Chapter 14: The Huns Are Crazy (I)

The majestic Zhao Wuling implemented the famous "Hufu Cavalry Shooting", which made the Zhao State stronger in one fell swoop and became a first-class Warring States. Why didn't King Wuling of Zhao learn from the Qin State and change the law like Shang Ying, but to learn from the Hu people?

Because in the early days of his reign, he fought with the Hu people and suffered defeats, which made him realize that the clothes of the Hu people were convenient for fighting, while the clothes and ornaments of the Central Plains were not conducive to fighting. Moreover, he believed that Hu Ren was good at cavalry and archery, and his tactics were better than those of the Central Plains, so he implemented the "Hu Fu Cavalry Archery" and achieved success, so Zhao became a first-class Warring States.

King Zhao Wuling's point of view is correct, at that time, the costumes of the Central Plains were indeed inconvenient to go to the battlefield and flashy, while the costumes of the Hu people were crisp and neat, which was very convenient for combat.

As for the way of the Hu people's riding and archery, it is not to mention. Because the Warring States Period was an era of tactical innovation, the chariot warfare in the Spring and Autumn Period had long been unable to meet the needs of war, and the cavalry was rising, replacing the chariot and becoming the ace of the cold weapon era.

The defeat that King Wuling of Zhao suffered before the innovation was given by the Xiongnu, which made the Zhao people extremely hateful. When Zhao became stronger, the Xiongnu were still not afraid of Zhao, and they were still pressing Zhao to fight, which year and month would not fight Zhao? This made the Zhao people hate the Huns, as long as they could make the Huns unlucky, they were willing to do anything.

Not to mention that it is too enjoyable to and pee on the bones of the ancestors of the Huns, which makes people feel comfortable, these elites are happy, they all sprinkle hard, pull hard, and it doesn't take long for a while, and the top of the mountain is stinky.

Even Li Mu and Sima Shang couldn't hide their joy, and opened their crotch and sprinkled a bubble of urine.

Li Mu took a look, where is the location of the ancestral tomb of the Xiongnu. It's no different from a latrine. to this result. Li Muda is satisfied.

"Brethren, you have done a good job, and I am satisfied!" Li Mu said to the elites: "In order to reward you, I have decided to let you pack up the gold, silver, jewelry, and jade." ”

"Hooray! Banzai! "The elites have been looking forward to this for a long time, but because of Li Mu's military order, they don't dare to act, and when they hear this, they can't help but be happy. Everyone's eyes sparkled like lights.

"But I warn you, you only have a cup of tea. Remember, don't let too much, don't slow down the march. Violators, chop! Li Mu's face was solemn, and he shouted in a deep voice.

"No!" Even if Li Mu didn't give the order, they understood that it was necessary. Not for anything else. Just because this is in the Xiongnu holy land Dragon City, they dug the ancestral grave of the Xiongnu. The Huns will definitely chase them from behind, and if they bring too much gold, silver, jewelry, and jade to slow down their movements, they will not want to escape.

Although gold, silver, jewelry, and jade are good, how can there be a good life! No matter how much treasure you have, you have to have a life flower!

Li Mu waved his hand, and a group of elites hurriedly cleaned up.

Li Mu pulled out his sword and carved the words "Li Mu visited here" on a tombstone, and then he was satisfied with the sword and put it into the sheath.

Digging the tomb of the Huns Mazu is just a means, and it is the goal to excite the Huns, and if you want the Huns to chase after you, you have to let the Huns know who did it, and it is necessary to leave a name.

They strictly obeyed Li Mu's military orders, did not dare to make a mistake, and came back when they were almost cleaned up.

Li Mu's orders were extremely strict, and they didn't dare to disobey them if they had a few guts.

Li Muda was satisfied with this result and said: "We came to Brother Dragon City and dug up the ancestral grave of the Huns, which is a very happy thing!" You also have large and small bags full of gold, silver, jewelry, and jade, and you have gained a great harvest. However, I would like to warn you that what follows is a thrilling escape for your life, and you will have to flee back if you want to enjoy these riches. Brothers, let's run! ”

This is an obvious matter, and the elites naturally will not have any objections, and with Li Mu going down the mountain, he quietly came to the camp, mounted his horse, galloped on his horse, and went straight to the south.

At this time, it was even more quiet at night, and the Huns were sleeping soundly, and no one found Li Mu and them. Of course, this is also related to Li Mu's choice of a secluded place to walk.

Even so, it takes a lot of time to leave the center of Dragon City. When he came to the outskirts of Dragon City, Li Mu took out Zhao Jian fiercely and shouted loudly: "Brothers, kill!" ”

If you leave quietly, the Huns will not be able to chase after them if they can't find anyone, and it will be necessary to leave clues. It's the best way to go on a killing spree here.

The elites pulled out Zhao Jian, rushed into a camp with Li Mu, killed it, and then walked away.

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"Purr! Purr! "The snoring sound of the king of the Huns was shocking, and it was sent by the Huns Shan Yu.

Today, for Xiongnu Shan Yu, it is an unforgettable day, and I will never forget it in this life!

He dreamed that he could finally lead a large army to attack the land of the Hetao, as long as the land of the Hetao was occupied, the Xiongnu would have more cattle and sheep, and with cattle and sheep they could give birth to more people, and the Xiongnu would be stronger. When the Xiongnu became more powerful, the Xiongnu would no longer have anything to fear, even the Qin State, an opponent that terrified the Xiongnu, did not have to be taken to heart.

At that time, the Huns blocked the east and the west to kill, the south and the north to fight, they could do whatever they wanted, they could fight whoever they wanted, and they would destroy whoever they wanted.

