"Wei Yan, let me ask him to meet you." The winter melon shouted loudly, as if a bomb exploded, Liu Zhang felt a pain in his ears from afar, and asked Wang Fu, "What's the matter?" ”

Wang Fu had already learned what had happened from the officials, and said to Liu Zhang: "Back to the lord, this Wei Yan was not recommended by the Jiangzhou exam, but inserted in the middle of the Chengdu exam, and according to the rules, he couldn't take the exam, so this Wei Yan made a big fuss in the examination room, and the man who was blocking the front, with a somewhat long name, was a Nanzhong barbarian." ”

Liu Zhang smiled: "If my guess is right, Wei Yan is the general of Jingzhou, plus this dwarf winter melon barbarian, who says that we are unpopular?" The fact that these people have come all the way is the best proof that we have won the hearts and minds of the people. ”

Wang Fu nodded in agreement, and the Lord of the Heart Dao knew even a little-known general in Jingzhou, and he really knew everything.

"Vulture's long name barbarian, look at the knife."

was provoked by the winter melon head three or four feet shorter than himself, Wei Yan was furious, shouted violently, and slashed at the winter melon head with a big knife, the winter melon head opened his eyes, but he didn't dodge, raised his hand and grabbed the blade of the big knife, and the people around him were startled, is this barbarian crazy? This knife goes down, and it is strange that the palm of the hand is not cut off.

But a miracle happened, the head of the winter melon actually grabbed the big knife that Wei Yan had chopped with the wind, including Wei Yan who made the knife, everyone was stunned, is this barbarian invulnerable?

I saw the winter melon head twist the blade violently, and the entire big knife flew out of Wei Yan's hand, and the winter melon head laughed and said: "You don't have a knife, I'll see how you fight." ”

At this time, Wei Yan also reacted and shouted: "What a barbarian, with this thick meat cocoon, look at me Wei Yan fighting you with bare hands." ”

The two punched and kicked on the steps, Liu Zhang watched from the side, every punch of the winter melon head was like a hammer, but in addition to the rough skin and thick flesh and great strength, the moves were simply out of order, it was obvious that Wei Yan also found this, and slowly moved to the ring, and when he arrived at the ring, he led the winter melon head to the edge.

The head of the winter melon couldn't hit Wei Yan, and he was angry, he yelled, and kicked at Wei Yan with a kick, Wei Yan turned around and let the head of the winter melon go behind him, and kicked the head of the winter melon away.

The winter melon head screamed, and the direction of the flight was Liu Zhang, Wang Xu and other personal soldiers hurriedly pulled Liu Zhang back a few steps, and the winter melon head fell straight to the position where Liu Zhang was standing, and there was a loud bang, as if a meteorite had landed.

Liu Zhang waved his hand to a pro-soldier, and the pro-soldier was about to confirm whether the winter melon head was dead, when he suddenly saw the winter melon head get up from the ground, clapped his hands casually, and scolded and said: "Damn, I actually lost, it seems that I am going back to my hometown." ”

Winter melon head looked depressed, couldn't stop spitting dirty words in his mouth, strode away, Liu Zhang shouted: "Hey, that good man, stand down." ”

The barbarian turned his head sideways, glanced Liu Zhang up and down, and said, "Why should I stand down for you." ”

"What's your name?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"You're here for the exam, don't you want to be a general?" Liu Zhang said with a smile.

"Isn't this a defeat?" The barbarian shook his head and snorted, frustrated and unconvinced.

At this time, another person challenged Wei Yan, Liu Zhang looked at it, it was Gan Ning, unexpectedly, he didn't see Gan Ning come to vote when he left Jiangzhou, Liu Zhang only said that Gan Ning still voted for Jingzhou, but he didn't expect Gan Ning to participate in the four imperial examinations, but he was an iron-clad man.

Gan Ning and Wei Yan fought together, a double halberd, a big knife, Liu Zhang glanced at it, but it was not as good as the brute force of the winter melon head, let the two fight on the stage, and turned to the winter melon head: "Even if you lose, I can make you a general." ”

"Really?" The winter melon head was overjoyed, but after glancing at Liu Zhang, he said distrustfully: "You have this ability?" ”

Wang Xu stepped forward and said, "This is my Yizhou Governor Liu Zhang, Lord Liu. ”

"Liu Zhang? Are you Liu Zhang? Ah. The winter melon head suddenly screamed, laughed and stepped forward and grabbed Liu Zhang's arm, the thick black eyebrows jumped and jumped, Liu Zhang only felt that the bones were about to be crushed, Wang Xu and the two personal soldiers pulled hard and didn't pull it away.

The head of the winter melon did not move, shook Liu Zhang's hands, and said happily: "Liu Zhang, I can be regarded as finding you, look at your kind face, to tell you the truth, I am the one who beats stones in our cave, some time ago I took a fancy to a little sister in the hole next door, but when I asked the sister to kiss, the sister said that she only married the general, but where did the general come from our two holes, not to mention that I don't care about anything, or hit stones."

Just when I was desperate, fortunately, there is no virtue in the sky, I heard about your four imperial examinations from a brother who came back from a long trip, and this is not just a bad coming, you must make me a general. ”

Liu Zhang endured the pain and quietly asked Fa Zhengdao: "What does it mean that there is no virtue in heaven?" ”

Fa Zheng thought for a moment and said: "It should be the road of infinite heaven and the combination of heaven and the virtue of good life." ”

"Oh." Liu Zhang nodded knowingly, and said to the winter melon head: "Good man, you let go first, I will let you be a general in Yizhou." ”

"Really? Wow-ha-ha. The head of the winter melon opened its "bloody mouth" and laughed, and the breath was blown on Liu Zhang's face, but he suddenly stopped, and said to Liu Zhang very seriously: "You Han people can't look down on us barbarians, if you want me to be a general, you have to promise me two conditions." ”

"How can it be?" Wang Xu said loudly: "Are you here to ask to be a general, or we are to ask you to be a general, don't be too aggressive." ”

Winter melon head snorted: "If you don't agree to my two conditions, I'll go home now, and I will rape that girl when I go back, and the effect will be the same, hum." ”

"Okay, you can talk about it."

Liu Zhang wanted to rub the two arms that were almost unconscious, but there was no third arm, so he grabbed Xiao Furong's hand with his right hand and pressed it on his left arm, Xiao Furong glared at him and kneaded it gently.

"First." The head of the winter melon raised a finger: "I want a general token, this token must be big and majestic." ”

"And the second?" Liu Zhang asked with a smile while feeling Xiao Furong's rare gentleness.

"Second, you must not discriminate against the barbarians, and in addition to keeping me fed, you must pay me at least two cents for an hour."

Some officials were already laughing, and Liu Zhang couldn't help but laugh: "Are there any other conditions?" ”

The barbarian waved his hand and said: "No, I know these two conditions are too harsh, but as long as you agree, except for the clansmen in my cave, you can beat whoever you tell me to beat, and kill whoever I tell me to kill, if I can't beat it, I won't cause you trouble if I die." ”

Fa Zheng walked away from the crowd, Liu Zhang knew that he was going to laugh on the side, and he couldn't help it when he looked at this short winter melon head, and said with a strong face: "Okay, although it is very difficult, but this official has agreed to your conditions, what is your name?" ”

"Theku, Cha Nadar, Ko Chasi."

"......, can it be simpler?"

"You can also call me by my Han name, it's amazing."