Chapter 545: Not Interested in the Ass

Chapter 545: I'm not interested in the ass

There was just a light rain, and the sultry weather became a lot cooler, the rain was not heavy, and it only lasted for half a day before resting, but the sky was still gloomy, and the wind sent the slightly humid air into people's noses, which was particularly comfortable. The cicadas after the rain are also much more honest, and they must not like this cool weather very much, so they are not in the mood to continue to flutter their wings and sing.

In July, Yanyunzhai Huaihua general Yu Wenshi and led the army to the west, hard from Wang Shichong to take over most of the eastern county, Wang Shichong's Zheng army in the fight with Yu Wenshi and the men and horses did not show the kind of courage of the eastern capital to the death, was Yu Wenshi and won several games in succession, Zheng Jun general, Wang Shichong's younger brother Wang Renhe had no choice but to retreat thirty miles. But what he didn't expect was that Yu Wenshi and he turned out to be a guy who had to make inches, and Yan Yunjun had been attacking with all his strength since mid-July, advancing hundreds of miles to the west, and Zheng Jun couldn't stop it.

Wang Shichong was furious, personally led an army of 80,000 to support, the two sides in a fierce battle near the Great Pagoda Temple, although the Zheng army failed to win, but finally stopped the footsteps of Yu Wenshi.

Because of this light rain, both sides had an excuse to take a break. The soldiers who had experienced days of fierce fighting were finally able to take a breath, and some of the soldiers of the Zheng army were Wagang soldiers who had to surrender, and they didn't want to die for Wang Shichong, and this rain was simply happy for them.

Wang Shichong had already been beaten by Li Mi and had no power to fight back, and even he never thought that winning the war against Wagangzhai would be so easy and simple. On that day, when the eastern capital was about to be breached, he personally took 1,500 dead soldiers, divided into three teams, and each team of 500 people suddenly opened the city gate and killed them. In fact, Wang Shichong was thinking of leading his troops to break through, but he didn't expect to defeat Li Mi's nearly 100,000 troops in such a cold and unhurried manner!

But God is so fooling people, Li Mi kept beating Wang Shichong, beating him so that his nose was blue, his face was swollen, and his clothes were broken, but he couldn't smash Wang Shichong to death with such a fatal blow. And Wang Shichong just pushed Li Mi in the beating, just wanted to push him away and escape by himself, but he didn't expect this to be pushed on the death hole......

The rout of Wagangzhai fled everywhere, and tens of thousands of people had to surrender to Wang Shichong, but compared to Wang Shichong's Dazheng, the people of Wagangzhai would rather go to another enemy, Li Xian. Therefore, Yu Wenshi and this period of time are also very happy, and happily want to vent their feelings with a big drunk.

Since June, the Wagang army that came to vote has not been interrupted, and one after another, the Yanyun army camp outside Leize City has gone from less than 50,000 men and horses to more than 100,000 men and horses in less than a month. This is a fat man who eats the city in one breath without any doubt, and he is still a super fat man of the special mother.

Using Li Mi's soldiers to fight Wang Shichong's soldiers was a very comfortable thing for Yu Wenshiji. What could be happier than being able to hit an opponent without exerting one's own strength, how could Yu Wenshi and look at the tens of thousands of extra people on the roster?

After knocking down the main village of Wagangzhai, he also intended to slow down and let the soldiers rest for a few days, Wang Shichong personally led the army to arrive, and the two sides immediately stalemate in Dongjun.

Although the rain was a little smaller, it covered a huge area. It's raining in Dongjun, it's raining in Dong, and it's raining in Liyang, on the north bank of the Yellow River.

There is a big mountain outside the city of Liyang, the mountains and forests are beautiful, especially after a rain, the scenery on the mountain is like a landscape painting splashed by a master on the best paper. Looking at the whole mountain is verdant, how to look at it and how comfortable. There is a small town on the side of the official road at the foot of the mountain, which is called Daling Town. This town is less than forty miles away from Liyang City, and even if you walk, if you walk faster, you can make a round trip.

