Chapter 207: Two ugly people, complementing each other
Then, the hijab was torn off by the bride at once, revealing the face of a young girl.
"Wow."
"Ahh
"Whew."
Some soldiers who were too focused almost fainted in an instant, and as soon as their feet were weak, they knelt down directly for Huang Yueying.
The bride instantly shocked the audience.
I saw that the bride had golden hair, her complexion was dirty, her facial features looked upright but she always felt misplaced, her skin was aging and rough, and she felt like a sow's skin.
Huang Yueying threw the hijab on the bald head, chuckled softly, her voice trembled, the originally beautiful voice, with this dignity, was like a tree demon with a human voice, which made a group of soldiers shudder.
I tore off the red hijab on my head and threw it away, as if I had syphilis on it, my stomach churned, I spit out two bubbles of saliva, and rubbed it violently on my armor.
Pang Tong also snickered on the side, he stayed up for so long, held back for so long, and waited to see the good show of the Sichuan army.
Pang Tongyi smiled, full of wrong teeth, and the audience laughed at these two ugly people, reflecting each other, it was a swan song in the world.
Liu Zhang only felt that his heart was not very good, he never thought that a woman's face would be so lethal to him, he pressed his chest a few times with one hand, and remembered what he was going to do, but just about to speak to Huang Yueying, when he saw that respectful face, he swallowed it raw.
Slightly bowing his head, his eyes looked at the muddy road, and he pretended to wipe the mud on his feet and said, "Go, search the sedan chair." ”
"No, I'm not going." is so powerful, he has always obeyed Liu Zhang's orders, but at this time, he also twisted and pinched, and he didn't want to approach the sedan chair when he was killed, as if there was syphilis on it.
"Are you going or not?" Liu Zhang said coldly.
I snorted so angrily twice, and clicked a few times on a few pro-soldiers, and the few pro-soldiers who were ordered were like dead relatives, so they grabbed one by one and threw them out, and the other soldiers were startled and hurriedly searched for the sedan chair together.
The sedan chair is quite clean, and there is a fragrance in it, if it is really a beautiful girl, it is body fragrance, but Huang Yueying has sat on it, it is ...... The fox stinks.
Several soldiers pinched their noses and searched carefully, and came to report back: "Lord, I haven't found anything." ”
"That's obvious." Liu Zhang plucked up the courage to look at Huang Yueying, Huang Yueying smiled at him, Liu Zhang chuckled in his heart, Liu Zhang looked at Huang Yueying and said, "Girl, take it out." ”
"Take what?" Huang Yueying was ignorant, her cheeks bulged, her eyes widened, and she pretended to be cute and cute.
Liu Zhang hammered his forehead, and couldn't help but think in his heart, which unlucky man's daughter-in-law was married, if he married back, would he still be able to eat? Such a woman is locked up in a pigsty, and the pigs have to go on a hunger strike.
Waving his hand to the pro-soldiers, the pro-soldiers stepped forward hard-headed, Huang Yueying's face suddenly turned pale, and her proud chest straightened: "Who are you?" Who would dare to come? Do you big men want to touch someone's body? If you touch you, you have to be responsible, who marries me, who marries me, who marries me, do you? You? You? ”
Huang Yueying approached the pro-soldiers one by one, scaring the pro-soldiers and retreating, Liu Zhang shook his head, stepped forward and said to Huang Yueying: "Girl, today is your big day, look at you...... We don't want to embarrass you, as long as you hand over the letter that Pang Tong wrote to you, you can leave. ”
"Letter? No. Huang Yueying's head was tilted, her eyes looked at the sky in the west, and she looked proudly.
"Girl, do you really think we can't do anything about you?" Liu Zhang didn't have much patience anymore, he only felt that he was eye-catching enough to bring so many soldiers to chase a rebel, and now he was entangled with an ugly girl, and he just wanted to understand this matter quickly, so that he could go back and take a shower and wash all the discomfort all over his body.
Huang Yueying smiled contemptuously: "You are an adult, of course you have a way, at most you can only fight and kill, but I am not afraid of you, this girl is married today, but everyone in ten miles and eight towns knows that if you kill me, it is estimated that the people of Jingbei will have to be your enemy, you can watch it yourself." ”
Huang Yueying looked at the sky with her eyes, and her feet trembled, and the muddy water splashed on the big red robe, as if she didn't notice it at all.
Liu Zhang really has a headache, looking at Huang Yueying's sci-fi appearance, you know that what she said is true, it is indeed ten miles and eight towns, and it is famous, if Huang Yueying is really killed, it will really have a reputation as a butcher.
