Handan, King Zhao's Palace.

"Huh." King Zhao Xiaocheng burst out into laughter and said to Guo Kai: "Guo Kai, do you know? This time, the six countries dispatched a total of 850,000 troops to attack Qin, and the Tiger and Wolf Qin State will definitely be defeated and lost, and it will be sluggish. ”

Since Su Qin proposed the merger, whenever the merger was successful, the six countries of Shandong would celebrate with joy and gongs and drums, as if the victory was ironclad. This time will not be an exception, the six countries dispatched 850,000 troops, even if they use people to pile up, the Qin army will be piled up with no temper, with King Zhao Xiaocheng thinking, this victory is an ironclad thing.

After the defeat of Changping, Zhao faced the threat of extinction and could be destroyed by Qin at any time, and he was worried about it all the time. This time, the six countries are combined, the scale is still unprecedented, and victory is in sight, and it will not be possible if Zhao Xiaocheng is not happy. He was the dream that he had been defeating the Qin State all day long, and since then he would not be able to threaten the Zhao State, and whenever he was free, he would talk to the people around him.

"The monarch is blessed with all the heavens, and the Qin State is naturally not an opponent." Guo Kaidu heard him talk like this many times, and he was busy making fun, with a smile on his face, as if King Zhao Xiaocheng was really Hongfu Qitian.

"Zhao Guo is smoky and miasma, what does the rise and fall of Zhao Guo matter to me? I just want revenge, I just want to kill Zhao Sheng, the dog thief. Guo Kai said loudly in his heart.

"You, go and pass the decree, and ask the ministers to come to the banquet with the widow." King Zhao Xiaocheng was extremely happy, stroked his beard, and was happy.

"Your Majesty, still have a feast?" Guo Kaida was surprised, and reminded him: "Since the success of the alliance, you have been drinking and feasting every day, and this banquet is not more than half a day." ”

This time. The scale is unprecedented. The momentum is extraordinary. King Zhao Xiaocheng's asshole is all happy, and whenever he is free, he will have a banquet with his ministers to celebrate the victory in advance. This feast is incredible, sometimes it is a long night drink, and the longest day is actually three days and three nights in a row, which is really surprising.

According to Guo Kai's memory, King Zhao Xiaocheng had only a banquet for half a day, and he had to drink again. It's unbelievable.

"Can't you just have some other fun?" Guo Kai secretly slandered in his heart.

At every turn, it is necessary to drink and feast, enjoy singing and dancing, which is the habit of Shandong. Not to mention, there is also an unprecedented scale of cooperation, if King Zhao Xiaocheng does not drink and feast all day, he will not be called King Zhao Xiaocheng.

"Drinking and feasting is the supreme pleasure, and no matter how you drink and feast, there is fun." King Zhao Xiaocheng was particularly fond of drinking and feasting, as if it was supreme pleasure, and waved his right hand. A mouth cracked to the base of the ear.

"Such a king, such a kingdom. If Zhao Guo does not die, is there still heavenly reason? Guo Kai was disdainful in his heart: "This is not a victory yet, that's it, if you win, what else can you do?" ”

Guo Kai responded and hurriedly went to arrange.

"Huh!" King Zhao Xiaocheng couldn't stop tapping his hands, pacing in the hall, smiling so much that his eyes narrowed together, and he looked at the busy attendants, miscellaneous servants, and palace maids with a smile, and enjoyed it a lot.

It didn't take long for the ministers to arrive, and as soon as they met, it was a sycophant, which made King Zhao Xiaocheng even more happy, and he was fluttering all over, and he was about to fly.

"What about Lin Xiangru?" King Zhao Xiaocheng glanced at it, and Lin Xiangru disappeared.

"Your Excellency, Shangqing said that his body is unwell." Guo Kai hurriedly replied.

"He's not young, he's got a lot of white beard, and he dares to learn from us to drink and feast, isn't he asking for his own guilt? Just let him rest. King Zhao Xiaocheng squinted his eyes, extremely happy.

