At dusk, the family talked and laughed. Li You told his father about the things in the yamen, of course, he didn't talk about it in such detail, how can he talk about pimping and visiting the kiln (although he just sent silver) in front of his family.

Father Li nodded and said, "You can't tie up with the county official, and it's also excellent for you to get along with the master." ”

Li's mother and four-year-old nephew were trapped and sent back to the house by their sister-in-law to rest. At this time, Li's father gave his eldest son Li Zuo a few looks.

The instructed brother Li Zuo pulled Li You to drink again, but Li Zuo was honest and didn't know how to say clever words, so he had to clink glasses and drink frequently. Li You was already half drunk at noon, and only had a few drinks with his brother in the evening, and he was so drunk that he couldn't tell the difference between the east and the west.

At this time, Father Li suddenly stopped Li Zuo, and said to Li You with a smile: "Little Er, can you really write poetry?" As the saying goes, there is a mantra after drinking, and Father Li firmly believes this.

Li You, who had already drunk too much, was agitated and slapped the table and shouted: "People don't believe me, even my father doesn't believe me!" Son, I'll give you a song now. ”

Except for Li You, the only person in the family who can write is Li Zuo, who hurriedly pulled out a set of pen, ink, paper and inkstone and waited for it, obviously prepared in advance.

The dizzy Li You thought of the most famous song in Nalan's words, and he didn't think much about opening his mouth and read: "If life is only as it was when I first saw it, what is the autumn wind and sad fan?" Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable. Lishan said that it was half a night away, and the tears and rain did not complain. How is Bo Xing Jinyilang, who is more than wings and branches. ”

Li Zuo wrote very hard, and after writing crookedly, he showed Li You, and saw in his drunken eyes "Life is as mentally retarded as the first time I saw ...", etc., a bunch of white characters. Li You laughed wildly, scribbled and revised it, returned the paper to his brother with a blushing face, laughed three more times, and fell asleep on the table.

My son's glass of wine has become a new word, and the real name is also, but he was born in a government family, otherwise he is another Li Taibai... Father Li sighed with surprise and asked Li Zuo again: "What kind of story is this?" ”

Li Zuo said worriedly: "It seems that Xiao Er was abandoned by a certain little lady, poor and still obsessed." After speaking, he took the paper and went out to find someone to copy it, which was ordered by Father Li a long time ago.

It's not promising! Seeing that his father would make a good marriage for you, Li's father shook his head at the drunk and unconscious Li You, and instructed the servant to drag Li You back to the house.

Less than an hour later, Li Zuo came back with a roll of paper and said to his father: "Xiao Er's word seems to be written at a bad level, the old gentleman in the clan study actually cried when he saw this word, and he copied while crying, and he didn't want to ask for a pen fee after copying, it must be very bad." ”

Father Li sat in the hall, quietly not knowing what he was thinking.

By the dawn of the day, Li You, the catcher of Xujiang County and the first genius of the Li family, woke up with a hangover, feeling a little dizzy. Get up and take a few sips of tea, kick and kick in the courtyard surrounded by trees, at this time the breeze is blowing, and the body is fluttering. Feel more comfortable, slowly recall the stars and wind last night, it's okay not to think about it, and regret it when you think about it.

Firmament! Earth! This "Magnolia Flower Order" is a masterpiece in the words, pretending to be a sharp weapon, how can it be shown lightly! Li You's original intention was to launch it on a major occasion to achieve the effect of a blockbuster, everyone looking up, flowers clustering, and beautiful women.

What was that occasion yesterday? Under the dim candle, the whole family is three adult illiterate, one is semi-literate, and one is a four-year-old child... The words are copied into life, and the mentally retarded is as first seen... Poor Xianjiaqu, crushed in the dust.

"Little Er, since you go home, take a good rest, I have already sent Brother Yi to the Yamen to take leave for you." Mother Li came out and said.

