Chapter VII

This is the third time Xiaoqiao has been on Liu Yu's handsome boat.

After Guo Xu led the hussars to set off first, Xiaoqiao's boat was assigned to the white duty team, and Ding Yi arranged soldiers to take care of her. Two days ago, the imperial court sent someone to send Jiangdong dim sum made in the palace, and Liu Yu specially asked someone to call Xiaoqiao to taste it together and chatted for an hour or two.

Xiao Qiao felt that she was simply being tortured.

This person is a hero in the eyes of countless people, the protector of the Great Jin Dynasty, the nemesis of the Hu people, and the invincible god of war in the eyes of the soldiers and soldiers of Beifu.

When this person sits in front of you, he will joke with you, serve you vegetables, tell you about the ridiculous things of his youth, make you feel like a spring breeze, and forget that he holds the power of life and death.

But this person took away the person who loves me the most in the world.

I couldn't help but be amused by him, and then hate my own laughter; Eating the snack he handed him, he hated himself for not having the courage to smash the plate over; thanked him for his care of him, and then cursed himself for the flattery of such a lowly weakling.

After struggling to endure until the end, they wept and vomited bitterly when they returned to the ship, begging their father and mother to forgive their unfilial and incompetent daughter in the spirit of heaven, and had nightmares all night in which their parents lay in a cave crawling with rats and maggots in tatters and dust.

When it was time to eat at noon today, the soldier had not brought the food, and he was wondering, when someone came and said that the captain had invited the girl over for dinner.

This time it was not Liu Yu alone, there were several staff members on the table to accompany him. Liu Yu said that this morning he let people go to the net and caught a lot of Yellow River carp. The northern aquarium is different from our Jiangdong, and the meat is more chewy, so I invite the girl to come and try it. These are all scribes around me, and they have a lot of stories and jokes in their stomachs, which just relieve the girl's boredom.

The chef used all his skills to make a table of carp feast, braised and steamed, sweet and sour, barbecued, fish soup, and cold fish skin are not as good as the Jiangnan feast, but considering the limitations of the materials and ingredients on the ship, it is already considered to be talented.

Several staff members made jokes, and after everyone giggled for a while, Liu Yu pointed to a chubby middle-aged staff member and said that Lao Cui, you are good at measuring words, and today I will test one for everyone to have fun.

Lao Cui knew that Liu Yu didn't like gods and ghosts, and he never told fortunes. According to him, as long as Wang Ba carries a shell and smokes a good fortune, he will not be able to become a dragon; Even if the crow burns incense for a lifetime, as long as its parents scream, it will not be a phoenix. What Liu Yu wants to do is done by doing his best, and he never hopes that pie will fall from the sky. So when Lao Cui came to him, he regarded the word test as a word game, as long as he could make Liu Yu happy, and he must not use this to speculate on success or failure. At that moment, he put the chopsticks down, asked the soldiers to bring paper and pencils, and said what the captain wanted to measure, and what words to choose?

Liu Yu said that at my age, my son has a basket, and it will be unfortunate to have peach blossoms.

The crowd laughed.

If the officials are big enough, and the soldiers are brought enough, the future is uncertain. This time, since we are going to fight with the people of the Qin State, let's test the results of the battle. As for the words? The table is full of fish, so let's test a fish roe.

When Xiaoqiao was in Jiangdong, her father also invited Mr. Word Measurement, she was smart and smart, she had seen it a few times, and she roughly understood Mr. Word Measurement's methods. I thought silently for a while, and felt that the word "fish" was not easy to disassemble, and it couldn't add any comparisons, it was very unpredictable.

Lao Cui wrote three fish characters on the paper, then put down the pen and paper, stood up and gave Liu Yu a look:

"Congratulations to Captain Tai, this expedition must complete the miraculous feats of the world, and Yao Qin is destined to be the death of the country."

Liu Yu's face lit up:

"Quick, let's hear it!"

Lao Cui sat down, picked up the piece of paper, and shook it around the table:

"Look, you see, this morning when you get a net full of fish, this is a good omen. The word "fish" and water are fishing, and God has given me fishing, so that we can harness the nets of the sky and catch sinners. ”

Xiaoqiao thought to herself, this is quite far-fetched, just to ask for lip service.

Lao Cui picked up the brush and made a horizontal stroke along the bottom of the word "Tian" in the middle of the word "fish", cutting off a fish at the waist:

"Now, what does that mean?"

