Chapter 867: The Trouble of the Grand View Garden
"You are still just harassing others, a misdemeanor, if you do it again, it will be robbing others, illegal imprisonment, plus your identity as a clean person, the crime will be increased by three degrees! I have strict laws in Anglo-Chinese, do you really want to try it!? ”
Although the appearance of the men's beauty is weak, like jade porcelain that shatters when touched, the cherry takes a small mouthful, and the words that come out are like blades, and the tone is also extraordinarily strong.
The crowd who could see clearly and hear clearly next to him suddenly heard a buzzing sound, and the whispers of "Champion Niang" came and went.
Li Xiangyu, the twenty-first year of the Holy Dao, opened women's admission to the imperial examination, this little woman won the championship in one fell swoop, and won the champion of the Ming Law Department, countless talented men in Yinghua burst into tears, and because of her birth, the voice of opposition to women's admission to the imperial examination has been rising, so that the imperial court has to regress and limit the scope of women's admission to the imperial examination. Even though Yinghua has the style of the Tang Dynasty, the foundation of masculinism still cannot be shaken by the reactionaries.
This champion lady stepped forward, everyone was not in a hurry, and they were all ready to watch a good show.
"Yo ...... Which little lady is this, the little mouth is quite tasteful, huh? Champion mother? Ha ha...... I, Li Jien, am really blessed, I will definitely give the face of the champion mother, add another hundred taels, how about spending it with me by the champion mother!? ”
The melon skin hat that claimed to be Li Jien immediately shifted the target, and the people around him reminded Li Xiangyu's identity, but he had another understanding, when will the woman get the champion? That must be the flower number of the Qinglou. Look at this champion mother, even if she is dressed in men's clothes, her beautiful appearance does not hide half a point, which makes the playboy who is used to eating meat want to rise, and he will come when he opens his mouth.
The fair-skinned cheeks were instantly covered with an angry flush, Li Xiangyu gritted her silver teeth, her eyebrows trembled, and she said hatefully: "Thinking that you are Shen Fuyang's guest, and leaving you a trace of affection, if you want to find guilt for yourself, don't blame me for being unkind!" ”
Then Li Jien should have been soaked in a honey pot in the north since he was a child, and he didn't know how thick the sky was. He still said with a shy face: "How can the champion little lady be unkind?" The law of the land? Isn't this world the greatest in gold and silver? The sky and the earth are big, and the gold and silver are the largest, isn't this what you southerners say? This is your national law, this is the law I keep, three hundred taels of gold is not enough, five hundred taels! ”
Without waiting for Li Xiangyu to respond, another person stood up from her side, still in men's clothes. Half a head taller than Li Xiangyu, with willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, heroic posture, and Li Xiangyu is actually Mei Lan. Each has its own striking style.
"Dog Tartar! What you said is right, but there is one sentence missing, gold and silver are the largest, and it has to be my Yinghua's gold and silver. Well, that's it......"
The girl picked up a coin, flicked her fingers, and threw it at Li Jien's feet with a ding, but it was a nickel coin, commonly known as a white copper coin. There are one article, five articles and ten articles, and depending on the size, it is a penny that has been treated as chicken bits and pieces.
"I'll buy you to give Sister Xiangyu a quarter of an hour of knocking!"
The girl's face was indifferent, but her tone contained a sense of non-anger and self-authority: "If you don't sell it at this time, Sister Xiangyu can't bear it, and I want you to regret being born in this world!" ”
Li Jien was stunned, and he didn't know if he was frightened by this girl's words. I was still captured by this girl's beautiful style.
The others didn't recognize the girl's origin, but in the corner of the hall, the executive manager of the Feitian Art Workshop, who had just arrived in a hurry with the security guard, was stunned, looked at the girl, and then looked at Li Xi in the corner, rolled his eyes, waved his hand at the security guard, and signaled not to show up yet.
This side of Li Shi is a headache. It's funny again. The reason why he hurriedly withdrew his hand before was not for Li Xiangyu. Xiao Xiangyu has been his clerk for three years, and he will not have any scruples about her. The fatal thing is the girl next to Li Xiangyu, who is his eldest daughter Li Kexi. This princess and Li Xiangyu are hardcore best friends, and when they are free, they will go to Jinling and hang out with Li Xiangyu, who teaches at Jinling Women's College. I don't know how these two girls have the heart to come to Daguanyuan to have fun, but Li Xi is embarrassed to bump into his daughter face to face. …,
"Li Gongzi, what are you doing here?"
