Chapter 2: The Space-Time Sphere ?!!
It is said that a person's growth is that when I was sad in the past, I didn't eat oil and salt, and I didn't think about tea and rice, but now I can go to the kitchen to make a bowl of pork rib noodles for myself while crying, and I don't forget to add two poached eggs.
Jiang Cheng always felt that this sentence was right, so many messy things happened on this day, Jiang Cheng thought about it for three minutes, and suddenly felt that his stomach was the most important.
Jiang Cheng was cooking dumplings while looking at the strange insect placed next to the stove, and when Jiang Cheng picked it up with his hand, he realized that this was not a living thing but a mechanical worm.
Jiang Cheng touched his chest, and he couldn't see a single wound anymore, "What the hell is going on?" Is that a dream or is it real? Jiang Cheng tilted his head and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out.
"Haha, congratulations, it's not a dream!!" A hoarse voice suddenly remembered from Jiang Cheng's mind.
"Who?? Who are you? Come out! Jiang Cheng held a soup spoon as a weapon in one hand and touched the wall with the other to find some security.
"Didn't we just meet, I'm Gallagher. Alas~~ Are you humans so forgetful? Do you remember what your elementary school flower was called? The hoarse voice had a mocking tone.
Depend on! Sure enough, it wasn't a dream, Jiang Cheng knew that the unlucky things either didn't come, and they came one after another.
It's normal to be despised by others, and everyone has a time when they forget about things, but if it's a bug that is despising you, your uncle can't bear it, and your aunt can't bear it. Jiang Cheng pressed his head and shouted. No one likes to live in their own head again.
"If I could have come out, I would have come out a long time ago, but don't worry, I don't know how long I can last like this" The hoarse voice revealed a hint of helplessness and a wry smile.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Hmm—do you know the soul?" Gallagher asked.
"Of course I know, I'm Chinese, three souls and six spirits are very familiar, but what does it have to do with you? Do you have a lot of souls for a big worm? Jiang Cheng said jokingly while putting the cooked dumplings into the bowl.
"That's easy to explain, it's really tiring to explain a lot of things with you low-level civilizations, to put it simply, my body has long been wiped out, and my soul is the mecha that is pinned on you to survive, and now my state is equivalent to storing it in your body, but our souls don't match at all, and I can't absorb any energy at all, and in the long run, my soul energy will always be spent, and when the time comes, I'll really be gone." Gallagher smiled bitterly, "Your planetary souls are really weird. Why is your soul so different from mine? I'm not a soulist though. ”
I poured a little vinegar on the dumplings and said, "It seems that I'm safe for the time being, no!" Let's talk about it again," Jiang Cheng thought secretly while eating dumplings.
"Don't worry, and, don't say I didn't warn you, I'm in your head right now, and I've read any of your thoughts, quack," Gallagher laughed in a hoarse voice.
"You still give me a way to get out," Jiang Cheng said helplessly.
"Anyway, you don't want your senior sister, how do I feel that you two will be yellow," Gallagher said with a gloating look, "I believe in my relationship with my senior sister, I wonder if those female worms of yours have kept a festival for you?" "Although I know in my heart that Yu Na's mother should be serious this time, but I am a human being, how can I be laughed at by insects, and I don't lose if I lose.
"They all died, along with more than a thousand of my sons and daughters." Gallagher's voice revealed a hint of sadness.
"More than a thousand?? I'm sorry to mention your sadness," Jiang Cheng could hear his sadness. After all, it's a raid on the family!
"What have you sinned? You are hated by your compatriots and hated like this. Jiang Cheng asked curiously.
"Because I invented an earth-shattering technology, a technology that scares all the zergs, I, the world's greatest scientist, Gallagher, have discovered the ultimate mystery of the world, the secret of time and space." Seeing Jiang Cheng mention this, Gallagher said with infinite pride, "You go and get that mecha, there's a small ball on its neck, you find it." ”
Jiang Cheng picked up the strange insect and studied it in disbelief, and sure enough, he found a purple-black ball embedded in it on his neck.
"What is this? Gallagher, is this your invention possible? Jiang Cheng asked, fiddling with the ball.
