Chapter VII The East Window Incident

"Pick it up first, talk as you go." Qin Yiren knew very well that it would not work if he didn't explain it to them.

"No!" Meng Zhao, Ma Gai, and Fan Tong responded violently.

Meng Zhao's wrist flicked, and the kitchen knife in his hand conjured up a beautiful knife flower, and Qin Yiren secretly praised it.

The kitchen knife dragged on the belly of the big yellow dog, and a straight opening appeared, as if it had been measured with a ruler, Qin Yiren saw it in his eyes and blurted out praise: "Good knife technique!" ”

According to the memories of their predecessors, Meng Zhao, Ma Gai and Fan Tong were Qin army warriors, with strong martial arts and skills, but when they saw Meng Zhao using a knife with their own eyes, they knew that his skills were even better than Qin Yiren imagined.

"Gongzi Xie praises, but my sword technique can only be regarded as second-rate in the army, not first-class." Meng Zhao shook his head, sighed, and said, "It's a pity, I haven't practiced for three years, and I can't even count as a second-rate." ”

"Meng Zhao, don't talk nonsense." Margai reminded.

Complaining in front of Qin Yiren, isn't that saying that Qin Yiren is incompetent? In the past three years, Qin Yiren and the others have been starving, and they can't even eat enough, how can they have the strength to practice martial arts?

"Childe forgives sins." Meng Zhao pleaded guilty, took Ma Gai and Fan Tong and began to peel the skin, their movements were very skillful.

"Childe, say it quickly." Mo'er didn't forget about Qin Yiren's killing of the big yellow dog, and urged curiously.

The ferocity of the big yellow dog, who doesn't know, who doesn't know? It was Meng Zhao, Ma Gai, and Fan Tong who were all helpless, but Qin Yiren actually succeeded.

If that were all they had, they wouldn't be so curious. What made them most curious was that Qin Yiren killed the big yellow dog without making a sound and without any movement.

If it were Meng Zhao, Ma Gai, and Fan Tong, not to mention whether they could succeed or not, even if they succeeded, they would have to make a lot of movements, and they would never be like Qin Yiren, without a trace of movement, who could not be curious?

"Here's how it happened......" Qin Yiren said about the experience.

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Qin Yiren walked out of the house with Meng Zhao's stinky boots on his head and went straight to the front yard.

The big yellow dog was flicking his tail all the way away, making a flattering sound of "whining", shaking his head and tail, which was just the opposite of the vicious appearance of baring his teeth at Qin Yiren during the day. What's even more unbelievable is that a pair of dog eyes stared at the boss, staring at the stinky boots.

Qin Yiren came close and threw a stinky boot in front of the big yellow dog. The big yellow dog whined and screamed, pounced, and held down the stinky boots with a pair of front paws, as if holding down a fragrant roast chicken, and opened the dog's mouth to chew.

While chewing, while squinting, a pair of dog eyes squinted together, as if these stinky boots that stinked more than poop were delicacies from the mountains and seas, and they enjoyed it very much.

Qin Yiren gently came up, only to see the right hand with no flesh in the bones touching the big yellow dog, and the big yellow dog only made a symbolic whining a few times, and let Qin Yiren stroke its head.

Not only that, but the big yellow dog also licked the back of Qin Yiren's hand a few times as if flattering, looking flattering.

"You dead dog, see if you dare to bark your teeth at me." Qin Yiren twisted the ears of the big yellow dog and counted them.

"Woo!" The big yellow dog lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes, and his front paws pressed his stinky boots stiffly, as if he was afraid that Qin Yiren would rob it of its deliciousness.

"You dare to bare your teeth at me, dead dog, you are such a big dog." Qin Yiren patted the dog's head, the big yellow dog's eyes narrowed, and the dog's head stretched out to Qin Yiren, looking like he was beating and scolding.

Seeing that it was almost over, Qin Yiren untied the iron chain, shook his hand, and threw the other stinky boot on top of the dead branch forward.

