Xu Jun touched Niya's forehead, stretched out his index finger, lifted Niya's chin a little frivolously and said, "Open your mouth and open it wider."

"What do you want to do?" Nia wondered.

"Don't move, do what I say"

Xu Jun pressed Niya against the wall and stopped Niya's struggle. Niya's face instantly became a little hot, she closed her eyes shyly, slowly opened her mouth, and her heartbeat accelerated significantly. It's a pity that Xu Jun still has a serious face, and he is quite puzzled and said: "Let you open your mouth, I didn't let you close your eyes, open your mouth wider"

Xu Jun frowned, as if he was observing and thinking about something, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand and rolled down Niya's eyelids and checked the color of Niya's white eyeballs. No matter how stupid Niya was, she also knew that Xu Jun didn't think about that, she was a little angry and said, "What are you doing?" Are you an idiot? ”

Xu Jun narrowed his eyes, ignored Niya's questioning, and just said to himself: "No, it doesn't seem to have a fever, and there is no disease, could it be that there is a mental problem, a psychological problem, that is troublesome."

Niya was angry, dared to be in love for a long time, and regarded her as a crazy woman. She was annoyed and said angrily: "Bastard, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have high martial arts, are you deliberately humiliating me?" ”

Xu Jun blinked, quite puzzled, how could he be humiliated? Is this clearly a concern, mental illness is a serious illness, and there is no psychiatrist these years, if the treatment is delayed, the good beauty becomes a crazy woman, isn't it a sin?

He patted Niya on the shoulder and said, "Sister Niya, I know that you have suffered a lot recently, and you have suffered a lot of changes, but no matter what, you must be strong." You don't have to talk about many things, and if you blindly hold it in your heart, something will happen, so it's better to say it. Mental illness is a serious illness that is far more difficult to treat than physical trauma. Don't worry, I won't discriminate against you."

Nia rolled her eyes and almost vomited blood and fainted. Xu Jun's kung fu is unparalleled in the world, and she has pulled the topic to an inexplicable direction, but she will not admit defeat, no matter what, she wants Xu Jun to fall in love with her, love to die and live, and love to be painful. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to swallow this breath.

She rolled her eyes, calculated her heart, and said with a straight face: "I heard that you stole the formula of the elixir of immortality, all to enter the palace to save a woman?" ”

Xu Jun's prodigal expression instantly froze on his face, and he frowned: "Who did you listen to, which bastard has such a big mouth, isn't it that damn fat man?" ”

Niya smiled and said, "It doesn't matter who said it, the key is whether it's worth it for you to do this?" ”

Xu Jun sneered and said, "In my world." There is nothing worth it or not, only whether it should be or not, but one thing must be declared, this young master's immortality elixir formula was not stolen. It was the old thing that gave it to me, damn bastard, even his own son is calculating, and he is not afraid of thunder and thunder. ”

Niya stroked Xu Jun's chest and said, "Don't be angry. If you are dissatisfied, if you have any grievances, say it, don't keep it in your heart. It's going to suffocate."

"Damn, don't mention it, Young Master Ben really didn't expect that old thing to come to this trick, you don't know" Xu Jun was just halfway through his words, and suddenly it occurred to him that he seemed to be dissolving Niya and doing psychological counseling for Niya, what kind of mess.

He glared at Nia viciously and said, "You're a smart woman, but did you know that smart people don't usually live long. Why do you ask so much? As long as you don't spend this money indiscriminately, it is enough for you to live the rest of your life in peace. Let's go, Young Master Ben doesn't want to see you again."

Xu Jun took out a handful of silver tickets and stuffed them into Niya's hand, and Niya snorted disdainfully: "In your eyes, am I the kind of woman who can be sent away with money?" You underestimate me too much, but I was also a Manichaean saint, and I have seen mountains of gold and silver, what is this silver ticket? ”

Niya snatched the silver ticket and stuffed it into her arms as she spoke, Xu Jun said speechlessly, "I thought you were going to tear this dung to pieces?" You've disappointed Young Master Ben so much."

"According to the laws of Great Qin, destroying coins without permission is punishable by capital punishment. The reason why I want these silver taels is purely for your sake. You have done so many bad things, and the money will not come cleanly, so it is better to give it to the poor and accumulate blessings. ”

"Am I supposed to thank you?"