The silence only lasted for a moment, and one person made a somewhat embarrassed sound, it was the giant lord Shen Fuyang who came.
"What to do? This is Hualou, of course I can only do what Hualou should do. Shen Dongjia, who is this girl? ”
Li Jien pulled Shen Fuyang and asked curiously, people like him are not blind, seeing that this girl is extraordinary, swallowing the sky, he also feels that the other party is not small. But his thief heart was blazing, and he coveted this girl again.
Shen Fuyang was full of bitterness, and the subordinates hurriedly found him and said a rough idea, he also saw Li Xiangyu, not to mention that he couldn't afford to offend this champion mother, today's events will definitely be in the newspapers, and in the face of the turbulent crusade of public opinion, he doesn't know how to end it. I knew that this Li Jien was so unbearable, so I shouldn't have brought him to Daguan Garden.
Following Li Jien's words, he turned his eyes to the girl beside Li Xiangyu, and suddenly felt that a pair of steel needles pierced into the left and right temples, and the skull seemed to be cracked.
"Big ...... Miss!? ”
He called tentatively, and the people around him who had awakened their brains also changed color, Miss? Shen Fuyang is not anyone's servant, who else can make him a servant?
Thinking of Li Xiangyu's friendship with the royal family again, everyone's eyes immediately straightened, could it be that this is the eldest princess who is commonly known as the little witch and can't marry for many years? Thinking so in my heart, the more I look at it, the more I look like it, don't say it, I am the Yan Guifei when I was young!
The breathing of the people around them relaxed, and then they looked at Shen Fuyang and Li Jien, especially Li Jien in the melon skin hat, their eyes were full of pity. Look at you domineering, look at you presumptuous, the eldest princess let go, you can't escape.
Li Kexi snorted coldly: "Uncle Shen, if you really want to protect you, a guest, let him do what I said just now!" Oh, yes......"
With a ding, she threw over another penny, "Kowtow to the girl on the stage again to make amends, and let the family nod their heads, otherwise Sister Xiangyu will also seek justice for her." ”
The two small white copper coins were lying on the translucent marble floor, not inconspicuous at all, but in Li Jien's eyes, they cut his face like knives.
Shen Fuyang looked back and said in a low voice: "Li Gongzi, admit your mistake first, and the rest of the matter is easy to discuss......"
Li Jien broke out: "Shen Fuyang! You invited me here, and that's how you spoiled me!? My godfather is Li Lianying! If you abuse me, you will abuse my godfather, and if you abuse my godfather, you will abuse the current queen mother! Don't say that the Queen Mother is unhappy, my godfather will say a word, you don't want to do business in the north! You can do it yourself! ”
"Oh hehe...... Li Lianying ......"
"Hey...... Queen Mother ......"
Li Xiangyu and Li Kexi were laughed at angrily, it turned out to be such a big character, and the surrounding spectators were also eating and laughing.
Shen Fu looked up at Li Jien. Look at the two Li girls, and then look at what is already taking notes in the crowd, it must be the guy who writes the newspaper quickly, hey, he stomped his feet and said: "Li Gongzi, you are not a capital crime, I Shen Fuyang can save your life, you can ask for more blessings." ”
He said to the two Li girls again: "Shen did not do anything properly and caused this disaster. I hope that the ...... will be punished according to law"
said this in his mouth, but said in his heart that of course the business in the north will not be cut off because of this grievance, but there will definitely be big losses. If you want to recover this loss, you have to find the General Office and the North-South Affairs Department to come forward, this favor is owed, and the West Courtyard will be implicated, so why bother.
Li Kexi rubbed his white palms and said excitedly: "Okay! Uncle Shen still understands the reason, girls, get angry first! Call this dog a Tartar! ”
With a crisp cry like a silver bell, four girls in the same men's clothes on the table rushed out. As soon as the pink fist embroidered legs came out, several subordinates around Li Jien were on the spot, and then Li Jien was surrounded by four girls, and there was a muffled sound of fluffy cracking, and the sound of bone cracking was vaguely heard, including Shen Fuyang, and everyone around was dumbfounded. …,
"You are the nine-stage masters of the Martial Arts Alliance. Don't insult my mother's true biography, hit hard! ”
Li Kexi clenched her fists, her eyes lit up and screamed, looking at her like this, if it weren't for so many outsiders, it is estimated that she would have pounced on her and beaten her.
