"Borrow a cannon? All right! Lord Lin said happily: "I have two with me, one big and one small, which one do you want?!" ”

"Take it with you?!" Lu Dongzan and Asler looked at each other, and the cannon can also be carried with them? What a level of scientific and technological development Dahua has reached!

"My lord, can you borrow the cannon you are carrying?!" Lu Dongzan looked Lin Wanrong up and down, and said cautiously.

"A small cannon, that's it, the two of you also saw it." Lord Lin raised the musket in his hand and said: "This is called a hand-held cannon, it is the latest product jointly developed by Dahua and the West, and it is estimated that it will be assembled to our cavalry and infantry in a few years." ”

Lu Dongzan and Ashile have dealt with Lord Lin a few times, listening to his words, like clouds floating in the sky, I don't know which sentence is true and which sentence is false, but this musket has an exquisite structure and exquisite workmanship, and you can tell at a glance that it is not ordinary. Could it be that as Lord Lin said, Dahua has developed the latest hand-held firearms?

"Lord Lin, what about the other cannon, is it also on you?!" Asler asked hurriedly.

Lord Lin smiled: "The other one is called a cannon, of course it is also on me." This cannon is a natural artifact, majestic shape, boundless power, once bombarded twelve ** in one night and the firepower is still the same. How's that, awesome, right? Lord Lin glanced at the Hu women who were scantily dressed and scratching their heads, and nodded: "However, you Turkic women have a large physique, and they have been riding horses since childhood, and it is estimated that it will be a little difficult for this cannon to deal with twelve, and it is no problem to put down ten." ”

The more these two listened, the more confused they became, Lord Lin's cannon was going to hit ** for a while, and he was going to hit Hu Nu for a while, what kind of powerful thing was it?

Seeing the puzzled eyes of these two people. Lin Wanrong laughed and gave the two of them a dirty look: "Brother, Brother Lu, speaking of this cannon, in fact, you also have it, but it's just a trumpet." I have a larger caliber on my body, which makes women all over the world frightened and discouraged. ”

Only then did the two Turks understand what the cannon was that Lord Lin was talking about, he was simply a Sven scum, not even as good as a beast, such a person could be Dahua's deputy servant, which shows how far Dahua has declined.

Their hearts were filled with joy and sorrow. Asler laughed and said, "My lord really has a wonderful idea, I admire and admire it." It's just that what I wanted to borrow from the adults was the kind of artillery that was displayed in the martial arts arena that day, the kind that was extremely powerful and lightweight. ”

Lord Lin lowered his cheek and did not speak. Asler immediately continued: "The adults are young and vigorous, and the firepower is fierce, and I, the Turkic beauties, are just right to relieve the anger of the adults." How many of you-" He pointed at a few dancing Hu women in the field, and crackled for a while, hearing the smoke in Lord Lin's head, Damn, what kind of bird language is this, English is not like English, and French is not French.

Lu Dongzan knew that he didn't understand, so he automatically translated: "Asler said, let them serve Lord Lin well." Lord Lin, who was waiting, was comfortable. When he returned home, he reported to the Vija Khan and promoted them to be their parents and brothers. ”

As soon as the words fell, the effect was immediate, and several Huren women stuck up like kraft candy that could not be taken off, twisted their waists beside Lord Lin, and rubbed their bodies with their plump chests and round buttocks.

Turkic woman, the figure is really good, if you do a chest push, tsk, Lao Tzu is crooked. Lord Lin groped vigorously with both hands on the Hu girl, stretched down the silky satin into the robe, held the snow-white thigh, and squeezed it hard, and the Hu woman snorted, like a sleep-deprived Persian cat.

Seeing that Lord Lin was so bold and free, Asler and Lu Dongzan sighed to themselves. Asler swallowed his saliva and said, "My lord, the matter of borrowing cannons that we just mentioned to you, you see-"

Lord Lin's eyes narrowed, touched the chest of a bearded girl, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm afraid you're looking for the wrong person in this matter." I'm just a deputy squire of the ministry who hasn't yet taken office, a small official with a sesame mung bean, and I'm still being hollowed out. You should go to the barracks for such a thing as borrowing artillery. Don't you know anyone? In this way, let me introduce you to a person, General Dahua Li Tai, you know this, right?! He is in charge of the Biansai army, and he has a lot of red-coated cannons in his hands that you want, just go to him directly. Send some sweaty BMWs, send some beauties, and the road will be clear. ”

Asler sneered: "Lord Lin is joking, the old general Li Tai has been at war with my Turks for many years, how can we not know each other." If we can go his way, we won't have to look for you. ”