If this is the case, he will become the greatest Shan Yu in the history of the Xiongnu, and his great deeds will far surpass the ancestors of the past generations and be praised by future generations.

The land of the Hetao was extremely important to the Xiongnu, it was a natural pasture, and if it was occupied by the Xiongnu, it was inevitable that the Xiongnu would become stronger. At the beginning of the Han Dynasty, the reason why the Xiongnu were so strong and pressed the Han Dynasty to fight was due to many reasons, one of which was inevitable, that is, the Xiongnu occupied the land of the Hetao, with more cattle and sheep, more population, and stronger strength.

If the Xiongnu had not taken advantage of the war at the end of the Qin Dynasty to occupy the land of Hetao, the Xiongnu would not have been so strong, and the "siege of Pingcheng" and "suicide note" would not have happened.

Occupying the land of the Hetao and making the Xiongnu more powerful is something that the past dynasties have only wanted to do but have not done, and it is impossible to do it without joy. This joy is terrible, and the banquet with a group of ministers is very happy, let go of eating, let go of drinking, and before you know it, you will get drunk and smoked.

Then he summoned his clan and fought fiercely until he was exhausted. Then he fell asleep.

Asleep. He had a sweet dream: he not only led the Xiongnu into the land of the Hetao. It even entered the Central Plains, and even the powerful Qin State was not allowed to send envoys to the Xiongnu to claim vassals.

The dream was so enchanting, he had a smile on his face, and every now and then he burst into laughter.

"Big Order, no! Oh no! While he was asleep, he heard someone yelling.

"What's wrong? Ben Dan Yu became the Son of Heaven in the Central Plains, and Zhou Tianzi and King Qin all kowtowed to Ben Dan Yu. Shan Yu is still immersed in sweet dreams. I didn't wake up and started talking in my dreams.

"Big Order, no! Big things are wrong! This annoying voice is still very loud, as if someone is still shaking him, yes, just shaking Ben Danyu.

"Bold!" Shan Yu woke up at this time, and when his eyes opened, he saw all the ministers with panicked faces. At this time, he had not fully woken up, and his good dreams were disturbed. It's very upset, and I sighed. It was like thunder.

"Da Danyu, you can be regarded as awake." There are ministers who breathe a sigh of relief.

Meimei yawned, and Shan Yu asked, "What are you doing?" Has the time come to worship ancestors? Why didn't you wake up Ben Danyu earlier? ”

Looking around, I saw that it was pitch black, and it was not yet dawn, and I was displeased again, and shouted in a deep voice: "It is not yet dawn, what are you doing here?" You disturbed Ben Danyu's dreams. ”

Breaking into the Central Plains and being the Son of Heaven in the Central Plains, it is so desirable, even if it is just to enjoy it in a dream.

The tone was not good, and the ministers wanted to speak, but they didn't dare to say it, so they had to look at a young man.

This young man was tall and strong, very powerful, and very powerful, and he was the crown prince of the Huns.

"Prince, you say?" Shan Yu glared at the prince.

These ministers are not reasonable, are you also unreasonable? In the middle of the night, he dared to come and disturb Ben Danyu's sweet dream, a capital crime.

"Yu Da Danyu, the ancestral grave of the Great Huns has been dug up." The prince didn't want to say it, so he glanced at the ministers, but no one dared to say it if he didn't say it, so he had to answer hard.

"Haha!" Shan Yu looked up to the sky, he was very happy, and he smiled very comfortably: "Good! Good! Good! Prince, good job, you can dig people's ancestral graves, you are worthy of being the prince of the Great Huns! Great! Great! ”

Obviously the ancestral grave of the Xiongnu was dug up, are you still so happy? You've got a bad brain, right? The ministers were speechless.

It can't be blamed on Shan Yu, such things, if he wants to believe, it is not ordinary difficult, it is difficult and difficult, and it is not easier than climbing to the sky.

"Da Danyu, it's not me who digs people's ancestral graves, it's the ancestral graves of the Great Huns that have been dug up." The prince is very depressed, you are too narcissistic. On second thought, when they got the news, they weren't just like that, as if they were listening to the Arabian Nights.

"What? The ancestral grave of the Great Huns was dug up? Shan Yu rolled his eyes, and the essence of light burst out, like a sharp sword.

"I finally believed it." The ministers finally breathed a sigh of relief, it should be difficult to convince Shan Yu that this was true, and it was really unexpected for them to convince him so quickly.

"Haha!" Just when the ministers were secretly relieved, they saw Shan Yu smiling, looking at the prince, very appreciative, and said with a smile: "Prince, you are good, not bad, very good!" ”

"Am I good? Where's the good? The prince was a little puzzled, and his eyes widened.

It is too unexpected to report great bad news, and to be praised as good, and the ministers are as if they have seen the old sow go up the tree, and their faces are in disbelief.

However, Shan Yu's next words made them finally understand, only to hear Shan Yu laugh and say: "Prince, your joke is good, very funny, very funny, it is worthy of being seen in the Central Plains, the joke is so funny!" Ha ha! ”

A group of ministers looked at Shan Yu Huanhuan in their eyes, and they wanted to strangle him, what a big deal this is, who dares to report it indiscriminately? You're actually good to listen to it as a joke.

"However, this is too disrespectful to the ancestors, and I want to punish you, I want to punish you." As if he hadn't seen the ugly faces of the ministers, Shan Yu continued to talk to himself.

"Da Danyu, the ancestral grave of the Great Huns has really been dug up, really." At the moment, where did the ministers take care of anything else, so they had to shout: "Da Shan Yu, you have to think about it, how can we talk nonsense about such a big thing?" ”

"Really?" Suddenly, Shan Yu's eyes widened. (To be continued.) )