Just like Sang Ye said, the people don't care why you kill people, they only know that Huang Yueying is a woman, or a bride who is about to get married, and the people are still suspicious of the Sichuan army generals, and as soon as the bride dies, they will immediately be hostile.
What's more, such an ugly girl will soon get married, how can Liu Zhang bear it.
"Let me do it."
When he was in distress, a woman among the generals of the Sichuan army came out, it was Fan Lixiang, Fan Lixiang walked to Liu Zhang's side, saluted Liu Zhang, and went to search Huang Yueying's body, Huang Yueying looked at Fan Lixiang's face and was stunned for a moment, then sighed and made a helpless gesture, raised her hands high, and let Fan Lixiang search her body.
"My lord, no."
After Fan Lixiang carefully searched every inch including her hair, she reported to Liu Zhang, Liu Zhang frowned suddenly, this is simply impossible, the Sichuan army watched Pang Tong have a negotiation in the small curtain of the sedan chair, how can it be that the sedan chair is not there, and Huang Yueying is not there, could it be that the two of them did not pass on any tokens at all?
Liu Zhang glanced sideways at Pang Tong, Pang Tong's expression was similar to Huang Yueying, Liu Zhang wondered, is this Jingxiang person's neck crooked?
At this moment, Huang Yueying suddenly looked at Liu Zhang, nodded up and down and said: "Look at your appearance, although it is far worse than my husband, but it is still quite shaky, okay, I don't embarrass you, in this way, let's make a bet, if you win, I will give you what you want, if you lose, let go of Brother Shiyuan and let him go with me." ”
"You can let it go, let Pang Tong go, no." Liu Zhang categorically refused, Pang Tong was not only one of the best strategists in the Three Kingdoms, but according to his performance some time ago, he also lived up to his name, such a person, no matter what he was thinking in his heart, it was impossible to let him go.
"Sister Yueying, even if you bet on you, I'm fine, I'm fine." Pang Tongyi's expression was fine, as if he didn't know that Liu Zhang had already made a murderous move, as long as it was verified that he was indeed here to be a spy, his head would fall to the ground immediately.
Huang Yueying pursed her lips and smiled, and walked to the back of the sedan chair, Liu Zhang followed with his personal guards, Huang Yueying pointed to something that seemed to be a grinding plate, with a big round stone on the top and a huge wooden shelf below, with two wheels in the middle of the shelf.
The soldiers looked at this thing curiously, whether they lived in the city or the countryside, they had never seen it, and they couldn't help but point to the big thing and guess the purpose.
Huang Yueying said to Liu Zhang: "My lord, this thing is called a crane ......."
“……”
As soon as Huang Yueying finished speaking, Liu Zhang's head was blackened by her last three words, and he almost fell, so he hurriedly held on, Huang Yueying glanced at Liu Zhang strangely, and continued: "The principle is to use this short handle to control the boulder, the boulder rolls, if you tie a rope on the boulder, you can lift hundreds of catties of things, and the length of the telescopic handle can adjust the size of the force." ”
Huang Yueying said and turned the handle a few times, and the boulder really rumbled, and all the soldiers were amazed, looking at Huang Yueying's relaxed look, Gao Pei glanced up and down at the "crane", and also went to turn the handle to play.
"Ahh Gao Pei didn't turn for a moment, he roared, and used all his strength, but the handle still didn't move.
Huang Yueying glanced at Gao Pei and continued to Liu Zhang: "But this crane has a shortcoming, that is, it is too heavy, the angle of the roller placed below me is one-time, when leaving Huangjiawan, it is dozens of men, using a long pole to pry the boulder, positioning the roller, can not stop in the middle, once stopped, this roller will no longer work, adult, what do you say?" It's my dowry. ”
The miraculous dowry, the soldiers were amazed again.
"The girl is laughing, right?" Liu Zhang looked at the "crane" and said: "Although I don't know where the girl is going, but it will never be an official road, if you can't stop, such a heavy thing, even if you don't climb the hill, what if you encounter an obstacle or something?" ”
"Don't worry about this adult, the adult just needs to send someone to lift this boulder for me, let me put the roller back in place, even if the adult wins, I will give the adult something, otherwise, don't talk about it."
Huang Yueying was resolute.
Liu Zhang pressed his forehead with his hand, he knew that there must be some light mechanism in this roller, but Huang Yueying obviously wouldn't tell himself, and waved his hand to Wang Xu, and Wang Xu immediately picked four strong men to step forward.
Gao Pei was still playing with the handle, the four big men used all their strength, their faces were purple and red, and they didn't move the boulder, Wang Xu recruited four more soldiers, and then recruited eight more soldiers, until the boulder was densely surrounded by a circle, and it only made the boulder shake slightly.
