Section 35 Surprise Tour of the Royal Gardens

After playing in Jingshi for three days, the smart brother said to the patriarch's grandfather and grandmother: "Jingshi is a prosperous place, and the cultural atmosphere retains people, but we have to say goodbye." ”

Grandma couldn't bear it, and when she saw that the two little grandsons were really reluctant, she said: "Play for two more days and go to see the strange scenery in the royal garden, which is said to be related to the big beauties in the two brothels of Jingshi." ”

As soon as the patriarch's wife said this, there were naturally many excited people, but the patriarch had doubts: "We are all up and down all the way, who did you listen to, why don't I know?" ”

The personal ring of the patriarch's wife explained: "The patriarch doesn't know, on the second day of watching the play in the Goolan column, that is, on the day of watching Wang Zhaojun, the celestial people felt uncomfortable in their stomachs, and went to find the toilet, and the waitress in the brothel should send us on the way, and learned that we are from Suzhou, and it is recommended to go to the royal garden to see, but there are surprises!" ”

"You didn't ask what the surprise was?" The smart brother hurriedly asked, "Why don't you ask?" ”

"I asked, but people didn't want to say it!" The patriarch's wife said with a little regret, "People are only willing to say that this ingenious scenery is jointly created by Goolan and the flower house, and it comes from the hands of two beauties, but it's amazing, and the royal family likes it very much!" ”

"What's there?" The younger brother of the smart brother said playfully, "It's still serious, it's just boasting, maybe it's as ugly as it is, once you go, your intestines will be repentant!" ”

How much more interest can there be in such a discussion? It's inconvenient for everyone to talk about it.

At this time, the patriarch grandfather thought differently from everyone else, he had worked hard all his life, and he had not really enjoyed the joy of family like now, he said with great interest: "What's the matter if you go, the royal appreciation level will not be so bad, there should be something desirable, wouldn't it be good to see!" ”

The smart brother and the younger brother both understand the patriarch's grandfather's mind. He enjoyed the company of his two grandchildren, so they tried their best to give their grandfather and grandmother great care and attention, and tried to make them smile.

When he got into the carriage and went to the royal garden, the smart brother asked his younger brother to climb into the car to pick up people according to the eunuch's practice of the master he had just learned from his master in Beijing, and he bowed down to the ground and asked his grandparents to use it as a springboard to get on the car.

This move made it difficult for grandparents, this is the one, how can relatives climb up on the backbone of their relatives? What kind of rule is this? This is the rule of filial piety, no! The patriarch's grandfather stretched out his hand and pulled the smart brother up: "No, we ordinary people don't like this, we want family affection, don't put on a show!" ”

The younger brother of the smart brother sighed and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't grandpa the emperor of the Wu family, why not?" ”

"Say no more!" Grandma also said, "People are equal, and the elders and younger generations should be the same." How can you trample on people, how can it be justified! ”

The coachman was hired, and he waved his whip and praised with a smile: "It's really special to wait for the Wu family in Suzhou." The equality is enviable, there are many people who come and go in the Jingshi, and there are all kinds of people, but you are the fairest. ”

A maid who served the master with her grandmother's personal ring said to the coachman, "Tell us honestly." Is the charter fare given to you by the Wu family is the highest, so in exchange for the fairest in your mouth? ”

The coachman did not answer this aggressive question directly, but secretly changed the subject: "Your trip to the royal garden is definitely worth a thousand dollars." Among them, it is most suitable for large families, especially those who are respectful and orderly. ”

The younger brother of the smart brother said: "The price has been negotiated, and you will not be missing." However, this price includes the project of tour guide service, and the economic trend has been washed to this day, so let's not live up to the emperor's good intentions, or use economic means! ”

The coachman's eyes were straight, staring at the little half-age talking guest officer, and he said after a while: "Okay, little brother, tell me clearly, if you don't take my car, you won't be able to enter the royal garden today, believe it or not?" ”

Everyone inquired about it, and the coachman said teasingly: "Today happens to be the anniversary of Liu Sanchang's acceptance of disciples from all over the world, according to the convention, people who are not Liu Sanchang's disciples are not allowed to enter, this is the emperor's order from the red little prince!" ”

"Why did the little prince make such a boring will?" After the clever brother spoke, he found that the language was not clean and blasphemed the little prince, so he changed his words and said, "Wouldn't it be better for everyone to celebrate it?" ”

The coachman was proud, and he began to show off his qualifications: "Back then, Liu Sanbian accepted apprentices, disciples gathered, the roar shook the three mountains and five mountains, and there were countless sacrifices to the master, and the horse's legs were broken, and the supply was still in short supply." ”

Coachman, coachman, how can you know that this will not only not raise your value in front of a wise man, but will drop again and again!

