[Chapter Word Count:3222 Last Updated:2015-04-3008:57:26.0]

The silence of the entire hall could be heard even when a needle fell to the ground, Xiao Yu coughed dissatisfiedly, and Wang Tao came to his senses, hugged his fist at Qin Baichuan, and sneered: "Wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful!" The article is natural, and the luck of the Qin Baichuan brothers is really good. ”

"Luck?" Qin Baichuan rolled his eyes, what joke had Lao Tzu never seen when he was learning cross talk, and he dared to show off this little trick in front of his brother?

"Isn't it?" Wang Tao didn't believe that this stinky storyteller could have any ability, as for those rumors that he defeated the talent, it can only show that those people are straw bales, and they can't talk about it at all with these famous talents.

After a little groaning, Wang Tao didn't play any conspiracy this time, and said very bluntly: "I'm a straight person, Qin Baichuan, you're just a stinky storyteller, and Miss Qu is a fairy-like character, how can you be worthy of her?" In other words, you have to understand your identity, you are just a pawn that Miss Qu has temporarily found, and when it is time to give up, there will be no place for you! ”

Wang Tao actually told the truth, Qu Xi was suddenly confused, just when she didn't know what to do, in the face of Wang Tao's rambling nonsense, Qin Baichuan only said three words: "I'm willing." ”

Although the voice was not loud, these faint three words seemed to have the power of ten thousand jun, and they smashed into Qu Xi's heart. Seeing the indifference on Qin Baichuan's face, Qu Xi was instantly confused, what did this man who was full of mysteries think in his heart? Is he really willing, or is it to earn that fifty taels of silver every month?

"You're willing, haha, you're willing! It's really all the faces of the world's readers! "In the era of male superiority and inferiority of women, it can only be disgraceful for a man to say such things. Wang Tao originally wanted Qin Baichuan to retreat in the face of difficulties, but he didn't expect him to kick his nose in the face, snort coldly, and said: "Since ancient times, the destiny of heaven is difficult to disobey, I learned the art of divination when I was a child, and I just divined a hexagram, but it is 'dry gossip, Kun gossip, eighty-eight sixty-four hexagrams, hexagram Qiankun is destined', Miss Qu will definitely walk with Xiao Gongzi, and you must be spurned!" ”

Wang Tao nodded secretly as soon as Qu Xi came out of this couplet, putting aside the words he used to hit Qin Baichuan, this couplet used Zhou Yi's Qianqian hexagram and Kun hexagram as an introduction, derived 8864 hexagrams, and finally ended with Qiankun, which is indeed wonderful to the peak. Qu Xi pondered in his heart for a long time and had no good plan, his eyes fell on Qin Baichuan, this storyteller now knows how powerful they are, right?

"What, jumping out for someone to grab my wife with me?" Wang Tao said it too clearly, Qin Baichuan changed his hippie smiling face, raised his eyebrows and sneered: "Lao Tzu's life is in his own hands, and the destiny of heaven is bullshit?" I don't know what my last name is, right? Lao Tzu sues you, 'Luan Jiusheng, Feng Jiusheng, Ninety-Nine Eighty-one Sound, Shengsheng Luan Feng Heming'! Who dares to talk about my wife in front of me again, don't blame Lao Tzu for scolding your ancestors for eighteen generations! ”

Da Song scholars all know etiquette, and how many people can be like Qin Baichuan and a "Lao Tzu"? Wang Tao wanted to refute it, but he was so neat that he didn't even know how to speak! If the first joint Qin Baichuan is "luck", then what should this one say?

Seeing Qin Baichuan raising his eyebrows and scolding, Qu Xi's face was surprised and happy, and his expression was extremely complicated. What is surprising is that this bastard really has some ability, and he can even face such a difficult next link with his mouth open, if he is not a well-read person, Qu Xi himself does not believe it. Happily, these people in front of her rely on their interests, every time they say something excessive to match her with Xiao Yu, she has long been tired of it, but she doesn't dare to offend, today seeing them stunned one by one, Qu Xi only felt a bad breath.

"Readers are full of foul language, what kind of system!" Wang Tao suffered two big losses under Qin Baichuan, and another person stood up in the crowd, avoiding the important and accusing Qin Baichuan: "If it is a friend with a text, I Ji Yan will be itchy for a while, please give advice!" ”

Ji Yan's eyes turned slightly, first pointing at Qin Baichuan, then pointing at Xiao Yu, and said, "Come and worship?" Bow and bow to this place with a lot of guilt in your heart! ”

This joint is a lonely mouth, and it takes a little bit of speculation to understand the meaning. It refers to the fact that believers of gods and Buddhas go to temples and Taoist temples to worship, and need to sincerely repent of their sins, and kowtow to the statues of gods and Buddhas to apologize. And Ji Yan first pointed at Qin Baichuan and then at Xiao Yu, which meant nothing more than putting Xiao Yu in the position of a god and Buddha, secretly accusing Qin Baichuan of stealing his limelight, and he had to kneel down and apologize.

Ji Yan's scheming seems to be deeper than Wang Tao, no matter how Wang Tao only creates a chance for Xiao Yu, and this Ji Yan directly involves Xiao Yu. According to normal people's thoughts, no matter how much you Qin Baichuan look at him, no one will dare to disobey the face of the biggest customer of Splendid Villa, right?

For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire hall suddenly became tense.