On the banquet, King Zhao Xiaocheng asked his ministers to take a seat, he sat on the throne, held up the bronze winelord, and said with a smile: "You say, how much did the Qin State lose this time?" ”

"Needless to say, the Qin State will definitely lose very badly, even worse than the Great Zhao in the Battle of Changping."

"Well, it's much worse. Hangu Pass must not be guaranteed, and the Six Nations will definitely march into the land of Guanzhong. ”

"The Qin State will definitely be destroyed."

The ministers were busy making fun and patting his ass.

King Zhao Xiaocheng listened to it in his ears, was happy in his heart, laughed heartily, tilted his neck, and drank it dry in one gulp.

The ministers accompanied the drink, and for a while, the hall was full of the sound of drinking, and there was a lot of laughter. Looking at this lively situation, it made them even happier than when King Zhao Wuling broke the Huns.

"Your Majesty, it's not good, it's not good." Just when the monarch and ministers were rejoicing, they saw Lin Xiangru's hair scattered, a pair of boots, and messy clothes, rushing in as if flying, panicking, and shouting from afar.

"Hmm." Zhao Xiaocheng, Wang Junchen's eyes were focused on Lin Xiangru, and he was very surprised.

Lin Xiangru is known for his boldness, he dared to argue with King Qin Zhao, "return to Zhao after completion", and forced King Qin Zhao to knock down the pot when he met the alliance...... All of them showed his extraordinary courage. It can be said that even if the sword reaches the neck, he will not be frightened. He was so frightened, it was the first time in the impression of Zhao Guojun's ministers, and it would not have been possible if they were not surprised.

"Lin Xiangru, what's the matter?" King Zhao Xiaocheng put down the bronze wine lord, and his eyes widened.

"Your Excellency, the Qin army has entered the city......" Lin Xiangru hurriedly reported.

"Haha!" Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a burst of laughter, and he saw the ministers of Zhao Guo looking up to the sky and laughing very happily.

"Haha!" King Zhao Xiaocheng also smiled very happily, pointed at Lin Xiangru, and said: "Lin Xiangru, Lin Xiangru, I didn't expect you to be so good at telling jokes, it's really funny!" It's so funny! Laughing to death! The six countries are combined, and the 850,000 army is pressing the border, how can the Qin army enter the city? Lin Xiangru, you tell the widow and say. ”

Lin Xiangru reported a hundred thousand urgent military reports, which was related to the life and death of Zhao State, and King Zhao Xiaocheng actually listened to it as a joke, Lin Xiangru was so depressed that he jumped to his feet in a hurry, and said: "Your Majesty, the Qin army has really entered the city." Hurry up and go, go to Daidi, it's too late. ”

"Lin Xiangru, the widow only now knows that you are still so good at acting, you can be a wanderer." If King Zhao Xiaocheng believes it, he will have a ghost.

Qin Yiren led the army into Handan, and it was impossible to control all of Handan at the first time, so it was a very good way to flee to Daidi while the Qin army had not completely controlled Handan.

"Your Majesty, what the minister said is true, and it will be too late if you don't leave." Lin Xiangru roared loudly. I was so anxious that my face was distorted.

"Haha!" The ministers smiled even more heartily. Lean forward and close back. I couldn't breathe.

"Bang bang!" King Zhao Xiaocheng even knocked on the short case, laughed vigorously, and said: "Shangqing's ability to laugh is good, and he must be rewarded." The bounty is 1,000 catties, and the white is 100 pairs. ”

It's so generous, a joke can get such a heavy reward, where is the law of Zhao Kingdom?

"Your Majesty, go quickly! Come on! "Lin Xiangru is in a hurry. rushed up, pulled Zhao Xiaocheng's sleeve, and walked out.

