Section 48 Trouble caused by extortion of huge sums of money
The leading elder brother asked the master, do you think that the county master is acting on suspicion of chasing after the wind and shadows?
"Yes, chasing the wind and shadows!" The master smiled and said in one breath, "My lord is chasing the wind, I am chasing the wind, the court is chasing the wind, my brother and his entourage are also chasing the wind, and everyone is chasing the wind!" ”
"How do you catch the wind? Tell me about it! The leader asked.
The master said to a servant, let's wait for the leader to tell the elder brother.
A servant probably had quite a big opinion about the county magistrate, and he turned his head to the superior: "Just say it, I think that adults usually do things vigorously and resolutely, but when it comes to sympathizing with subordinates, they delay again and again." ”
Another official continued: "Last time, I said that there were dozens of yellow croakers that extorted the rich man, but I don't know where they went, and now I haven't even seen a shadow. ”
The Record's retinue asked, do you all think so?
Others don't pick up. In the official train, one person laughed nonstop, which was very strange.
The leading brother asked, "Why are you laughing so much?" ”
The man couldn't straighten up with a smile, pointed to the master and the person who just said that the yellow croaker had wings and flew away, and said intermittently: "They are relatives, and the master knows best!" ”
When the master heard this, he also laughed: That's right, he is my nephew.
Speak up, talk fast! The hall was full of shouting.
The master cleared his throat and told with a clear eye.
There is no doubt that the official is the nephew of the master, just because he is too honest and kind, and he can't dig up money in the soil, and the family is so poor that he is so poor, three years ago, he listened to the words of the media concubine and wanted to find a daughter-in-law, but when he met, the woman was indeed because of a bit of beauty, once contacted. is also very decent, knows etiquette, and thinks about it day and night. The woman also promised to the master's nephew, as long as your family can marry the family, I will definitely grow old with Er Baishou and never be separated.
The master said to his nephew: "You say, what kind of trouble did you encounter at that time? ”
Just say it, and don't be ashamed! The nephew said, the parents of the female family know that they are in love, but they think that my family is poor. Asking for an excessively high dowry or meeting additional conditions.
The leading brother listened and listened, and became interested, there is such a thing, what kind of dowry do you want, list it, list it quickly, there will be this kind of thing among the people?
The master replied that there were not many of them. A pig, a sheep, a chicken, a duck. plus a silver ingot.
The leading elder brother asked the entourage of the record: "Do the math, how many ingots of official silver are worth?" ”
The recorded entourage is still drawing on paper, and the master said, not much. It's like two ingots of official silver!
"Two ingots of official silver?" The leading brother asked in astonishment.
"That's it! Even the leading brother thinks it's too outrageous! The master's nephew preemptively said angrily, "Is this something that ordinary people can afford?" Joke! ”
"No, no. Not too much, but too little! The entourage in charge of the record shook his head and said, "It's only enough for us to have a cup of tea with the leading brother!" ”
"Say it again!" Although the leading elder brother had a smile on his face, his eyes were strongly condemned, "Is there anyone who ruins the reputation of the master so much?" ”
The person who spoke knew that he was speechless, clasped his hands together at the leading brother, and spat out his long tongue.
The official who just revealed the relationship between the master and his nephew made a joke: "Two ingots of official silver buy a beautiful daughter-in-law, if the wealth needs to be transferred, I am willing to fulfill this emotional business." ”
These words are like cold water poured into boiling oil, how can there be no reason not to fry the pan!
Many officials and the entourage of the leading elder brother claimed that they were willing to complete this business, and the master's nephew was red-faced, and he lifted the whistle stick, glared at everyone, and did not know who to settle the account, and finally symbolically knocked the whistle stick of the culprit.
Okay, okay, the joke is too much, the master said. Another condition is to use my relatives in the county government to ask my nephew to find an errand in the county government, even if it is to sweep the floor. The master does everything well, he affirmed, in fact, it is not a door, this is to make the best use of people's talents, and get what they want. My nephew has solved a lot of cases over the years.
