Chapter 234: Shooting Yourself in the Foot

(Thanks to the 200 starting coins rewarded by my friend Mi Worm Life, and the 100 starting coins rewarded by the Dragon's Spirit, Tang Taitian, and Wujie Zhen, Tuyi is grateful and will definitely redouble his efforts.) )

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"Husband, after breakfast, I will gamble on the dignity of the wise family and duel with you!" After Guangxiu Da Lori finished talking about what she had seen and heard in various countries, she suddenly pointed at Wang Tianxie's nose and shouted.

Wang Tianxie, violent overage pseudo-loli Oda Nobuko, Princess Medusa, and even Wang Tianling's big loli and ten demon clan little loli suddenly fell to the ground.

"Who...... Who allowed you to call him husband? "Violent overage pseudo-Lori pointed at Guangxiu Da Lori is extremely unhappy, and the consequences are very serious. Her eyes were instantly filled with anger, and she didn't finish breakfast, and pulled out the big knife on her waist with a "swish".

"Egret, what kind of fight is it!" Princess Medusa soothed the violent overage pseudo-Lori while looking at the Mitsu Da Lori reproachfully.

She was not too dissatisfied with the other party's call of Wang Tianxie as "Lord Husband". With the inheritance of the four princesses of the Heavenly Ghost Lineage, of course she knows that Cui Ji wants to form a contract with Guangxiu Lori.

She is not the kind of person who is rigid and old-fashioned, and she knows very well how much her strength has increased after signing a contract with Diehime. Moreover, she has a feeling that if she hadn't gotten the inheritance of the fourth princess Dieji, it is estimated that she would never be so harmonious with the violent overage pseudo-Lori, Wang Tianxie and others like now.

It's just that looking at the strength of Guangxiu Da Lori now, it seems that it is not easy to do.

"Humph! This guy insults me! Bully me! Guangxiu Da Lori didn't even look at Princess Medusa, and continued to point at Wang Tianxie, who instantly petrified with a surprised look!

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Wow!"

Her words once again caused everyone to be taken aback, and all kinds of words expressing amazement flew all over the sky, and all kinds of cold sweat, waterfall sweat, and Genghis Khan dripped all over the ground.

He ...... How did he insult you...... Bullied you? Princess Medusa pointed to Wang Tianxie, who had become a statue, and stammered and asked.

"You said yesterday that he looked at you, hugged you, hugged you, and kissed you...... It's true? Violent overage pseudo-Lori also asked jealously. Only Wang Tianling's big Lori took ten little Loli of the demon clan with a curious face, sitting in her place and clapping her hands to watch the show. Regarding his brother's gossip, Big Lori expressed her most interest.

It turned out that Guangxiu Da Lori, like the Mino Kingdom Assassin Regiment, had not practiced Buddhism and Yin and Yang Dao. Therefore, she couldn't see the face of Wang Tianxie's "ghost" at all, she just felt that Wang Tianxie's murderous spirit was extremely powerful, and the duel when she fought with him was like a child's wine.

Moreover, when she continued to watch, the strength shown by Wang Tianxie was no longer within the acceptable range of her as an ordinary person. The scene of those beetles, which were turned into ashes before they were stepped on by Wang Tianxie, shocked her from the bottom of her bones.

Only one scene did not appear, which made her feel very entangled and regretful. The first time she dealt with Wang Tianxie, the scene where the other party made her favorite big sword into potholes did not appear in the Mino Kingdom Assassin Group.

It turns out that this is his real strength! The two times before that...... Wait a minute...... Could it be that from the first time he found out that I was a princess, he treated me like a weak woman and refused to use all his strength? This idea, in the mind of Mitsuhide Lori, grew vigorously as soon as it sprouted! Now, she has always been polite, and she is not calm.

In Guangxiu Da Lori's mind, the idea that Wang Tianxie deliberately humiliated her and looked down on her couldn't help but appear. Coupled with Lori's temperament of not admitting defeat, the bright and beautiful Lori rushed up with blood and blood, and her heart burned extremely vigorously, and she sprayed a mouthful of bright red liquid directly on the branch of the ancient tree and fainted.

When Guangxiu Da Lori fainted, the violent overage pseudo-Lori had just finished teaching Wang Tianling a happy lesson, and the entire camp was quiet again. Therefore, the movement on the ancient tree was immediately noticed by Princess Medusa. Princess Medusa hurriedly sent someone to take the beautiful big Lori down from the branch and bring her into the camp.

When Guangxiu Da Lori woke up, she planned to settle accounts with Wang Tianxie immediately. Unexpectedly, Wang Tianxie was still asleep at that time because of the loss of strength. finally waited until Wang Tianxie woke up, but found that the violent overage pseudo-Lori was also a woman dressed as a man.

This series of things made Guangxiu Lori, who had received a good education since childhood, embarrassed to denounce Wang Tianxie immediately. In the end, Guangxiu Da Lori couldn't hold back anymore at breakfast, and directly challenged Wang Tianxie's martial dignity.

"Hawkers, anyway, I'm already planning to hand myself over to Wang Tianxie, so as to conceive the seed of the wise family, this "look at the light", "kiss and hug and hug" is definitely inevitable in the future, talk about it, it doesn't matter! ”

Guangxiu big Lori answered the question of the violent overage pseudo-Lori nonchalantly.。 After listening to Guangxiu Da Lori's words, everyone suddenly fell to the ground again, covering their faces to show that they were really speechless. As for Wang Tianxie, who had recovered from the petrified state, he directly did a 360-degree backflip on the spot and vomited blood for ten kilometers.

