Chapter 38 of the middle volume is a man's heart
PS: Your sheep have two horns
Gnawed up my grass
I want to cut it off
It runs to your house
Your horse has four legs
muddied my waters
I call it a little villain
It kicked me in the mouth
Your wife has a mouth
Drained my mare's milk
I want to sleep with her
She hit me on a lonely crutch
The banquet for the front-line generals did not last long, because Liu Yu entered Chang'an less than two hours ago, and the emperor's envoy to comfort the three armies also arrived. The internal celebration of the generals of the Northern Mansion was temporarily replaced by washing the dust of the Qincha. In this way, Liu Yu can't indulge in drinking, can't laugh and scold, and the generals have to follow to restrain the amount of alcohol and restrain their tongues. As soon as the shelves were up, the wine hall became an officialdom, staggered but hypocritical, thoughtful and interested, completely unappetizing to this group of generals. After a few rounds of drinking, Qin Cha declared that he was too strong to drink and was about to retire. Liu Yu said that since Qin was tired of traveling and driving, it was better to rest first. Qin Cha said don't let me sweep the generals' wine, you might as well stay and continue to drink, forgive me for not being able to accompany you to the end. Having said that, the field was actually cold, and the generals said that we should also go back and serve the Qincha another day.
Chen Song and Guo Xu couldn't wait for this, and while Liu Yu accompanied Qin Cha to walk and chat, they got out of the crowd and rode out of the south gate of Chang'an. After running for a while in the night, I saw several bonfires on the bank of the river. After running a little further, the wind could already smell the aroma of barbecue and faintly hear laughter.
Have a barbecue feast for the brothers in the wilderness, and drink it heartily. Sing it drippingly, this is Hu Luzheng's idea. When Chen and Guo entered the palace for a banquet. Hu Luzheng had already found a good place by the water with the madman and Mung Bean with a group of soldiers and piled up firewood. The sheep were slaughtered, the wine was prepared, and the tents were set up. When Chen and Guo dismounted, the roasted whole sheep on several shelves was already crispy and tender, and the mutton fat was dripping on the charcoal fire, squeaking and squeaking, arousing a trace of cheerful snickering. When they saw them coming, all those who were sitting on the ground stood up. A tall figure ran towards them. hugged Guo Xu and almost threw him to the ground.
Xu Zhihao is back.
When hunting Abugan by the Yellow River, he knocked off Hu Luzheng's helmet with a flying hammer, and he was also shot by the latter as an arrow in the chest, but fortunately, his chest muscles were as wide as a small mountain bag, although they were torn layer by layer, but they still blocked the arrow less than half an inch from his heart. When the hussars fought all the way, he had been recuperating from injuries in the white straight team. The injury was healed, and Chang'an was also taken. He was chagrined: the brothers had fought all the way. Guo Xu and the madman even rode into Chang'an and grabbed the jackpot of the whole army; But he had finished most of the Northern Expedition, and he could only envy the military exploits of his brothers on the sickbed. But after thinking about it, I missed the hot show. It's better than missing out on a thousand blessings in the yang world. Thinking of the tragic death of the vegetable worm, and then thinking that he still had the blessing to reunite with the rest of the brothers, he couldn't help but increase the amount with his hand. Thank God.
Guo Xu pulled Xu Zhihao to the fire and ripped open his clothes. Visible in the bush-like chest hair, there is a pink clearing the size of a pigeon's egg. There will never be any more shrubs there. He carefully tapped there with his finger:
"Is that really okay? Can you hammer iron? ”
Xu Zhihao smiled innocently. Raised his fist the size of a bowl and slammed it firmly on the chest four or five times. Chen Song hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed his hand:
"Okay, okay, you're stunned, if it's an egg, I'll see how you smash it!"
The brethren burst into laughter.
Hu Luzheng turned out of the crowd, holding the wine bowl in one hand and putting his arm around Xu Zhihao's shoulders with the other:
"You were shot by me, you should have smashed my breasts!"
Chen Song smiled evilly and said You cunning old fox, can you compare smashing and shooting? In my opinion, either you stand up and let Xu Zhihao shoot an arrow, or let him smash your eggs, which one do you like?
Hu Luzheng rolled his eyes and pretended to be difficult to choose, and finally said that a man would rather give up his life than an egg, so let's shoot an arrow.
Amidst the laughter, the soldiers poured wine for everyone. In front of each person there are three small wooden square plates, one for cutting mutton, one filled with various local dried and fresh fruits, and the other for Hu cakes.