"You're welcome, everyone knows each other so well, this little favor is nothing. If you still have money, you can give it all to me, I'm not afraid of being tired, and I don't care about suffering more sins for you, let me pray for you to eliminate disasters. ”

"No need, where do you want to pray for the disaster for the young master, you are obviously persecuting the young master, although the young master doesn't care about the silver, but if the young master gives you all the silver, it is estimated that you can only go to the street to be a beggar, and then the poor people you have helped, I don't know how many people will stretch out a warm hand." Therefore, Young Master Ben will not sympathize with a person lightly, Young Master Ben does not believe in heaven or earth, Young Master Ben only believes in himself. ”

Xu Jun talked eloquently, lonely men and widows, living in the same room, of course, there are endless eggs. If the atmosphere becomes awkward and the two of them don't know what to say, then it is estimated that the conversation will turn into hand-to-hand combat, and actions will replace words. Xu Jun didn't want to just send Jin Huanfeng away, so he came to a golden house to hide Jiao, he was not a cheap man, in case of any adverse effects, it was not to be drowned by the spitting stars of the people in the rivers and lakes. Who calls men jealous, they don't have an affair, they want to be romantic but they can only be single, and they are unbalanced when they see others having an affair.

However, Xu Jun did not plan to let Niya accompany him into the palace, this time entering the palace was dangerous, he had to go, there was no need to involve others. To be precise, it is difficult for him to take care of himself, and he can't drag himself down with a drag oil bottle. He arranged for Niya to have an upper room, and when the night was dark, he changed into a set of night clothes, jumped out of the window with his waist bent, and flew in the direction of the palace.

The artist is bold, he has had many adventures, and his martial arts have made rapid progress. Looking at the whole world, not many people can keep him. However, the palace is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, God knows what is terrible except for the old monster like the Red Lotus Heart Demon, although he is not afraid of any danger, but he is careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, and if he can do it, it is better to keep a low profile as much as possible. He held his breath and flew into the palace like a big bird.

"Head, something is wrong, it seems that a shadow flew over my head just now" The person who spoke was wearing armor and carrying an official knife at his waist. Five big and three coarse. The person called the head stroked the mustache on his mouth and said: "Erhu, have you secretly drunk again, how many times have you been sued, you are not allowed to drink when guarding the door, if those fathers-in-law find out that you are participating in a copy, you will have to peel off your skin if you don't die." ”

"Head, wronged, I didn't drink"

"Alright, don't be suspicious. The forbidden place of the palace, who fucking ate the ambition leopard gall. Dare to break into the palace privately, and stand honestly at your post"

The second tiger pouted aggrievedly, and could only give up. Xu Jun hid among the flowers not far away and breathed a long sigh of relief. carelessly lost Jingzhou, but he didn't expect to be almost discovered as soon as he entered the palace, it seems that he is still too careless, and he should be more careful. Although he is not afraid of a few guards, a good tiger can't stand a pack of wolves, once he leaks the target prematurely. It is bound to attract endless masters who will kill endlessly, and he will be tired and tired to death when the time comes.

Xu Jun walked slowly along the wall of the palace, trying to hide in the dark corners. Avoid shadows from moonlight. He had lived in the palace for quite some time and knew everything about it very well. Any seemingly rigorous and flawless defense system actually has fatal loopholes, as long as you find out the time and law of palace guards' patrols. As well as the route of each patrol guard, and the personality characteristics of the guards on duty, you can find the flaws.

If Xu Jun is not mistaken. The person on duty on the eighth day of the first month should be the head of the guard Zhao, this person is very arrogant, and he has to get by, and every patrol is to follow the established route step by step, symbolically patrol a circle, and do things hastily. And the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, what kind of head will cultivate what kind of subordinates, the reason why Xu Jun chose to enter the palace tonight is to avoid those difficult guards.

Xu Jun bent on his waist and tiptoed to Princess Mingzhu's bedroom. The best way to find out what's going on in the palace is, of course, to ask the people in the palace directly. Although Princess Mingzhu grew up in the palace, she was born with a peculiar personality, deviant, and extremely willful, as long as she is happy, she can do whatever she wants, quite the style of a person in the devil's way. Xu Jun believed that Princess Mingzhu would never call the guards to arrest him.

Xu Jun slipped into Princess Mingzhu's bedroom, took advantage of the palace maid's drowsiness, got into Princess Mingzhu's room, and slipped into the bed.