Li You greeted his mother, but he was puzzled to find that his father and brother were still sleeping with their heads covered, and he didn't disturb them, and walked out to watch the town's scenery.

This Xishui town is not a typical Jiangnan town with beautiful mountains and rivers and quiet and leisurely. As far as the eye can see, the buildings are disorganized, whether it is the shore of Taihu Lake or the river in the middle of the town, it is really full of garbage, strange colors, and everything on the water surface is rotten vegetable leaves to broken wooden planks. Early in the morning, the street vendors were noisy and noisy, and the boats on the docks were busy coming in and out. Li Youzhi, who watched it, shook his head, who said that the ancient environment must be good?

On the wall of the street corner is a poster-style poster, and three or five people are talking about something. Li You walked over casually and heard one of them: "I was almost frightened when I saw Bangwen himself, and I thought that the government was going to levy taxes and levies again, and when I heard someone else's thoughts, who knew that it was such a thing." ”

Another said: "I thought I was chasing fugitives, but I had just been in the inspection department for a few months, and I was afraid that a fugitive would be unpeaceful again." Anyway, what do you do by sticking such an incomprehensible sour thing? Which nerve did the old lady Li's two boys send to start reciting poems and lyrics? ”

There is also a humanitarian: "I came from the north of the town and saw three or four, what kind of god is this Li family pretending to be." ”

Li You raised his eyes and looked closely, it was a neat regular script, writing "If life is only as ...... as first seen", the inscription: the county government tolerance Li Xiao's second bless made a family banquet on the sixth day of the fourth month, and the clan school teacher Song was terrified to ghostwrite. The good standard of the signing, that is, the beginning of the position is a little cold, how can there be such a title as a political envoy of Taizhong Doctor.

Thinking of his father and brother who couldn't sleep, Li You burst into tears for their "simplicity"... They last night...

Readers have the habit of scribbling on the wall, which is called the title wall, but one is in the tourist resort, and the other is to write directly with a pen. I can see who will use this kind of big-character poster, in the streets and alleys, post more than a dozen in one night, and even worse, it is ghostwritten by others.

The most important thing is that the private posters of this dynasty are generally used to scold people and quarrel with complaints! It has nothing to do with elegance at all.,It's similar to the toilet of later generations.,Similar to "who's who's a bastard". The poor eternal swan song "Magnolia Flower Order" was circulated in such a way that was full of the vulgar and imaginative of small farmers. Although it seems to break the confinement of the reader's right to speak, it is also too ...

Li You turned around and was about to hide his face and leave, but two scholars in long shirts came next to him, and the crowd automatically moved out of the way. But I heard the slightly taller scholar crying and said to his companion: "I am a native of the north, and I have studied hard for 20 years. Xie Yuan, who was lucky, consciously became a talent, and came to Jiangnan to visit the heroes to try it out, hoping to make a name for himself in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Who knows how to get off the boat, and you can see such words and phrases in the side streets and alleys, among the peddlers and pawns. Even this yamen servant is not weaker than the Song Dynasty Yan a few ways, Jiangnan is really prosperous, and now I know how to explain Yelang's arrogance! What face do I have to see my colleagues in Jiangnan! He also said: "Don't say goodbye, I will go home, and I will never come to this Jiangnan for the rest of my life!" ”

Li You watched this northern scholar stagger away with sympathy, this Duke Xie Yuan, I really didn't mean to hit you...

In any case, if you don't look at the process and only look at the results, Li You's talent and name began to circulate in a small, sporadic, and suspicious way, and the wheel of history that has been rolled countless times rolls forward a small step forward with shame.

If it is a limerick poem, and he is proudly showing off the list, the four words of shamelessness will become his lingering mark, he will become the object of public opinion contempt and ridicule, and maybe he will have a place in the joke collection hundreds of years later. In this era, there seems to be no more ugly than [***] more disgusting, and the more hype, the more popular it is.

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Saying...... How do you manage book reviews?