"Third brother," Side looked at him with great reverence: what you said was too profound for Xiaodi to understand.

"If you don't understand, don't listen." Lord Lin smiled and patted him on the head: "You just have to fight for me, and your benefits are indispensable. You hold this—" Handing Side a chopping axe, the blade of which was sharp. Flashing with a ghostly light, Lord Lin said with a straight face: "Now listen to my command and open the door-"

Open the door?! Side's frightened souls have fallen, and the talented people outside want to eat people, aren't they looking for death by themselves when they open the door now?!

"Third brother, can you wait a minute?" Side spoke cautiously: "The situation outside is sinister—"

"Time is running out-" The third brother patted him on the shoulder with a righteous face: "As the old saying goes, the soft ground is afraid of the hard ground, the hard ground is afraid of the horizontal ground, and the horizontal ground is afraid of the deadly ground. Brother, don't worry, with me, how can I make you suffer? When did the third brother treat his brother badly? ”

Listening to the third brother say that he would not treat himself badly, Side was a little comforted in his heart, with the third brother's character, his promise to the land has never been disappointed.

"Good!" Side gritted his teeth and snorted, listening to the noise outside the wall that seemed to be getting louder and louder. He was not too frightened, he quietly pulled the deadbolt of the door, and just poked his head out, but before he could look, he heard a click, and a rotten egg flew out of the oblique thorn, and smashed it in his face.

"Ouch, which bastard smashed me!" Side was furious, and the wolf howled and rushed out, his forehead shining brightly. The fishy smell of egg juice ran down the bridge of the nose and mixed together on yellow and white ground. It's terrifying.

Taking advantage of this gap, Lin Wanrong secretly glanced out. I really don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it. The voices of people outside the house shook the sky. All kinds of talented people wore robes and held folding fans, and all of them looked angry. shouted all kinds of slogans in his mouth, and surrounded this forest house into three layers inside and three layers outside, and the water was impassable. A few of them were more radical, and they had already taken their sleeves and were clamoring to enter Lin's house. Rescue the trapped ladies.

The door of the Lin family's courtyard suddenly opened, and a fierce little guy rushed out of it, his face full of stinking egg yolks. The silver light of the sharp axe in his hand flashed, and the fierce face appeared.

". What are you doing, what are you doing, you want to rebel?! Side's footsteps were fast, and he rushed into the crowd, and the sharp axe in his hand flew quickly, bringing a whirring wind. In an instant, the crowd was forced back a few steps. A few of the gentlemen who retreated slowly were almost swept away by his axe. Ouch ouch screamed and retreated, the crowd rushed back, and the scene was chaotic.

Everyone looked at the little guy who ran out of the Lin family, although he was not outstanding, but the sharp axe in his hand was very bright, his face was full of fierce energy, and he looked fierce and vicious, which made people daunting. Finally, when the crowd stood firm, a burly man seemed to have come to his senses. yelled, "You, what are you doing?!" ”

"Damn, what do you ask me for?" Side wiped the rotten egg juice on his face, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, looking unsatisfied: "Lao Tzu still wants to ask what you are doing?" He swung his axe vigorously and approached the gentleman's ground. He shouted angrily: "Say, what are you doing?!" ”

The scholar took two steps back sharply, and his voice suddenly became much quieter: "I. . . We're here to fight the thieves. Get out of the way! ”

Side spat at the mouth and said angrily: "You crusade against others. But what are you throwing eggs at me?! Whoever throws the ground, stand up for Lao Tzu, I split this bastard-say, isn't it you-"

"It's not me, it's not me!" The nearest scholar hurriedly waved his hand.

"Is that you?! And you—" He pointed his axe at the bridge of everyone's noses, and asked one by one, the sharp edge of the blade loomed, and everyone was frightened, and hurriedly took a few steps back, moved away from him, and waved his hand one by one to deny it.

"Damn, it's not your dry land, is it the eggs laid by the swans in the sky?!" Virtue was completely angry, the sharp axe in his hand flashed with silver light, and he was about to go crazy, when the leading scholar hurriedly grabbed his lichen sleeve: "This brother Tai, Fang is a misunderstanding. We're here to crusade against the thieves, and we have nothing to do with you, so don't mind. Hey. You wear a lichen shirt with a Xiao character embroidered on it, brother. Could it be that you are the legendary family of the two young ladies of the Xiao family who were occupied by Lin Sanba?! ”

"I'm Xiao Jiadi, so what?" Four Virtues Crossing.

