0011, Jia Xu's calculations
Seeing Handan Chun sitting there, scratching his ears and cheeks, Jia Xu knew that this old thing who had traveled south and north must have thought too much. Sigh, alas, it seems that everything has to be done on its own.
"Liu Yu, do you have a table?"
Table words, this question, haven't you asked it these days? Liu Yu looked at Jia Xu suspiciously, thought about it, but didn't find a suitable font size for himself, so he had to shake his head and say:
"Overseas Han people haven't had to communicate with each other for a long time, so naturally I don't either."
Oh, Jia Xu smiled, his eyes drifted to Cai Yong, who was sleeping in the room, and said:
"Cai Gong has already helped you think of a table, originally to pick an auspicious day to give to you, but unfortunately Mr. fell ill. Do you know that overseas is overseas, and big Han is big Han. Since he is back, he has to follow the rules of the big man. If a person does not have a watch, it is difficult to walk the world here. β
Liu Yu looked at Jia Xu who was smiling, and said with a smile:
"The words given by Cai Gong must be very loud, I'm afraid that the kid can't stand it."
"We've all thought you're a god-man, and there's something God-man can't stand to bear, so-"
Jia Xu was not disturbed at all, and continued to talk to himself:
"Cai Gong's difficulty, you must have a good way to help him get through. Cai Gong is not only an elder, but also a great Han Venerable. It is rare in the world to be able to get Cai Gong's gift. At least what you know for now, you are the only one on the clouds. β
"On the clouds?"
Liu Yu was stunned, it sounded good, it seemed that this was his future expression.
"Yes, on the clouds, we will have a good name for you in the future. Lest it always be a boy or a vertical boy calling you, and outsiders will always listen to it badly. β
Jia Xu smiled like an old fox aiming at his prey, and then naturally stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Yu's marching backpack and said:
"By the way, on the clouds, you seem to have everything in your bag, and the Lang Zhong you found said that word. Why don't you just flip through it and take a look, maybe you can find a life-saving thing for Cai Gong? β
It turned out that he was waiting here, and Liu Yu finally came to his senses.
It seems that what should come is still coming, and what needs to be faced can't be escaped. It is better than being sent to the emperor as the auspicious rui of the country, or simply being forced to face such reckless heroes as Dong Zhuo and Zhang Jiao who do not know what to do.
Besides, the most important thing is that I really can't watch Cai Yong die without help.
"Mr. Wenhe is well-informed, it is better for Mr. to come and look through it himself, than for me, a newcomer to my homeland, to look blindly with both eyes. If there is really a life-saving thing, the clouds will naturally offer it with both hands. β
Liu Yu said, pulled open his backpack, unexpectedly exposed all the qiΔ inside, and then made an inviting gesture with a smile.
"Ah, it's really, really unexpectedβ"
Jia Xu and Handan Chun grabbed it as soon as possible, and they rushed to look at each other. But just when the two were about to collide together, they finally remembered that this move seemed to be very inappropriate, so they quickly stood still, and each of them said solemnly:
"The cloud laughed, how can it be my generation's business to spy on other people's privacy. It's better to pick it up from the cloud, if you encounter any difficulties, we can help you with details. β
Well, as long as you don't have pink eye and nosebleeds, it's time to brainwash you again.
Liu Yu was not reluctant, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he began to pick up the items in the backpack the same. But before he started, a few extra things startled him again.
It's only been two days, and there are rewards again, and it seems that I got off to a good start!
I was in a good mood, and my tone was sonorous:
"Mr. Wenhe, look at this, it's a pity that it's a commodity. For the current Cai Gong, it is simply useless. β
"Oh, and this, Mr. Zi, it's a pity that it's a drink, and it's harmful to Cai Gong."
The name that has never been heard of, the unheard of shape, and Liu Yu's explanation of adding oil and vinegar made the two of them dizzy, almost crazy, and quickly raised their hands to surrender and took out their hole cards and said:
"Okay, okay, on the clouds, we can't remember if we talk too much. Just give us a few things to focus on. β
"Oh, theseβ"
Liu Yu looked at it, unconsciously praised secretly, nodded and said:
"This thing is not impressive, but it is a artifact like divine fire. Overseas, it is known as the little fire god that carries it, and with a light touch of the thumb, the divine fire comes naturally. β
"And this one, it's called sweet potato. Don't look at it like a piece of mud around it, but it is a holy relic like corn, and in time, it can live countless people. β
"By the way, it's a compressed biscuit, the kind of fast-food dry food you snatched from me that day. Although it is an overseas label junk food, it is an excellent field food. β
"As for this thing, I don't say that you can also see it, the stainless steel war knife, sharpening iron like mud, the blocker is invincible, dare to say that it is the first knife in the world!"
"In the end, I have to say that both gentlemen are definitely masters of discerning perspective. These small discs, enclosed in transparent packaging, are a broad-spectrum antibiotic that can be called a life-saving medicine. Oh, and that's pretty much the point that the two gentlemen have pointed out. β
As he spoke, Liu Yu rubbed his hands vigorously and added a note with a sigh:
"Hehe, I don't know if it's a coincidence, it's just five things, just in response to our overseas mantra, five sons Dengke, hee-hee!"
Who knows, after listening to this, the two of them frowned in unison, and said in unison:
"On the clouds, it's not for us to pick and choose. You're too big, and it's a bit like a guy who brags a little big. By the way, where did you get all these things that dazzle us and make us dizzy? β
When Liu Yu heard this, he was suddenly a little confused.
Why did the wind change direction, and he began to question his authenticity. What kind of rhythm is this, do you want to catch the old and indulge, or fish in troubled waters, or do you want to cover up?
"What do you mean, two, two gentlemen, stupid on the clouds, can you be more straightforward."
"Oh, we suddenly remembered. On the cloud, is your family a grocery store overseas? β
Liu Yu's eyes darkened, and the scene in Afghanistan suddenly came to mind. Immediately afterwards, a question that I had never thought of was suddenly answered at this moment:
Damn, all these items that appear in your bag every once in a while are actually your own. At that time, if you pay a little attention, you should be able to see at a glance that even the outer packaging of everything is customized by him himself before departure.
It's ridiculous that every time I get an item, I am so grateful to Dade. I didn't expect that damn so-called interstellar mothership was simply borrowing flowers to offer Buddha and be generous to others.
Well, wait, it's still not right.
It is true that everything is all his own, but if it were not for the sideways intervention of the so-called interstellar mothership, not to mention the countless humanitarian relief materials that stretched for dozens of miles, he probably would not have appeared here.
Alas, a headache!
Thinking about it, Liu Yu suddenly held his stomach and confessed with a sad face:
"I'm sorry, I suddenly have a stomachache, so let's go first."
As soon as Liu Yu pushed the door out, Handan Chun immediately relaxed and said to Jia Xu with white eyes:
"Wenhe, you're scared to death old man, I really don't know why you did this!"
Jia Xu got up and silently arched his hand, and then thoughtfully touched his chin and sat down, and the old monk next to him went to settle down......