Wang Xu looked at Liu Zhang helplessly, Zhang Ren took a look, and took eight generals to surround the boulder, and exerted force again, the boulder made a clicking sound, grinding the roller below to a rattle, but it just couldn't lift it.
"Okay, okay, even if the official loses, this thing can't be warped without leverage, you can go." Liu Zhang knew that this ugly girl was deliberately making things difficult, and there must be a mechanism for the roller, and he didn't let his subordinates continue to show ugliness.
Huang Yueying smiled, picked up the hijab mixed with muddy water, and was about to get into the sedan chair, when she suddenly roared: "I'll try it." As he spoke, he began to roll up his sleeves.
"You save it." Gao Pei on the side couldn't see it, his hands were still hot, what could he do.
I snorted a few times, "I don't believe it." He took off his armor so much, wore a small coat, showed his strong muscles, spit two mouthfuls of saliva into his palm, slapped it up and down a few times, and wrapped his hands around the lower waist of the cobblestone.
"Wow Ka." It was so powerful that he roared, the muscles of his whole body tensed, and with force, the round stone made a "pop" sound, and the surrounding soldiers were suddenly shocked, Huang Yueying twisted her eyebrows and looked so powerful, and Liu Zhang also looked so powerful in surprise.
I have seen such a powerful one-handed pull Wei Yan's big knife and defeat Tai Shici's war horse with one hammer, but I didn't expect that the strength was so great that he could pry the boulder that eight generals couldn't move.
But the more surprised was still to come, so powerful for a while the strength was exhausted, the cobblestone returned to its original position heavily, everyone thought this was the limit of the power, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful to shake off his hand twice, and pick up the cobblestone again, this time all the strength was used on the arm, the green muscles burst out, the skin was blood-red, the mouth was screaming, and the eyes were wide and closed.
"Rumble" twice, the cobblestone left its position, and then continued to exert force, the shoe stepped into the mud, and sank into it for a full two decimeters, and the boulder finally left the bracket little by little, Liu Zhangfa and Zhang Ren looked so badly stunned, Huang Yueying also changed color instantly, obviously this was completely unexpected by her.
Holding the boulder several times larger than himself in his chest, he pulled his foot out of the soil heavily, and moved a small step in his steps, and the audience thundered with joy, and the soldiers shouted in unison.
"A good general is mighty, and the Sichuan army is mighty."
"A good general is mighty, and the Sichuan army is mighty."
"It's amazing, the general is so powerful."
"It's amazing, it's really amazing."
"It's time for you, girl, to make good on your promise." Liu Zhang smiled and nodded, looking at Huang Yueying, all the soldiers of the Sichuan Army looked at Huang Yueying with their heads held high, and the depression that was teased just now was finally swept away.
Huang Yueying smiled: "The little woman is full of words, this is for you." ”
Huang Yueying said and took out a silk silk from her arms and handed it to Liu Zhang, Liu Zhang took the silk silk, glanced at Huang Yueying, and then glanced at Fan Lixiang behind her, and the meaning of the inquiry in her eyes was clear at a glance.
At the moment when Huang Yueying took out the letter, Fan Lixiang also wondered how she had obviously searched her, how could she hide it in such an obvious part and not find it.
Huang Yueying said with a smile: "The bald general with infinite strength just now threw it on the ground, and then I picked it up again and put it in my arms by the way, it's not your subordinate's fault." ”
Huang Yueying said that hijab, Liu Zhang suddenly realized, listened to Huang Yueying's words, opened the silk silk, suddenly frowned, and read slowly: "Do you still remember that year, when the yellow flowers were in season, the moonlight faded and the prosperity fell, when Luoying wiped my fingertips, did you also touch your temperature...... Girl, you're kidding....... ”
Liu Zhang rubbed the silk silk and looked at Huang Yueying, this is obviously not the handwriting of a big man, even if Pang Tong is disgusting, he will not write this sentence.
Huang Yueying was smiling, and then saw that the color of the silk in Liu Zhang's hand was obviously wrong, so she hurriedly grabbed it: "Wrong, wrong, this letter is, that letter is, it is written to the future husband ......" After speaking, Liu Zhang: ...... At the moment when Huang Yueying snatched the love letter, two words flashed, deeply attracting Liu Zhang and Kong Ming.
I heard Pang Tong call the girl "Yueying" just now, and she is from Huangjiawan, and the woman's name is Huang Yueying, so her future husband ...... Liu Zhang's heart struck.
(To be continued)