"Who..."As soon as Princess Mingzhu spoke, Xu Jun immediately covered Princess Mingzhu's mouth and said, "Call your sister, Master Ben and me."

Princess Mingzhu blinked, looked at it, and said with some shame: "It turns out that you bastard, you won't go out of the door, every time you appear on the princess's bed, what are your intentions, is it a crush on the beauty of this princess." People are also girls, so you can't pay attention. Sue you, this princess is not yet an adult, you really can't wait, then the palace master will suffer a loss, and you will be fine."

Xu Jun trembled, and almost had some kind of reaction, he flicked Princess Mingzhu's head and said, "Be quiet, you're afraid that others won't hear it." Don't take this young master to have fun, be careful of this young master's beasts, let you understand why the flowers are so red. ”

"You, what do you want to do" Princess Mingzhu was busy with her arms on her chest, she was happy on her lips, but she was actually still a child, plus the royal woman paid attention to chastity, but she stayed in the palace for a long time and faced those sissy eunuchs, and the guards who didn't dare to let go of the fart, she was panicked, she felt that Xu Jun was quite funny, and she laughed, but she didn't plan to really promise herself.

"Okay, okay, look at your bean sprouts, two cherries hanging on the body, the whole shrimp, Young Master Ben is not interested in you, this time Young Master Ben came to the palace to find you something."

"Oh" Princess Mingzhu was just about to ask something, when a palace maid's voice suddenly came from outside the room: "Your Royal Highness Princess, who are you talking to, are you calling a slave?" ”

Princess Mingzhu picked up a jade pillow at the head of the bed, slammed it to the door and said, "Get out of this princess, no one is allowed to approach the room without the summons of this princess." ”

Xu Jun shuddered, gasped, this face seemed to become too fast, turning into a demon in a second. Princess Mingzhu shook her hair a little embarrassed and said: "No way, you can't be angry with these sluts, you have to talk to them well, they will annoy you endlessly." But if you get angry, they will immediately be frightened and run away, for fear of getting burned. Say, what are you looking for this princess, declare it first, don't open your mouth if it's not beneficial, this princess never makes a loss-making business, and she hasn't settled accounts with you last time. If it weren't for the fact that you look a little funny, Princess Ben would have handed you over to those guards a long time ago. ”

Xu Jun frowned, thinking that women are so vulgar, do you care so much about his appearance. However, he does not despise these women. If you want to blame him, blame himself, who made him so handsome.

He leaned on Princess Mingzhu's ear and said, "Little one, last time I had to settle accounts with Young Master Ben, why didn't Young Master Ben know." ”

Princess Mingzhu gritted her teeth and said, "Bastard, I forgot about it." At the beginning, you lied to the princess and said that as long as you are safe, you will find a way to take the princess out of the palace, but the princess looks forward to it day and night, you don't even have a letter, and the princess hates people the most in her life and dares to lie to me. If it weren't for the fact that this princess couldn't leave this broken palace, she would have gone to the rivers and lakes with a sword to find you desperately. ”

"Did I say that?" Xu Jun blinked, how could he not remember that he had said such a thing? This must be a misunderstanding, or he is coaxing a child, and he is not a flower thief, how can he abduct an ignorant girl, if he really abducts Princess Mingzhu from the palace, then Long Yan must be angry. At that time, he will have to face unimaginable bloody storms, and his reputation is not very good. If the crime of abducting and selling the princess is confirmed, then the deeds of the thieves who framed him in the first place will inevitably be turned out again, and then the white will also become black. He jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it.

However, children, especially little girls, still have to be coaxed, and he cracks his mouth. showed a harmless smile and said, "Good sister, I teased you just now, such an important thing." How could my brother forget about jì? In fact, my brother has always wanted to take you out of the palace, but it is too unsafe outside, and my brother promises you that as long as you help your brother this time, my brother will definitely take you out. ”

"Bastard, less messy, who's your sister. What you said this time won't be perfunctory, right, you didn't lie to me"

"What do you think, Young Master Ben never deceives people"

Xu Jun's subtext is that Young Master Ben never deceives people, but you are a princess, not a person. However, he looked down on the women in the palace too much, although Princess Mingzhu was young, she was born in the emperor's family, and she had to face those intrigues and deceit since she was a child, how could she be moved by Xu Jun's three or two insincere words.