"That's all I have for the rest of my life, but my invention can't just disappear into the world, listen, stinky boy, you should never let the second person know about the following words, I just can't control my mouth, and finally my wife and family are ruined - I don't want you to end up like this! The planet where you are located is four big galaxies, and it is a existence that is six dimensions higher than your civilization level, so let's put it this way, your civilization is our level about 600,000 years ago, and our civilization is advanced beyond your imagination, just like primitive people can't imagine your information age, but I have to say that your development speed is really frightening to death. Haha, I've said more, we call ourselves the Purple River Clan, and I, Gallagher, am recognized as the most outstanding spacer in the Clan, and have received countless honors, but my curiosity has led me to study the mysteries of time and space in the most mysterious place in the universe--- in the universe. You don't need to know exactly what the principle is, anyway, you can't understand this naïve thing like calculus that you haven't learned well. Finally I invented the ---- space-time sphere, and I published my research...... It also led me to death. Gallagher seemed to be lost in memory, and paused slightly.
"To put it simply, my space-time sphere can take any life back in the past or the future, which terrifies the rulers of the entire civilization, who fear that their political enemies or terrorists will use the whole technology to go back in time and strangle them. The lifespan of our civilized life forms is already very long, but the longer the lifespan of things, the more afraid of death tends to be, and they sent all their forces to confiscate my theoretical articles, and publicize that my invention will bring about an otherworldly virus that will wipe out the entire Purple River Clan. Joke, my time ball can only carry one lifeform, at most the bacteria and viruses on this lifeform or something. It's all excuses! Excuse! Gallagher's voice grew hoarse.
"In other words, the ruler of your planet has wiped out you and your theories just in case?" Jiang Cheng said lightly, "There have been too many such things in our ancient times, and whenever a ruler discovers something that threatens him, it is always easiest to eliminate it physically." This principle is the same in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad. It seems that your planet is also like this, how can you, a scientist with such a high IQ, not even understand this truth. ”
"I'm so naïve," Gallagher sighed, "they killed not only all my relatives, but also my friends, my students, and tens of thousands of Zihe people!" Tens of thousands! None of them escaped, and I still relied on this parasitic armor I invented when I was studying the soul to escape to death, and then wandered all the way to this place. ”
"Gallagher, do you know, there was a man named Fang Xiaoru in ancient times, he just didn't want to recognize the new emperor, he didn't want to write articles for him, he was sentenced to ten tribes, killed nearly a thousand people, and there was a dynasty called the Qing Dynasty, which was touted by countless people as the pinnacle of the feudal era, but those touted literati returned to that era I feel that they couldn't survive more than two episodes. It's no joke, if you write a random sentence, you're going to kill your whole family. You just haven't studied history well, otherwise you wouldn't have made such a simple low-level mistake. Jiang Cheng listened to Gallagher's story, shook his head and ate the last dumpling. By the way, how did you find me, and why did you pick me? ”
"Can I say I caught it casually?" Gallagher sneered, and with its hoarse voice, it was particularly harsh. "I just landed on your planet at the time, and I found you closest to me when I came together, who will I arrest if I don't catch you?"
Jiang Cheng suddenly had the urge to vomit blood, and it was my own bad luck for a long time, "You hit that car?" Jiang Cheng thought of those details while washing the dishes and said, "I didn't pay attention to the direction of landing, quack, or I wouldn't have smashed something, I'm a pacifist." Gallagher said unabashedly, "By the way, why don't you ask me how to use that space-time orbrace?" I'm about to suffocate me, hurry up and ask me. This is a unique thing in this world, and now it's cheaper for you, don't you feel extremely honored? ”
Jiang Cheng shook the water in his hand and picked up the so-called space-time ball, only to see that this space-time ball was only the size of a dime, purple-black, and when he looked closely, he could see that there was something in the ball that was constantly emitting light.
"It's not an honor at all, but it's a little curious, so what the hell can you do, travel through time and space? Can I go back to ancient times? Jiang Cheng asked while observing this space-time sphere.
"Hmph, what's more, it can also allow you to carry things, you can go back to the past and bring something back, and you will get rich immediately in modern times, how awesome!" Gallagher said proudly, "It's very easy to use, as long as the user has a single thought, he can travel freely through time and space, but this one requires a huge amount of energy." I call this kind of energy that can travel through time and space as Yu energy, this energy is scattered in this universe, protecting the stability of time and space in the universe, I, the world's most genius genius, have studied how to extract and use this energy, and what is even more powerful is - hehe, my space-time ball, will absorb Yu energy when traveling, so that it can be used infinitely, and it will also be because the Yu energy is getting stronger and stronger, and there are more and more things that can be carried when crossing. ”
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Perpetual motion machine?? It dawned on me that this big fat worm in my head might really be a super genius! Isn't this the legendary perpetual motion machine?
"And how much can you let me carry with this thing now? How do I use it? Jiang Cheng felt as if he had really picked up a treasure and asked excitedly.
