Chapter 113: The Pit Viper's Theory of War
Michizo Saito, the "pit viper of Minokoku", was surprised to receive the news of the death of Masahide Hirate two months later.
Well, the big cat of Owari Kuni is dead, and now the old fox of Masahide Hirate is gone, and the Oda family is now in chaos. This is the idea of the "pit viper of Minokoku" Saito Michisanshin.
Michizo Saito, the 'pit viper of Mino Province', was half-lying in the Senjodai Hall of Inabayama Castle in Mino Province, and his wife from the Akechi family was massaging his shoulders.
"Hehe, woman, what a useless thing!" Michizo Saito muttered to himself in his usual sneering manner.
"Huh? What are you talking about? The wise lady, who was sitting behind him and massaging him, asked in surprise.
"I'm talking about women. As long as you let a man hug him once, he will treat this man as the first man in this book. But before I hugged it, I didn't know what I was thinking. Moreover, when he said it, he was even more straightforward, haha......" Michizo Saito laughed with disdain on his face.
"Great Hall, you're making fun of me." Behind him, Mrs. Akechi unwillingly increased her strength and squeezed Saito Michizo's shoulder fiercely.
"No, I'm talking about women...... Well, although you are also a woman. However, you are already an old woman, and what I said has nothing to do with you at all. I'm really talking about your daughter, Anon. Michizo Saito patted his hands on the shoulders and continued to smile smugly.
(Wang Tianxie rolled his eyes and sneered: Well, if you find out that your baby daughter and my family's violent overage pseudo-Lori have become best friends, it is impossible for the two to hug each other at all...... Hey...... It's going to be crazy...... Hey...... Just thinking about it makes me think it's fun! )
“…… You're talking about our daughter who married into Owari Province...... What's wrong with her? There was some reproach on Madame Wise's face.
After all, any woman in this world, even if she has really become an old grandmother and is called "old woman" to her face, will definitely not be happy, right?
"Hey, hey, hey, the ninja sent information, she loves that Owari Kunida stupid melon very much!" Michizo Saito, the pit viper, seemed to have heard some very funny joke, and his face was full of ridicule.
"Hahaha...... yes, the two of them get along very well, and that's a good thing. "As a mother, of course, I hope that my daughter can live happily after she marries. Therefore, the wise lady looked very comforted on her face.
"Stupid! That's a foolish idea! Hey...... Your right hand, push harder, yes, yes, I'm very sore over there. "Michizo Saito, the 'pit viper of Mino Province', first scolded twice very excitedly, and then began to arouse his main wife.
Hmph, you actually said that the old lady was stupid, and that the old lady was an old woman! It's just unbearable, I pinch, I pinch, I pinch......
Although Mrs. Wise didn't say anything out of the virtue of a woman, the anger in her heart was not ordinary. Therefore, she pinched the part that her husband said.
It's a pity......
"Oh...... Oh...... Oh yes...... This is it, yes, yes...... It's ...... here", what she got in exchange was the repeated praise of "the pit viper of the Minong Country", and she couldn't help but shout out "Oh yes......"!
"Speaking of which, you are the same, after being hugged by a man, you will immediately treat him desperately and desperately. Thus being played with by men between applause, deceived by men, a woman's career, maybe that's it, haha......" Saito Michizo laughed, his whole body was so comfortable, as if his bones were crispy.
"Ah, Lord, please don't make such a serious joke...... "Lady Wise looked at her husband with a very contemptuous gaze.
"By the way, the letter that Anon sent back a few days ago said that Owari Kuni's Hirate Masahide died, is it true?" Madame Wise suddenly remembered this and asked.
"Of course it's true! Haha, even the old guy Zhengxiu thought that the big fool was hopeless, so he had to commit suicide by seppuku. Ha ha! This man is quite calculating, and he doesn't want to see that big fool look downcast in the future, so he thinks it's better to die sooner. Ha ha! He must have thought so. ”
Saito Michizo, the pit viper, looked with contempt in the direction of Nakono Castle in the distant four prefectures of Owari Province, and thought very viciously, with a sneering look on his face that was even more intense than before.
"Ah, did you commit suicide because of this kind of thing?" Mrs. Wise asked, puzzled.