Lin Wanrong snorted in her heart, these Turks are not stupid, they know that the biggest threat to them in Dahua is the red-coated cannon. The previous redcoat cannons were bulky, bulky, extremely inconvenient to move, and had limited power against the Turks. But now it's different, Xu Wei got Lin Wanrong's guidance, and sent someone to the French ironclad ship to learn artillery technology, and after Xu Zhiqing's skillful improvement, not only shot farther, hit more accurately, the power of the artillery was greatly improved, and even the size was reduced a lot, as long as two war horses could be easily dragged away. The Turks were also knowledgeable and knew that artillery posed the greatest threat to them, so they tried every means to get a study of it. It's just that the number of newly improved cannons themselves is not very large, and they are controlled by Li Tai himself, and it is strictly forbidden to leak them, so they have not been able to succeed.

"Brother, what do you want the cannon for? Didn't you Turks conquer the world on horseback? The two horses with the heavy artillery can't be pulled, and it's useless for you to take them back! Lin Wanrong snorted.

Lu Dongzan's eyes flashed, and he nodded: "Lord Lin is right, we Turks are horseback people, and this artillery is really of little use to us." But we have been wandering around the capital for a few days, and we have nothing to do, and it happened that Ashler told me about Lord Lin inviting him to watch the cannon performance, and our brothers were all a little interested, so we wanted to get a cannon to play with. Besides, there are many rabbits and wild wolves on this mountain, so let's play with a few of them. As Lord Lin said, the cannon is so heavy that neither horse can pull it, and you don't have to worry about us pulling it away. Wait for us to play for a few days, and return it to you, in order to show our sincerity, Asler specially prepared four Turkic beauties and dedicated them to adults.

What kind of character is Lin Wanrong, that is the ancestor who plays tricks and tricks, seeing Asler's eyes flickering, he knows that he must have another plan. Lord Lin laughed and said, "It turns out that the two of you are going to borrow cannons to hunt, and they are really whimsical." It's just that I've just said it, and I'm soft-spoken. There's nothing you can do! ”

Lu Dongzan shook his head and said, "My lord is too modest. When you led the troops to exterminate the White Lotus Sect in Shandong, the artillery made great contributions and had a great prestige in the army, as long as you spoke, there was nothing that could not be done. ”

Damn, Hu Ren really planned to find out these things. Seeing that Asler and Lu Dongzan's eyes were eager, and the mood of getting the artillery could be imagined, Lin Wanrong sighed in embarrassment and said: "Two brothers, you don't know, although I have a lot of iron buddies in the army, I have nothing to say about the good relationship." But now the cannons of the Shenji Battalion are all in charge of Li Tai, this old man, you know, he is careful and cautious, and he has to personally light a little bit of the number of cannons every day before he is willing to sleep, even if I want to help, I can't help. ”

Asler and Lu Dongzan looked at each other, but they didn't expect this Lord Lin to look greedy for money and lustful. At a critical juncture, he suddenly became principled, and it seems that he still hasn't put enough effort into it. The two glanced at each other, Asler gritted his teeth, took out a small cloth bag from his arms and said, "Lord Lin, I ask you to see something." ”

The bag was not big and lightweight, and it was impossible to tell what was inside. As if he loved a baby, Asler carefully took it out and appeared in front of Lin Wanrong.

A faint pungent smell came, bitter with a peculiar fragrance, which was invigorating. Lin Wanrong closed her eyes and sniffed hard, the smell seemed familiar, and it seemed strange.

"My lord, this is a good thing." Asler licked his lips, a greedy glint flashed in his eyes, as if he was holding a handful of yellow gold in his hand, and even the calm Lu Dongzan's eyes lit up, staring at the small bag motionless.

Asler took a small pot without water and slowly poured the contents of the small bag into it, Lin Wanrong could see clearly, it was a handful of withered yellow leaves, which were cut into thin strips one by one, and the faint choking taste became more and more intense.

Without waiting for Lin Wanrong to take a closer look, Asler closed the lid of the pot, smiled mysteriously at Lin Wanrong, took a spark from the torch next to him, burned a piece of hay, and threw it into the pot very quickly.

W-what is this? Lord Lin sniffed deeply, and his face gradually became solemn.

Seeing the light smoke rising, Ashler and Lu Dongzan immediately showed joy, hurriedly put their nostrils to the spout, sniffed deeply, and then raised their heads together and let out a long breath, with an extremely carefree expression, as if they were gods in the sky.

"Lord Lin, come and take a sip." Asler hurriedly handed the small pot to Lin Wanrong and said politely.

Lin Wanrong took the small pot, his face sank into the water, and he squeezed the small pot tightly, so that he couldn't even feel the fiery pain in his hand. There are strange things every year, and there are a lot of them this year, how can things that even Dahua don't have appear in the hands of the Turks?