"That's great." The leader of the land turned excited: "We are here to save Miss Xiao's land. Look at our team, these are all famous scholars in the capital—"

Side took a look, and seventy or eighty percent of these lands surrounding Lin Fu were all local scholars, and there were still small servants around them, and they were dressed like him.

"Brother Tai, the two young ladies are good, but they have been insulted by the thief Lin Sandi in every way?" The man in the lead said eagerly.

Side rolled his eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about. The third brother and the two young ladies are you and me, and the two are happy. The third brother didn't put any effort into pursuing the two young ladies—"

When a person next to him saw him defending Lin San, he suddenly couldn't listen anymore: "Brother Tai, you have to be realistic when you speak."

The leader of the ground saw that the person next to him was also a family member, with two mustaches on his lips, he couldn't tell his age, he was in a green shirt and a small hat, and his smile was very innocent. It's just that one leg is heavily bandaged, and he is pushed in a wheelchair by another guy with clear eyebrows." This brother, do you know the details? He asked delightfully.

The broken leg of the Di family nodded solemnly: "I am a distant cousin and a distant cousin, who used to be an errand in the Xiao family. He had already made it clear to me about the details."

"Really?!" took the lead and was overjoyed: "Brother Tai, tell me quickly, how did this Lin San do the evil land?!" ”

Ding Ding, the broken leg family, said solemnly: "To say that Lin San went to great lengths to pursue the two young ladies is complete nonsense - in fact, on the contrary, it is the two young ladies who went out of their way to pursue Lin San-"

"What do you say?! How can you be worthy of your conscience?" Side said angrily: "It was the third brother chasing Miss, and Miss was sincerely moved by the third brother!" If I'm lying. I told the third brother to cut off my tongue."

"Nonsense. Obviously, it was the young ladies who were chasing Lin San, and Lin San was humble in every way. was finally moved by the sincerity of the young lady and became a mandarin duck. The third brother is handsome and chic, and he is a role model for our boys. If you kid talk nonsense again. Be careful, the third brother cut your tongue." Broken leg retorted unyieldingly, with sharp words.

"The third brother chases the young lady-"

"Miss chases the third brother-"

The two argued loudly, neither of them would let anyone, and the quarrel was so red and thick in the neck. The leader of the ground shouted angrily, and said with grief and indignation: "Oh my God. Lin San is so absurd that he occupied the two young ladies and concealed the truth. No one is allowed to talk about it privately. Those who disobey will have their tongues cut off. This fang's heart, how vicious, if you don't get rid of Lin San, heaven will not tolerate it! ”

"--Heaven does not tolerate it! In order to save Miss Xiao, brothers, rush with me-" The broken leg of the family raised his right fist. Full of grief and indignation, he shouted loudly.

A lame underground man is so enthusiastic and positive, and everyone is guided by his emotions. Mo was encouraged and rejoiced, and roared and rushed to the door of Xiao's house.

Seeing that the crowd was squeezing towards the back door, there were only four virtues left around him, and the lame family wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said to the handsome and beautiful little man beside him: "Xian'er, have you plugged in the back door of our house, there are still many flowers planted in my garden, don't let these people crash open the door and spoil it."

"Don't worry." Seeing him acting with Side, the skills are better than the other. Miss Qin couldn't help but giggle: "Our house is a land given by my father, the walls are high and the doors are heavy, and no one can kick them open. The delicate flowers you planted in Xiao's land, no one spoiled the land."

Seeing that this girl was slightly jealous, Lin Wanrong laughed twice and pretended not to hear it.

Miss Qin snorted, suddenly her footsteps moved slightly, the figure swayed quickly, and she walked to the corner of the alley in three or two clicks, and there were two muffled hums. She grabbed one in one hand like a chicken. Throwing the two strong men on the ground, he grinned and said, "Xianggong, look-"

Both of them are dressed in long robes, Confucian scholars. But the physique was majestic, with dark skin, rough palms, and calluses. was restrained by Qin Xian'er, these two screamed urgently, kicking their hands and feet indiscriminately.

"What are you doing?" Lin Wanrong's face sank like water, and her old face was as black as charcoal.

