Chapter 368: Tell the Truth

Xiao Yuanchao wanted to find Hu Bing, and he had to seriously tell the other party that he was going to drive the Paramount Marauder to run over all his family's cars now. The so-called openness of the free novel portal is like this, so Xiao Yuanchao will not do those sneaky things.

Parking the car in front of the school, Xiao Yuanchao and Xu Yibing had just walked into the school gate when they heard the sound of glass breaking and the alarm of the car behind him.

"Smash! Smash it for Lao Tzu, smash it hard! Hu Bing's voice came clearly.

Listening to the sound of the car being smashed, Xiao Yuanchao was stunned for a moment, turned around helplessly, and watched Du Baobao's birthday gift to him be subjected to the seventh violent baptism.

He just drove the car out of the repair shop today, less than three hours before and after!

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Hu Bing held a cigarette, leaned on the broken Audi and pointed at Xiao Yuanchao: "I have found out your background, it must be nothing at all." The woman I was looking for last time was from a martial arts school, haha...... Mr. Xiao, you didn't pretend to be forced like this, understand? Hahaha......"

"What martial arts teacher?" Xiao Yuanchao was a little confused.

"It's the girl you brought last time!" Hu Bing shouted with a hideous face: "Damn, I made a mistake last time, don't you want to give me a good walk out of school today!" ”

Last time, Hu Bing not only didn't kick Xiao Yuanchao with a beautiful jumping roundabout kick, but instead planted a dog to chew. At that time, he was still scared, but after investigating the background of Xiao Yuanchao and Du Baobao, he found that these two people were nothing at all.

One is a teacher who came out of an ordinary family, and the other is a coach of a martial arts school. It's just two little people, I have to get all the lost face back today!

Hu Bing threw down the cigarette butt and stretched out his hand to wave it.

With a "bang", a group of thugs rushed over, at least thirty or forty people. These guys are bulging in their clothes, and their faces are full of ferocity.

"Run away when you're done causing trouble? Awesome! Hu Bing sneered: "Don't come back if you run away?" The surname is Xiao, I sue you, I am waiting for you at the school gate every day! You can run the first year of junior high school, you can't run fifteen, Lao Tzu let you continue to pretend to be forced! Phew, stupid! ”

Facing the Hu soldiers who gathered a group of gangsters, Xiao Yuanchao was furious.

He quickly took out his mobile phone, dialed the number of the base, and made a dissatisfied voice at Ding Dong: "Ding Dong!" Fairy! Ancestors! How do you do my information with my baby? Instructor at a martial arts school? You're full, aren't you? Do you know what I'm being scolded right now? What a fool who pretends to fail! ”

"What do you want me to make for you?" Ding Dong on the phone said lightly: "If you don't make your information into a cowherd, it's worthy of you, okay, don't pretend, come back quickly." If you don't come again, I'm afraid my niece won't be able to think about it, so hurry up, don't bother. ”

"Li Linglong will be fine." Xiao Yuanchao said.

"Nonsense, a person has been in the mountains for two days and two nights with an iron spear, not eating or drinking, and his eyes are dull......"

"Hung up."

Xiao Yuanchao hung up the phone and rubbed his temples helplessly.

"Hey, stupid, keep pretending?" Hu Bing was happy, and said loudly to Xiao Yuanchao: "Do you think you are a member of the Chinese Dragon Group?" What else did you do? Hahahaha......"

"Dragons?" Xiao Yuanchao said to himself suspiciously: "Haven't you heard of this army? ”

"The Chinese Dragon Group, the most mysterious troops!" Hu Bing said with a disdainful face: "You don't know if you say it, stupid." ”

The left sentence is stupid, and the right sentence is stupid, and Xiao Yuanchao is very depressed. Frustrated, he called the base again to inquire.

"That Ding Dong, is there a Chinese dragon group?" Xiao Yuanchao asked.

"Yes!" Ding Dong said loudly on the phone: "There is also the Chinese Phoenix Group, commonly known as the Dragon and Phoenix Combination Army!" ”

"Really?"

"With your wife! I said, are you brainbroken? Dragons? Don't you know that you are the captain of the highest level of troops in the country? Get back to me immediately, if my niece has three long and two short, I don't have ...... with you."

"Smack!"

Xiao Yuanchao Lisuo hung up the phone, and he couldn't stand the abnormal maternal phenomenon that Ding Dong suddenly became his aunt.

Li Linglong just needs to think quietly, that is not a suicide person.

"Classmate Hu Bing, I called just now to ask, there is no dragon group in our country." Xiao Yuanchao added quite seriously: "There is no doubt that there is no Feng Group either. Actually, let's talk about the mysterious troops...... I can tell you responsibly that I am the commander of China's highest-level army...... Yes, I am indeed the commander of the highest-level troops. Also, last time it was really my wife, she is not the instructor of the martial arts school, in fact, she is also the commander of the highest-level troops. ”

Xiao Yuanchao's expression was quite serious, and what he said was absolutely the truth, without a trace of moisture.

"You ......" Hu Bing was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahahaha...... Hahahaha...... Is this stupid guy insane? Hahahaha......"

"I think it's a psychopath, haha."

"Hu Shao, be careful, it's not illegal to kill people with neuropathy, hahaha......"

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There was a lot of laughter, as if I had heard the funniest thing in the world.

"Brother, these fools......" Xu Yibing also smiled and shook his head.

"Fun, right? Hehe. Xiao Yuanchao smiled.

"It's interesting." Xu Yibing pursed her lips and smiled goodbye: "Forget it, ignore them." I know you want me to be happy, but I have to. Who are you and what are they? ”

Xu Yibing knew that Xiao Yuanchao was making her happy, but she didn't agree with this approach.

"Alright, alright, this is released in advance, I have to call the insurance company." Xiao Yuanchao waved his hand, picked up his mobile phone and turned on the speakerphone to call the insurance manager: "Manager, I'm really sorry, my car was smashed again......"

Before the words fell, a mournful cry came from the mobile phone speakerphone.

"Daddy! …… I call you Daddy! Why is it that someone else's car has nothing to do for a few years, and why is your car smashed six times in half a year? I beg you, spare me! I have a 60-year-old mother, two children who are waiting to be fed, and a ruined girl who has to use a set of LancΓ΄me every month and go to Taobao every day...... Woowoo...... Leave me alone, I haven't gotten a dime in half a year, woo woo woo woo ......"

"That, that......" Xiao Yuanchao didn't know what to say.

"Hahaha......"

Xu Yibing laughed, he could force the manager of the insurance company to call him father, and Xiao Yuanchao was the first.

At this time, a girl with red eyes and a book suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Yuanchao.

Shen Muzi, Shen Muzi who kept crying.

PS: Next update, six p.m.

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