He took a deep breath at the spout, choking his nose with a hot sensation, and he couldn't help coughing twice. Asler and Lu Dongzan laughed, glanced at him, and said proudly, "Lord Lin, what do you think?" ”

Lin Wanrong pinched the small pot, was silent for a while, and said solemnly: "Brother, Brother Lu, where did this thing come from?!" ”

When the two of them saw that he didn't ask the name of this thing, but first asked about the origin, they were both a little surprised. That's amazing!

The two glanced at each other, and Lu Dong praised: "Lord Lin, have you seen this spicy nose grass before?" ”

"What grass ?!!" Lord Lin's eyes widened and he asked loudly.

"Spicy nose grass!" Seeing Lord Lin's expression, Lu Dongzan smiled and said, "Oh, the name of spicy nose grass." Adults must not have heard of it, this is our Turkic language, and you Dahua definitely do not have this kind of spicy nose grass. This spicy nose grass is born on the edge of the desert south of our Turks, near Dahua, and is naturally formed. But the quantity is very small, and it can't grow a few catties a year. When our warriors and horses were wounded and sick, and sometimes they were so sick that they could not even walk steadily, so we blew the smoke of the spicy nose grass into our nostrils, so that the sickness would be cured. Over time, everyone became addicted and liked the taste of this spicy nose grass more and more. It's just that this kind of spicy nose grass is not easy to grow, and I can only find two or three catties a year in the whole Turk. It is not false to say that it is ten thousand dollars. These are the trophies that the Great Khan rewarded me with when he exterminated Tiele five years ago, and I have treasured them to this day. Lord Lin, try it again, I promise you'll love Spicy Nose Grass. ”

"Spicy nose grass, spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong muttered twice, and suddenly laughed: "Okay, good, what a spicy nose grass." Indeed, your Turks are rich in produce. However, the two of them remembered that in the future, they could only call it spicy nose grass, not tobacco grass. Don't even call tobacco, otherwise, I'll be done with you. ”

"My lord, what do you mean by tobacco?" Lu Dongzan wondered.

"Tobacco is a smoky grass, not as good as your spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong grinned and said, "Brother, I said that you are too stingy, just order spicy nose grass, suck it in three or two bites, and then have some more." I brought it back to my eldest wife, my little wife, my father-in-law, and my mother-in-law to taste it. ”

Seeing that Lord Lin's interest was even higher than touching a woman's thighs, the two suddenly felt that there was a play. Ashler gritted his teeth, grabbed another handful of spicy nose grass from the small bag and was about to pack it, but when he saw Lord Lin stretch out his hand, he snatched the small bag, and said with a smile: "Why be so polite, just give it to me together, just go back and find a few people to do such a small thing as dividing the bag." ”

I've seen shamelessness, I've never seen such shamelessness, Dahua had a miracle, and he actually found such a person to be an official. Seeing Lord Lin unceremoniously put the spicy nose grass in his pocket, Asler was dripping blood in his heart, and the muscles on his face twitched a few times, but he had to force a smile and said: "Although this spicy nose grass is extremely precious, since the adults like it, Asler should give it with both hands." It's just the thing about borrowing cannons—"

Lord Lin accepted the gift, his chest slapped, and he laughed loudly: "No problem, let alone a cannon, even if it's an airplane, I can get it for you." Brother Lu, there is one more thing for my little brother to ask. ”

Seeing that Lord Lin readily agreed, the two of them were immediately overjoyed, and Lu Dongzan hurriedly said: "Lord Lin has something to say, Lu Dongzan must know everything, and he will say everything." ”

Lord Lin grinned: "Brother Lu, you have a wide range of knowledge, you must write." ”

"That's nature." Lu Dongzan smiled: "I won't say Turkic characters, even Dahua, I can write a lot." ”

"Wow, I didn't expect Brother Lu to be so capable, he even knew how to write my Dahua characters!" Lord Lin clapped his hands and smiled: "Brother Lu, can you draw me the border between your two countries?" Alas, I've been reading so much lately that I've forgotten where the borders are. Shame, shame! ”

Hell, this person is still shameless?! Asler was robbed of spicy nose grass by Lord Lin, just like cutting half a catty of meat on his body, which was not pleasing to the eyes of Lord Lin.

"It's easy!" Lu Dongzan said with a smile, took a piece of charcoal burned in the tent and drew it on the carpet in the big tent.