There are only more than 100 households in Da Ling Town, but this is currently the largest village and town outside Liyang City. Since the beginning of the ninth year of the Great Cause, Liyang has become a place of a hundred battles. Almost every year, people come to fight the idea of Liyang, and the situation has only improved since the people of Wagangzhai moved in.

The most famous thing in Daling Town is not a restaurant, not a green building, but a steamed bun shop.

The owner of this steamed bun shop is a foreigner, and he has only been doing business here for less than a year. But the boss surnamed Sun is very good at business and good at being a person, and the soup dumplings in the store are too fragrant, so business has been good. Even in Liyang City, thirty-seven miles away, many people came here just to taste the soup dumplings that were said to have made the Great Sui Emperor Yang Guang full of praise.

Everyone knows that this is just a gimmick of the store, but this gimmick is undoubtedly very attractive.

Every day, there will be idle people who have nothing to do, taking a carriage out of Liyang City all the way to the Sun Ji Bun Shop at the foot of Daling Mountain to eat, you must know that there is no shortage of rich and idlers in Liyang City. Of course, there are also military personnel, and even middle and high ranks in the military.

There is a businessman-looking guy who is not tall and has a dark face, and he is even more addicted to eating Sun Ji's soup dumplings, and he will come every two or three days.

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No matter how this businessman-like guy looks, he looks like he has become rich, and no matter what kind of clothes he wears, he can't hide his rustic spirit after all. The stature is not high, the birth is not pretty, and it is very dark, it is the type that will never attract attention when thrown in the crowd, if there is anything special about this person, it is that his eyes are extraordinarily bright.

His eyes are bright, and his name is bright.

His name is Zhang Liang.

Since the defeat, Zhang Liang and Li Mi have fled, Li Mi was chased and killed by Wang Shichong's pursuers and had no way to go to Liyang to find Wang Bodang, so he had to go to Chang'an to take refuge with Li Yuan. And Zhang Liang relied on a natural old peasant face, and successfully absconded to Liyang in disguise.

Liyang is Wang Bodang's final say, although Zhang Liang's official position in Wagangzhai is the same as Zhang Liang's, but he can't say anything here, but he is happy to be an idler. Every day after arriving in the army, he had nothing to do, so he ate next to each other in the restaurants in the city, and finally found a suitable one, but it was an inconspicuous steamed bun shop in Da Ling Town, thirty-seven miles away.

Wang Bodang didn't bother to care about him, so naturally he wouldn't let Zhang Liang interfere in military affairs. gave a lot of gold and silver, and Zhang Liang played as much as he wanted.

When Zhang Liang's carriage arrived at the door of Sun Ji's steamed bun shop, Sun Ji's boss immediately greeted him, for him, such a regular customer could not be easily offended. Zhang Liang laughed with the boss and entered the door, and went into the room as usual to ask for a cage of soup dumplings, a few side dishes, and a pot of old wine.

When he lifted the curtain and walked into the room, his body suddenly stiffened, and his expression changed. The hand that lifted the curtain stopped in mid-air, and the expression on his face was too surprised, so his mouth opened wide, revealing a mouthful of white teeth that were diametrically opposed to his dark face.

"Don't take your ...... to scare people like this"

He said with a wry smile, then walked in the door and stood aside.

On the chair he often sat on was a handsome man in a black brocade robe, sitting quietly on the chair and eating steamed buns. He tore a fist-sized soup dumpling open a small opening, and the hot air in the bun spewed out. The handsome man blew softly, and when the heat in the bun was less, he drank the delicious soup in the bun in small gulps, and then tore it with his hands and put it into his mouth.

A soup bag was poured into his stomach, and he drank two sips of rice porridge that was boiled very thickly.

