"When Young Master Ben turned around, he lost a cow on the side of the road. Young Master Ben turned around for the second time, and was fascinated by a row of buildings on the side of the road. This young master turned around three times, and countless girls masturbated and masturbated. ”

It was late at night, and the cold wind was blowing snowflakes all over the sky. Xu Jun sat in the wooden bathtub, humming a song and taking a bath, there was nothing more comfortable than taking a hot bath after a busy day.

Xiao Laohan had already left, and when he was leaving, regardless of Xu Jun's refusal, he insisted on leaving the box of Mighty King Kong mud for him as a souvenir, which made Xu Jun quite speechless. You said he was okay, what are you doing with a box of in his arms, what kind of broken medicine, who dares to eat it.

After taking a bath, Xu Jun was naked. Bare. jumped out of the bathtub, stood in front of the long mirror and took a photo left and right, up and down, and couldn't help but say proudly: "Uncle, this young master is so handsome, oh hahaha." ”

"Damn." A woman's soft drink suddenly came from outside the window, and Xu Jun's face changed dramatically: "Who, which woman. Rogue peeks at Young Master Ben taking a bath? Do you want to come in and see, Young Master Ben won't eat you again. ”

When Xu Jun's words fell, the window paper suddenly shattered, and a woman dressed in black and masked, with her chest high and bulging, appeared in front of Xu Jun.

Xu Jun stared at the two jade rabbits of the man in black, licked his lips and said, "**, what do you want to do when you break into the uncle's room in the middle of the night?" Robbery or robbery? If you rob the wealth, Young Master Ben doesn't have any silver, but the two women in the next room have brought a large amount of gold and silver, you can go and grab it, and Young Master Ben can help you let it go. If it's a robbery, then come quickly, Young Master Ben won't resist when he sees that you are in good shape. ”

The woman in black was completely speechless, she began to kill people when she was twelve years old, and at the age of fifteen, she poisoned one hundred and fifty people in her own sect, joined the first killer organization in China, Heavenly Court, and became one of the nineteen killers in Heavenly Court, codenamed Ziwei.

But today she exposed her whereabouts before she could do anything, and she didn't look like an experienced killer at all. This really can't be blamed on her, although she is experienced and level-headed, but after all, she is a human being, not a puppet, and as long as she is a human being, there will always be mistakes.

She has seen a lot of shameless men, but she has never even heard of such a superb narcissism. Even though she is a ruthless, cold-blooded killer, she can't help but feel the urge to hit people violently.

Two rays of light flashed from the eyes of the woman in black, Xu Jun instinctively felt a murderous aura, the smile disappeared from his face, his face gradually turned cold, staring at the woman in black and said: "Young Master Ben and you have no grievances, why do you want to kill Young Master Ben?" ”

Even a piece of toilet paper, a used sanitary napkin, has its uses. There is no one in this world who is useless. Xu Jun has been on the streets since he was a child in his previous life, and he is very sensitive to murderous spirits all day long. What he saw in the eyes of the woman in black was not raging lust, but an endless killing intent like the sea, which surprised him. He thinks he's just made the same mistake that most men make, and he's. It's just a little bit, I haven't offended anyone, and I haven't done anything to the country. Society. Cause danger hài. On the contrary, he also promoted economic prosperity, such a good young man who is harmless to humans and animals, who is blind and wants to kill him?

The woman in black was just about to pull out a soft sword glowing with a faint green light from her waist, but she didn't expect Xu Jun to see through her intention. This made her a little surprised, and she was subconsciously stunned. A gentleman who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it still has this eyesight, is the other party hiding it? But she soon regretted her hesitation. Because she never expected that Xu Jun would actually use her own killer weapon.

"Come and see, there's a naked beauty here."

"Come and see, there's a slut here."

The woman in black was dizzy and almost fainted. Although she is a killer, but she is also a woman, the other party is too hateful, a beauty is a beauty, why slander her as a slut., this is simply slanderous, is she still a yellow flower girl. However, she immediately thought that now was not the time to care about this, she had always been calm in her work, and she had never missed a killing, but what she met today was really non-human, and her three views were ruined and her heart was in turmoil.

"Luo body beauty? Where, where. The oil lamp in the inn lit up, and Xu Junruo shouted, "Help, there is a killer." "Everybody just closes the door tighter and doesn't make sure they join in the fun. But this kind of good show is not watched in vain, and who does not watch it in vain.

"You, you, I'm going to kill you." The woman in black was furious, and her hands trembled with anger. But she didn't have a chance, Sister Tan Caimao lived in the guest room next to Xu Jun, and rushed over when she heard Xu Jun's shout and approved a coat.

The woman in black heard the noisy footsteps outside the door, stomped her feet hatefully, and said, "Count you ruthless, let's see." ”

The woman in black jumped out of the window again, and disappeared into the moonlight in the blink of an eye, leaving only her voice still echoing in the air.

"I'll be back."

Xu Jun walked to the window disdainfully, put his hands to his mouth, and shouted out of the window: "Young Master Ben is waiting for you, next time Young Master Ben takes a bath, you will come again." ”

The woman in black was in mid-air, and when she heard this, she shuddered and almost fell from the sky. She angrily slapped an old tree on the side of the road, and secretly swore in her heart that from today onwards, she would never allow anyone to hurt Xu Jun, because she would kill this gentleman with her own hands.

