Chapter 484: A Race You Don't Want to Win
After the monkey Kinoshita Toyoshiro successfully overthrew Tokugawa Ieyasu, the Tokugawa giant tortoise, the "Oda Family Tree Trial" Gozen Tryout finally entered the final - Wang Tianxie vs. Monkey Kinoshita Toyoshiro.
The final will be held tomorrow, and the winner will be awarded the title of "Oda Family's No. 1 Warrior".
In order to increase the excitement, the violent overage pseudo-Lori Oda Nobuko even sat in the village in person and opened a handicap to attract the generals of the Oda family to "buy and leave".
"Who do you think is better to buy?"
"Needless to say, of course it's His Royal Highness Oda King Heavenly Evil."
"Well, that dwarf monkey, how can you win the chat with His Highness!"
Similar discussions filled the night......
However, when it came to the next day, everyone suddenly heard an explosive news.
"Hey! Feed! Feed! After getting the inside information, someone put a thousand gold bets on that monkey, and bought His Royal Highness the Heavenly Evil to lose! ”
The first to spread the news was a samurai at the rank of general, and it is said that the younger brother of this samurai was one of the commissioners in charge of registering the bets this time.
"Wow! So brave! A thousand pieces of gold! It's not a thousand lumps of gold! ”
"Hah! It must have been the monkey who made the bet! ”
"It's said that it's a little Lori who doesn't know which one it is!"
A similar voice quickly spread throughout Togarkuji Temple, and everyone speculated that it was a sign of the arrogance of the monkey Kinoshita Toyoshiro.
In addition to the newly recruited recruits, all the generals of the Oda family know very well about the little loli in Wang Tianxie's family.
There's no way, whoever told Wang Tianxie to take a group of little lolias to eat and drink in the castle town; Who called the little lolis in Wang Tianxie's house, who lingered and drooled in the hos that bought meat everywhere in the castle town every day!
But if it's a little Lori who doesn't know who it is, it's a bet. Everyone turned their attention to the monkey Kinoshita Toyoshiro.
After this "Oda Family Genealogy Trial Combination" competition, all the Oda family generals know a fact: the monkeys who are often at odds with His Royal Highness the Heavenly Evil have seven in the family, and the cuteness is not inferior to the group of little Loli in His Royal Highness's family.
That's right, it's the seven little lolias.
Others didn't know about them, but Wang Tianxie knew very well. The seven loli are called Yasuharu Kazakura, Katagiri Kazumoto, Hirano Nagayasu, Fukushima Masanori, Kato Kiyomasa, Takeshi Kaya, and the youngest Kato Yoshiaki.
These seven loli will become the fierce generals of the Oda family in the future, with the title of "Seven Guns of Cheap Mountain". It's just that now there are only three of them, the eldest sister Yasuharu Ribaka, the second sister Katagiri and Moto, and the third sister Hirano Nagatai, who served in advance and officially came out of the Oda family as the retainer of the monkey.
It is indeed an advance yuan service, the eldest sister Riba Yasuji, the second sister Katagiri and Yuan are only eleven years old, and the third sister Hirano Nagatai is only ten years old.
There is no way, the monkey is very poor, although the little Shota of Takenaka Hanbei was poached by Wang Tianxie a long time ago. But now he is targeting Kuroda Kanbei, so he doesn't have a lot of money.
If it weren't for the fourth-ranked Fukushima Masa Xiao Lori, she would only be nine years old, which is too young. Otherwise, the monkey would like to hold a Yuan dress ceremony for Fukushima Masanori's little Lori, and then work as a cheap laborer for him.
There is a reason for this.,When everyone heard that it was a little Lori who had never seen it, they came to bet.。 Naturally, the first thing that came to mind was the monkey Kinoshita Tojiro.
Even the monkey himself was a little puzzled. For this reason, he even called seven little Loli to him for careful questioning. It's a pity that the seven little loli shook their heads one after another, which made the monkey even more depressed.
The final round of the "Oda Family Tree Trial" Gozen Tryout has finally begun.
Wang Tianxie and the monkey Kinoshita Fujiyoshiro came to the center of the earth surface, and the two faced each other, about seventy centimeters apart.
The monkey originally planned to say something about the scene, but Wang Tianxie didn't give him a chance at all. Squatted down directly in his position, bent his knees ninety degrees, his thighs and the ground were horizontal, and his left hand made a fist and lightly touched the ground.
This is the rhythm that forces the monkeys to hurry and prepare.
The monkey squatted down in the same posture as Wang Tianxie, but. Although his left hand was clenched into a fist, he did not dare to put it down.
He finally felt the pressure in his heart when Shibata Katsuya faced Wang Tianxie in the game yesterday afternoon.
At this time, Wang Tianxie seemed to be a mountain about to fall on him in his eyes, so he had no idea where to start.
The monkey rolled his eyes and chose to stand up, giving up this round of deep breathing.
According to the rules of sumo wrestling, when one of the players crouches down and touches the bottom, the other team has the right to refuse to accept this deep breath of attack and defense, and choose to regain momentum.
