One hundred and forty-two, Jing Jian tells jokes
"What are dogs, fish, and ducks? It sounds pretty good, and it's definitely delicious. Sister, can you sue sΓΉ, sue me! I'll be a master when I learn to eat! Master, he wouldn't be so talkative. "Nizi likes to inquire about Gongsun Marting's eating habits, so she seized the opportunity to ask.
Weaver Niangniang was just about to explain to Weaver Niangniang, but was stopped by Gongsun Marting. After Gongsun Martingale clicked and clicked his mouth, he took the initiative to explain to Nizi with taste: "Nizi, I have eaten a lot in Anyi. However, I haven't eaten the stew or stew on the stall for more than ten years. It is a good dish to cut the meat into slices and shredded meat, cut it thin and thin, mix it with salt and sauce, and eat it raw. Braised duck, first boil in water, then fry, then fry, then fry, then put more than a dozen kinds of condiments and water to dissolve in the soup, soak for 12 hours. Suck! That taste, don't talk about it, it's very good. Wonderful! β
"Hey! What's in it? When I go back, I'll make it for you to taste, and I guarantee that it is no worse than the stall in Anyi. Nizi said confidently.
"Heyββ! Nizi, where is he owed! Weaver Niangniang stopped the honest Nizi and said with a smile: "He owes a free body." Qianshou listened to songs, watched dances, and had fun around the bonfire all night, he! Let's not talk about it! Nizi, sing a song! When you hear your song, you forget everything! β
"Really!" Seeing that she had such a skill, Nizi hurriedly sang happily:
"The fish leaps, ho - female lover!
Corn yellow, ho husband come to the room!
The leaves are fluttering, ho fu is far away!
Birds and birds are flying, and the girl is looking forward to returning! (Translated as "Poetry?") Qin Feng)
At night, the stars and moon shine brightly. Road, the sound of the car. Inside the car, singing surrounds. Outside the car, the moon is strong.
Gongsun Martingale is immersed in the singing!
Syllable! Jing Jian patted Zhenmu.
Niko covered her ears with a wow. Weaver Niangniang's brows were also twisted three times in a row.
Jing Jian was worried about the fire in his stomach when he ate in the court, so he took the opportunity of the two ladies of the great master to listen to the story to vent, but of course he did not react to the reaction of the two ladies. He raised his head and said: "Since the king moved east, the princes have fought to the death for land, and they have been fighting for each other year after year. In the melee, the princes of the feudal states also had to personally lead the army to lead the battle. This battle is not a joke told by my Jing Jian amusement, but the risk of stray arrows and sword forests, and there is a danger of losing his brain anytime and anywhere; Therefore, no matter which country's princes ascend the throne, in order to ensure that their feudal kingdom does not fall into the hands of others, they must find a son to be the crown prince. If he has no son, he will have a son in his clan. Anyway, the prince can't live without. But six hundred years later, a strange thing happened, the twentieth generation of the Qin State did not follow this ancestral system, that is, did not establish a prince.
You say that he will not stand, as soon as he ascended the throne, he succeeded a son and became the crown prince. You say he should stand up, after this prince was abolished, it has been eleven years since the Qin State had no prince. You say he doesn't have a son, he has two sons (don't interrupt). The matter of establishing a prince can't be delayed now. Why? Because the clan is gone. Zongzheng Mansion had to force him to make a prince immediately. The one who is most worried about this matter is Qin Gong's second brother. His second brother was robbed by the Rong people since he was a child, and it was not until eighteen years later that he was redeemed by his younger brother. The younger brother let the second brother be the official commander of the Zongzheng Mansion. Since this second brother is the Zongzheng Order, he has to worry about the clan. The crown prince ......"
"Stop, stop, stop." Weaver Niangniang knocked on the case a few times and stopped the Jing Supervisor who was hanging over the river. "Is this a business matter?"
"The master said that the family does not talk about business. Master Jing will talk about individual ones, what's going on? Nizi is not far behind in her gentle voice.
Jing Jian sighed and put down Zhenmu and said, "Jing Jian has a hard life! I don't know how much I was angry with Prince Li, and how many times I listened to Prince Li's words, my stomach was about to explode. I finally found a place outside the palace and poured out, but I didn't expect you two to ββ, alas! Is it true that Jing Jian only deserves to tell a joke to amuse him? Bad luck, bad luck. Let's tell a joke. Anyway, I'm going to suffocate if I don't say a lot of things today. β
"Wow - so strict? Then leave it up to you. "Nizi has a good heart, and when she heard that she was so pitiful, she thought about Jing Jian for the sake of Jing Jian.
"Well, let's talk about the little things about the Lord's diet!" Weaver Niangniang cared about his brother.
"Talk about eating, okay." Jing Jian patted Zhenmu and said, "Anyway, the lord is eating today." The lord eats chickens. "Smack!
"Lord Jing! Eat chickens, eat chickens, don't shoot that wood! Shoot a surprise and blow up! Nizi couldn't stand it and protested.
Jing Jian was impatient: "Hey, what's wrong today?" It's not going to work, that's not right, so I won't talk about it. It's a habit to shoot wood, how can it be a joke if you don't shoot it? How can you listen to it if you don't shoot? β
"You say, okay?" Nizi wants to know what the lord eats, and she learns to cook it for the master.
"Don't interrupt again! I'll get to the side. After Jing Jian reminded him, he patted Zhenmu again and said: "Today's morning food is made by Mrs. Han herself." The lord is dressed in a green eating jacket and wears a six-beam and seven-inch crown. After the banquet, the hand waved like this! β
"Han Nu brought the food table." Weaver Niangniang said for Jing Jian.
Jing Jian rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "Where." His second brother, Zong Zhengling, Qin Xi came. β
"The chicks are gone?" That's what Niko cares about.
"Why do you keep nagging about eating?" Jing Jian was annoyed by the two ladies.
"Aren't you talking about eating?" Weaver Niangniang retorted unconvinced.
"Is there still a festival when it comes to eating? Just eat a chicken, can you listen to what you say? Jing Jian asked rhetorically.
"Alright. Sister, you let Master Jing speak! In order to know what this chick tastes and how to make it, Nizi helped Jing Jian .
"It's still Mrs. Futing who cares about me." In order to win over the allies, Jing Jian praised Nizi's army.
"Then I'm bad?" When Weaver Niangniang heard this, she asked unhappily.
"Forget it. I'm not going to talk about it, okay? I was invited by you two, and I didn't come to be angry with your splints? If you like to listen or not, I'm just resting. Jing Jian threw the shocked wood on the case and stopped talking.
"Alright, Jing Jian. Are you still angry with me? It's my fault. Tell me! "Weaver Niangniang said good things to Jing Jian.
"I won't talk about it." Jing Jian really didn't talk about it, and put up a shelf.
"What are you not talking about?" Just as Jing Jian spoke. Gongsun Ying walked in and asked.
Jing Jian smiled: "Don't tell the jokes." β
"It's not. Lord Jing was talking about eating chickens just now. But I don't talk about chicks. The chick didn't speak, but when he said a righteous order, the three of us fought. Master Jing can't say it, so he won't talk about it. "Nizi is a straightforward person who tells the truth.