One of them hurriedly said: "We are the scholars of the eastern part of the city, and we have come to crusade against Lin San. You're going to let us go, or not, we'll beg you together—"

"Your uncle," Lin Wanrong laughed when she heard it, and found a small pebble and smashed it on his face: "Even you, a Xibei scholar, dare to come to crusade against me?" You really don't take the third brother as a cadre?! Say, who sent you to the land?? ”

The man's eyes rolled wildly, and he said stubbornly: "Who sent me to the land, the thief Lin San bullied the weak and occupied the people's daughters, and everyone was punished-"

"Punish you old mother!" Side was extremely annoyed when he heard this, and kicked the man in the face: "Three."

Member, I hate this kind of person the most. Just this face, crooked like an evil handle, and then look at this dog's paws, rough like a broom handle, and still pretend to be a talent? Phew! ”

He spat at the mouthful. In the face of the man, the man was held by him, and his life was held in his hands, and he dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. There was another person lying on the ground, with fear in his eyes, and he didn't dare to look at Lin Wanrong.

Lord Lin smiled darkly, grabbed Miss Qin's tender hand and said, "Xian'er, can you find a bigger Linzi and teach you to play a very interesting game."

Miss Qin smiled: "The woods. It's all over the place. Xianggong, what kind of game is it, I don't like it if I don't play the land of the dead."

Side heard a cold war. This princess and lady are really a perfect match for the third brother.

"Playing the dead? It's bloody, I'm not that bad." Lord Lin shook his head:

"It's a game, it's simple, you go find a big wood, and then you pick a random living person and bury it in the soil, and then leave their heads outside, shave their hair, and coat it with a thick layer of nectar. Cover a cage with an airtight ground. Inside, just put some wild peaks casually, remember, the number can't be large, just tens of thousands, so-so and so."

"Oh," Miss Qin exclaimed, her little hands were gesturing, and she exclaimed innocently, "In such a small place, with so many mountain bees and heads covered with nectar, what will happen to the result?" ”

Lord Lin smiled very cheerfully: "Tens of thousands of worker bees stung on their heads, and the heads began to itch and swell, swelling more and more, and swelling bigger and bigger. In the end, I held it to the limit. What will it turn out of-"

"Blown up!!" Side screamed, his face filled with fear.

Miss Qin's face was twisted. Charming smiled: "Oh, Xianggong, how did you come up with such a bad idea-it's really funny, let's try it now. There are exactly two ready-made plots, which one to try first? ”

Her beautiful eyes turned lightly, and she kept looking at the faces of the two people on the ground, and the two of them saw that the princess was as beautiful as a flower, but the words she said were earth-shattering, and they were so frightened that they hurriedly retracted their heads.

"Xianggong, just choose him." Miss Qin finally made up her mind, pointed to the strong man next to her who had been trembling and didn't dare to speak, and said with a smile: "He has a big head, it must be fun to blow up, and the flesh and blood are flying!" ”

Side was shocked when she heard this, this princess and lady were born beautiful, but this idea is too devilish, and only people like the third brother can restrain her.

The person who was hit by the princess of Nishang was so frightened that he almost fainted, and hurriedly shouted: "The princess spares her life, the princess spares her life. My lord, I recruited, I recruited."

"Third brother, he recruited." Four virtues are infinitely happy.

Miss Qin snorted angrily: "How could my Dahua give birth to such cheap bones? Call me this game can't be played. Messire. Then let's change to this one, listen to him just speak, the bones seem to be harder, and it's fun to blow up! ”

Before the words fell, the bones were hard and cried out in horror: "The princess spares her life, the adult spares her life, and the small land is also recruited!" ”

"Recruited? Why did you recruit so quickly? Lord Lin frowned slightly, his face was disappointed, and he sighed, "Then let's talk about it. But there is one thing I want to declare first, I am really a good person, and I never play any violent tricks to extract confessions, and you two will not ruin my reputation in the future as you do today--alas, my worker bee headshot, I don't know when and what month I got what I wanted? ”

"My lord," seeing Lin's methods, how dare the two of them be stubborn, and hurriedly knelt down and said: "Xiaodi doesn't dare to hide it, both of us are surnamed Gu Di!" ”

"What Gu?" Lord Lin snorted: "It's enough to say that the surname Gu is enough?" How do I know if you're Gu San or Gu Si?! ”

Seeing that her father-in-law hadn't realized it yet, Miss Qin hurriedly pulled his sleeve: "Xianggong, these two people, I'm afraid they were sent by the Gu family's father and son."