It's just that yesterday afternoon, Shibata Katsuya couldn't let go, and had to take a deep breath in the first round to play weakly, and the result naturally fell on the passive, and finally lost in the hands of Wang Tianxie.
The monkey is different from the Shibata Katsu family, this guy has already died after being secretly despised by the Oda family's generals this morning, and he is not afraid of boiling water. His face at the moment is estimated to be thicker than the city wall. Therefore, when he found that the momentum of the competition was completely downwind, he stood up decisively.
Although it was indeed the wisest thing for the monkey to choose to avoid a fight, all the Oda generals present could not help but let out a burst of whispers representing words such as "surprise" and "contempt".
The monkey despised these with his left ear in and his right ear out, and stood up to his place in the upper right corner of the platform, and took a piece of salt that little Lori had handed him to represent the sacred salt and sprinkled it on the ground.
The monkey stood up, and Wang Tianxie naturally couldn't continue to squat in place, so he stood up and walked to the upper left corner of the high platform, took the salt handed to him by Guangxiu Da Lori, and also sprinkled it on the surface of the soil.
Subsequently, the two came to the center of the soil surface for the second time, and the monkey took a deep breath, but as soon as he squatted down, his hand had not touched the ground, and a strong murderous aura emanated from Wang Tianxie's body opposite, and the monkey was suddenly frightened.
The monkey decisively stood up again, turned and walked towards the upper right corner.
According to the rules, he can do this five times.
Wang Tianxie also knows that the monkey's approach is within the rules, and he also knows that there is a saying "one blow of energy, then decline, three and exhaustion." But it stands to reason that this monkey has no chance to touch it!
It's just that the monkey didn't make a "three-and-exhaustion" in the end, but used all the opportunities and stood up five times in a row. gave up the battle five times, so that the monkey not only did not usher in the weakening of Wang Tianxie's momentum, but his own face was greatly damaged.
Wang Tianxie has squatted on the ground for the sixth time, bending his knees at a ninety-degree angle, his thighs are parallel to the ground, his body is slightly leaning forward, his left fist touches the ground, and he is staring at the monkey Kinoshita Tojiro.
This time, the monkey had no way to avoid it, so he had to touch his left fist to the ground as well. It's just that, I don't know what the reason is, everyone has a feeling that this monkey is "releasing water".
Everyone saw the moment the monkey touched the ground, Wang Tianxie immediately pounced on him with momentum, although the monkey slapped and pushed Wang Tianxie with both hands, his body shrank back slightly obviously.
Immediately afterwards, Wang Tianxie and the monkey kept waving and slapping with their hands, and the sound of slapping, slapping, slapping, and slapping continued to slam into each other's chest and abdomen with the palms of the two people, and poured into the ears of everyone present.
"Oh! Sure enough, it's the last trial! Wonderful! ”
Similar shouts came and went, and everyone present was excited by the actions of Wang Tianxie and the monkey on the surface of the earth. Such a slap and push, if it were them on the field, they would definitely not have to take three breaths to be squeezed out of the high platform.
It's just that everyone couldn't imagine that the two people on the high platform at this time were not as "basic" as the generals of the Oda family here imagined. It can even be said that Wang Tianxie and the monkey Kinoshita Tojiro are very depressed at the moment.
Well? Why is this guy's palm attack so "soft"! This was the first thought that came to mind between the two.
Then, the second thought that followed, what should I do if it's broken? I can't win!
Yes, that's the idea.
All the generals and samurai of the Oda family present thought that the monkey had invested heavily in himself and would definitely defeat Wang Tianxie and win the championship.
But the monkey himself knew very well that although he really used ninety percent of his net worth to bet a thousand pieces of gold...... However, he bet on Wang Tianxie to win!
This title of "the first brave warrior of the Oda family", the monkey did not dare to really get his hands on it. This is not just an honor, but also a thankless title!
I didn't see the guys who got this title before, but in the end, they all became a rhythm of frequent battles!
"Owari Country Big Cat" Shibata Katsuya in the era of Oda Nobuhide frequently appeared in battle, and the Oda family in that era was surrounded by enemies on all sides, and it was impossible not to fight. In this era of the cute king of the violent overage pseudo-Lori, the number of times Wang Tianxie came out of the battle reached a rhythm of almost once every two or three months.
This is something that the monkey never wants, there is no way, he wants money to go out! The generals have to go out of the battle to be high, and the foot light to go out of the battle needs military salaries, not to mention additional expenses such as food and grass.
Although the monkey is also a war maniac, and even arrogantly thinks that he is the first person in the world, what he needs most now is accumulation, not a lot of consumption.
Therefore, he did not want to win this final trial.
As for Wang Tianxie...... It's not that Wang Tianxie doesn't want the title of "the first warrior of the Oda family", but he and the violent overage pseudo-Lori changed their strategy after seeing the monkey defeat Niwa Nagahide, Maeda Toshiie, and Tokugawa Giant Turtle successively.
As a result, the two of them deliberately released the water with the intention of making the monkey more arrogant and more angry, and also with the idea of losing. (To be continued......)
PS: Thanks to my friend Mu Mulate, the grandmother who bought vegetables in front of the door gave Tuyi a peace charm, Tuyi is grateful.