"My lord, please see, this is Ulan-Ude, here is Irkutsk, among them is Lake Baikal, which originally belonged to Tiele and Khitan, and then these two tribes were destroyed by our people, and this area is ours. To the south is the Sesagoge River, and the Checherleg, which we have destroyed and taken from Hui. Along the Jinshan (Altai Mountains) mountain range from east to west, north to Ust-Kut, are our Turkic territories. If there is a boundary between your two countries, then the boundary is here for the time being, and we call it Balikun, and you call it Yiwu. Lu Zhaozan really deserved to be a Turkic national teacher, drew a map and stretched out his hand, and in just a few minutes, he marked the sphere of influence of the Turks and Dahua on the map.

Lord Lin shook his head and said, "What a pervert, what a car grid, and what pants, these names are really good." Brother Lu, you Turks are really literate. ”

Lu Dongzan nodded and smiled: "That's nature." Our Turkic land straddles the two extremes of the desert and the steppe, and there are many nomadic peoples, except Tiele and Khitan, who were originally stronger than us. If my Turks don't have some real skills, how can they occupy such a large area and make all the peoples submit? ”

Submit to? Surrender a fart, who are you bluffing, the national issue is the most difficult to deal with, and when the time comes, they will rebel, and you will feel better. Lord Lin nodded and praised: "I have the ability, I really have the ability." Brother Lu, this is the Golden Mountain you are talking about? ”

"It's not the Golden Mountain, it's the Golden Mountain." Lu Dongzan corrected.

"Brother Lu is very knowledgeable, if the younger brother is not mistaken, this gold mountain seems to belong to my Dahua." Lord Lin grinned and said, "On the Golden Mountain of Beijing" Lao Tzu sang from childhood to adulthood, when will it be your turn to occupy the Golden Mountain?

Lu Dongzan saw that he was confused about the geographical location of Dahua and the Turks, and originally thought that he was a road blind, and sneered at him, and when he heard him say that Jinshan belonged to Dahua, he couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, the Turks and Dahua had been at war for many years, roughly bounded by the Jinshan Mountains, until in recent years, the Turks eliminated other forces in the north, and then broke through the Jinshan in a big way and invaded the Yiwu and Ejina lines. This kid said that Jin Shan belonged to Dahua, and it seems that he is not a person without a little common sense.

"This, disputes between the two countries, and mutual contacts are also common." Lu Dong praised.

"Mutual contact?!" Lord Lin smiled: "Oh, by the way, Brother Lu, what kind of spicy nose grass do you have, where does it grow?" ”

"Between Kobdo and Altai, this is the position!" Lu Dongzan pointed to the map and said curiously: "Lord Lin, what are you asking for?" ”

"Oh, nothing. Maybe one day, I'll go to Kobdo and have some contact with you. Lord Lin grinned and said non-seriously.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome Lord Lin to my Kobdo." Asler gritted his teeth and smiled: "Lord Lin, look at the cannon—"

"Well, it's on me, I'll let you know when it's done. Li Sheng, they will also need a period of time to develop—" Lord Lin muttered to himself.

"My lord, what R&D?" Asler wondered.

"Oh, I mean, get the latest cannon for you, so that you can hunt and have fun, as long as you don't bomb our palace when the time comes." Lord Lin didn't smile, but the words he said made the two Turkic envoys frightened.

Ashile and Lu Dongzan both had a strange feeling, this Lord Lin entered the Turkic camp as easily and casually as arriving at home, eating what should be eaten, touched by touching, taking what should be taken, there was no politeness, the benefits were all taken up by him, but for the things he promised, none of the two could eat accurately. Who's playing whom? The two of them were confused together.

As the sun set, Lord Lin burped, touched the chest of a charming bearded girl, and then took the "spicy nose grass" that Asler regarded as his life.

"Shameless! Shameless! Dirty bunny! Looking at Lord Lin's dashing back, Asler couldn't hold back his anger anymore, pulled out his saber with a bang, and roared loudly: "Lu Dongzan, I really want to cut him with a knife!" ”

Lu Dongzan said: "Asler, don't be impulsive. Did he not ask for the woman you gave him? ”

Asler snorted: "I didn't ask for it, but I kissed and touched it, and he took advantage of it, these are all the concubines in my account!" ”

"This person is not simple!! Asler, I hope you and I don't look away! Lu Dongzan said softly: "It's not a simple fart, if he arrives on the battlefield one day, I will definitely kill this kid first." Asler snorted and said, "Lu Dongzan, should we continue to contact on the other side?" ”

"Yes! And hold on! Be sure to be fast! Looking at Lin Wanrong's distant back, Lu Dongzan sighed lightly: "I have an ominous premonition, this Lin San will be a big trouble for us!" ”

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In fact, I've been working hard to code words, brothers have been waiting for a long time!!