"Where's the beauty?.Where's the slut?" The door was kicked open with a bang, and a large group of big men rushed into Xu Jun's guest room. But they didn't find a beautiful woman, but they saw a man with a luo body.

This man looks pretty good, but they are all pure masters, and they don't have a habit of dragon yang, so they have no interest in men.

"The beautiful slut is gone, but there is one beautiful man with a body, do you want to see it? If you don't want to see it, go out, and close the door by the way, Young Master Ben is going to sleep. ”

"Cut, die, you scum."

Eggs and brooms and dustpans were all over the place, and the angry crowd threw everything they could get their hands on. Xu Jun jumped up and down for a while, and suddenly smelled a thick smell.

"Your sister, whoever threw the stinky duck eggs, this young master is going to chop him." Xu Jun was furious, took out a short knife used for self-defense under the bed, and rushed to the crowd with a scream, and the little people who were still angry just now scattered and fled, and each fled back to the house to continue sleeping.

However, the Tan Caimao sisters did not leave, and the two of them stared at Xu Jun with interest, and Xu Jun was hairy. Once born and twice matured, women are like this, they are always reluctant at first, but as long as there is a first time, sooner or later there will be a second and third time, and after a long time, they will get used to it, and men are just the opposite.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Xu Jun covered the key parts with both hands, quite speechless. It's not fun, it's so bad. If a woman doesn't resist, then what's the fun for a man. If a woman is more than a man; Sex, then the man will become more shy than the woman.

"What to cover, it's not that I haven't seen it. What do you call when you don't sleep at night, why is the window broken? ”

Zangbao Zhai is the first silver village in China, holding the economic lifeline of the land of China. Tan Caimao, as the second lady of Zangbao Zhai, is naturally well-informed, she picked up a piece of clothing and threw it to Xu Jun, squatted in front of the window to carefully check the ground, and found two clear footprints.

Xu Jun had just finished taking a bath, and the ground would inevitably be a little wet, and the soles of the women in black had a lot of mud, and they naturally left clear footprints when they saw the water. It's just quite strange that there is a crape myrtle pattern in the center of the sole of this pair of shoes, which makes Tan Caimao's complexion change dramatically.

"What's wrong? Why is your complexion so ugly? Xu Jun asked in surprise.

Tan Caimao stood up slowly with a blushing face, and suddenly shook his hand and gave Xu Jun a crisp slap. Xu Jun covered his face and said angrily: "Bichi, why are you beating me." ”

"Who have you offended, and why would Heavenly Court send someone to kill you?"

"Heavenly Court?" Xu Jun was confused for a while, not knowing what Heavenly Court was. However, he carefully recalled the scene that had just happened, and suddenly noticed that the woman in black looked at him as if she was looking at a pile of fat meat, without a trace of human emotion. This is the eyes of a king who has killed countless people, how can it appear in the eyes of a woman?

"Heavenly Court is a group of killers composed of nineteen masters of good and evil, who are elusive and difficult to find. Collect money to kill people, and never miss. No one has ever seen them as they are, and no one knows who they really are. They may be street peddlers, pawns, or officials in high positions. Disturb. Guests may also be your friends. Except for the Jade Emperor, even the members of the Heavenly Court did not know each other's true identities. ”

Xu Jun's complexion changed, he didn't expect things to be so tricky. For the first time, his face became extremely stern and said, "Young Master Ben thinks that he has never hurt anyone, why would the people of Heavenly Court kill Young Master Ben?" Also, how do you know so much? ”

Tan Caimao glanced at Xu Jun and said, "A woman's hatred is very terrifying, far more terrifying than a flood beast. God knows which girl's heart you have broken, so much so that someone has paid a lot of money to hire a killer from Heaven to kill you. As for why Miss Ben knows so much, don't you stupid pig know that Miss Ben has a prominent family background? Miss Ben's father once said that everything in the world is nothing more than a good word, as long as there is a profit, nothing is impossible, and a businessman is a person who hurts others. ”

Xu Jun pursed his lips and said in his heart: "Bichi, what kind of crooked reasoning is this." But it seems to make some sense, no wonder he is always hurt by Tan Caimao, and this is the case for a long time. ”

Xu Jun rubbed his nose and wisely chose to shut up. It's a matter of life and death, and now is not the time to argue.

Tan Caimao continued: "The nineteen members of the Heavenly Court are Jade Emperor, Gou Chen, Ziwei, Houtu, Changsheng, Donghua, Huangjiao, Jumen, Greedy Wolf, Lu Cun, Wuqu, Wenqu, Lian Zhen, Pojun, Tianlover, Attached Shadow, Burial, Teng Snake, and Demon Monk. The Jade Emperor is the master of the Heavenly Court, and Gou Chen is specifically responsible for external business. The nineteen code names will never change, and once a member dies, one person will be found from the rivers and lakes to replace him. Once Gou Chen takes over the business, he will send members to fight endlessly. But you don't have to worry, Miss Ben is not easy to mess with, you are Miss Ben's person, Miss Ben naturally won't watch others kill you. ”

"Thank you, young master."

"No thanks, if you die, who will pay the money you owe me?"

"Damn." Xu Jun fainted.