Chapter 303: Tell You a Joke ('Flower Flower Prodigal Son' +5/5)
This MMP, Lu An must say!
Engaged in it for a long time, is he himself thinking a little too much?
Or is it that the little mystery is to comfort him and comfort him?
In short, Lu An didn't hesitate much, and chose the first optional upgrade method, the little mystery is reasonable, let it be, maybe there will really be a bright future.
At least, the system has been quite cowardly until now, whether it is a figurative mystery or instinct......
The system prompt sounded immediately, "Optional upgrade has begun, upgrade completed!"
And then it's gone.
Lu An held the little mystery and put it on his belly, one lying and the other sitting cross-legged, anyway, both of them are the kind of people who are good at forgetting, or good at deceiving themselves.
In the blink of an eye, those things that will happen later are thrown aside.
"When I go back to Shenzhen tomorrow, my mood is not very beautiful, go and scold Tang Dashao!"
The little mystery nodded again and again, "I think it's okay!"
In the reality dimension, Lu An clicked on Weibo and casually looked at the comments, private messages and messages that were about to be blown up.
Thanks to the smart mobile phone, otherwise just relying on Lu An's manual filtering, it would be exhausting!
Seeing that the topic about himself on Weibo was hot, Lu An was also a little helpless, and muttered shamelessly, "It's not my intention, it's not my intention!"
Chen Yifa and Lin Yu on the side didn't want to say anything, this is really ...... No pushing!
Lu Anxin, who was a little idle, made a move, and let the smart phone help him register a connotation paragraph ID - An Daguanren.
As for why there are thousands of Duan You, why no one preemptively registered? It is unknown, maybe no one wants to take advantage of this popularity, or maybe it was originally reserved for him Lu An.
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After the registration was successful, Lu An pondered it and posted the first paragraph.
#内涵段子#
Let me tell you a joke.
The uncle said: Young man, I'm sorry that I have bad legs.
I said, "It's fine."
Uncle said: This car looks very beautiful, isn't it cheap?
I said: Worthless aluminum shell, that is, it looks beautiful and not expensive.
Uncle said: Then I'll compensate you, a handful of green onions is not good?
I said, "Yo, then I'll earn it!" You have to ride slower the next time you ride.
In the end, when I was driving away, the uncle threw the co-pilot through the window and a handful of green onions with soil and water......
A minute passed, and no one liked the joke, no one commented, and no one forwarded it.
Thanks to Lu An, he specially equipped a picture of the co-pilot.
......
Lu An didn't care, Duan You's friends were so talented, this little paragraph was not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning.
The full text was forwarded to his Weibo, and it was accompanied by a doge emoji.
The link to the connotation of the joke and the joke itself, coupled with the vast number of fans of An Daguanren, made the comment area full of all kinds of comments.
"Yo, is BYD so awesome? Uncle is losing!"
"People are not as good as the onion series! I have never been in the passenger seat of a Bentley!"
"In other words, An Daguan makes up jokes, it's terrifying!"
"The truth upstairs, since An Daguan became a joker, that routine is vast!"
Originally, everyone thought that it was just an official who had nothing to do and made up a joke to play, but then netizens with good things sent more pictures of the scene.
Although it is a pity that Lu An himself was not photographed, only the picture of the crash was taken, which is not clear, but this is undoubtedly telling the onlookers that it is not a joke but a fact!
"I didn't expect to be so close to @安大官人!
This Weibo was quickly pushed up, which made many people envious in the front row.
The comments blew up.
"Really! people are not as good as the onion series!"
"That is, the officials of An Da said that Bentley, a worthless aluminum shell!"
"I want to say that too!"
"@宾利华夏, someone is slandering your car, saying it's not worth it!"
After a while, Bentley Huaxia Blue V bubbled, "Yes, yes, An Daguan is right." ”
Blew up by the same reply under the comment.
"This is what you Bentleys look like in front of the rich!
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After Lu An finished posting Weibo, he said, "Lost, the same paragraph, post a connotative paragraph, no one cares about it......!
Chen Yifa looked at Lu An curiously and asked, "What did you send?"
"Just the incident of being hit by the uncle's tricycle today, I specially made up a joke!" Lu An said indifferently.
Chen Yifa and Lin Yu glanced at each other, immediately took out their mobile phones, and quickly clicked on Weibo, these two female drivers will not let go of this opportunity.
"Yo, An Daguanren is trying to say that no one likes, comments, and forwards the connotation jokes?
"Am I the only one who thinks that An Daguan is asking for attention?
"I feel sorry for that green onion!" - Female streamer
"Can you bring me one with a beautiful aluminum shell?!" - Liu Fei'er
"Upstairs +1" - mx_ Wind Kite
"Upstairs +1" - Erke Chloe
"+1 upstairs" - Von Timo
"Then I'll also +1 it's okay" - more entertainment _ He Yu
A group of Internet celebrity anchors came over to comment + forward, and they occupied the popularity at once, and by the way, this Weibo was pushed to a popular search.
followed by two big stars who paid attention to Lu An, Di Lieba and Yang Mi.
"Thumbs up for the kind lad!" - Dear Di Lieba
"Applause!PS: I haven't driven a Bentley yet, can you lend me a one?"
In the end, Sister Bang also came to comment + forward.
"Heart-warming positive energy, like!" - Weibo funny ranking
Subsequently, this dynamic forwarded from the full text of the connotation paragraph to Weibo was topped by the first place on the Weibo hot search list and the first place on the Baidu Fengyun hot search list.
"A handful of green onions!"
"Bentley was knocked out of a handful of green onions. ”
Two different titles, the search index is firmly in the first place.
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Then, there is the comment of Duan You on the connotation paragraph.
After such a fermentation on Weibo, various Internet celebrities and celebrities helped spread it, and Duan friends finally discovered the connotation of An Daguanren.
They have shown their talents.
"An Daguan, you are a Bichi! Chiguoguo's show off his wealth!"
"Hmph, just like this, I'm backhanded...... A thumbs up!"
"Eye-catching, eye-catching, excessive! Anyway, I'm backhanding a ...... Stomp!"
"I don't think An Daguan is calm enough, how can this kind of thing be sent out by himself, and how should it be sent out by the traffic police or something, isn't that more lighthearted?!"
"An Daguan still cares about this kind of thing? To him, this is a joke! If it weren't for some netizens breaking it, everyone would think it was a joke!"
The connotation of the paragraph because of the flow orientation of a certain hand, is not as positive as before, the overall quality of the previous connotation of the paragraph is very good, and the talent is also very good.
Nowadays, there will always be people who like to be a keyboard warrior.
"Stupid!
"It's really enough to show off!"
So, there's always someone who doesn't like it!
Lu An was originally trying to have fun, but he was always happy tonight, and the hot topics and popular searches were all added to it.
Besides, the system has also been upgraded, and the popularity value is also vast, which is enough to wave for a while......
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In any case, this thing is a positive energy, and it is much better than the kind of person who yells at him!
The effect of Lu An's first appearance in the connotation paragraph is still very gratifying, and the attention has increased by tens of thousands all of a sudden, which is very powerful.
Chen Yifa looked at Lu An and said with a smile, "An An, have you been hit by the connotation joke?" There are a lot of people complaining over there, and you originally jumped out and gave you a chance. ”
Lu An nodded, "I'm tired!"
Lin Yu and Chen glanced at Lu An like this, and immediately laughed, "You also have today!" 8910