"Wang!" The big yellow dog barked in joy, threw away the stinky boots pressed under his paws, pounced on them, and munched on them.

Qin Yiren used a dry branch to pick up the stinky boot that he had chewed earlier and threw it in the direction of the backyard. The big yellow dog threw away the stinky boots under his paws and pounced.

In this way, Qin Yiren kept throwing stinky boots in rotation, and the big yellow dog was led to the backyard.

When he arrived in the backyard, Qin Yiren threw away the dead branches, held the dog's head with both hands, and kept rubbing it, and the big yellow dog rubbed the dog's neck against Qin Yiren, making a flattering cry.

Suddenly, Qin Yiren showed a hideous intent, exerted his strength to eat, and slammed his hands violently.

"Click!" The sound of bones breaking was clear, and the big yellow dog didn't even have time to bark, but fell to the ground, convulsed for a while, and lost all his breath.

Qin Yiren was already so hungry that he had no strength, and after tossing for so long, his strength had already been exhausted, sitting on the cold ground, gasping for a while, and finally regaining a trace of strength, only then did he go to call Meng Zhao.

Meng Zhao slept too deeply and couldn't wake up, Qin Yiren had to say "eat meat", where could I think of it, Meng Zhao, who was sleeping deeply, jumped up and woke up.

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"Childe, is this true? Are smelly boots really so useful? They didn't believe it, and they looked surprised.

"That's it." Qin Yiren replied firmly.

If you carefully observe life, you will find that dogs are particularly fond of stinky socks and stinky boots, why?

That's because of butyric acid.

The human body's metabolism secretes butyric acid, which is excreted with sweat. Stinky socks and stinky boots that have not been washed for a long time will accumulate a lot of butyric acid, which is exactly the delicacy of dogs.

Qin Yiren's method seems very mysterious if he doesn't explain it thoroughly, once he says it through, it's like that, as long as he observes life more, he can think of it.

"Childe, why do you use my boots? No wonder my boots were wet, like they had just been washed. Meng Zhao understood why his boots were so wet, they were the spittle of the big yellow dog.

"Who called your boots the smelliest most?" Meng Zhao is notoriously sweaty feet, who else does Qin Yiren use if he doesn't use his stinky boots?

Anyway, this is a great thing, Meng Zhao and the others are very happy, they work hard, and it didn't take long to clean up the big yellow dog, chop it into pieces, and throw it into the kettle to stew.

Qin Yiren and the others were really hungry, and they ate it all when they were half-cooked.

Everyone cried out as if it were the most delicious food they had ever tasted in their lives.

What's even worse is that Meng Zhao, Ma Gai and Fan Tong drank all the dog's blood, in their words, what is this? When I fought with the army, I even drank horse urine, and dog blood was delicious!

"Hiccup!" Qin Yiren hiccuped, very comfortable, and went back to the house to fall asleep.

"I can finally get a good night's sleep." Hei Bo, Meng Zhao, Ma Gai, Fan Tong and Mo'er also ate comfortably and went back to their respective rooms to sleep.

It was the fullest meal they had eaten in three years, and they must have slept soundly.

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The next day, Zhao Ping had just woken up and was still on the couch when he saw a red-clothed official hurriedly come in: "My lord, it's not good, it's not good, the rhubarb is gone." ”

"What? Is the rhubarb missing? Zhao Ping sat up hurriedly.

"Yes, we searched all over the courtyard, but we didn't see the shadow of rhubarb." The red-clothed little official groaned: "However, we smell the strong smell of dog meat in the backyard, will rhubarb be ......?"

"Who's so daring? How dare you eat the meat of rhubarb? Zhao Ping was angry, jumped down from the couch, put on his soft boots, and rushed away angrily.

Before he arrived in the backyard, a fragrant smell of dog meat came to his nose, and Zhao Ping roared: "Qin Yiren, it must be a good thing you did, I can't spare you!" ”.