The patriarch smiled, looked at the triumphant coachman, and did not speak, he still had a sense of forbearance, and he would not directly embarrass people.

Grandma also stared at her husband with a smile, and stretched out her thumb, thinking that her husband was wise and wise.

Under the laughter of the maids, the smart brother couldn't help it, and when he leaned forward and fell back with laughter, he was preempted by his brother and said: "You coachman, don't care about the head and tail!" Why don't you tell people directly, you were the pig's head who drove the car to deliver the pig's head! ”

The clever brother's smile obviously had this intention, because he was a few years older than his brother, and even if he did, he would not insult the personality of others, so he pulled his brother in front of him, pressed him down on his lap, and said to the coachman: "He has no intention of scolding you, spanking him and venting his anger, giving him a lesson, so that he knows how to respect people!" ”

How could the coachman do what the wise man said? He just laughed with him and defended his little brother: "It's considered to be virtuous, it's virtuous!" That's right, I was the little coachman who drove the car to deliver the sacrifice. ”

Arrived at the entrance of the royal garden, the garden is really crowded, the official guarding the door is the five big and three thick military masters, this person is like a bell, very majestic, his subordinates are hanging on their waists, and they prevent tourists from entering with their bare hands.

The coachman got out of the car, with a smile on his face, pointed to the car and said to the military master guarding the door: "This is Master Liu's disciple who came to celebrate, please be allowed to enter, it's good!" ”

The five big and three thick military masters said: "Accurate!" However, my family Fan Shuai has an order, no idle people are allowed to enter today, the old gentleman can go in, and the rest of the people have to wait at the door. ”

"The military master forgot me, I remember that the military master is called a martial idiot, his martial arts are strong, and his family is solid!" The coachman nodded and said almost with a bow, "This is from Suzhou, it is not easy to come by, can you be accommodating?" ”

"I see, yes!" The five big and three rough military masters said, "The distance between Suzhou and my beauty valley to Jingshi is about the same, it's not easy to come here, let's go in!" ”

The coachman was proud, he winked at the clever brothers, waved his whip, and entered, while introducing the spectacular scene of Liu Sanchang's apprenticeship, he walked in the direction of Liu Long and Lotus. Turning a forest, there was a sea of people in front of him, and the coachman said: "This is a willow dragon, every year on the occasion of the New Year, the emperor sits on the dragon's head, and the emperor's relatives are lined up, but it's amazing!" ”

The smart brother pulled the grandparents into the crowd, relied on his flexibility to seize the position, and pushed the grandfather onto the dragon head, they and the subordinates lined up, and there were many other people, and the younger brother shouted: "The patriarch and grandfather are so blessed, add sons and grandchildren!" ”

The coachman also squeezed around them and smiled happily: "I am also the descendant of the patriarch's grandfather!" ”

But to the place of the lotus seat, there are more people, the position of the lotus seat and the standing is limited, the position is not easy to grab, the coachman showed a skill, he shouted: "This is the patriarch of the Wu family in Suzhou, it is not easy to come from afar, please give a chance to meet their wishes, the locals are also considered to have exhausted the friendship of the landlord." ”

"Please, family in place!" The coachman's words really worked, and it was the Jingshi people who were about to step on the lotus seat, a half-old, she took advantage of the situation to help the patriarch's wife on the lotus seat, and then she walked behind the grandmother of the Wu family with a smile, holding the lotus seat back, "I am also happy mother-in-law's daughter!" As he spoke, he kissed the Wu family's grandmother.

After everyone was happy, the coachman introduced the grand occasion where the beauties of the Beauty Valley once gathered, and described it as a hundred flowers competing for beauty.

When the group happily walked out of the gate of the royal garden, the smart brother asked the five big and three rough military masters: "You are the beauty of the valley, have you ever known that most of the beauties of the beauty valley are relatives of the emperor?" ”

The five-man and three-coarse military master said: "My father is a big salt merchant in the Beauty Valley, how can I not know!" (To be continued......)