Everyone stretched their necks and watched for a long time, not daring to speak rashly, but Liu Yu said impatiently, which means that you slaughtered the fish.

Lao Cui laughed with him, wrote another word on the paper, and picked it up for everyone to see.

A "corner" word.

Then he crossed out the second horizontal stroke in the word "use".

"Everyone, please see, after I have swiped it like this, is the rest of the fish character and the corner character on the horizontal line exactly the same?"

Of course it's the same.

"The four dots below the word fish represent fire. That is to say, the fish character is a horn character that is cut off and roasted on the fire! ”

Everyone was in a fog and didn't know what he was talking about. Liu Yu was illiterate, and he was even more confused.

"What is the horn, the horn is the ox and the sheep. What is Yao Qin, they are Qiang people! The Qiang people are shepherds. The Qiang character is a variant of the word sheep, and the sheep is a sacred object of the Qiang people! The Qiang people's temple rooms are all hung with sheep's horns to ward off evil spirits. If the horns of the sheep are cut off and roasted on the fire, it means that the Qiang people will have a great disaster and are about to usher in the disaster of destroying the country! What is that stroke I draw? It was the army of Taiwei who attacked, broke Tong Pass, went out of Wuguan, and fought Pusaka, cutting off the Qin State! The magic of word measurement is not about how to solve it, but how to choose. Today, Taiwei chose a single fish word in the thousands of word databases, which is the will of heaven. Heaven is going to destroy Qin, God bless Captain! ”

The audience was shocked, admired and delighted, and immediately applauded and laughed.

Xiaoqiao felt that this old Cui was not only witty in words, but also well versed in Liu Yu's use of troops this time.

Sure enough, Liu Yu was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time, and finally stood up and picked up the wine:

"Lao Cui, I can be regarded as convinced of you. You know that I have always taken word testing as a child's play, and today I listened to your dismantling, and I have to admit that there are some mysteries in this. Before you toast, though, point out a big mistake in you! ”

Everyone was stunned.

Liu Jinu, who didn't know a basket of characters, actually wanted to find fault with Mr. Booklet.

Lao Cui was also a little stunned.

Liu Yu saw a sentence that blinded everyone, and his face bloomed with childlike pride:

"I'm not finding fault with your word measurement, but finding fault with your discipline. Your last word is inappropriate! It's no problem if the sky wants to destroy Qiang, but it's not right to God bless Taiwei, it should be God bless me Dajin! ”

Lao Cui's forehead instantly oozed a layer of sweat.

He just said it so slipperily that he forgot that there was such a taboo. In the past two years, there have been rumors in the court, saying that the power of the Taiwei is tilted towards the government and the opposition, and his merits are high, and sooner or later he will usurp the rebellion. Because of this meaning, Liu Yu once resigned as a lieutenant three times and refused to tell the truth. I said that God blesses Taiwei, and the speaker has no intention, but in the person who intends to make an article, God destroys the Qiang people and blesses Taiwei, isn't it just to take Taiwei as a great jin?

But Liu Yu said this, but there was no unhappiness on his face, and seeing Lao Cui's embarrassed and cramped appearance, he hugged his shoulder:

"Look at the way you shrunken turtle! There are no outsiders here, and you can speak without intention, so there is no big problem. Come, let's raise a glass together, wish God bless the Great Jin Dynasty, and wish the emperor a long life! ”

Xiao Qiao stretched out her hand to serve the wine lord and shrank it back.

Liu Yu said that there are no outsiders here, but only she is not a confidant.

The hesitation at this moment did not escape Liu Yu's afterglow. He walked over, looked at Xiao Qiao's wine lord to see if it was empty, and then pulled her to her feet:

"Come, Miss Sun, you give Lao Cui a cup and let her test you too!"

Lao Cui looked at Xiaoqiao with a smile:

"Which one does the girl want to test?"

didn't wait for Xiaoqiao to speak, Liu Yu scolded with a smile:

"What nonsense! Young women, everyone loves her, in addition to marriage, what else is there to measure! ”

Then pick a word. Don't bother with it, the first word that flashes is what the word is, this best represents the will of heaven.

Xiao Qiao suddenly found that no matter how many words you know, when people ask you to choose one at random, they all run away.

The first word that crossed her mind turned out to be Guo Zi.

Guo of Chengguo, Guo of Dong Guo Nan Guo, Guo of Shuicun Mountain Guo, and Guo Xu of Guo Xu.

You can't say this word, otherwise Liu Yu will be suspicious.

