Chapter 355: Deceiving the Horse

The obedient official looked at Lu Yuan's father-in-law kneeling on the ground and fanning himself in the mouth, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, thinking that this guy would shout not to slap his face, but as a result, the father-in-law is all good people who can bend and stretch! He looked at Gonggong Lu's own palm, and the fan crackled, and when he got to the back, Lao Lu's cheeks were numb, and he didn't feel much when he fanned it, but the obedient official didn't open his mouth, he didn't dare to stop, the so-called person who knew the times was Junjie, and he really annoyed this stunned Qingguo uncle, chopped himself with a knife, and reported to the court [not in the army with the barbarian Khan], but he asked who shouted injustice? King Yama?

After dozens of slaps, the obedient official said lightly: "That's it, you have to explain the matter carefully to the governor of Pontus." Speaking of this, his tone was slightly threatening, and he said: "I have to think about it for a while, which nobles are the gentlemen of the noble family, who are the people in the family, and what positions are any, but there are people in the palace...... Carefully elaborate with the governor of Pontus. ”

"If something is missing." When he said this, he shouted Shan Sinan, the big head of this kid grew up with a good official since he was a child, and suddenly understood, as soon as he pressed the handle of the knife cut by the boy, only a sword sound was heard in the tent, and there was a flash of sword light in the pupils of Gonggong Lu, and then he saw that Shan Xiaoye slowly put the knife into the sheath, his eyes were full of disdain, and Gonggong Lu even automatically made up a voice to Shan Xiaoye in his mind: Killing you is like killing a dog.

After the big head put away the knife, he smiled disdainfully, and said to Gonggong Lu, "There is a disobedient slave named Chi Changxuan in the palace, who was smoked to death by garlic cloves, hum!" Next time I go into the palace to ask, is there a ...... that was smoked to death by green onions" This sentence is threatening from the inside out, who doesn't know that Chi Changxuan's father-in-law offended Concubine De's mother, and as a result, he was sent to the wine vinegar noodle bureau, and he was smoked to death by garlic before he stayed overnight.

Maybe some officials want to ask, Uncle Guo is so domineering, and now even the little guy in Uncle Guo's family is so domineering, is there no royal law?

Speaking of which, I have to talk about the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, the children and grandchildren of the old Zhu family are very strange, there are emperors who have only slept with one woman (Empress Zhang) in their lives for thousands of years, Emperor Xiaozong Hongzhi, there are emperors who like the old woman Wan Zhen'er (Wan Guifei) who is nineteen years older than themselves, Emperor Xianzong Chenghua, the emperor who made himself a general and personally went into battle to hack a few Tartars, Emperor Wuzong Zhengde, who did nothing and specialized in playing hide and seek with the palace maids in the harem and was praised by the Manchu Dynasty as a benevolent monarch, Emperor Muzong Longqing, There are emperors who work hard but all the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty contradict him, and as a result, they do not go to court in a fit of anger, Emperor Shenzong Wanli, there are emperors who donate all the millions of taels of treasury silver left by Lao Tzu to the treasury and can die of drug addiction by themselves, Emperor Guangzong Taichang, there are emperors who like to be carpenters and like their own wet nurses, and Emperor Xizong Tianqi...... In short, the children and grandchildren of the old Zhu family are quite strange, and they are quite rich in amorous seeds, such as Emperor Chenghua, his favorite woman Wan Guifei, who has been in the harem for 20 years, and the history books say that she [the eunuchs in the inner circle, the powerful ministers outside], the short-lived, more powerful West Factory, was born under the rule of Emperor Chenghua, and Wang Zhi, the governor of the West Factory, is a dog in front of Wan Guifei, and the history books say that he [gave Wan Guifei in Zhaode Palace at the beginning], and climbed up step by step with Wan Guifei's favor...... As a famous Zheng Guifei in history, she is not much worse than Wan Guifei's momentum, she has been in the harem for 38 years, and she wants her son to be the prince, but unfortunately the queen Wang Xi'er is not as stupid and stupid as the queen of Emperor Chenghua, she actually beat Wan Guifei and gave Emperor Chenghua an excuse, causing her to lose even the position of the queen, Sister Wang Xi'er killed more than 100 palace maids and eunuchs in her life, but she was very close to Zheng Guifei, and she didn't dare to say a word of seriousness, her only strength was to live a long time, lived until the forty-eighth year of Wanli, and the Empress Dowager, the biological mother of Wanli, who has been covering her, also lived to the forty-second year of Wanli, if one of these two women is short-lived, Concubine Zheng may become Empress Zheng, and there will be nothing to do with Emperor Guangzong.