"Well, this kind of death is the best embodiment of the samurai spirit. It's a pity, in theory, this is already quite humiliating, and the old thing of Pingshou Zhengxiu has no expectations for that big fool with an empty head. It's just that it seems that the daughter you gave birth to doesn't think so, and she also said that she wants to help her husband kill me, haha! ”
You can feel that Saito Michizo, the "pit viper of Minokoku", is very comfortable in his heart, as if he has already won. So, this person, don't be arrogant, arrogance is not good, self-esteem will take your life.
"Well, at first I thought that Ah Nong would be a clever and clever girl, but in her letters to me lately, every time she mentioned that big fool, she said that he would become a great man, and that he would become the first general of the book in the future. You see, isn't she crazy to love that big stupid melon? Saito Michizo said disdainfully.
"Then you're saying that our Anon has the wrong vision?" Mrs. Wise was a little dissatisfied, no matter what, Nong was also her daughter.
"Hehe, you ask me, how do I know! But this is not possible! Well, I'm not going to enjoy the flowers anymore this year, so I'll use the time to go to war. Michimichi Saito spoke to himself in three amazing words.
It's just that his words scared Mrs. Wise away.
"You're going to attack Owari Province?" Mrs. Wise didn't know what to say.
"Hehe, I married my daughter in order to make Owari Kingdom chaotic. Now, haha...... Although not the person I wanted to kill died. But it's even better, haha......" Michizo Saito laughed as he slapped his knee.
"Report! Two adults, Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon, came to meet the main hall. Just then, the voice of a maid sounded outside the door.
"Let them in." Michizo Saito straightened his body and carefully tidied up his collar, which was a little messy from the massage, before shouting.
Mrs. Wise also adjusted her breath, and showed a proud posture, sitting decently behind her husband.
"My lord, we have done what you told us to do, and now everything is ready." After Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon came in, they all said in unison.
"Very good, in this way, the big stupid melon of Owari Province will definitely come to Tomita." Michizo Saito nodded in satisfaction.
"Yes, my lord, I wonder if he will move to Inabayama Castle to live." Inoko Hyosuke flatteringly flattered Saito Michizo.
"Oh? He believed in me so much! Ha ha...... This proves that the head of the big fool is indeed empty! Saito Michizo laughed, and his flattery to Inoko Hyosuke was very useful.
"If I call that big fool to Inabayama Castle, my stupid son-in-law might come back. However, my bad daughter will not let that big fool come over, because she is not stupid. So, just call him to Tomita. Yes, Shotokuji Temple in Tomita is the best place to be. Hahaha......" Michizo Saito laughed to himself, as if he was the only one in Senjodai.
Mrs. Akechi, Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon were also very acquainted and silent, leaving the pit viper there alone.
"With Zuo, since you are ready, hurry up and call Taoist Sun Balang to come over. In the early morning of April 5th, we greeted my son-in-law at Zhengde Temple. Ha ha...... This will be our first official meeting, and we must not be negligent, we must be completely prepared, preferably with a few thousand people around, you know......"
Saito Michizo did so, his tone was very serious, and he endlessly "the breath of the king", endlessly impacting the two people who were kneeling in front of him, Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon.
"Also, this matter, except for the Taoist Sun Hachiro, must not be leaked to anyone else." Michizo Saito was very satisfied with the reactions of Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon.
"Now that I understand, let's go and invite the Taoist." Muramatsu and Saemon replied.
Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon retreated, and the entire Senjodai main hall was once again left with Saito Michizo and Mrs. Akechi.
"Hahaha...... War is to seize the opponent's weak points, attack them like a bamboo, and win by riding the wind and waves. Since you were born in this troubled world of the Warring States, you must pay attention to the weaknesses of the other party, and not let the other party see your own weaknesses. It's just that simple, hahaha......"
Michizo Saito stood up, his hands slightly facing the sky, his eyes looking in the direction of Nakono Castle again, roaring wildly.
At this moment, Saito Michizo's chief family, the old Taoist Sun Hachiro, also came to Senjodai.
The instructions of Saito Michizo, the "pit viper of Minokoku", to Sun Hachiro are very different from the instructions to Inoko Hyosuke, Muramatsu and Saemon.
His order to the Taoist Sun Hachiro was to order the other party to lead an army of 3,000 to attack Owari Province directly when the son-in-law of Owari Province came to Zhengtokuji Temple.
Of course, all this was done in secret, and only two people knew the specific attack policy, Saito Michizo and Taoist Sun Hachiro.