, the neon lights of the city robbed the night sky of color, and the smog hid the light of the stars and moon.

Guocheng moved his fingers, felt that his hand was sticky, and when he raised it in front of him, it was golden, did I have a little golden finger? Look at it again, wow, which one has no sense of public morality, and actually defecates everywhere. When I touched my body again, my pants faded to my knees, and my buttocks were slippery, could this be my own? What's going on, the effect of this Nine Yin and Nine Yang Bagua Array is actually **, which is also too sorry for the majestic name.

He struggled to stand up with his hands on the ground, and looked around, hey, it wasn't a nursing home. I saw a field around, only a lonely ruined temple, what kind of place is this? Look at the body, the clothes are very strange, the tattered robes, no matter how you look at it, don't look like modern clothes, it can't be a time travel to ancient times. Touching his head, fortunately it was not braided, and he finally did not run to the Qing Dynasty. Wow, I didn't pay attention to the gold in my hand, and touched my head.

At a strange time, his stomach churned again, and he suddenly remembered that the legend of the Nine Yin and Nine Yang Bagua Circle was a Lotus Circle, and he was probably sent by the Circle and took away this body. He still knows a little about taking the house. The prerequisite for the seizure of the body is the unconsciousness of the body, that is, the moment when the body is an idiot or the moment when the spirit of the body is separated from the body - that is, the moment when the body dies. This body doesn't seem to be taken care of by others, and it knows how to take off its pants when going to the toilet, which means that this body is not an idiot. This physical body has died before taking the rebirth, and he is possessed by this dead body, if he can't solve the cause of physical death, then the end must not be optimistic.

It's hard to go back to ancient times, just to die a painful death immediately, wow, the Taoist masters of Longhu Mountain, don't bring such a playful person.

As the saying goes, a dog can jump off the wall when he is in a hurry, and a person is not small when he is in a hurry. In this line of life and death, Guocheng's mind is running as fast as a computer that has replaced a CPU: when this body died, his pants fell off, and there was a lot of loose poop under his body, and he was now uncomfortable except for stomach pain. Based on these clues, he immediately judged that he himself was pulled to death - what is not good to die, but he chose such an embarrassing way to die. If you can't solve this problem, then you will die like this again.

Now that the cause of death is known, then it will be easy to do. Diarrhea, choose a good medicine, diarrhea stop is good, "diarrhea stop sealing" drug name to get domineering, although I haven't tried it, but it's not bad to think about. But—now back to ancient times, where to buy this medicine. Even if the drug is sold in pharmacies, where can I find a pharmacy in the wilderness? Wow, I know the reason for my worse death. It turned out to be confused, and if you die, you will die, but now it's okay, you have to die in a hurry before you die.

Guocheng jumped over the wall again, uh, said something wrong, to correct it, it was the power of wisdom again. He suddenly remembered that he had stayed in a hotel the day before he rushed to the Imperial Capital Sanatorium, and in order to prepare for tomorrow's dangerous fight, he decided to relax and watch the midnight show. Don't think about it, it's not an island country love action movie, it's sweeping pornography now, where are you looking. He watched the Central Channel 7, which happened to broadcast the content about pig raising, which said that the swineherd often uses plant ash to treat the diarrhea of pigs, and it is said that the suburban fruit is not bad.

Immediately, he remembered a folk tale. There is a doctor's son who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, and after the doctor dies, the son takes over the mantle of Lao Tzu and is ready to harm people, uh, cough, save people, save people. One day, a patient came to see him for diarrhea, and he wanted to cure it by plugging his anus, so he found a cork. He thought about it for a while, his father was treating people with medicine, and the patient probably couldn't eat this cork, so he burned the cork to ashes for the patient to eat, and it was cured, because the plant ash is just a good medicine for diarrhea. Another patient's family sought him treatment for a difficult birth...... cough, I'm thinking far away, and when I finish the story, I guess I've even grown corpse spots.

Then look for plant ash, this wilderness will not even have plant ash...... I really can't find it, it's the summer of willow green grass at this time, and the grass and trees are everywhere, but there is no ash. He has a fire fold on his body, but when the green grass and trees are burned to ashes, it is estimated that he will not be able to eat it, in addition to still dying ugly, he can also carry the name of an arsonist to the grave.

What to do? Guocheng looked left and right, and was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, but when he turned his head, he looked - the ruined temple, there may be grass and wood ashes in this place. When we worship the Buddha and ask the Bodhisattva, we usually burn yellow paper or paper money. And the yellow paper in the countryside is usually replaced by straw paper, and some rough grass paper can even see the whole grass blades, isn't this the best grass ash? The god stick uses the ash of the incense burner to make tea for people to drink and cure diseases, and this is the principle. In the future, I can also burn the straw paper and wrap it into a bag, saying that it is an ancestral secret recipe for treating diarrhea, and I should be able to make a lot of money. In later generations, those who posted small advertisements on telephone poles and toilets with "special treatment of venereal diseases" are said to have been exhausted...... Ahem, I'm thinking far away, let's treat the disease first.

Guocheng struggled to run towards the broken temple, but in the eyes of others, he was staggering and staggering, there was no way, he was prostration, and he couldn't run fast if he wanted to. The road of less than ten zhang (31.1 meters in the Ming Dynasty and ten zhang in modern times) took him a long time. No way, on the one hand, the legs are as weak as stepping on cotton, and on the other hand, they have to fight with the stomach.

Walking into the broken temple, Guocheng's heart suddenly cooled. This is not only a ruined temple, it is simply a ruined temple, the inside is empty, and there is not even a statue of a god on the altar, let alone an incense burner. If you don't have an incense burner, where can you find plant ash?