Chen Song picked up the wine bowl and glanced at everyone, wanting to say something, but he didn't know what to say. The Qin State was wiped out, the Qin army was swept away, and after the great victory, he was at a loss and drank it dry. The crowd followed with a sigh of relief. Chen Song looked at Guo Xu beside him, and wanted to say that you should give everyone a few words, but he just patted his knee.
Guo Xu was originally very interested on the way here, but now he sat down and looked at this circle of brothers, and his mood suddenly became low. One less vegetable worm, one more Hu Lu Zheng, the death of the vegetable worm, the order came from Ah Bo Gan, and Hu Lu Zheng was still defending Ah Bo Gan to the death at the last moment, and now, friend and foe are transposed, and Yin and Yang are separated. He remembered that day by the Yellow River, everyone drank and drank alcohol, and Xu Zhihao's last sentence was "Xianbei". Today, he really wanted to do this wine order again for the vegetable worm, but he couldn't say it because Hu Luzheng was in front of him. Looking up at the roasted whole sheep, the bodies that were erected for slaughter reminded him of the executed members of the Yao Qin royal family, whose heads were separated and left in Weibin. He couldn't bear to see Xiahou Yan's mother and son killed by the neck, but he could imagine the tragic situation of the family becoming ghosts in an instant. At this point, he could not find any reason to hate them. War is so weird, you fight and kill in a mess, and you find that some of the results are not what you want. From Xiahou Yan, to Sun Qiao, and to the sound of knives and axes cutting heads by the Wei River, I couldn't help but feel creepy, feeling that even if I fought hard to break my bones, I couldn't let Xiahou Yan's fate fall on her. The best way is to let her stay away from the war and live a small life in a safe and secure place. Many of these thoughts slipped like a meteor, but he lifted up the bowl and said nondescriptly:
"After the battle, I want to go back to fighting iron!"
Everyone knows that he is not good at words, but since he has picked up the bowl, there must be a toast or something, even if it is a "dry". Now when I heard such a headless and brainless heart, I was stunned at first, and then laughed.
Only Hu Luzheng didn't laugh. Chatted with Chen Song before. learned about the relationship between the vegetable worm and these people. Although he once "died for his confidant", he desperately defended Abogan. But he did not approve of his torture and killing of Jin prisoners of war. Now I'm sitting by the same campfire as the hardcore brother of the vegetable worm, and people don't talk about it. But the scars are still there. He knew that the Han people were tactful and would never touch this scar, but he was a Xianbei shepherd, and he would not hide anything in his heart.
"After the battle, I'm going back to herding sheep!"
People let out soft laughter. They could not imagine this archer taking off his armor and robe, lying drunk on the grass in a oily leather jacket, letting the sheep go from east to west and the sun to rise and set.
"Today's bowl of wine, I will first give it to your brother. Vegetable bugs! ”
Everyone bowed their heads and was silent.
The wood cracked and crackled.
"He was good, and before he died, he spoke to Abogan, and every word was made of iron. If I were Abogan, even if I wanted to kill him, I would make him happy, and I wouldn't torture him like that. That's it, he didn't say a soft word until the end. Abagan killed him, but did not defeat him. If you Han people were like him, like you, you wouldn't have retreated to the Yangtze River. ”
This Xianbei man. In this way, he poked everyone's wounds and all the Han people's wounds, but it was so glorious. Convincing.
"I used to look down on Han people, but since I've been with you. My mind changed. There are very bad Han people, and there are good Han people. We Xianbei people are the same. Abogan is my boss, and I have to follow his orders, but he is not very good. When I go back to herd sheep, I will tell our people that there are many Han people who can be friends, and Han people and Xianbei people fight back and forth, in fact, they will hurt a lot of good people. I drank this bowl of wine, and you drank it too, if you really treat me as a brother, don't hate me! For the sake of the rookie, you can cut me with a knife, just don't hide your hatred in your heart and not say it. ”
Under the firelight, Chen Song saw Hu Luzheng's eyes glistening with tears for the first time. Look at the brethren again, and there are tears in their eyes. I can't help but admire the Xianbei people.
"Hu Luzheng, don't underestimate us, since we sit down and drink the same jar of wine with you, we really treat you as a brother, not to mention that the vegetable worm did not die in your hands. Xu Zhihao was almost killed by you, Brother Zhihao, do you hate him? ”
Xu Zhihao shook his head:
"Fighting on the battlefield, life and death in the sky, what is there to hate! If my hammer is lower, won't it kill the big fox brother? ”
The crowd laughed and dried the wine.
