Chapter 3: Drinking and embarrassment
Ouyang Yu's eyes were a gray world, it was dark everywhere, Ouyang Yu walked around, but he still didn't find a little light, gradually, he lost his patience, and at this moment, he suddenly returned to real life.
Just when he was wondering, he was surprised to find that he had inexplicably entered the early stage of foundation building.
"Well, it seems that this Tsukidan is very good. Ouyang Yu lay on the bed and said with a smile.
At this time, Ouyang Yu looked down and saw that his body was full of dirty things, and the room was full of the foul smell of his own impurities.
After taking a shower, Ouyang Yu lit a cigarette and planned his future life, after all, this sudden adventure brought him a different idea.
Spit out a puff of smoke rings, Ouyang Yu said, "I might as well do business with this 100,000 yuan, I can't find a job anyway, so I won't look for it." ”
After deciding, Ouyang Yu cleaned up and walked out, he was going to go to the street to have some dinner, after all, he was not really a god, and he needed to eat to maintain his body.
Walking on the road, Ouyang Yu really wanted to try what his body looked like now.
He now feels that he is very energetic, even if he comes to a dozen or twenty big men, there is no problem.
There was a stone on the ground, about the size of a bowl, Ouyang Yu kicked it over, and at the same time shouted, "Ah, hit." ”
Just heard a "bang", and the stone was kicked to pieces.
My God, I didn't even use much force, and this stone shattered?
Ouyang Yu once again smashed a punch at a big tree next to him, but he didn't expect that this waist-like tree was punched by Ouyang Yu like this, and the tree was half of the waist in an instant.
"Hahaha, these eight or nine Xuangong are really easy to use, it is worthy of being used by Erlang God, it seems that I will have to practice diligently in the future. ”
"In the future, if I meet those people who bully me in the school, I will definitely make them look good, and if I punch them, they will be uncomfortable. ”
Unconsciously, Ouyang Yu came to a small restaurant, which is a good place for barbecue and skewers, Ouyang Yu sat down and called the waiter.
"Bring me 30 bottles of beer, 30 skewers of kidneys, 30 skewers of mutton skewers, 30 skewers of fish tofu, 30 skewers of chicken wings, let's do it first." ”
When the waiter heard this series of numbers, he was stunned, could he eat so much alone, thirty strings of kidneys, how weak he was.
But the waiter didn't say any of these words, and only laughed when he walked in.
After the dishes were all served, Ouyang Yu sent this photo, and continued: Alas, the night is long, and it is so difficult to have someone to drink with me and make strings.
At this time, the group was boiling again.
Bai Yue: Great god, let's eat together, I'm hungry.
Erlang God: Great God, my whistling dog is hungry too.
Whooling: Whew.
Sun Wukong: I'm hungry when I look at Lao Sun, how can you compensate me.
Chang'e: I'm alone in this Moon Palace, and I'm also very hungry, why don't you come with me.
Zhu Bajie: Fairy Chang'e, I'll accompany you. Then he sent a drooling emoji.
Everyone in all worlds is talking in the group, and they don't know how to share it with us.
At this time, Ouyang Yu spoke: Ahem, gods, I'll try it later.
Ouyang Yu opened his red envelope interface, and found that there was a Qiankun bag in the red envelope, and it seemed that he could put things into the Qiankun bag, and he could send out the red envelope when he sent it.
Ouyang Yu put all the food in front of the camera, and with a white light, there was only beer left on the dinner table, and these foods were all put into the Qiankun bag.
After Ouyang Yu sent out these strings, all the powers in the group were rushing for red envelopes.
Many people agreed, thank you Daxian.
More people are saying, group leader, we didn't grab it, I don't care.
Ouyang Yu really had no choice, and in the waiter's surprised eyes, he ordered three times as many of these things. At the same time, Ouyang Yu said in the group: Gods, why don't we drink in the group?
Monkey King: Yes, yes, but we don't have any wine.
Ouyang Yu said again at this time: It's okay, I'll send him a red envelope directly if he doesn't have wine.
After a heated discussion, those who participated in the war were Sun Wukong, Nezha, Bai Yue, Xiao Yan, Erlang Shen, Li Tianwang, Ye Fan, and Tu Shan Yaya.
Xiao Yan suddenly said in surprise at this time: Ye Fan Daoyou is a divine dragon.
Ye Fan: Alas, don't mention it, Ziyue has been strict recently, and you can't drink wine, alas, it's distressing.
Ouyang Yu also said at this time: Okay, let's start, let's shake the dice, I remember that you can shake the dice in WeChat, the simplest ratio of size. Questions?
The crowd replied, "No problem!"
Ouyang Yu continued: In the first round, I will sit in the village.
First of all, Sun Monkey shook a 3, and Ouyang Yu shook a 1,.
Ouyang Yu: It's really a back.
Ouyang Yu grunted a bottle of beer and sent the picture to the group.
The second one is Nezha, this little kid just drank a bottle in the first game, which made Ouyang Yu very speechless.
And so on, when it was time for Ye Fan, Ouyang Yu took out a cigarette and sent it to Ye Fan, and replied: Although this cigarette is cheap, but men, you can't be controlled by a woman, smoke, it's okay.
In the end, Tu Shan Yaya, the leader of the Tu Shan clan, is extremely good at drinking, but as soon as this beer hits her stomach, Tu Shan Yaya faints, who made her drink liquor all the time.
After a few laps, many people were almost drenched, only Ouyang Yu was barely sober, and everyone else was talking nonsense in the group.
Sun Monkey: What kind of chat god, drink with my grandson, drink.
Nezha: Dad, you're drinking, so many people are watching.
Li Tianwang: I want to drink it too, but you spread my beard.
Xiao Yan: Brother Xiao Yan is drunk, everyone continues.
I don't know who on Xiao Yan's side pressed the microphone to speak, and there was a sound of Xiao Yan spitting out from the voice, and then said: "Brother Xiao Yan still drinks, don't drink, don't drink." Xiao Yan! Come here, you don't look good at your daughter, look at your daughter, I don't know if I'm playing with that kid again. ”
Ouyang Yu thought in his heart, "Hahaha, this Xiao Yan is also a strict wife, or two, tsk, life is not easy." ”
At this moment, another voice came from Ye Fan's side: "Say, did you smoke, didn't that thing make you quit?" Why did you smoke again, and how did you drink like this!"
This is obviously the voice of Ye Fan's wife Ji Ziyue, and she is another strict wife.
Ouyang Yu saw that things were not good, and also posted in the group: Ah, I can't do it anymore, come, Brother Erlang, drink some.
After saying that, Ouyang Yu turned off WeChat, he didn't want to be scolded by the wives of these gods.