Finally, it is the road of endless people, just when Guocheng is desperate, he is now, someone in the corner of the wall has built a stove with broken bricks, there is a broken pot on the stove, and there are some unknown residues in the pot, this is not the point, the point is that this is ancient, what is the fuel in ancient times, it is wood and weeds!

Thank goodness for the one who set the fire...... No, who would have nothing to eat and do to come to this ruined temple to cook. Guo Cheng had an epiphany in his heart, wasn't that setting fire to himself. I think that the little beggar must have regarded this as his own nest, although this ruined temple has no doors and windows, and the roof is also tattered, but it is also a house, and it is a very large house.

Guocheng grabbed a handful of ashes, ignored thirty-seven twenty-one, and stuffed it into his mouth. The plant ash is really unusually unpalatable, and because it is difficult for the little beggar to find enough firewood, the plant ash is burned very thoroughly, without even a single carbon particle, and the throat is blocked tightly at once.

"This plant ash is the most suitable for whitewashing the wall, but my mouth should not be decorated, besides, it is my stomach that makes trouble, what is the matter if you keep it in your mouth. Alas, I said, Grass and Wood Gray Brother, don't retreat when you see difficulties. Guocheng thought depressedly.

He caught a glimpse of half a bowl of water in a broken bowl by the stove, and he didn't care whether the water was clean or not, and drank it upside down. It doesn't seem to be enough, look for it again, there is a mouth tank in the corner of the house. The little beggar is really a man of life, and he didn't know where to get a broken jar with a jar of water in it.

Guocheng doesn't know how strict his diarrhea is (nonsense, the little beggar has returned to the underworld, so he can't tell him what Cheng dù has diarrhea to. I don't know how much grass ash I eat can cure diarrhea. So he took a jar of water and ate all the ashes of the plants and trees that could be found in the ruined temple. This time, there is a mistake, the human body will lack water after diarrhea, and doctors will often tell patients to drink more water. Traveling to the Ming Dynasty and not bringing a doctor, he didn't know this, but in order to pour so much plant ash, he added a lot of water.

After taking the medicine, Guocheng finally put his mind at ease, and finally saved his life. Immediately, he felt a little depressed, his body was full of grains and reincarnation, not to mention, just now in order to judge who he was, he made his head full of "yellow and white things", no, there is no white, only a head full of "gold". People say that if you take shit luck, the luck is so good that you can pick up a piece of paper and win 5 million. I'm covered in, and it's human luck, so ...... It's time to go to the bathroom, and I'm rebelling in my stomach again.

came out again, Guocheng's strength after crossing was completely exhausted, and he didn't even have the strength to clean up his body, so he could only sleep with the "gold" all over his body.

It's a pity that the first day after Guocheng crossed over like this.

When I woke up, the sky was already cloudy, and a red sun was slowly crawling out from behind the distant mountains in the east, shooting out ten thousand golden rays, turning the white clouds into colorful clouds, shining the treetops, and sprinkling a little golden light in the small river—the unpolluted environment was indeed beautiful.

Guocheng is not in the mood to enjoy the beautiful scenery, if a person has so much "gold" on his body, I am afraid that he will not have this kind of leisure. If you don't believe it, you lock Li Bai in the toilet to see if he can still hold back the "100 poems". Throughout the ages, there have been many poems describing people, things, and things, but there is no toilet written about it.

Guocheng's body is not uncomfortable now, and the grass ash is really a good medicine for diarrhea. Although his stomach was flat, it was not uncomfortable at all.

He approached the river, the water was clear, and there were small fish swimming in the water, which did not seem to be deep, and it was really a good place to bathe. He jumped into the water without taking off his clothes, just as he took his clothes with others to wash.

Fooled, the unpolluted water finally hurt him. Because he could see the bottom of the river, he judged that the river was very shallow from the experience of his previous life, but in fact it was the opposite, the river was a bit deep. Guocheng can't swim, and when he goes down, he sinks like a weighing lump. His heart was cold, could he be so unlucky, struggling all night, just to wash clean and then die?

Fortunately, God has eyes, and Xiao Yuhua's clothes have not been washed for a long time, they are covered with grease, they are not breathable, and they become a survival ring after entering the water. In addition, Guocheng struggled desperately, just kidding, if you don't play with your life, you can't do it, if you don't play with your life this time, you won't have your life to play next time. He finally grabbed a small branch by the river and saved his own life.

Crawling out of the water, Guocheng found his head wet. If it is wet, it will be wet, and the head will be dissolved, and it will be washed just right. The water in the early morning was very cold, but Guocheng couldn't care about it, and washed happily in the water. After washing, he lay down on the river beach in a big character and dried.

He looked at his hands, and sure enough, they were clean, and lo and behold, they were snow-white, pink, and very delicate...... Wait, small, hands are so small, have you become a child? He quickly got up and threw himself at the river. The reflection of a small round face appeared on the surface of the river, and I saw that he had a pair of big watery eyes, and small white teeth like braided shells, although he looked a little sickly, but there was indescribable cuteness. Is this yourself, why is it so small? Could it be that he is possessed by a child, no wonder he feels that he has no strength, he thought that he was weak after illness, but in fact he has become smaller.

He was silent for a while, no one can be calm when they encounter such an encounter. Fortunately, he is an open-minded person after all, and if he wants to become a child, he will become a child, anyway, he picked it up in this life, and he has already earned it. Let's see what kind of dynasty this is, and whether we can use the knowledge of hundreds of years to get into the water.

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