"Wait." King Zhao Xiaocheng was overjoyed, so he wouldn't leave, his face sank, and he asked in a deep voice: "Lin Xiangru, you tell the widow, who is the leader?" Is it the royal tomb, or is it the Mengfu? You don't say it's the butcher for nothing, do you? Bai Qi, the butcher, was so sick that he couldn't lead the army. ”

White is famous. The land of Shandong hates him to the bone, and King Zhao Xiaocheng will certainly not let go of all opportunities to curse him.

"It's Qin Yiren who leads the army." Lin Xiangru replied loudly.

"Qin Yiren? Can he lead the army? If he dares to come. The widow must make him look good. King Zhao Xiaocheng smiled, smiled very happily, and said: "Qin Yi hostage Zhao is not imprisoned by the widow, making it difficult, making him unable to eat enough, not wearing warm clothes, and the use of the world's number one person to fart?" The widow can do whatever he wants, what can he do? ”

"Really?" A ghostly voice rang out, followed by heavy footsteps.

The footsteps were like thunder, and the ground trembled.

"Who?" King Zhao Xiaocheng only felt that this voice was very familiar: "How can it be like Qin Yiren's voice?" ”

If he is killed, he will not believe that Qin Yiren is here again, and he still led the Qin army to arrive.

"Zhao Dan, Zhao, you are really good at scarring and forgetting the pain, and you forgot about your son so soon?" Qin Yiren appeared at the door of the hall, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he rushed to Zhao Xiaocheng and said, "Zhao Dan, my son is here, what can you do with my son?" ”

"Is it really Qin Yiren?"

"It's Qin Yiren, that's right."

Zhao Guoqunchen's eyes widened, staring at the entrance of the hall, his eyes widened, and he looked at it for a long time before he recognized that this was really Qin Yiren.

"Qin Yiren, how did he come to be?"

"Didn't he leave Handan?"

"What did he call leaving? He called it running away. He was as cowardly as a mouse and fled. ”

The ministers are derogatory again, which is very funny, and they don't take Qin Yiren in their eyes.

"Okay, you Qin Yiren, do you still have the courage to come back? If the widow can't let you survive and die, you will be the king of Da Zhao in vain. When King Zhao Xiaocheng saw Qin Yiren's face, he was very angry, roared loudly, and said: "Qin Yiren, you kneel down for the widow, make amends and admit your mistakes, and the widow can spare your life and not kill you." Do you know what a felony it is for you to flee Handan? ”

Qin Yiren's departure from Handan made King Zhao Xiaocheng very angry, and when he saw Qin Yiren's face, he brought up the old things again.

"Your Majesty, shut up, don't talk nonsense. Don't annoy Qin Yiren. Lin Xiangru pulled Zhao Xiaocheng's sleeve vigorously, and kept reminding him.

"What have you done to draw widows? You're so daring. King Zhao Xiaocheng didn't understand Lin Xiangru's kindness, so he yelled at Lin Xiangru, and sprayed Lin Xiangru's head and face.

"Oh yo. Nong is so big that he can't even carry it. Qin Yiren raised his throat, learned to speak in Chun Shenjun, raised his eyebrows very much, and looked at King Zhao Xiaocheng with the eyes of an idiot: "Brothers: Zhao Dan wants to deal with this son, what do you say?" ”

"Capture Zhao Dan alive!" Suddenly, an earth-shattering roar resounded through the sky, shaking the palace and making it tremble.

"Who is such a big dog......" King Zhao Xiaocheng was like a fire burning his buttocks, and his anger went straight to the top door, and he was about to scold. But he couldn't shout a word of reprimand, because he saw the Qin army's sharp soldiers.

"Rumble!"

The Qin army's sharp soldiers appeared one after another, surrounding the entire hall.

"Goo!"

Zhao Guojunchen was like an old hen who had been choked by the neck, and there was a strange sound in his throat, and he wanted to speak, but he couldn't.

"It's really a Qin army warrior!" They can only shout in their hearts.

Qin Yiren was unhurried, strode over, came to the throne of King Zhao Xiaocheng, sat down, and said: "Zhao Dan, kneel, kowtow and make amends, this son can spare your dog's life." (To be continued.) )