Hu Luzheng did not sit down:
"You Han people drink and order, we are singing and dancing. I'll sing you a little key. ”
Chen Song has seen Hu Luzheng's singing. At this moment, the sky is clear, the water is speechless, the mutton is fragrant, the rice wine is sweet, and the bonfire illuminates the faces of these truce soldiers.
Not the melodious and deep long tune of the last time, but a witty and brisk ditty:
Your sheep have two horns
Gnawed up my grass
I want to cut it off
It runs to your house
Your horse has four legs
muddied my waters
I call it a little villain
It kicked me in the mouth
Your wife has a mouth
Drained my mare's milk
I want to sleep with her
She hit me on a lonely crutch
In the first paragraph, everyone couldn't help laughing, and in the second paragraph, they couldn't close their mouths, and in the third paragraph, a Xianbei man who wanted to get into the wrong thing stole chickens and rice, and was knocked with a stick by a Xianbei woman who only took advantage of the situation and did not suffer losses.
Like all drinking games in the army, as long as someone mentions women, the topic will automatically continue, and it will be difficult to get back into another lane without any power. After everyone guessed the boxing order and drank a few more rounds, the madman first lit the fire and said Brother Fox, there are many beautiful women in Chang'an, and they will rush to sleep with you, and they will never beat you with a lonely crutch, do you want me to take you there?
Guo Xu knew that the madman was lovesick for the brothel he saw that day, and sooner or later he would go to the affair, but he didn't expect to bring it up in this way. I just wanted to say that crazy people don't make trouble, but Hu Luzheng has already said with a bright eye that there really is such a place?
Chen Song guessed what the madman was going to say. The military discipline of the soldiers in Beifu is very strict, and officers and soldiers must not harass the people's daughters, but it is not forbidden for soldiers to prostitute themselves. Liu Yu once considered issuing a ban, mainly because he was worried that the soldiers would be infected with illness and reduce their personnel, and later thought that if the soldiers' exuberant energy was not vented from here, they would inevitably find another outlet. Inevitably, it was still necessary to harm the people, and finally decided to follow the rules. Let him go. Chen Song himself occasionally prostitutes, but he is very picky. Not only should they be beautiful, but they should also be able to play the piano and sing and dance, there is no shortage of such girls in Jiangnan brothels, Chang'an is the capital of Yao and Qin, and they should be able to pick an Oiran with both excellent skills. Now that Yao Qin has perished, there will be no big war in the short term, and it is natural for a soldier to have fun. Sure enough, after the madman frothed at the mouth and described the grandeur of the brothel, Hu Luzheng, Mung Bean and the others were ready to move. I can't wait to enter the city tonight, and take advantage of the victory to advance with the fierce advance of the crotch.
looked at Guo Xu again, but there was no sign of temptation. The latter, with his head down, used a knife to cut a piece of mutton into thin strips and then into small pieces, but did not put it in his mouth.
"Guo Xu, you have seen the Qinglou, is it as good as a madman said?"
The madman laughed.
"Big brother, you're asking the wrong question. Lao Guo already has a big beauty in his heart, so can he still look at those dusty women? ”
This is a new thing, Chen Song came to the spirit:
"Ah, no see for a few days. Our blacksmith brother is out of luck. Let's talk about it, did you break into Chang'an City and fall in love with Yao Hong's concubine? ”
The madman said that the concubine was not chosen. The concubine's comb is a handful, and Brother Guo wants to be courteous to his sweetheart. Very meticulous in his heart.
Chen Song said Oh my God, Guo Xu will give gifts! What kind of girl can make Guo Xu's hammer brain.
Guo Xu's face was already flushed at the moment. He was afraid that the madman would not show virtue in his mouth, so he raised his hands to stop everyone's coaxing, and whispered that it was the girl I rescued in the Xianbei camp that day, called Sun Qiao.
Chen Song has never met Xiaoqiao, so I don't know what she looks like. Hu Luzheng had seen it in Abogan's tent. He knew that the girl had been kidnapped by Abogan, and he had heard from the soldiers how Abogan tossed her all night long. Xianbei people never think of chastity, but he knows that Han people care, I heard that Guo Xu fell in love with the woman that Ah Bo had played with, although he felt that the two were a good match, but as brothers, there were some things that could not be hidden from Guo Xu, so he went over with a wine bowl:
"Brother, you drink three bowls of wine, I tell you an important thing."
