Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Little Attack Strikes
Xu Jun fell dizzy, but fortunately, he was lucky to save his life by relying on the half-finished blood body of all souls, copper skin and iron bones.
However, a large amount of cold water poured into his throat, and he was breathless, confused, and about to drown alive, when a pair of strong arms suddenly appeared and carried him up from the deep pool.
"Poof." Strands of cold water spat out of Xu Jun's mouth, and he coughed twice, finally regaining his senses.
He slowly opened his eyes, and suddenly saw two thick lips kissing, and he was immediately shocked. As soon as I wanted to scream, my mouth was wrapped in fragrant lips and I couldn't make a sound. He struggled and pushed for a long time, and finally pushed out a behemoth in front of him.
Xu Jun gasped heavily, stared curiously at a mountain of meat in front of him and said, "Uncle, with so much strength, I almost suffocated Young Master Ben to death." Who are you, why are you kissing Master Ben. ”
The fat girl grabbed the corner of her clothes, shyly rubbed her head against Xu Jun's chest, and suddenly hugged Xu Jun and said, "People, people call a little bit." ”
"Dot?" Xu Jun looked at the figure of at least more than 300 catties in surprise, and his chin almost fell to the ground. Who came up with this name, it's too evil and powerful.
He patted his head speechlessly and said, "That little point, although you saved Young Master Ben just now, but men and women don't kiss, you better move your hand away." ”
"Don't, you're the man the dragon god gave me, you're mine."
The huge head was buried directly in Xu Jun's arms. Xu Jun said with a chill: "A little bit, Young Master Ben is overwhelmed by you." Hurry up and move your head away, or you'll wait to collect the body of Young Master Ben." ”
"Don't." Dian reluctantly raised his head, stretched out his tongue and licked the saliva at the corner of his mouth, and sat down beside Xu Jun shyly again. Xu Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief, he looked around and said, "What kind of place is this?" ”
"People don't know, people have lived here with their grandfather since they were children, and then their grandfather died, and only one person was left."
With tears in his eyes, Xu Jun hurriedly touched her forehead and comforted: "Don't be sad, your grandfather will be very happy to see you grow so fat now." ”
A little coquettish said: "You are necrotic, people are plump, not fat." ”
Xu Jun fainted and said speechlessly: "Dot, have you never left here when you are so old?" ”
"After my grandfather died, people wanted to go out and see it. But people don't have any money, so they can only pick up some food on the streets. People in the past laughed at people, and children even hit people with stones, so they came back here and never wanted to go out again. ”
"It's so unusual, how can it be because of your abundance. I'll bully you when it's full, fowl. Beasts. Xu Jun was quite angry, he hated those scum who looked down on people the most. It's not wrong to be proud, but it's not right to bully the weak. People should be proud, but they should not be arrogant.
He comforted a little and said: "You saved Young Master Ben's life, from today on, you are Young Master Ben's own sister, Young Master Ben will take care of you in the future, and never let others bully you again." ”
He muttered thick little lips and said a little unhappily: "Don't, don't be your sister, you are a man given by the dragon god, and people want you to be a father-in-law." ”
Xu Jun shivered and said, "A little bit, you have to be obedient, my brother already has a family, so I can't marry you." In this way, you stay here, and my brother promises you that when you go out, you will definitely find a good husband with strong limbs and send it. ”
"Don't." Grabbed Xu Jun's arm and said shyly, "People want two." ”
"Me." Xu Jun was full of black lines, nodded speechlessly, and immediately danced happily.
Xu Jun looked up at the sky and found that it was getting late, and it was not suitable for hurrying. In addition, his clothes were also soaked, and he needed to be dried on a fire. In desperation, he decided to stay for one night and leave tomorrow morning.
He followed Dots to two thatched huts, ready to spend the night. Although she was fat, she was not stupid, and she cultivated two plots of land behind the thatched hut and planted some sorghum and vegetables. And self-sufficient, learned to make sorghum wine and extract table salt from the soil.
Dian Dian fished two grass carp from the pool, made a pot of fish soup, and steamed a pot of sorghum noodles Wowotou, after Xu Jun dried his clothes, the two had a big meal, and then fell asleep.
On the third pole of the sun, Xu Jun sighed, slowly opened his eyes, and saw that Diandian was lying in his arms sleeping soundly, and suddenly smiled helplessly.