In history, Wanli was scolded by officials for being [annihilated relatives] by officials, who was scolded by hundreds of officials as [good wealth], and was even scolded by people on the "Four Proverbs of Wine and Wealth" as an angry emperor with all four poisons, for Zheng Guifei, he specially ordered a thorough investigation, and took a lot of black gauze hats, ruthless may not be a real hero, how can a poor son not be a husband, in short, Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun is a good emperor who loves his wife, and as Concubine Zheng's younger brother, Zheng Chengguan has enough qualifications to be domineering, and Shan Sinan is also qualified enough to be domineering, Even if Gonggong Lu was killed on the spot, so what? If you're dead, you're dead.

Gonggong Lu is a smart person, and he figured out a lot of truths in an instant, his root foot is the eunuch Li Jin, the palm seal of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, but so what, Gong Gong Chi Changxuan's root foot is harder than him! It's not that he was smoked to death by garlic cloves, so he couldn't help but shudder, and his body trembled, but something fell off his head, and when he looked at it, it was a gauze hat woven with gold wire, and the Ming people had a bun, and there would be a piece the size of a baby's fist on the gauze hat, which was just fixed, and he usually said that he was quite diligent in taking care of his hair, but this sword was directly cut off his bun.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva and grunting, he suddenly kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said in a loud voice: "The slave doesn't dare to deceive the Metropolitan Governor ......."

"Okay, say."

Lu Yuan knelt on the ground, and reported the sons and daughters of the powerful people in Beijing who came out of Beijing to mix the merits one by one, he was the eunuch of the imperial horse eunuch, the authority of the imperial horse eunuch is similar to the military department of the imperial court, and he could have managed the Shenji battalion, those who mixed into the Shenji camp to make merits, naturally could not escape his eyes, to say a fair word, the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty probably have some ability, they are similar to officials who do practical things, of course, most of the eunuchs are greedy, but this cannot be concealed, many eunuchs are very disciplined.

If you have to make an analogy, the civil officials in the court are similar to the standard bureaucrats five hundred years later, telling lies, big words, and empty words, that is, they will come with their mouths open, and they will hang the words [the ancestral system of the court, the emperor Taizu said, and the sage said] at every turn, if you ask him something practical, he will open his mouth, and what about the eunuchs! Of course, in the Ming Dynasty, pragmatic things are easier to embezzle, just like Gonggong Lu, how much money does the subordinate of the Imperial Horse Supervisor pay every year, how many horses there are, how many knives are made, how many doors are Franc machines, this is an account in the bottom of his heart, just because the account is in his heart, he can be corrupt if he plays with it.

This Gonggong Lu reported the names of the noble sons and daughters who went out of the customs this time to gild, who is the son of the family, what official position Enyin has, what official position he leads in the Shenji Camp, what kind of title the old man in the family has, whether he has anything to do with the palace, what is the relationship between each other, and what is the relationship between the six ministries and the cabinet, it is simply a living account book.

The obedient official sat on the chair covered in tiger skin, touched his smooth chin, and pondered carefully while listening, and the big head muttered beside him, "Rob the credit of our young master, hum!" God bless, being taken away by wolves ......" sentence is very childish, in the final analysis, the big head is only thirteen years old after the New Year, and the big head is talented in martial arts, but the people are much worse than ordinary people.

However, when the obedient official heard this, his eyes lit up, and he sat up straight after a while, "Big head, what did you just say?" Say it again. ”

The big head sighed, "I ...... I said those people were taken away by wolves......"

The obedient official suddenly looked happy, slapped his face on the handle of the chair, and stood up happily, "Big head, you stinky boy, what a lucky star...... Hey! Aren't the Mongol Tartars worshipping wolves? ”

The big head didn't quite understand, but Lu Yuan, who was kneeling on the ground, understood that a smart person spoke, and he didn't need a heavy hammer to beat the drum, and he immediately understood the meaning of Uncle Guo's words, his face became pale in an instant, and he walked a few steps on his knees, and went up to hug the good official's leg, "Dadu Governor, can't!" This...... This...... These are all the first nobles in Jingli, and they can't die! ”

The obedient official said that the dead eunuch was quite smart, and immediately made a straight face, "What? If others die, they can't die? For the sake of the stability and harmony of the court, why can't they die? Hum! Rest assured, the common people will remember their merits in the future, and it is their honor to die for the court...... "These words he said are obviously cool words, among the powerful and noble, maybe there are people who are willing to die for the court in the first generation, but in the back, they are all masters who lie on the merit book and sleep.