"Hmph, do you think I'm a genius now? Ahem, lowly human, call me the great Lord Gallagher, and I may be in a good mood to give you the means to use it. The big fat worm began to say arrogantly again.
- "I'm going to buy insecticide." "I'm a soul, you can't kill me, and I'm not a bug" "I'll go to the Taoist priest to catch ghosts." "You can find a real Taoist priest. When I don't know that you are full of fake Taoist priests now, when you are asleep, I watched several ghost movies in your mind that you have watched before" "My home is in Xijiang, have you heard of Longhu Mountain?" Have you ever heard of Zhang Tianshi? Have you ever heard of Nanzhang and Beikong? Don't believe that it can't cure you? "You go and try it, you'll be playing with this as a glass ball for the rest of your life." "Ya, I'll hand it over to the state, maybe there will be a bonus of a few thousand yuan." "Look who's going to believe you." "Even this big bug mecha of yours, I don't believe that they don't believe me." "If you scream something nice, you'll die." "If you do, you'll die." "Why are you so stubborn, don't I just want you to be nice?" "Okay, that's good, it's okay"
Jiang Cheng and the big fat worm kept arguing in their minds.
"You're so bored, forget it. We are now one. All you have to do is drip some blood on it, and then you can read the password, and your DNA will be recorded, and you can use it directly as long as it is with you in the future. Now this space-time bead can probably carry 3 meters of hemispherical things around you. It's not fun at all, stinky boy, is there any fun technology on your planet? Gallagher finally gave up arguing with me.
"We don't have any black technology here, do you want humanities, I guarantee you haven't seen it" Jiang Cheng excitedly ran to the room to find a needle, pricked it gently, and wiped it on the space-time bead. I saw that this bead suddenly shone brightly, suspended in mid-air, emitting a purple-black light.
"Gallagher, what's the password?" Jiang Cheng asked excitedly.
"You don't know the voice of our planet, quack, I'll say no again." Gallagher smirked.
Is this big fat worm really just ruined? How can you be in such a mood to joke.
"You say, I'll try" Jiang Cheng was still a little confident in his language talent. Anyway, I took the fourth-level exam three times, "Zizi squeak squeak squeak chirp" - "I'm going to buy a train ticket to Longhu Mountain" "I'll go, our planet really talks like this, Nima is not a zerg, okay" "I don't care, didn't you just say that you are not a bug, aren't you called a Zihe person, aren't you the greatest scientist, you give me a way, no, I want to go to Longhu Mountain, and then I will go to Wutai Mountain in Shanxi, Putuo Mountain in Zhejiang, Emei Mountain in Sichuan, and Jiuhua Mountain in Anhui. "Don't! What if there really is a great monk and a true Taoist priest? I'm trying to figure out if it's okay. The big fat worm said helplessly, "You think about it quickly, I'll book a train ticket first," Jiang Cheng said scoundrelly.
"Nima, are you earthlings so unreasonable," the big fat worm said helplessly.
"Well, why don't you lend me the right to use your body?" The voice of the big fat worm trembled a little.
"Why don't you practice lying again, are you kidding me, what if I can't come back, think of something else. The tickets for Longhu Mountain have been bought. Jiang Cheng refused this mention without even thinking about it.
"Cut, stingy one, you turn on the computer, and I command you to hit the notes so you can read them." Gallagher said with a look of great grievance.
Jiang Cheng thought about it, this method seemed to be relatively reliable, took the space-time ball that was still floating in mid-air, and typed out the password according to the notes that Gallagher said.
Finally, after more than half an hour, the password was successfully typed out by Jiang Cheng, and listening to the strange rap password, I saw that the space-time ball suddenly disappeared with a swish.
"Big bug, where's my space-time ball? Where did it go? What the hell are you making me lose? Jiang Cheng said in shock and anger, "Quack, rest assured, rest assured." I'm one with you now, so how could I make you unlucky? Gallagher's words did not reassure Jiang Cheng, to be honest, it was impossible for Jiang Cheng to believe 100% in a big bug that suddenly appeared.
"Where the hell did that go? You sue me. Jiang Cheng asked, "Peace of mind, this is a security measure I made, in order to prevent the space-time ball from being snatched away, it has now opened up a small space by itself, and now it is in the middle of your body, well, you are called Dantian, right." Gallagher roared hoarsely, "Since I found out that the Purple River government wants to eliminate me, I have added this system, I will never let my invention disappear in this world, stinky boy, you listen, now you have become one with the space-time sphere, unless you die, no one can take your space-time ball, protect your little life." But don't end up in the same field as me. ”