Chapter 154: The Battle of the Capital (10)
Emperors usually go to court at the end of the day, that is, around five o'clock, although the sixth emperor of Great Qin, Qin Batian, has not been in the early court for a long time, but the rules cannot be changed. The eunuch on duty in the palace on the morning shift got up from the bed just after the end of the day.
However, Xu Jun doesn't have the habit of getting up early, he is a night owl, he can't sleep at night, and he can't wake up during the day. He slept with his head covered and slept until three o'clock in the morning, when he woke up in a daze.
Xiao Lizi sighed and knocked on the door of Xu Jun's chamber: "Father-in-law Xu, get up, today I will lead you to Princess Mingzhu"
Xu Jun stretched his waist and said, "What's the hurry, it's just noon, and I haven't eaten lunch yet." ”
Xiao Lizi almost fainted, what kind of person is this, what kind of place do you think of the palace. He then knocked on the door and said, "Grandpa Xu, Grandpa Zhao ordered me to take you to Princess Mingzhu no matter what, hurry up." ”
The eunuchs who newly enter the palace are generally bullied by the old eunuchs, such as acupuncture, stake popping chrysanthemums, drinking urine, etc., which can be described as varied. However, Xiao Lizi's attitude towards Xu Jun was respectful, as if he was very afraid of Xu Jun. Of course, this has something to do with Zhao Gonggong's instructions, but the most important thing is that Xiao Lizi's eyes are very poisonous.
On the first day Xu Jun entered the palace, Xiao Lizi sensed a trace of fear in Zhao Gonggong's eyes. Although he didn't understand that Gonggong Zhao was so powerful, how could he be afraid of such a young man who looked like a fool and was full of scoundrel habits, but he wisely chose to shut up. If you want to live a long life, you must learn to shut up.
"Got it, don't call it a soul, wait for Lao Tzu to wash his face."
Xu Jun sighed, the palace is really not a place for people to stay, no wonder people who stay in the palace, after a long time, will be deliberately fighting for power and profit, because it is too boring. You always have to find something to do to prove that you are alive. Of course, people fight with each other, and they are endlessly happy, and they are addicted to fighting.
Xu Jun slowly got up from the bed, scooped up two scoops of water, washed up, changed into a set of eunuch clothes, and walked out of the door.
Xiao Lizi is not very old, and he is sixteen or seventeen years old. He was white and clean, he was clean at the age of thirteen, and he was bullied when he first entered the palace, but fortunately he was good at observing words and feelings, and finally gained a foothold in the palace. He led Xu Jun through the back garden, turned six corners, and came to the dormitory where Princess Mingzhu lived.
"Father-in-law Xu, the master of Mingzhu is still young and a little naughty. Take care of yourself. ”
Xu Jun snorted coldly, and said with disdain on his face: "It's just a little girl, I have my own measure."
Xiao Lizi's face turned pale in an instant and said, "Father-in-law Xu, we are slaves." You must call the princess master in your mouth, even when there is no one, you can't change your mouth. Many eunuchs just spoke disrespectfully to their masters, and they were heard informing. Brutally killed with a rod. Grandpa Xu's words are just said in front of me, don't let people hear them. ”
Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, although Xu Jun didn't want to listen to Xiao Lizi's words. But after all, it's a piece of kindness. He didn't care about the palace rules. Dog. Fart rules, all rules are based on force, so that they have deterrent effect. If his fist is big enough, the rules are just a fart, not worth mentioning.
In the last life of the rule of law world, he dared to be lawless with a kitchen knife and do whatever he wanted, not to mention that now he is in troubled times, and his martial arts are world-famous. His idea is very simple, find Xiao Yu'er, leave the palace immediately, and do other things. It's a big deal, the fish is dead, the net is broken, and a bloody way to leave.
A little eunuch suddenly fell from the sky, and fell to the ground solidly, his limbs touching the ground, and his head was bleeding. Xiao Lizi was stunned for a moment, then stepped forward to help the little eunuch and said, "Little Guizi, what's wrong with you?" ”
Xiao Guizi wept bitterly and said, "The princess is studying flying, forcing us to fly down from the roof to show her. ”
Xiao Lizi gasped, and said with a pale face: "That Father-in-law Xu, I still have important things to do, can you meet the princess by yourself." ”
"You go, I'll go in and see the princess myself." Xiao Guizi also go, go and bandage the wound. ”
Xiao Lizi bit his lip and said: "Xiao Guizi can't go, as a minion, the master didn't speak, no matter how injured he is, even if he dies, he can't leave." ”
"I said let him go, and he can go, and I will explain to the princess, no need to say more."