Then it's close to the water, and the word is good.

No, Liu Yu has no literary talent, his first reaction will not be the rising sun, but haha You are talking about Guo Xu's Xu!

It's a little simpler.

"Mr. Annoyance measures a 'nine' character."

Lao Cui pondered for a moment, looked at Xiaoqiao and nodded slightly:

"Girl, your marriage is a happy situation, but there are many twists and turns, so you can't hurry!"

After speaking, he picked up the pen and wrote a "nine" first, and then added a horizontal line on his head:

"Girl, you see, adding a horizontal line doesn't seem to be a word, but it's actually a deformed word 'sky'. A match made in heaven, but the one on the right has a big twist. The one on the right represents your husband, who will suffer great sins, and your marriage will be affected accordingly. ”

Am I going to suffer a miserable man?

"Look at the word 'nine' again, adding a person on the left is the enemy's hatred. This '亻' is on the left, which means that you are a wronged girl, and your heart is difficult to solve. If revenge is not avenged, marriage is difficult to achieve! ”

Xiaoqiao was taken aback, she didn't expect that a word game could also tell her heart. Just as he didn't know how to answer, Liu Yu sighed over there:

"Miss Sun is actually not an enemy that can be counted seriously. The family is in the middle of the road, the parents are dead, and the loan shark is actually not an enemy. ”

Xiaoqiao tried to suppress her tears, tried not to bite her lip, and tried not to look at Liu Yu.

The enemy said she had no enemies.

She also had to thank him for the round.

Lao Cui is a case-by-case look:

"Measure the word, if there is this word, there is this solution, I say it in vain, and the girl listens to it. The word 'nine' can also be added to that one. After adding, it is a 'pill' word. Pill people, medicine also. The girl is in her youth, there should be nothing wrong with her body and bones, the owner is nothing more than a heart disease, and heart disease also needs heart medicine. ”

There is no cure for my heart disease.

Unless your master is hopelessly sick and dies of thunder.

"The girl looked at the word 'nine' again, and added a 'wood' word below it to become a miscellaneous. Don't underestimate this miscellaneous, miscellaneous and inattentive, your mind will turn, and you will not be attached to a thought, and everything can be passed by. Where does wood come from? From the East. Dongfang Jiayimu, if you want to marry for a long time, you have to return to Jiangdong. ”

Can I still go back to Koto?

Although Jiangdong is good, it is my Longtan Tiger's Den.

Liu Yu interjected very easily:

"This is easy to do, if you want to go back, it's a boat thing, go back and find a promising future in the court, let him marry Miss Sun."

Strokes have been added to the up, down, left and right, Xiao Qiao thought that her marriage on paper should also end, but she didn't expect Lao Cui to be unsatisfied:

"Girl, look at it again, you can add one word to the bend of the word 'nine'."

This time, before he could say it, Xiaoqiao's face was already crimson.

I still haven't bypassed it after all.

"Add the word 'day', which is the rising sun. The sun rises in the east, and it is very auspicious. Where does the day come from, one is to see through people's hearts in time; The other is that the day comes from the east, you still have to marry a person from Jiangdong, and finally go back to Jiangdong! ”

As Xiao Qiao was initially worried, Liu Yu thought about it with a sullen head, and raised his head with a laugh:

"Lao Cui, you reminded me that there is such a person around me. My little brother, the hussar leader Guo Xu, Xu, is strong and kind, he followed me from Jiangdong, and returned to Jiangdong after the class, by the way, he also saved Miss Sun's life, isn't this what you said was a match made in heaven? Whence the sun comes from, the sun will come from him. ”

The staff grabbed the double crown in the last sentence and tacitly laughed evilly at each other.

Xiao Qiao didn't understand their evil thoughts that couldn't see the light, but she felt that her mind was broken, and she couldn't accept it, nor could she say that Guo Xu was not the person I wanted, and her face was red because of her entangled and embarrassing thoughts.

Liu Yu was in a good mood and raised the wine jue:

"Miss Sun's 'nine' word is well chosen, I heard gentlemen say that nine is the largest yang number, the most auspicious. Let's borrow the auspicious words of Miss Sun. Miss Sun herself achieved a match made in heaven, and the rising sun rose back to Jiangdong to live a small life. Our Northern Expedition Army, with a masculine and invincible spirit, destroyed Yao Qin, recovered Chang'an, and returned to the old capital, so that the world will be unified by the Great Jin Dynasty! Here, cheers! ”