Master Chen was angry about Liu Chang's rude words, how could he calm it down in just a few words.

Liu Sanbian saw it in his eyes and knew that he was looking for a breakthrough in speaking. He pointed at Liu Chang with a folding fan and said, "What is the reason why thousands of years of language changes are so similar?" ”

Of course, Liu Chang could hear the over-the-top voice in the words: "Suitability is not right to be born later, even if it is a 'Xianggong' in an intimate relationship, just listen, you don't have to say it!" ”

"Dare to mention it!" Master Chen's eyes widened angrily, his face was cloudy, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Stain my personality out of thin air, if it weren't for Qi Qing, I would definitely slap your mouth!" ”

"In vain, you claim to follow the waves of history, and you don't even understand the meaning of 'Xianggong', and your private school teacher should be punished together." Liu Sanbian also said angrily, "I'll teach you this!" The husband is the husband, the second is the scholar, the third is the winner of the imperial examination, and the last is called the man who meets the man with courtesy. You get the idea! ”

"The frog of Kanjing, I only know one thing, but I don't know the other!" Master Chen's anger seemed to have subsided a little, "Qiqing's new words are unique, the leader in the world, no one can beat him, the concubine is devoted to his talent, and she asks for him, so politely call passers-by, why would she mind so much, make such a fuss?" ”

Liu Chang was taught by the old ancestor and Master Chen to sing and harmonize, and he also felt guilty for his negligence in words, but he thought about the reasons for this situation and couldn't help laughing.

Old Ancestor and Master Chen didn't understand what he meant, and looked at Liu Chang with strange eyes.

"Miss Shishi, I'm sorry!" Of course, Liu Chang is a good child, and he honestly admits his mistakes, but he is still good at thinking about it, and he asked in a different way of expression, "Under what circumstances should people be the most stupid, or if their IQ is zero?" ”

"Do you need to ask?" "It's like the domineering Liu Gongzi's situation just now, thinking I was a prostitute. Can you still be a good person who is hot with a prostitute? I don't have to think about it, and I don't want to think about it, the conclusion is that the lice on the bald head are clearly placed. Master Chen hurriedly replied, "As everyone knows, I, Master Chen, am a singer, and I don't sell my body for my art, so this makes some unscrupulous people make unforgivable mistakes!" ”

Master Chen is really hot and witty enough, Liu Chang had to nod and admit defeat, and Liu Sanchang was embarrassed to say it.

"Childishness is just a disparity in age. It's not a difference in intelligence! The smart and clever Baihe Fairy helped to say, and at the same time took revenge for being looked down upon by the younger generations of the Liu family, she still smiled and said, "Ancient and modern, an upright person is bound to be evil in the eyes of an evil person, because he uses a pair of evil eyes; A person of pure heart is naturally filthy in the eyes of a man of filthy heart, for the soul of a man is filthy; A naïve person is always naïve in the eyes of a wise man, for to be dwarfed is even more naïve. ”

In the face of such a wise and pungent beauty, Liu Chang was ashamed. His face was blue and red.

Liu Ying pointed to her husband on the hospital bed and shouted, "Look at his face, his complexion changes so quickly!" ”

"I don't know what embarrassing things have happened!" Principal Liu raised his hand to stop him, "It's uncomfortable to be counted down by the ancestors!" ”

Liu Chang reviewed: "I was born to restore the truth of history. I don't study the difference between ancient and modern semantics, forgive the younger generation for being ignorant, unintentionally offended, and never malicious! ”

"It's not hard for you!" The Hundred Lotus Fairy made a request. "It's okay to atone for your sins in the state of thousands of years later?"

Liu Chang originally planned to go directly into the childhood of the ancestor of the Three Changes, if possible. It is extremely pleasant to accompany the ancestors to Wuyi Mountain to find the secluded relics of Zhang Zifang, but at the moment, if you are not careful, you will offend the beauty and blaspheme, so you can only exchange modern things for the childlike fun of your ancestors.

"Our ancestors' dream of flying birds in the sky has now become an iron plane." Liu Chang's words were interrupted at the beginning.

The Baihe Fairy hurriedly questioned: "Iron, iron birds, can they go to the sky?" ”

"Is it possible that hoes, sickles, and ploughshares can fly?" Master Chen said disdainfully, "Lying to the dead doesn't pay for your life, who has the strength to throw it into the sky?" ”

Liu Sanbian didn't believe it either, his face was full of suspicion.

"What is thrown into the sky, there is a machine called the engine, as long as it rotates suddenly, it can drive the iron bird to rush into the blue sky, see the clouds through the clouds, see the fog through the fog." Liu Chang looked at the surprised expressions of the three of them, and knew that they were like listening to the myth of Yi's shooting for nine days, no matter how they wanted to explode their heads, it was impossible to understand.

"That kind of iron bird travels through the blue sky and white clouds, its speed is faster than the sound, the sound of the engine and the friction of the clouds and fog are always followed by the iron bird, if you hear the rumbling sound, you must find its trace in the sky, you must look for it in the space before the sound." Liu Chang knew that they were in a fog.

"Iron Bird is heavy and stupid, what can it do?" The Three Transformations Ancestor asked.

"Carry people, just like you do in a carriage now." Liu Chang explained.

"How many people can you carry?" Fairy Baihe asked.

"Thirty or fifty at the least, three or five hundred at the most." Liu Chang replied.

"Is it that big?" Master Chen's feelings eased a lot, and it seemed that the page of unhappiness had been turned over.

"It's much bigger than this house, and Iron Bird is at least as tall as two stories of this house." Liu Chang patiently explained, "However, Tie Feiniao's stomach is not iron, and the weight of those chairs is about the same as this rattan chair. ”

Liu Chang was excited when he saw their reaction, and he continued: "What's more, the speed of this iron flying bird is extremely fast, and it only takes about an hour to travel from Bianjing to Runzhou. ”

"You talk nonsense!" The ancestor of the three changes pointed at Liu Chang and said, "Honestly, when I went to General Fan Zhongyan's Shaanxi military camp, it took almost a month, and I had to rush through the stars and moons. ”

Seeing this embarrassing situation, Master Chen relieved the siege and said: "Everything is developing and changing, why be a frog at the bottom of the well!" ”

"Hey, if it's so wonderful, why don't we go together and take a good look." The Hundred Lotus Fairy mentions yì Dao.

Master Chen also nodded yes again and again.

"That's not going to work!" Liu Chang said in the face of everyone's surprised gaze.

"Why not?" Liu Sanbian asked, crooked his neck.

"You're gone, won't I run for nothing?" Liu Chang felt that the time was ripe to make a request, "Unless the ancestor of the Three Transformations accompanies me to Wuyi Mountain to find a trip to my childhood, otherwise ......"

"How else?" The ancestor of the three changes glared and said, "Don't be filial, don't want the ancestor?" ”

Liu Chang did not answer the question of the ancestor of the three changes directly, and continued to ask gently: "Don't think it's so easy, do you have an ID card, do you have RMB, don't you have to rely on me to train the crossing technology?" ”

"Scare people, no matter how troublesome, we're going to go!" Liu Sanchang's curiosity achieved the purpose of Liu Chang's trip. (To be continued......)