Chapter 275: Going to the house and revealing the tiles
Looking at the charming style and lazy demeanor of the thirteen niangs beside her, Yang Daguan suddenly exclaimed.
Oh, my God! Qing Niang learned badly, this word is ...... Thirteen Niang was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Official, what's wrong?" Didn't thunder? Why are you so alarmed? ”
"Hehe, the lady misunderstood, it's the lady's appearance that is so beautiful, so beautiful that it makes people suffocating, so beautiful that it makes people crazy, so beautiful that people can't help but scream...... Uh, lady, why don't we storm again...... Oh! ”
Yang Daguan screamed, his facial features were crowded together, and he gasped for air, and Thirteen Niang withdrew her slender jade fingers and glanced at him prettyly, with infinite style; She stretched out a jade arm, quickly took a mandarin duck belly pocket and retracted it into the quilt and put it on, Yang Daguan looked at it reluctantly, as if something in her life was being lost...... After freshening up, Yang Daguan didn't even care about breakfast, so he went to the front yard and yelled to recruit the servants of the family.
"You, take someone to the blacksmith shop in the city, and find an iron bar the size of chopsticks, no matter the shape, but at least twenty zhang long!"
Although I didn't know what to do with the iron bar, this order was quite normal, and the family Ding Jia happily took the order and left, and Yang Daguan continued to roar.
"You, give me a house to uncover the tiles!"
"You, dig a hole in the corner of the wall for me!"
Jia Ding B and Jia Ding C were instantly petrified...... "What are you still stunned for!" Hurry up! "Yang Daguan is like a dissatisfied woman, he shot like the wind, and rewarded B and C with a storm corn each.
The family members carried ladders and shovels to the inner courtyard while discussing.
B: "What do you say the officials are going to do?" ”
C: "Shhh Be quiet, what else can you do by digging a pit in the corner, it must be to bury the baby. ”
B: "No, why do you have to go to the house to uncover the tiles when you bury the baby?" ”
C: "You don't understand this, this is called attacking the east and west, trying to capture the past." ”
B: "........."
C: "Your way is to dig the foot of the wall, he is to go up to the house to uncover the tiles, your way is to go up to the house to uncover the tiles, he is to dig the foot of the wall; The gentleman on the beam is here, and the baby is at the foot of the wall; The burrowing rats are coming, and the baby is on the beam; The big officials are called false and real, and the soldiers are not tired of deceit, understand? ”
B: "Makes sense...... Well, that's not right! What if the gentleman on the beam and the rats who were digging holes came together? ”
C: "Cut, can the big officials not guard against this, haven't you seen the big officials let people sell iron bars?" ”
B: "What is that for?" ”
C: "You just have one word, stupid!" What else can you do with selling iron bars? Of course, it's to set up a net! ”
B: "No, if you want to lay out a net, why do you have to dig up walls and tiles?" ”
C: "............ If you have the ability, you can ask the big officials to go! ”
Yang Yi was just about to follow into the backyard to command, when a string of hurried horses' hooves came from outside the gate, and Li Yizhong came in in a hurry.
"My lord, last night the Jinluan Hall was struck by lightning, fortunately, it rained heavily at that time, and the fire did not ignite, but the dragon's spine of the Jinluan Hall was split."
"What ......"
Yang Yi was shocked, now the reformists are purging the old faction, and it is not a good thing that the spine of the Jinluan Palace has been split at this time, and it is inevitable that someone will make a big fuss about this matter.
The building of the palace is majestic and tall, and there is no lightning rod in these years, so it is not a strange thing to attract lightning strikes, according to Yang Yi, during the Tiansheng period of Renzong, the heavenly thunder hit the Yuqing Palace, causing a fire, burning down several palaces, and causing countless losses.
During the reign of Shenzong, the forbidden middle was also caused by lightning strikes, and if it weren't for the heavy rain in the sky, the inner treasury would have been engulfed by the fire, and the money and property gathered by Xining's transformation narrowly escaped.
Lightning strikes on palaces are a natural phenomenon in later generations and can be explained by scientific methods, but in this day and age, this is the wrath of heaven.