Listening to Li Jien's screams, Li Xiangyu glanced at Li Kexi: "Just now I said that it will be punished by law, and you will break the law first." It's a crime of hurting. ”
Li Kexi pouted and said: "This dog tartar is shameless, what kind of law is he talking about!?" Besides, with Sister Xiangyu as a champion lawyer like you, you can be justified as innocent if you are guilty. ”
Li Xiangyu glanced at him again: "You, don't frame me for being the kind of evil lawyer who wantonly manipulates the law of the country!" ”
Four girls were beating people over there, and two girls were fighting over here. The spectators applauded, but Li Xi wanted to vomit blood. Why can't my eldest daughter get married? When she was young, she was eccentric and mischievous, and when she was older, she passed on her mother's style of rivers and lakes, alas......
The daughter's family is always soft-hearted, the four martial arts league nine-section masters, Yan Sanniang's Wing Chun boxing heirs for a while, then Li Jien didn't know how to break a few ribs, lying on the ground, only humming strength left, and the girls stopped.
Li Jien was still unwilling to float on his cheeks, which were almost like pigs' heads, and he swore to himself: "I am the godgrandson of the Queen Mother!" The relationship between the Queen Mother and the Holy Dao Master, don't you know? I'm equivalent to the godgrandson of the Holy Dao Master! You're done! ”
Puff......
Not only did everyone gasp and feel sad for the education that Li Jien received, but even Li Xian, who was drinking tea and clearing the fire, also sprayed tea, hey, when did you get a godgrandson? Also, that's how Ru Xi's witch climbs herself?
Li Kexi's willow eyebrows were raised, and he was almost roaring: "Auntie, I don't have your Tartar nephew, call me again!" ”
These words revealed his identity, but Li Jien didn't hear it clearly, and Shen Fuyang next to him was afraid that this guy would spit out some amazing words, and he couldn't even save his life, so he hurriedly protected him and persuaded in a low voice: "Li Gongzi, this is the eldest princess......"
Li Jien was stunned, his body trembled violently, and he didn't know whether it was pain or fear. Then there was a jaw-dropping scene, he used his hands and feet together, and crawled a few times, as if the violent beating just now did not hurt him at all.
I saw him kowtowing like a chicken pecking rice, and shouted in his mouth: "The slave doesn't know Mount Tai with his eyes, so the slave will kowtow!" ”
He crawled to the stage like a dog, kowtowed to the dancing girl who was still on the stage, and shouted as he kowtowed: "Little lady, forgive your sins!" My dog Tartar doesn't know how to be polite, I offended the little lady, damn it! ”
The dancing girl was frightened, waved her hand again and again, and Li Jien crawled towards the two Li girls again, seeing that he changed into a dog slave in an instant, Li Kexi said in disgust: "Get out!" Don't get the floor dirty! ”
Li Jien grinned and said: "Yes, the eldest princess always pities the minions, after all, it is a Li ......"
Li Kexi felt a feeling of nausea rushing to her throat, it was the first time she had seen such a cheap person, so good at climbing up the pole, she shook her hands vigorously, and said to the four attendant girls: "Later, you have to rub your hands with soap ten times, don't get dirty." ”
Li Jien was like being pardoned and was crawling out, but Li Xiangyu didn't let him go: "Pick up the money on the ground, this is to buy your head!" ”
I saw him obediently pick up the two white copper coins. Still smiling, as if he had received a great favor, Li Xiangyu said again: "This matter is not over!" Just now, you insulted a woman and harassed people, and you have to check whether you entered the country illegally, so you just wait for the announcement of the law department! ”
Hearing that there was still a prison sentence, Li Jien suddenly slumped to the ground.
Looking at Shen Fuyang on the side, Li Xiangyu snorted lightly: "Today is me with the eldest princess." In order to cure this dog Tartar, if we are not here, Shen Dong, you are afraid that you can spend money to eliminate the disaster. Maybe you're ready to spend money to get away with this guy's evil desires, right? ”…,
Shen Fuyang arched his hand and smiled bitterly: "The champion mother misunderstood, Shen may behave inappropriately outside, but he will never dare to insult the national law inside." ”
Li Xiangyu looked at him directly, and there was a thunder and lightning exchange between the two eyes, and then Li Xiangyu nodded and said, "I hope so......"