Well, for the reason for the challenge of Guangxiu Da Lori, the violent overage pseudo-Lori and others did not have any words to refuse. The face of the samurai family, in this troubled era of the Warring States, is the supreme. Even if the violent overage pseudo-Lori is the head of the Oda family, it can't stop Mitsuhide Big Lori from using the face of the samurai family as an excuse to challenge.

The duel between the two was arranged in Wang Tianxie's camp.

Originally, the duel between the two was not intended to let anyone watch the battle. However, for such an interesting thing, how could ten demon clan little Lori let it go! They all had a lollipop in their mouths, ten little heads, ten small notches in the corner of the camp, pouting their little butts, and secretly watching the duel between Wang Tianxie and Guangxiu Da Lori.

"I think that big sister will definitely win!"

"No, no, Brother Heavenly Evil is the most powerful!"

"Oh, I can only see why my father, who can't eat, doesn't do it yet!"

Whispers like this kept ringing in the corners of the tent. Ten demon clan little Lori began to discuss with great interest.

Compared with their relaxation and excitement, the bright show Lori on the field seemed a little nervous. She slowly pulled out the newly created big sword at her waist, and after roaring lightly, she rushed towards Wang Tianxie.

"Anon, it's going to begin. Who do you think will win? Violent overage pseudo-Lori held a teacup in both hands, blowing the hot water in the cup, and looked at Princess Medusa with a smile.

"Hehe, it's a tie at most, but neither of them will be winners!" Princess Medusa smiled mysteriously.

"Haha, that's what I thought too. Otherwise, let's gamble, how long will it take? Her answer made the violent overage pseudo-Lori sitting across from her laugh.

"Well, I won't bet with you! However, speaking of which, the two of them are really similar. Princess Medusa picked up a piece of Nanyang court-style pastry on the small wooden table in front of her, and took a bite with graceful movements.

"Oh, come on, come on, otherwise it's so boring! I'm betting they'll be done in an hour. "Violent overage pseudo-Lori played a trick learned from Wang Tianxi, her hands stretched out to the sides, her arms and her whole body constantly swayed and dangled like waves, like an invertebrate, circling around Princess Medusa.

"Wow! Sick of it! Sick of it! Sick of it! I'm done! Two hours! It's absolutely done in two hours! Before gambling on returning to Owari Province from Kyoto, whoever loses is not allowed to sneak into the bedding of the heavenly evil in the middle of the night! Princess Medusa was so annoyed by the violent overage pseudo-loli that she couldn't bear it, and finally waved her fists and yelled loudly to compromise.

Half an hour had passed, and the sound of ping-pong was still heard in the tent......

An hour passed, and the tent was silent, except for the edge of the tent's roller shutters, which occasionally shone with a strange orange light...... However, Wang Tianxie and Guangxiu Lori did not leave the camp.

"Wha! You've lost! You're going to be alone in the boudoir for a while! Oh, hehehe~" Princess Medusa seemed to have won a big victory, her small face bag was forty-five degrees to the sky, her left hand was raised at the corner of her mouth, and the hem of her clothes covered her cherry mouth.

Watching the close friend in the boudoir shake his head and look proud, the violent overage pseudo-Lori gritted her teeth and creaked, and she was so angry that her head was about to explode.

An hour and a half had passed, and the tent was still glowing with orange. This strange orange light began to grow more and more abundant. Princess Medusa became more and more happy when she saw it, and the bet was won, and there were at least two months left before she returned to Owari Province from Kyoto.

Two hours passed, and the light in the tent was gradually extinguished. It's just that...... What about people? What about Wang Tianxie and Guangxiu Lori? Why didn't anyone come out of the tent! Even the ten demon clan little Loli who were hiding in a corner of the camp tent and peeping did not come back.

Immediately afterwards, the two people in the camp tent not only did not walk out of the camp tent, but began to fight in ping pong again. The roars and coquettish voices came and went, and the fight was obviously more intense than just now!

"Wha! Woowoowoo...... Now...... We both lost! Burst! Now, it's the turn of the violent overage pseudo-Lori to laugh.

It's just that her laughter was like hugging her head and crying, and finally she spit out a mouthful of blood ten kilometers away. As for Princess Medusa, she made a decisive "bang" and fell to the ground.

That's a shot in the foot! The two of them wanted to cry without tears, and they laughed at Wang Tianling's big loli who was watching the play on the side, and her tears flowed, holding her little belly that hurt from laughter, rolling around on the grass and laughing.

"Tianling! You've got itchy skin! Still laughing! Princess Medusa angrily yelled at Wang Tianling, who was still rolling on the ground and rolling over!

"Catch that Wang Tianling! Scratch her waist with your fingers! Scratch her arm socket with a feather! Scratch the soles of her feet with a brush! Violent overage pseudo-Lori stomped her feet and yelled at the guard girl who was waiting on the side.

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These days, Tuyi has a few students who have to take the Mandarin proficiency test, and a few new students are studying for the teacher's benchmark test, so it's busy, and the update is relatively late, so it's no wonder. However, everyone can rest assured, no matter how late it is, the day's updates will not be interrupted. Again, I'm sorry.