The shortcoming of the nephew is that he is straightforward and fast-talking, no, the adult said that after blackmailing a large brocade box of yellow croaker to the rich man, he distributed it to all his subordinates, so he went back that day and told his daughter-in-law about it, and the daughter-in-law said, just right, you Taishan is forty years old, you can earn back some face, so as not to be looked down upon.
"This is the master's!" One of the entourages of the leading elder brother was troubled.
"Why?" Master asked strangely.
Can you talk about this kind of thing outside, of course, you can only say it at home, right? If this is the case, how can the master know about it? The entourage of the leading elder brother reacted very quickly.
The officials began to guess. Among the random guesses, the most outrageous thing is that the master sneaked under the bed of his nephew and listened to what his nephew and his nephew's daughter-in-law said when they were doing sexual affairs.
This can make the master unbearable, he blushed and red-eared, bowed down, raised his hands, and said angrily: "What a mess, shut up!" But the day before the birthday of his nephew Taishan, he hadn't received a penny, and their husband and wife quarreled, and the neighbors all knew, how could I not know! ”
How to solve it in the end? The leading elder brother said with concern.
A servant, what else can I do, the master does good deeds, the beauty of adults, whether you do business or not, whether you do business or not, I'm afraid only God knows, and the master knows!
The master glared at the official who was joking and unbiased, and shouted: "If you talk nonsense, come with me to the squatting room later, learn a lesson, and learn to speak!" ”
The leading elder brother's suspicion of the master was lifted, and his natural attitude became extraordinarily kind, and he completely forgot that he was arraigned. Others are also extra relaxed and free.
The mouthy and joking official who was reprimanded by the master simply put the whistle stick on his shoulder, walked out of the train, bent his legs, walked like a duck, and shouted with a smile: "Don't fight, don't fight, I'm so pitiful, my ass is long, it hurts, or let you fight, get angry, hit the footboard, hit it casually, you're welcome!" ”
In addition to the master's nephew, the officials saw that the leading brother was smiling very happily, and they also joined in the funny ranks. These people are strict on weekdays, and once the ridiculous nerves are relaxed, it is difficult to be restrained.
Someone learned from the monkey, covered his eyes with his backhand and said: "Let my husband's eyes be sharp, and help the beautiful face find in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, whether there is a medicine for the longevity of your father." ”
Someone is learning to walk with a duck, and the voice of a duck is shouting: "Good girl, you rush, you rush hard, anyway, there is no fight, where do you want me to go?" ”
Someone lay on his back on the ground and begged in a begging voice: "Madam, beautiful lady, farewell, if your father is the king, I will be willing to sacrifice my heart to you for the sake of Bigan, and I will be ready to offer you a warm heart, farewell, dear!" ”
"If you want to play everyone, who is afraid of whom!" The leading elder brother said, walking into the center of the lobby, "I'll play for everyone!" ”
The leading elder brother bent his waist, his head was facing the door, and said with a smile: "Fight again, fight again, I will hit the wall!" As he spoke, he poured all his strength into it, spread his legs, and prepared to rush over.
His three entourages are nervous, but things can't come out, and they can't afford to get out! They rushed over quickly, intending to get in front of the leader. But the leading brother laughed and patted his thigh: "Come back, why are you going?" ”
The three never caught the brakes, and fell forward hard, and also bumped together, three masked faces, one holding the jaw supporting the jaw, and one rubbing his legs and limping.
The leading elder brother jumped forward, grabbed the beam on the house with one hand, and said to the master: "The detention is lifted, you go back!" ”
At this time, the four entourages of the leading elder brother all gathered under the leading elder brother, ready to weave human flesh pads at any time.
The leading brother also grabbed the beam with his other hand, fell with his strength, grabbed the beam with his legs, bent down and squatted on the beam, and then walked with a catwalk, meowing and meowing, and suddenly reached the sky above another room.
The performance of Master Chen's team is also wonderful and magical! (To be continued......)