Guo Xu finished drinking and looked at him eagerly. Hu Luzheng glanced at the people around him, and was a little hesitant. Although Guo Xu was sluggish, seeing him suspicious like this, he suddenly opened his mind and realized that Hu Luzheng used to be a person next to Ah Bogan, and what he wanted to say was vaguely imaginable. Sure enough, Hu Luzheng said that we should drink first and talk about it another day. Chen Song's mind was originally more detailed than Guo Xu's, and when he heard that this girl was rescued from the Xianbei camp, he had already thought of eighty or ninety percent, for Guo Xu's face, and said that you should talk about it another day, and today my brother will mainly drink. Unexpectedly, Guo Xu's stubborn temper rose, and he refused to withdraw his troops at all. Sun Qiao was abducted and plundered by Abogan, he knew it from the beginning. When the latter was saved, he was in a coma of abortion. He wasn't completely unaware of this, but these days, the thought had been wiped out of his mind by the growing lovesickness. What he wants is to spend tomorrow with this girl, not yesterday with her.
"Brother Fox, do you want to say that Sun Qiao was ruined by Ah Bo?"
Hu Luzheng didn't expect Guo Xu to be so calm and provocative, but he suddenly lost his ground, so he nodded awkwardly. Everyone didn't expect the topic to turn here, and they didn't know how to pay for it for a while. The soldiers were very interesting, and they all hid in the shadows outside the firelight. Guo Xu stood up, his figure was cast on the ground by the firelight, and he looked extremely tall.
"Brothers, Brother Fox is right. When I rescued Sun Qiao, she was in a coma, because she asked Lang Zhong for medicine and was having a baby. Yes, she's gone. But I still like her, more and more. I can't tell what I like about her, but I just like her. I want to marry her. Sometimes I think that it is not her own fault that a girl like her, who has been exiled to the north and taken captive, is precisely our incompetence. If we do well, if the Great Jin Dynasty does not fail, how can we let our women suffer this kind of crime? I can't do anything about the past, but from now on, as long as I, Guo Xu, am still alive, I will never let Sun Qiao suffer a little more sin and suffer a little more! ”
He has always been inarticulate, but this time he was rushed by true feelings, not only fluent and smooth, but also magnificent, and his excitement was not inferior to that of a horse. The brothers were silent for a long time as they heard him. In this troubled world full of wolf smoke, human life is cheap, the day is not safe, everyone rushes to kill together, nine deaths and a lifetime, the red stripes come and go without worry, no one has seriously thought about starting a family, and no one really puts which girl in their hearts, and now one of them is in love, and he wants to protect a weak woman with a nine-foot body, which touches the softest part of their hearts, and everyone is thinking about where they belong and don't know where they are. Finally, Chen Song said softly:
"Brother, you've grown up and become a man!"
Several people came over, gathered around Guo Xu, and reached out to pat his head.
Hu Luzheng suddenly became happy:
"Then brother, why didn't you bring her here today? Where is she? ”
Guo Xu said that I asked Ding Yi, the leader of the Baizhi team, and he said that Miss Sun was still in Tongguan, and she would wait for Chang'an to stop and see if she was willing to come.
Hu Lvzheng stamped his feet:
"What a fool you are! If you don't pick up the woman you love, you have to pick it up for you. If I were you, I would have flown over a long time ago! ”
Guo Xu suddenly felt that he was really stupid, he knew how to think about it in the past few days, and he didn't do anything.
Suddenly, I felt panicked.
I can't stay here any longer.
You must immediately get on the horse and go to Tongguan.
You have to follow the first rays of sunlight at dawn to knock on the door.
Chen Song looked at his appearance of six gods and no masters, smiled and shook his head:
"Brother, bear with me! After all, it's not good to walk at night, whether you meet Yao Qin's stragglers, or if you meet a wolf, it's all troublesome! Drink again, and you will take a small group of people early tomorrow morning, which is both safe and decent! ”
The more the mutton is roasted, the more fragrant it becomes, the more the wine is drunk, the more slippery it becomes, the madman orders one after another, Hu Luzheng sings a little song one after another, Chen Song later begins to dance the sword crookedly, and a group of soldiers guess boxing by the fire.
All kinds of excitement are dangling in front of him, but there is only one figure in Guo Xu's heart. (To be continued......)