Section 3 The first time they met, the two fought their wits
Liu Sanbian drank tea for a moment in Master Chen's palace, and asked tentatively: "Miss Shishi, you are a celebrity of singing and dancing in Bianjing, you are born with the appearance of captivating the country and the city, and you have the power to show your strength with a smile and a smile, can we consider cooperation?" ”
Master Chen carefully chewed every word, every word of the playboy opposite, and even chewed every speech pause with her keen sense ability.
Who is Master Chen? Not only is it Xi Shi or even Sai Xi Shi in the eyes of ordinary people, but also a famous female talent, who has no teacher in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting and became famous at a young age, and countless gentlemen want to mingle in the wind and moon field, and worship under her pomegranate skirt, all of which are blocked by the high wall of her "If you can't impress me with poetry and songs", I hope to retreat from the difficulties.
Those who know her well know that the performance is relaxed and pleasant, the treble can penetrate the clouds and resound through the sky, the bass can sink to the bottom and reverberate, the rapid spin, the passion is dazzling, the man dance is gentle and graceful, the aftertaste is long, it is unforgettable, and the free play is full of witty words, and it is easy to come when you are forced to save the scene.
"Childe's poems and books are heirlooms, and after the celebrity, the wind is loved." After a polite compliment, Master Chen asked seriously, "What does Gongzi mean by cooperation?" ”
Although Liu Sanbian is not very old, after all, he also belongs to the likes of swingers, and his stubborn character of acting on the spot is due to his stubborn character, so he asked casually: "I don't know what aspects Miss hopes to cooperate with?" ”
Master Chen thought, you son, brother, don't you have a name, don't you think that this aunt and grandmother are the water-based flowers in the Fengyue Field, don't you dare to look down on your aunt's personality, and you still can't get rid of the curse of gold and jade? Thinking of this, Master Chen subconsciously sneered, okay, it doesn't hurt to tease you: "Does Childe want to cooperate in beauty, talent, or reputation?" ”
Liu Sanbian listened to Master Chen's degrading temptation. I didn't feel insulted, but I felt that it was an honor, his stubborn character was activated, and he wanted to play, and this son was accompanied! So he said with a smile: "Miss Shishi is really rich in capital and has a wide variety of varieties, which can be described as dazzling!" ”
Master Chen is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he blinked his eyes and stroked his hair with his hand: "Childe is a master of Fengyue, how can the meager capital enter your eyes?" ”
It's getting more and more interesting. Liu Sanbian smiled, looking at the peerless art treasure in front of him, if he hadn't made an appointment with his parents in advance, maybe he would have acted on the spot, moved his hands and feet, and teased you, but this time he didn't dare to do that.
Although Liu Sanbian had new contact with Master Chen, he also understood the difficulties of living a life for a woman with outstanding looks like her, and he had to be careful everywhere when dealing with it. Always care, not only to protect your personal dignity, but also to protect your own physical safety, but also not to offend your parents. It's really hard, very, very hard, and it takes an extremely good IQ and great coping skills to do it.
In order to fulfill the vow he made in front of his parents, stick to the moral bottom line of being a man. He has the same psychology as Master Chen, although Master Chen's sneer came and went quickly, it still couldn't escape Liu Sanbian's eyes. He secretly rejoiced, this Nizi is not my Liu Sanbian's moral nemesis, maybe she is really a collaborator in her life mission, so Liu Sanbian asked in a flirtatious tone: "In what aspects is Miss most willing to cooperate?" ”
"It's better to meet by chance than to have a heart." Master Chen's answer made Liu Sanbian greatly admired, "Life is like a game of war chess, officials have official roads, and people have people's roads, it can be said that anyone is the protagonist in this war chess situation, and it is also a supporting role when the protagonist of others plays a role, anyone's advantages are to help the war chess situation, and anyone's disadvantages are to highlight the advantages of others, which is called fate!" ”
I really can't imagine that this lord of the wind and the moon actually has such profound thoughts and insights, wonderful, wonderful!
Liu Sanbian was stimulated by Master Chen's high theory, and suddenly recalled the meaning of the three old Taoists on the Huang Ge tree, could it be that this stunner has also been ignited by the immortal family?
Liu Sanbian deliberately held the teacup, drank the tea in the cup dry, and when Master Chen refilled the teacup he was giving him, he created an environment without mental preparation and mental vigilance, and suddenly asked: "What kind of harmony is Miss Shi Shi most willing to have?" ”
"If the son is willing to reach a cooperation intention with the maidservant in terms of beauty, what will he want?" Master Chen asked rhetorically.
Both of them are masters of playing side balls, and they are also masters of language expression, if they were mortals, they would have been teased so much that they couldn't find the north!
Liu Sanbian looked at Master Chen's mysterious expression, and in the face of a brain teaser, he weighed, weighed, weighed, he was carefully selecting words to form an extraordinary answer, and then said calmly: "I hope to borrow all the beauty of the girl." ”
"Including the body?" Master Chen tilted his head and asked with a wink.
"Yes!" Liu Sanbian replied in the affirmative.
"You need a body?" Master Chen still maintained the posture he had just spoken.
"Needless to say!" Liu Sanbian is still very sure.
Every cell of Master Chen has been activated, and if you want to play, you will accompany you to the end: "What kind of beauty do you need?" ”
"You!" Liu Sanbian also let out a mysterious smile, "Your whole beautiful body? ”
Master Chen, who was chasing after him, seemed to be determined to exhaust his heart and ask all his questions: "What does Childe plan to ask for in terms of beauty, curvy beauty, complexion beauty, static beauty, rotating beauty, autumn wave beauty and physical beauty?" ”
"All of them!" Liu Sanchang's expression was still the same, and he emphasized, "Nothing less is missing!" ”
"Who, so greedy? Is it the emperor or the prime minister? Before I saw him, I heard his voice first, and the Baihe Fairy came in in a hurry, glaring at Liu Sanyan, "Ah, it turned out to be the little follower of the little brother, no wonder he is so domineering, it must be a fox and a fake tiger, taking advantage of the situation to bully others!" ”
"The anger that came from? It's so hard to hear! Master Chen pluckingly poked the forehead of this spicy apprentice with his jade finger.
"I've heard all your conversations."
"What do you hear?" Master Chen asked rhetorically.
"If it were usual, the master would have kicked out the brazen people a long time ago." Fairy Baihe raised her head and said, "But why is it just polite to Liu Gongzi, isn't it the same cheekiness?" ”
Liu Sanbian was not annoyed in the face of such ugly words and such an ugly face, but was more gentle: "This little girl is so cute, so cute!" ”
"You, hateful!" The Baihe Fairy gritted her teeth. She grabbed the teacup on the table, mixed it with tea, and drank wildly, as if she wanted to swallow people in one gulp, and scolded coldly, "Damn, deceive people!" ”
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Liu Sanbian put down the teacup in his hand, "How to deceive people, this is called the beautification of art, using all kinds of beauty as a carrier, expressing the content of beauty, conveying the emotion of beauty, enhancing the sense of beauty, realizing the spread of beauty, and educating people's hearts of beauty, this is a complete aesthetic education, right, girl?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Master Chen approvingly, "Young Master Liu gave us a lesson in aesthetic education, Baihe, do you remember?" ”
"I thought Childe was that kind of person." Fairy Baihe stuck out her tongue in embarrassment. (To be continued......)