Qu Xi also looked at Qin Baichuan seriously, he had already given himself an accident today, how to deal with it now? If he dares to make this couplet, it is clear that he is against Xiao Yu, and I am afraid that the sales volume of Fairview Villa will be greatly affected in the future; If it wasn't right, those people would definitely have to take an inch and force Qin Baichuan to withdraw from the marriage.

"That brother Wang just now has two pairs with me, and the order volume will be doubled next year, right?" Qin Baichuan could naturally see that there was something greasy in this, ignored Ji Yan, who was in trouble, looked at Wang Tao and said.

Wang Tao's face turned red, and he peeked at Xiao Yu, until the latter nodded imperceptibly, and then he snorted: "I was taken advantage of by you today, and I will definitely get it back in the future!" Rest assured, Wang will do what he says! ”

"That's good." Qin Baichuan turned his head: "The surname is Ji, Lao Tzu acts frankly and has a clear conscience, why do you want to 'bow and kowtow' to you?" Don't play those virtual things with me, I'm going to match you up, will the order be doubled next year? ”

"My original intention was to break off the cooperation with Fairview Villa, if you can match, I will reluctantly order some more!" Wang Tao learned from the past, and Ji Yan was also cautious.

"It's boring." Qin Baichuan pursed his lips disdainfully: "Sometimes I really doubt your IQ, after reading books for a few years, I feel that I am superior, as if there is something remarkable." I don't know what it means to be 'outsider, outsider'? Come to worship? Bow and prostrate to me, 'Who is the preacher?' They will break through their feelings and speak some words of warning, so that they may be terrified of God.'" ”

"Hiss!"

Qin Baichuan came out again, and there was a sound of gasping air in the hall. Let's put aside the battle of the whole line, and say that the meaning of this next couplet has completely suppressed the previous one. "Who is the one who preaches the scriptures", that is naturally the Buddha! In the previous couplet, Ji Yan compared Xiao Yu to a god and Buddha, and in the next couplet, Qin Baichuan directly set himself in the position of the Buddha!

No matter what gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas you have, you have to retreat in front of the Buddha! As for the "will break the feelings, say some warning words, so that people can be terrified", this sentence is even more simple and clear, if you want to embarrass me Qin Baichuan, then I don't need to care about your face, let you see Lao Tzu's ability!

Ji Yan's face changed rapidly, although this guy was arrogant, he was not an illiterate person, and he could be judged from this coupling alone that he was by no means Qin Baichuan's opponent.

A hatred flashed in Xiao Yu's eyes, didn't he say that the shield that Qu Xi recruited was a stinky storyteller? Why is it that people are so good at coping with literary style, but they are a little powerless on their side?

"Even a stinky storyteller dares to compare himself with the Buddha, so you are not afraid of losing your life?" The room was silent for a few seconds before a shrill man's voice was heard. Sitting on Wang Tao's left, a rosacea man sneered: "You little scholar wears a winter jacket and holds a summer fan, have you ever read a spring and autumn book?" ”

The hall was still silent, and others could hear it, this couplet was much easier than the previous ones, and the purpose of the rosacea man was not to embarrass Qin Baichuan, but just to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere.

Hearing the man's voice, Qin Baichuan had goosebumps all over his body, how could this male duck's voice sound like a pervert who had already been in the palace? Rosacea's eyes were sharp, Qin Baichuan only felt a bad cold, and said casually: "You old eunuch was born in the north and came to the south, is that thing still there?" ”

"Poof!"

This couplet contest is too intense, the other party is forcing each other step by step, Qin Baichuan calmly copes, one mistake may be completely involved in the splendid villa, Qu Xi took advantage of Qin Baichuan's speech to drink saliva, wanting to calm down the mood of turning over the river and the sea, but as soon as he came out of the couplet, Qu Xi didn't hold back, and a mouthful of water squirted out.

This couplet is really too damaged, isn't it that people's voices are sharper, and there is no need to say that he is a eunuch! Especially the last sentence "Is that thing still there", why is it so lewd? Why is there such a lack of morality? Qu Xi's face was gloomy as water, and he gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Qu Xi is still like this, not to mention the scholars present, Qin Baichuan is eccentric and eccentric, their first reaction is to laugh out loud, but after all, rosacea is in the same group as them, and they want to laugh but they are afraid of each other's face. I was already scratching my heart with a cat's paws, but I had to pretend to be serious or even angry on my face.

The result of doing so directly led to the joy and anger on their faces, and they turned into iron and blue, how uncomfortable and uncomfortable they were. Some smart people bent over and pretended to pick something up, coughing to hide the laughter that came out of their mouths.

"Good writing, good writing!" Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Xiao Yu couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and said, "It is rumored that Mr. Qin has lost his reputation, it seems that it is all fake!" I'll just say that Miss Qu's eyes are above the top, and she won't choose those wastes as her husband! With the first three links alone, Mr. Qin is famous, and he is just around the corner to become an official! ”

"If you can say a few couplets, you can become an official in the court, then this official is too worthless." Qin Baichuan put on that obscene look again, took Qu Xi's little hand, and said with a smile: "I don't have any pursuits, I just want to have a round house with my baby wife as soon as possible and have a bunch of children." ”

"Brush!"

Qu Xi's pretty face was blood-red, and his face showed a look of anger, and he really wanted to take off his socks and stuff them into his stinky mouth! It's a round house again, and it's giving birth to a child, but she said it on this occasion, what do you think of her Quxi? Prostitutes on both sides of Gangneung?

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The first chapter is changed, and the one that is owed at nine o'clock in the evening is made up.