Qin people are straightforward. I didn't know what happened when I was arrested, but when I heard that it was a splash of ashes, and the sesame seeds were a little bigger, the woman looked up and said, "It's me." Your Excellency! It's a big fart, wouldn't it be enough to shout twice? This is a rage to arrest us and compare others, and the neighbors still think that we have violated the Dafa by comparing people? You're holding back your pee, aren't you? ”

At that time, the government had just been built. Officials are also mostly selected from among the locals. Gongsun Ying's change made it easy to become an official. Yesterday you were still a buddy, and today you have made a meritorious service and been knighted, and the official uniform will be put on your body. Therefore, the officials at that time did not have a shelf, let alone any majesty? If it weren't for the government's mansion, the leaders of the Qianqian would have met these magistrates outside, and no one would have given them a salute or a hello or anything, so the woman and the officials would have spoken very casually.

But where can this official eat? Is this in front of the highest officials? These neighbors are too faceless to give him. Not to mention the foul-mouthed and foul-toothed ones, he also insulted the local officials in front of the highest officials of the Qin State. Thinking of this, in order to leave a good impression of a capable official in front of the great master, the official slapped the case and said: "Shut up for me!" You sour peach, clean your mouth! I'm here at the East City Office, not on the street? Does the government understand? ”

But this clerk's kind reminder, where does this woman know? I only know that this official has ignored the feelings of the neighbors, in order to leave a good impression in front of his boss, since he came to teach her a lesson? Pose in front of her. As soon as she thought about it, the woman grabbed the words and ridiculed the officer: "I said Ermaozi, you became a fart official, and you put up a fight in front of your mother?" Fart! A few years ago, I secretly touched your mother's tits. I think your wife is not clean today? You forgot? Before you became a soldier on a dog day, you were still dragging your snot, crying and shouting, begging your mother, I kissed you before leaving. Don't you think the old lady is clean today? I'm cāo! ”

As soon as the commissioner heard this, he pulled it down with her again, and the guy who ate was finished, so he turned to the topic and shouted, "Sour peach, I'll ask you again!" After you poured ashes, not only did you not apologize, but you also laughed and scolded the guests! Isn't it? ”

The woman was honest and immediately returned: "Yes! What's ......?"

The agent was afraid that the woman would be pulled aside again, so he grabbed the words and asked, "You are waiting for you to be protected, why don't you stop, persuade or report to the official?" Someone's coming! ”

When the people were asked by the commissioner, they were extremely unconvinced. Nabi Chang didn't wait for the official to ask, and shouted directly: "Slow down! Ermaozi! You ......"

When the official heard this, even the chief called him by his nickname, and he shouted angrily, "Shut up." Don't shout! ”

This Bichang not only did not shut up, but reprimanded the official with confidence: "What? Oh good! I don't shout. Your Excellency! Second uncle, I won't encounter this kind of one day. Didn't I get dusted by your mother yesterday? Was you also laughed and scolded by your mother? Then why didn't you lock your mother in yesterday? You don't have a proclamation in this official office? If your government doesn't tell us, how do we know that it is wrong to splash dust on the streets, and we can't do it? ”

Before Bichang's words were finished, Sour Peach picked up his mouth again: "His second uncle!" How can Ermaozi be blamed for this? Oh, it's the commissioner. It's only to blame these rare and weird bosses. This is in our place, when the street is splashed with dust, that's. Okay, count me as offending the three! Go out, you three pour three pots of ash on my sour peaches! Laugh at the sour peaches again and scold the sour peaches, okay? Why do you want my stinky mouth to itch? ”

After hearing this, the commissioner also felt that the idea of sour peaches was okay, so he looked at Gongsun Martingale with his eyes to ask for advice!

Who knew that Da Shangzao had a dark face, pursed his lips and kept silent. Look at the Guardian again. The faces of the two guards were even more fierce than those of the Great Lord. The commissioner thought about it, this is more than a person. You're a sour peach, so I'll hold it up. Thinking of this, the official said in a deep voice: "Sour peach, shut up!" I'm the commissioner, and I only do what I say. Listen up! The incident of splashing ashes was found to be true in court. The person who threw the ashes confessed correctly. The verdict of the officials of the East City Department is as follows: The person who splashed the ashes, Sour Peaches, is the main offender, and he will be sentenced to 20 strokes of the cane. If the people did not persuade or report to the officials, they sat together according to the law, and were punished with ten strokes of the cane, and they were executed in court. Come! ”

Before the sergeant of the officer came up, the crowd shouted that they had been wronged. The chief of the security guard stood up in anger and shouted, "You bastard! It's a shame that your dad you out! What benefits have guests given you? Just because you poured a little dust, you will be able to protect people with ten rods? Why are you? Which one do you rely on? Don't you find out the rules and show us? We'll go to the great place to sue you! ”

The commissioner panicked, and then glanced at Da Shangzao again. But as soon as he met the majestic gaze of Da Shangzao, he hurriedly turned his face and roared boldly: "Bold! How dare you make a noise in court? Ten rods! ”

When the second uncle heard this, he was even more annoyed, and shouted: "You kid is the opposite, and you forgot the root when you wear an official uniform?" Eight years ago, when Lao Tzu was the head of the Ketou Army, you were still stealing food on the street on dog days. It's not Lao Tzu who took you to join the army, you are a fart officer! ”

"You! You! You! The clerk was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Only then did Gongsun Ying speak and help this official relieve the siege: "Although you took him to the army, he should be grateful to you." If you are his second uncle, he should respect you. But these are private feelings. He is now an officer, and it was given to him by the Duke of Qin when he saw that he had made military merits. He's in the office now, so he can't get involved in personal affairs. At this time, you are not his second uncle, nor his benefactor, but the head of the Qian, under his jurisdiction, so you have to obey his control and accept his punishment. ”

The chief of the security guard was not convinced, and retorted: "To put it lightly, you can try twenty canes for no reason?" Of course you speak for this bastard. But I'm not convinced by this bastard. Sue him too! I sue you, guest! I'm coming back from the Kotou Army. Do you know the head army? It was a daredevil's army built by the Great Shangzao himself. When I was the head of the army, I heard us teach us many times: 'Everything you do must follow the laws of Qin.' As long as there is nothing to do according to the law, no one can listen to it. 'Why, do you think you can beat us up if you buy Ermaozi?' No way. We have the great mastery, and we have the support of the biggest official of the Qin State. I'll drag Ermaozi to the Tsukasa Mansion to judge! Ask Lord Dashangzao: Which Qin law staff does Ermaozi rely on me? The big master said that the cane, I don't say a word compared to people, strip and undress to make Ermao cane enough. Ermaozi, are you scared? Don't squeeze your eyebrows with Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu has to drag you to see the great creation. ”