After saying a few cool words, the obedient official kicked Lu Yuan away and shouted loudly outside the tent: "Lisha, go and call Liu Juren to me." As he spoke, he smiled and turned to sit on the chair, worried that he would not take the bait if he was fishing and sweating. Hum! It can be regarded as a contribution to the country and the people.

He didn't care whether those gentlemen were happy or not, he immediately represented those guys.

Gonggong Lu knelt on the ground with a dead face, he was the eunuch of the Imperial Horse Prison, and he still knew a lot about the things on the battlefield, now that the 200,000 army has gathered, the Tuman Khan has already suffered a big loss when he ambushed the combined forces of the three towns of Xuanda Ji before, will he dare to attack? He didn't dare to give him three leopard galls, so once Tuman Khan knew that there was such a team composed of all the powerful people of the Beijing Division, would he come up and take a bite?

The answer is almost inevitable, the thing of fighting a war is to be outnumbered with heavy blows, such a battalion of the Jingshi Shenji that has never fought before, from top to bottom, it is full of young master soldiers, if you are a barbarian sweat, do you eat it?

Of course, there are still a lot of exquisiteness here, this is why the obedient official wants to call Liu Juren to come, and he must make the Tuman Khan believe that this is completely an accident, not the bait of the Ming court, besides, the Tuman Khan has a brain, will he believe that this army composed of all the powerful is a bait? There is absolutely no such reason, and the only thing the obedient official has to do is to quietly reveal the news to the ears of Tuman Khan.

Suddenly, Liu Juren of Jinyiwei Baihu came in from outside, the former leader of the ninja army of the Kyushu Lihua family has fully adapted to the career of Jinyiwei, and the title of Liu Juren Liu Baihu is also better than that of the right guard.

"The lower officials have seen the Metropolitan Governor." Liu Juren knelt on one knee and fell to the ground, his hands clenched into fists, his voice was strong and powerful, ninjas are the most lowly, even if he is the leader of the ninja army, just like the sentence [the king of beggars, he is still a beggar], the leader of the ninjas, after all, is still a lowly ninja, but now it is different, Daming brocade clothes and hundreds of households, say it, there is more face, people's spirit is suddenly different, and the voice of the speech is full of power.

"Brother Kikuren, come on, come on." The obedient official got up and went to help him up, after all, Liu Juren had the same hardship as he entered the monkey tent with him to assassinate Yuchai Hideyoshi, which was incomparable to others.

Liu Juren was naturally a little scared, the obedient official helped him up, and said his idea, Liu Juren used to be a ninja, even if the whole body was tied by the most complicated ropes, he could magically untie himself and then slip away in a very short time, and his endurance was not trivial, so the matter of the obedient official had to be him, and others could not do it, but Liu Juren came to do it, the safest.

After listening carefully to the words of the obedient official, Liu Juren almost did not hesitate, and immediately hugged his fists, "Your Highness, rest assured, the right guard knows what to do." "The self-proclaimed right guard,Represents his former ninja identity,Now he is today,He won't talk about anyone else.,Even if it's the old lord public Hanamichi Snow in front of him.,But,In front of the good official,He said this.,It means,The humble me will always be the shadow of His Highness in the dark.,Willing to die for His Highness.,It's a kind of respectful attitude.。

The obedient official was very satisfied with his attitude, patted him on the arm and said: "In short, you have to convince the other party that you are under the command of Uncle Ning Yuanbo of Liaodong, and you will be sent to tell those young masters and soldiers that those young masters and soldiers will pass through the guards of Daning, Guangning, and Shenyang to Liaodong Town......

The guards he said were almost all outside the Great Wall, at this time it was the actual control area of Tatar, such as the Daning region, Duoyan Sanwei went south over the years, just to graze in Daning, the Ming Dynasty was known as [the Son of Heaven guarding the country], at that time, Yanjing City went out a little, it was the actual control area of the Tartars, as long as the Tuman Khan had a brain, he would inevitably think, these young master soldiers must have come out to gild, walk around, make some merits, and then go to Liaodong Town to eat, drink and have fun, and then return to Yanjing, it is logical to be promoted and make a fortune.