Seeing that the two girls didn't say anything to him, Shen Fuyang nodded to his subordinates, helped Li Jien, who was already paralyzed into mud, and left in a hurry.
"The eldest princess thundered and thundered, and the dog tartars were rectified, and the hearts of the people were very happy!"
"The name of the red thunder woman of the noble concubine has been passed on!"
Shen Fuyang and Li Jien disappeared. The hall was filled with applause, and a moment later there was a wave of applause.
Li Xiangyu has experienced a lot of big battles, the color is still the same, Li Kexi rarely goes out, today he showed a big face, his face was red, and he clenched his fists on all sides. Very excited. Nothing else, everyone praised her like a mother, which made her very happy.
At this time, it was obviously not good to stay here, Li Kexi and Li Xiangyu greeted the dancing girl on the stage, and beckoned their entourage to leave. As soon as he turned out of the hall, he was stopped by a person.
"My master has invited the two girls to talk about it...... Well, over there. ”
The man's cool hat covered half of his cheeks, Li Xiangyu didn't see it clearly, and secretly cleaned up an arrogant dog Tartar. What kind of character jumped out again? was about to greet his entourage to drive people away, but he saw Li Kexi's eyes straightened, and his face turned pale.
"Ge...... Grid ......"
Because he was too surprised, Li Kexi couldn't speak.
The man raised his head, revealing a plateau red cheek, and smiled: "Celestial princess." I can't even remember my name Kelsang Dunzhu. ”
He looked at Li Xiangyu again and blinked: "Li Wenwen, long time no see." ”
The two Li girls followed Gesang Dunzhu like good girls, and Li Kexi was even more depressed, without the majestic heroine just now, and read vigorously in his mouth: "It's over, it's going to be grounded." ”
Outside the hall, in a small hall suitable for private meetings, Li Xian gave his eldest daughter a violent shudder: "Little woman, you can, the senior sisters assigned by your mother are to protect your safety, not to be your minions to beat people in public and make a fortune!" ”
Li Kexi screamed miserably, covered his forehead with one hand, hugged his father's arm with the other, and said coquettishly: "The father knows how to count his daughter, that little tartar is too angry!" If my mother was here when she was young, I was afraid that one kick would break his heart! Daughter, this is gentle enough. ”
Li Xian has always been very spoiled by his daughter, and he couldn't put on a straight face anymore, so he said helplessly: "With your sister Xiangyu, the champion mother, why bother with your shots, you will be spoiled by you for a good fighting trick!" ”
Li Kexi stuck out his tongue: "I knew that my father was here, and my daughter wouldn't steal the limelight." ”
Li Shi said angrily: "Go upstairs and wait, and I'll go back to the palace with my father!" Dad still has something to talk to you Sister Xiangyu. ”
Li Kexi obediently retreated, and when he left, he gave Li Xiangyu a sympathetic look, as if the conspiracy of the two of them had been discovered by his father.
There were only Li Shi and Li Xiangyu left in the hall, and Li Shi said: "Xiao Xiangyu, be honest, pull on Kexi's dog skin, and come to this Grand View Garden, what kind of plaster are you going to sell?" ”
Li Shi was originally not going to show up, but the faint hostility between Li Xiangyu and Shen Fuyang just now made him suddenly realize that Li Xiangyu was either buried in the academy to teach, or was busy handling big cases. Now she is one of the directors of the National Court of Lawyers, and she has always advocated women's rights, and she will never come to the Grand View Garden, which is mostly a female drama for no reason, close to the Fengyue place to relax, and there must be an "ulterior" purpose here, and her daughter Li Kexi is a shield she caught.
Li Xiangyu has been away from the palace for six or seven years, and the former little girl has grown into a beautiful woman, and there is a faint sense of alienation from Li Xian. Li Xian intuitively sensed that this sense of alienation not only came from time, but also contained a sense of annoyance, as if he was dissatisfied with what he had done.
After a moment of silence, Li Xiangyu said: "Your Majesty has asked, how dare the little woman not answer?" The little woman bluntly said that she came to Daguanyuan to investigate the fact that thieves from the north and south joined forces to force Liang to become a prostitute......"
Li was moved, and the north and the south joined forces to force Liang to become a prostitute!? Still in this Grand View Garden!?