As soon as Xiao Li Zi wanted to refute, a terrifying murderous aura suddenly rose from Xu Jun's body, overwhelming. Xiao Lizi's legs trembled, and he almost knelt down for Xu Jun.
In fact, human beings, like animals, have sentient sense. Xu Jun kills people like hemp, and his momentum naturally contains a kind of violent and bloody cruelty, Xiao Lizi is just a little eunuch, where have he seen this kind of formation. He hurriedly dragged Xiao Guizi away in a panic, anyway, a dead bald donkey is not a poor road, what Xu Jun wants to do has nothing to do with him, as long as he doesn't bother him.
Xu Jun walked into Princess Mingzhu's residence with an expressionless face, and as soon as he entered, he saw a little girl with a nai voice, two whips, and an extremely handsome little girl, pinching her waist and reprimanding loudly: "It's not fun, it's not fun at all." You bunch of waste, you can't even fly, what's the use of raising you. ”
In front of the princess, the palace maid and the eunuch who knelt on the ground, Xu Jun frowned, and he didn't kneel or stand on his knees. The boy had gold under his knees, and asking him to kneel down for a twelve-year-old girl was not only an insult to his self-esteem, but also to his intelligence and professionalism. Anyway, he is also a master of pickling girls, and he can't even clean up a twelve-year-old girl, which is too damaging to his image.
The princess's mother, Mama Hu, said angrily: "Where did you come from to be a bold minion, why didn't you kneel when you saw the princess?" ”
"Whether I kneel or not, the princess has not yet spoken, what are you, what qualifications do you have to teach me."
"You" Mama Hu trembled with anger, she has a noble status and a noble status, she is half of Princess Mingzhu's mother, where can anyone dare to talk to her like this.
The princess stared at Xu Jun curiously, but did not say anything. She is still young and has never slept at heart, and when she suddenly sees such a strange subordinate, she will inevitably be a little curious. However, if Xu Jun can't make her happy next, the end will definitely be very miserable.
"It's the other way around, there is such a bold minion, guard, guard, someone came to pull this minion out and slap his mouth."
Mama Hu was fierce, and two heavily armed guards rushed into the hall and rushed towards Xu Jun viciously, Xu Jun was not shocked and said: "The princess wants to see people fly, then I will show the princess." ”
Xu Jun unleashed a thousand phantom shadows. Suddenly went around to Mama Hu's back, grabbed Mama Hu's collar and rushed out of the house, with a force on his feet, the whole person flew in mid-air, carrying Mama Hu to fly in the air.
Mama Hu was so frightened that she screamed and shouted for help, but the Thousand Illusion Demon Shadow was the first light skill of the Demon Gate, and the two guards couldn't catch up at all.
"Hehe, fun, fun. This princess will also fly."
Princess Mingzhu clapped her palms and laughed, while the palace maids and eunuchs kneeling on the ground opened their mouths wide and their jaws almost fell to the ground. What's the situation, when did there be such a eunuch in the palace who didn't understand the rules, it was really unusual. However, why do they feel so relieved, now they are finally safe.
Xu Jun landed on the ground and threw Mama Hu on the ground. It's like throwing a bag of garbage. Mama Hu sat on the ground and cried, her pants were wet and said: "Princess, the old slave is loyal to the princess, and the princess wants to be the master of the old slave." ”
Hades is so good that the little ghost is hard to pick. However, Xu Jun believes that the princess will not get along with him. The palace system is strict and there are many rules, except for Xu Jun. No one dares to do anything light here. Because once the emperor is alarmed, it is a big crime to punish the nine clans. But others didn't dare Xu Jun, he was not afraid of the princess's curiosity. Naughty and ignorant, I am afraid that the princess will be too mature and become a cunning woman like Princess Crescent, then it will be difficult to deal with.