The good officials dare to use these tricks as bait, but no one in the world, including the Tuban Khan, will believe it, even if there are dead people at that time, will there be immortals in the war? In the Ming Dynasty, even the emperor's imperial expedition was captured alive by the Tartars, and the Duke and Earl died in a bunch, what is the death of the son of your Wuqing Marquis, who asked you to join in this fun.

At this time, Gonggong Lu, who was kneeling on the ground, suddenly hugged the good official's leg again, and cried with tears on his face, "Uncle Guo, the governor of the capital, you can't wow!" The Marquis of Wuqing is the cousin of the Lord of Long Live Lord, and the Empress Dowager Cisheng likes the Marquis of Wuqing the most...... "The good official didn't kick him this time, and said with a smile: "Old Lu! I'll give you a chance to change your door...... In short, I will make you immortal, good life and work, after that, the position of the eunuch of the palm seal of the imperial horse supervisor may not be able to sit down, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, you are loyal to the Queen Mother, this is a good thing, but you are weak and weak, and you are not wearing underwear, how can you save the prince of Wuqing? ”

Father-in-law Lu naturally didn't know what the allusion was [wearing underwear], but he begged bitterly, and the face of the obedient official changed, "Old Lu, don't toast and don't eat and drink, these gentlemen came to rob the Governor of Bendu for his credit, do you know who the Governor of Bendu is?" What about the Empress Dowager? She's an old woman, how dare she take me? As long as she dares to move me and force the opposition to the Kyushu Propaganda Division, when the time comes, not only will the government and the opposition be shaken, but also the south of the Yangtze River will be eroded, and when the time comes, how will the history books write about her? Lao Lu, I see that you are a smart person, so I will give you a chance, if you don't know what to do, hum! ”

This is the words of the heart, a typical coercion of barbarians to respect themselves, Father-in-law Lu is a smart person, as soon as he hears this, it's over, the previous words, maybe there is a turning point, there are a lot of dirty things in this court, grabbing credit, gilding, these things are also common, I didn't see that Zhang Juzheng Zhang Ge's old son wanted to be admitted to the Jinshi, and he had to find the talented Tang Xianzu to help, this is the obvious gilding, Tang Caizi was not willing to raise the young master of Zhang Ge's hometown, was suppressed, who in the government and the opposition didn't know, but this can't kill people, it's nothing more than a bad reputation.

But this uncle didn't even pay attention to the queen mother, and the words of rebellion were all spoken, do you still have a chance? Either get on the other party's thief ship, or chat with the king of Yama.

He is quite decisive, and he will take refuge in this uncle of the country, and he will definitely be put in small shoes by the queen mother in the future, but if he does not take refuge, I am afraid that there will be a sum of money left in the history books [Shi, the supervisor of the army Lu Yuan, who was originally a eunuch of the imperial horse eunuch, loyal to things, and did not have anything with the army], but he didn't live enough, and he didn't want to be [not in the army], at the moment, the center of his brain was thinking about it, he stretched out his hand, wiped the tears on his face, and bowed down with his five bodies, "Uncle Guo, the slave will ask Uncle Guo to allocate more in the future." ”

The obedient official raised his eyebrows, this Lu Yuan is extremely smart, hum! If those powerful people have this Lu Yuan's cleverness, they won't dare to come to my mouth to grab food, I will give your children a chance to sacrifice their lives for the country, you should thank me.

After Lu Yuan bowed three times, he got up, regardless of the bruises on his face, he salivated and smiled, "Uncle Guo also has the court in mind, give those people a chance to work hard, just see if they have the determination to sacrifice their lives for the court, as the saying goes, a good man is a horse leather shroud, presumably, even if those people sacrifice their lives for the court, when they go underground, they must thank Uncle Guo and Grandpa for giving them a chance to be a good man, and they can't be deceived by the whole thing, just like the slaves and maids, who are not [***] people......"

This dead eunuch is really a wonderful person.

The obedient official laughed, "Old Lu! To put it well, my uncle gave them a chance to serve the country and the people, and it depends on whether they have the determination to sacrifice their lives for the court. The big man next to him muttered to himself, "The young master is becoming more and more cunning." ”

(To be continued)