"Do you take this princess for a fool, this princess is a princess, not a boar. Idiot, you have been surrounded by the guards of this princess, hand over the elixir recipe and spare your life. Otherwise, I will cut you as a eunuch."

Princess Mingzhu took out a dagger and put it on Xu Jun's neck, Xu Jun was dumbfounded, he didn't know what the situation was, he blinked and said, "Are you okay, such a broken dagger wants to make Young Master Ben obey, it's too childish." also cut this young master as a eunuch, do you know where to cut? Little girl"

Princess Mingzhu smiled brightly and said, "Fool, you don't need to cut it by this princess herself." You think that the palace master's subordinates are all eating, when the princess threw things just now, the guards outside have surrounded the room, and it is difficult for you to fly now. For the sake of the past, as long as you obediently hand over the formula of the elixir of immortality, this princess will spare your life. ”

Xu Jun's complexion changed, and he muttered: "Damn, you don't really want the elixir formula, you are still far from getting old and ugly, what do you want the elixir formula to do?" ”

Xu Jun felt that his lungs were about to explode, and he walked for half his life at night, but he didn't expect to capsize in the gutter on a yellow-haired little girl, what is this. You said that those old things want the formula of the elixir of immortality, and it is understandable that Princess Mingzhu, a yellow-haired girl who has not yet reached the age of sixteen, is making a lot of fun.

"What do you know, don't you know that women are precocious, this princess is called prevention before it happens, prepare for the future, when I think that this princess will become old and ugly in the future, and her skin is wrinkled together, this princess is frightened, or prepare in advance. You're a little stupid, though. Don't you know that you have in your arms the treasure that people in the world dream of, and your brothers can't rely on it. You're going to throw yourself into the net, you're not a pig, are you? ”

"I belong to your uncle, force Lao Tzu to be rough, Lao Tzu will not pay, you bite me"

"This is what you asked for, it's none of the princess's business" Princess Mingzhu opened her mouth without hesitation and bit on Xu Jun's forearm, Xu Jun grinned in pain, and didn't dare to howl loudly, and her face changed instantly.

"Neurotic, madman, angry young master, you want the formula of the elixir of immortality, that's good for you"

"Isn't it, are you really going to give the elixir formula to this princess?" This time it was the little princess's turn to be surprised, she looked at Xu Jun in surprise, and her face was full of disbelief. Xu Jun smiled incomprehensibly and said: "Of course it's true, Young Master Ben has always been good at talking, how could he lie to you, a child." ”

Princess Mingzhu rolled her eyes and said, "Really?" You're not going to take a fake recipe and fool Princess Ben, are you? ”

"How so? Is this young master like that? Why are you so suspicious at such a young age? Don't worry, as long as you will obediently follow Young Master Ben in the future and be Young Master Ben's personal maid, what's the harm if the elixir formula is given to you. ”

"Bold, you dare to let this princess be your maid, so bold, aren't you afraid of the Nine Clans."

"Grass, the nine clans of Lao Tzu have already died, you should punish Young Master Ben again. There is no free lunch in the world, haven't you always wanted to leave the palace, Young Master Ben promised you, I will take you away this time. ”

"No need, you can give the formula of the elixir to this princess, this princess has changed her mind and doesn't want to leave the palace."

"Then how can I do it, my husband said that he would take you out and he must take you out, how can he regret it."

"Princess Ben said she didn't want to go out, don't you understand people's words."

"Okay, if you don't go out, the formula of the elixir of immortality won't be given, you have the ability to grab it."

"Don't you dare to be a princess"

"Come on..."

"Come on, come on, this princess is still afraid that you won't make it"

"Oops, you're biting again"

"I'm going to bite you, how's that?"

"Bite it, bite it, don't bite there"

"Where is that? What kind of murder weapon do you have in your pants, so strange, this princess is so big, I have never seen such a strange weapon. ”

"Don't move, or you'll bear the consequences"

Princess Mingzhu and Xu Jun scuffled together, rolling on the bed, the two rolled and rolled, the scuffle turned into entanglement, the sharp teeth turned into fragrant lips, the smell of the room also changed, it became a little yin, Xu Jun felt that he was too guilty. However, why is he so happy, the net text is honest and does not deceive me, Lori is really sweeter than any peerless beauty (to be continued......)