"Rub, no wonder Young Master Ben had a nightmare all night, I always dreamed that someone pinched Young Master Ben's neck, causing Young Master Ben to breathe."
Xu Jun gently moved his nod head out, but he couldn't bear to wake up the other party. Xu Jun likes beautiful women, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't understand the value of spiritual beauty. Dim Sum is kind and simple, far more lovely than those women who are beautiful on the outside but have hearts like snakes and fatales.
After lunch, Xu Jun took the salted fish and nest head prepared for him, said goodbye to the reluctant little bit, and walked out of the valley. He walked along a muddy path for about a day and a night, and finally saw the smoke.
However, a penny is difficult for a hero. Xu Jun is penniless now, let alone buying a horse to hurry, he just wants to find a place to sleep well and has no money to pay the bill. Although Surabaya City is not too far from Qingyang City, it takes at least ten days and half a month to travel on horseback. Xu Jun hesitated whether he would do his old job and find a restaurant to blackmail. Or simply block the road, rob a horse, and get some silver taels.
After thinking about it for a long time, Xu Jun felt that it was still fast to rob the silver. He walked out of the dense forest, came to the official road, took out the nest head and salted fish, and waited for the prey to take the bait while eating.
Xu Jun's luck was good, and soon he saw more than a dozen family members, escorting a young man on a horse and dressed as a businessman.
"I opened this road, I planted this tree, and I want to pass by from here, leaving the road to buy money."
"There are robbers, protect the young master." More than a dozen family members drew out their cross-knives and gathered in front of the young man dressed as a businessman, staring at Xu Jun coldly.
"One person dares to rob here, it's not a small courage." The young man pushed away the family in front of him, walked in front of Xu Jun with a sneer, opened the paper fan in his hand with a swipe, and fanned the cold wind.
Xu Jun snorted coldly, and his nose suddenly sniffed in the air, as if he had found something. He brought his nose close to the young man and sniffed wildly for a long time. The young man was a little frightened and said, "What do you want to do, just rob and rob, what do you smell indiscriminately?" ”
Xu Jun stared at the young man's face, and suddenly laughed proudly: "Cao, it turned out to be a female." ”
"It's nonsense, my son is a pure master."
"Don't be funny, no matter how clever your disguise technique is, you can't escape the eyes of Young Master Ben. You can change your face, but you can't hide a woman's unique body fragrance. ”
"Okay, now that you have found out the identity of this princess, then don't kneel down."
"Kneel down your sister, if you are a princess, then the young master is the Emperor of Great Qin, don't talk nonsense, and hand over the silver and horses quickly."
"Bold, daring to speak outrageously." More than a dozen of them were furious, brandished the knife in their hands and rushed up.
Xu Jun snorted disdainfully, and suddenly swung out a punch, smashing it on the long knife of a family member, and knocking the family member out with a knife.
"Stop." The young man suddenly stopped the family members from continuing their attack, and she quickly picked up the family member who had fallen to the ground and took the knife from the family's hand.
This knife is made of fine iron, and it is extremely sharp, but now the blade has been curled, and the knife body is covered with a layer of ice, and the young man's face has changed drastically: "Have you practiced horizontal kung fu?" ”
The power of the Ten Thousand Spirits Blood Body is endless, if Xu Jun can master the way of demon cultivation, then even an ordinary master will not be able to hurt him by half a point, let alone an ordinary sword.
"Little girl, she has a bit of eyesight, and if she knows each other, hand over the horses and silver quickly, this young master doesn't want to kill."
Xu Jun's face is not good, he was a street hooligan in his previous life, and now he is penniless and his true form is exposed. However, there is also a way to steal, and Xu Jun has a rule called three non-deception. 1. Don't bully women. Child. 2. Don't bully the old and weak. 3. Don't bully the poor.
If there were a group of poor people walking on the road, he would never do it.
"Okay, you want horses and silver, this princess will give it to you, but don't think that this princess is afraid of you. This princess has something important to do, otherwise you don't want to leave alive today. ”
"Grass, a dead duck has a hard mouth, when this young master is scared. The little girl is a piece, the hair has not grown, what to learn from a woman and a man, or go home early to eat. Milk. bar. ”
Xu Jun took the reins handed over by the young man, laughed wildly, jumped on the horse and drove away, leaving only the young man standing in place, his face pale.
"Leng Guard, immediately find out who this thief's surname is, my father-in-law will break his body into ten thousand pieces."
"Yes, my subordinates understand."