"Mama Hu, you go down first, this princess has her own measure. You minions should also go down, this princess wants to talk to this father-in-law alone. ”
The palace maid and eunuch who knelt on the ground hurriedly left like amnesty, leaving Mama Hu unrelentingly: "But the old slave"
"Mama Hu, don't you even listen to what this princess says. Just now you called the guards in without authorization, and this princess thinks that you are the protector of the lord, and she is loyal, and she doesn't care about you, and she doesn't want to get an inch. ”
Mama Hu's face was shocked, and she knelt on the ground tremblingly and kowtowed: "The princess is angry, the old slave knows that she is wrong." ”
Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger, the palace is like a cursed hell, people born and raised here, the concept of family affection is extremely weak, for the sake of power, brothers can turn against each other, swords and soldiers meet each other, what is a nai mother. Of course, Princess Mingzhu didn't mean to hurt Mama Hu, she just finally met a fun subordinate and didn't want Mama Hu to destroy it.
"What's your name, you're not a little daring, you just came and dared to bully this princess's nai mother, if it weren't for the good looks of you, this princess would have to drag you out and cut off your head."
The phrase that people should not look like is actually pure nonsense, people are sensory animals, how can they be indifferent. The same trick, the handsome guy is easy to use, if you change to a pig brother, I'm afraid you will be called rude. The handsome boy is very pleasing to the little girl, if he is replaced by a man with a roe deer's head and a rat eye, then no matter how he flies, the princess will definitely be furious and ordered someone to drag him out and cut it.
"My surname is Xu, you can call me Xiao Xu when there are people. When no one is around, you can call me Brother Xu. ”
"You are so bold, you dare to take advantage of this princess, but this princess likes it, you slave is quite interesting, this princess orders you, teach this princess how to fly."
"The princess is so studious, she wants to learn light skills, but why should I teach you, brother?"
"Hmph, although you are very interesting, don't go too far, don't think that Princess Ben won't kill you, believe it or not, Princess Ben will immediately call the guards in and arrest you and behead you."
"Hahaha little girl, you should learn to be smarter. You and I are only ten paces away, and within this distance, I can kill you lightly. Even if the world's number one master makes a move, he can't save you. ”
"You, what do you want to do? Don't come here, otherwise my father-in-law will shout for help" Princess Mingzhu's face changed, and she suddenly realized that she had made a mistake, that is, she was too self-righteous.
She saw a kind of indifference, disdainful indifference in Xu Jun's eyes. She once thought that she was the sky, except for her father and brother, everyone in the world had to let her, but after seeing Xu Jun, she realized that in the eyes of some people, she was nothing.
Xu Jun made a booing gesture and said, "Don't be afraid, in fact, I came to you because I like you, and I won't hurt you." ”
Children want to deceive, especially little girls, and they have to be coaxed and deceived. Of course, if the appearance is too vicious and annoying, chasing the little girl in this way will only backfire. If it was replaced by another princess, Xu Jun really wouldn't dare to be so rampant, but when dealing with a little girl, the more mysterious and rampant he is, the more curious and fascinated Princess Mingzhu will be.
"You, have you seen this princess, don't you want to see that this princess is young and wants to deceive this princess."
Usually when a woman says this, it means that she is already moved. If a woman's words are listened to in reverse, she will lose if she is serious. However, Xu Jun has a sense of guilt, and it is too much to deceive the little girl. But if he wants to do whatever he wants in the palace, then he must find an obedient backer. Sooner or later, the little girl will grow up to be a woman, so let him be the bad man who makes the girl grow up.
He put on an affectionate face and said: "I have long heard that Princess Mingzhu is beautiful and moving, pure and refined, and she really deserves her reputation when I see it today." When I was a child, I also wanted to fly like birds, this is the expression of intelligent people, we are a kind of human being, destined to meet. ”
Princess Mingzhu's face turned red, and she said angrily: "You, you are really shameless, this princess is still young, you actually said this to this princess." Besides, you are a father-in-law, how can you marry a wife and have children? ”
"Wipe" Xu Jun was full of black lines and almost vomited blood. How did he forget that there was still this stubble, he was a eunuch, what kind of crush did he play and fell in love at first sight! (To be continued......) R1292