226. Learn to keep the turtle static

"What's wrong?!" Feng Yuan kissed her cheek.

"I'm coming!" The fox said dumbfoundedly.

When the fox stayed in modern times, he hated this damn aunt the most, but he didn't expect that in this era, there was such a thing as a big aunt, it seems that the big aunt really has a long history.

"Then I'll kiss you, not you." As he spoke, Feng Yuan moved his hand back from the bottom to the top, and through the clothes, he grabbed her softness and kneaded it casually.

The fox was stunned and was soon touched by him.

After kissing for a long time, Feng Yuan reluctantly got off her body.

He lay down beside her and did not speak.

The fox tidied up his clothes, leaned his head into his arms, and looked at him, "Tired, aren't you?!" Then go to sleep! I feel like you haven't slept in a long, long time! ”

Feng Yuan also leaned his head towards her, and then looked up at the sky, "I really didn't need to rest before, but when I was with you later, sometimes I felt tired doing that kind of thing." ”

"Hehe" the fox covered his mouth and laughed at him, "It must be because you are old!" ”

"Speaking of which, I'm a lot older than you!"

Although Feng Yuan didn't want to admit it, it was not true that their age difference was almost two rounds.

The fox folded his fingers and counted, "I'm almost 10,000 years old this year, and you're 30,000 years old, which is quite a lot!" ”

The fox was dumb and couldn't even be counted, if it was a normal age, if she was twenty years old, wouldn't Feng Yuan be sixty-sixty years old?! That's enough age to be her uncle! Thinking that he was flirting with his uncle's people just now, the fox was disgusted by himself.

Feng Yuan saw that her mouth was wide open, and she knew that she must not have anything too normal in her mind.

"Actually, you can't say that. First of all, it's not right for you to compare your age to me. "Feng Yuan has words.

"What's wrong?! Am you human, I'm not human?! Oh no, I'm human, you're not human! Bah, I said it wrong! We are not human, we are immortals and demons! "The fox was so stunned that he was almost dizzy.

Feng Yuan reached out and put his hands on the sides of her head, signaling her to stop thinking wildly.

He continued, "To put it simply, let's say you can live to be 50,000 years old, but I may live to be 100,000 years old, so my current age is nothing compared to 100,000 years old, and I said that I may live more than 30,000 years old!" So, you get the idea?! ”

The fox nodded dumbly, "Understood." So you mean I can only live to be 50,000 years old, I can't live you, I'm going to die before you, and then when I'm dead, you're likely to meet other women and do to other women what you just did to me?! ”

"You know, that's not what I meant!" Feng Yuan knew that the more strict she was about what she said to her, the more she would take advantage of it.

"Humph! I don't care if that's what you mean?! Anyway, what you just said is deeply engraved in my mind! ”

Feng Yuan saw that she was not in a good state and wanted to reach out and hug her into his arms, but the fox was dumb and pushed him away.

"Woo - I'm going to die in front of Feng Yuan, Feng Yuan is going to live much longer than a turtle!"

Feng was willing to beg for mercy, "Okay, it's all my fault, I shouldn't make an analogy." We'll all live long and long lives until we grow old together. ”

"Are you going to get old?! Don't you want to die with me?! The fox broke his head out of his arms and looked at him with an extremely aggrieved look.

"Oh oh oh" Feng Yuan pressed her head back into her arms again, "We are going to die together!" ”

"That's pretty much it!" The fox finally had a smile on his dumbfounded face.

But this time the topic of how long she can live failed to erase it from her heart, and then after the fox went back, she immediately made a decision - if she can lie down in the future, she will never sit, and if she can sit, she will try not to stand.

She plans to learn the secret of the tortoise's longevity, to make her body static all the time, and to hell with the phrase "life is in motion" that she has heard somewhere!

So when the maid asked her to eat, but she was still lying on the bed silently, the maid thought that her voice was too quiet, and she must not have heard it, so she deliberately raised her voice and yelled at her eardrums.

"Auntie, it's time to eat! Today I made your favorite sauerkraut fish! ”

Usually when the fox heard that there was this dish on the dinner table, she ran away with a smear of oil on the soles of her feet, but today she was-

"Niuniu, you tell my father, I won't eat with him at noon today, I'm going to eat in the room!"

"Oh, I see. Then I'll help my aunt get up first! With that, Niuniu walked to the side of the bed and stretched out her hand to help the fox to stand up.

"Don't move me!" The fox suddenly stretched out his hand to stop her, "I don't want to get up, it's a waste of my physical energy, I'll just lie down and eat." ”

"Eat lying down?!" Niuniu thought she had heard it wrong, but seeing that she couldn't get up from death, even if she couldn't figure it out, she could only go with her.

went to convey her words to Huzun, and Niuniu came to her with a meal.

"Okay, just put it on the edge of the bed, I'll eat it myself!"

"Auntie, are you sure it's convenient for you to eat lying down?!" Are you sure you won't eat it in your nose?!

"You don't have to worry about that."

Then the fox really stretched out his right hand, took the spoon, filled a mouthful of rice, and sent it to his mouth.

Fortunately, the first bite of the meal was quite smooth, and then the second bite was a piece of diced meat, which was also barely smooth, and after picking up a small half bowl of rice, the fox wanted to try to drink the soup, but found that his throat was suddenly blocked.

She couldn't help coughing, and her hands shook, and as a result, the soup in the spoon was all turned over to the quilt.

The fox was so stupid that she wanted to scold the street, but Niuniu on the side looked at her with a look of "It's none of my business, you have to lie down and eat".

The fox told sΓΉ that she had to endure it, it was just an accident, and if she tried it twice, it should be much better, but when she tried it for the second time, her arm moved, and the whole bowl of soup was turned over.

At this moment, the fox was completely uncalm, and yelled with a sad face, "Woo, people just want to lie down and eat, why is it so difficult?!" ”

Niu Niu covered her mouth and snickered on the side.

At this time, the fox knocked on the door and came in.

Before the meal, Niuniu said that she wanted to stay in her room to eat, and Huzun felt a little strange, so after eating, he rushed back to see her.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw a mess sitting on the bed in a daze, next to him was a mess, he frowned slightly, and asked Niuniu on the side, "What's wrong with your aunt?!" Didn't you say eating?! How did you get into bed?! And what's going on on this bed?! ”

――The fox is really weird, there is wood?!