"It's really good, I didn't expect that I still have talents under my command who can make such delicious soup dumplings, but Wang Qinian enjoyed it in Jiangdu for a while, but it was the first time I ate it."

He pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Sit down."

Zhang Liang sat down with a wry smile, slightly cramped and uneasy. He rested his hands on his knees, his upper body straight, and sat meticulously like a child in a school. The young man across from him, who was so handsome that any woman would be jealous, had already begun to attack the second bun, and he didn't look at Zhang Liang much from beginning to end.

"If it is paired with the sweet and sour garlic soaked in this store, it will be more delicious."

Zhang Liang swallowed and spitted and said, he was naturally not greedy, but because he felt that his throat was dry, no matter what, seeing this person in this place was beyond his ability to accept.

"It's only thirty-seven miles from Liyang City."

He said in a low voice.

"Hmm"

The young man continued to drink the soup, his expression a little intoxicated.

"There are 100,000 troops in Liyang City!"

"Hmm"

After drinking the hot food, he began to tear and eat the bun skin little by little, and ate the rice porridge with some sesame seeds and sucrose.

"Uncle Wang is dead set on Li Mi!"

"Hmm"

Zhang Liang was a little flustered, stood up and hugged his fists and said, "Lord...... You shouldn't be here anyway! ”

"But anyway, I'm here too."

The young man was Li Xian, he wiped his mouth with a white handkerchief, smiled slightly, pointed to the chair again and said, "Sit down." ”

Zhang Liang had to sit down again, but he didn't know what to say.

"Wang Bodang is still undecided."

He hesitated for a moment and said: "He doesn't believe me, it's difficult for me to enter the army, let alone meddle in military affairs, I can even go to the daily camp to raise the account, Wang Bodang is happy to let me be an idler, but I can see that he hasn't considered whether to follow Li Mi and join Li Yuan." ”

Li Xian snorted, stirred the rice porridge in the bowl and smiled: "If he didn't have 100,000 soldiers in his hands, he would have surrendered a long time ago." ”

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Li Xian was right, if Wang Bodang did not have 100,000 soldiers in his hands, but was alone, he was afraid that he would have followed Li Mi to Chang'an a long time ago. But now that he has soldiers in his hands, and Li Mi has become Li Yuan's courtier, Wang Bodang will inevitably have some other ideas, even if he doesn't have the idea of making his own banner, he must also consider that if Li Mi has the opportunity to escape from Chang'an, he will definitely come to Liyang to find himself.

As long as he doesn't surrender and fights with the 100,000 horses in his hands, it is not difficult for Li Mi to make a comeback.

"Lord...... I still think you've come here to take a risk. With all due respect, if you have something wrong here, what should Yanyunzhai do? ”

Zhang Liang swallowed hard and spit, and said helplessly: "If the lord is here for Liyang, for the 100,000 soldiers, it's not worth it, just send a big general to lead the troops, although the minister is incompetent, but it is still okay to do internal response." If the lord is here for something else, it is even less worthless. ”

He thought about it, but still said directly: "If the minister doesn't return to Yanyunzhai, it's not that the minister has different intentions, but ......."

"I know"

Li Xian waved his hand and said, "I came, naturally, for the food in Liyang City, for the 100,000 soldiers, but not for you...... You can rest assured, if I am really suspicious of you, why should I come to question you personally? You're good at everything, but you're too careful. ”

"You have to be careful......

Zhang Liang sighed: "The minister is in Wagangzhai, and if you are not careful, you will be in a different place." ”

Li Xian smiled, glanced at him and asked, "You always stand like this without getting tired?" ”

Zhang Liang thought for a while and replied seriously: "Lord, you know, the stick was beaten a little hard last time, and one time is enough to remember it for a lifetime, so when I see you...... My ass still hurts so much that I don't dare to sit down. ”

Li Xian heard this, thought about it, and suddenly laughed, laughed very heartily, and said, "I'm really not interested in your ass, I promise." ”