If the heavens are angry, it must be because the government has failed, or the monarch has lost his morality; In particular, the solemn and sacred Jinluan Hall was struck by lightning, which can arouse people's imagination even more, and it is not uncommon for the prime minister to step down due to certain natural phenomena in history.
Yang Yi nervously paced around the yard, but soon his pace slowed down; Crises often contain great opportunities, and the key is whether you can grasp them.
This lightning strike on the Golden Luan Hall gave others the opportunity to attack the rulers, but for himself, wouldn't this be a rare opportunity?
Yang Yi quickly returned to the study and wrote a letter to Empress Liu, asking Li Yizhong to bring it into the palace and hand it over to Xiaoju. called the staff Xiao Yi again, carefully ordered it, and Xiao Yi quickly left the house.
After everything was arranged, Yang Yi was in a good mood, flicked his sleeves freely, and prepared to go back to the backyard to continue his unfinished lightning rod business; The kind of thing that was so frightened that he hid in bed last night, he resolutely can't let it happen again, Yang Daguan is wise and martial, what is the matter of hiding under the bed when there is thunder?
He was wrapped in a golden flower on his head, wearing an ochre embroidered robe, a Lantian jade belt around his waist, flying phoenix black boots, dragon eyebrows and phoenix eyes, bright teeth and fresh lips, holding a jade fracture fan in his hand, plump and handsome, and walking out of the study with square steps...... "Ah! ”
Qing Niang was running quickly with her skirt, and collided with Yang Daguan, Qing Niang screamed, and her light body was knocked to the side; Yang Daguan stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the result was ...... Hey, it's soft, it's not worth holding, what is Qing Niang carrying in her arms?
"Ahh
This time, it was Yang Daguan's turn to scream, and he hurriedly let go, oh my God, I'm blaspheming!
Qing Niang is a fairy, and a fairy is also a god, isn't it, uh...... Qing Niang really grew up, although it is not very big, but the feel is simply ...... It's hard to talk to you.
Yang Daguan was still in a state of out-of-body experience, and unconsciously raised his hand to smell it, it was really - holding people's buds, and there was a lingering fragrance in his hand.
Qing Niang had fallen to the ground at this time, but fortunately, the grass was green at the bottom of the steps, and the little girl finally did not fall and get hurt; She didn't care about denouncing Yang Daguan's blasphemy charges, she got up and rubbed her sore buttocks, and said anxiously: "Brother Yang, go quickly, the little guy at home has set up a ladder and is going to the house to uncover the tiles?" We can't persuade them, they said that you let them do it, Brother Yang, go and stop them. ”
"Qing Niang! Don't panic, it's true that I asked them to do it, come, Brother Yang will see if you fell and hurt, your butt hurts, I'll help you rub ......"
"Brother Yang! You ......" The girl was coquettish, the peach blossoms flew on her cheeks, and the lotus feet were light, like a butterfly dancing among the flowers.
Only then did Yang Daguan realize that his words were a little inappropriate, and explained curtly: "Qing Niang, I didn't mean that, I was just afraid that you would hurt ......."
Qing Niang pinched the skirt and didn't dare to look up, tsk! The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, just like the shyness of the water lotus flower!
"Ahh Qing Niang suddenly exclaimed again, probably remembering the purpose of coming here, and pulled Yang Daguan and ran to the backyard, "Brother Yang, go quickly, the little guys are still picking up the house!" ”
"Qing Niang! Look at you, you've grown into a big girl, what kind of body is this startled and running around? Pay attention to the image and keep a ladylike posture at all times! ”
"But Brother Yang, they have ripped down the whole house, people are in a hurry!"
"I can't be in a hurry, let it change, I just take a leisurely stroll...... What the? The whole house has been ripped down! I'm not telling them to just pick up one road......"
Uh, it seems that I didn't confess, how did I just say it? Yes, you, give me a house to unveil the tiles! Oops! I didn't say how many tiles I uncovered just now, and I was going to follow the command in the backyard, but Li Yizhong's thousand knives came at this time.
"Not good! Qing Niang, run, it's too late, we have to sleep on the street tonight! ”
Yang Daguan threw the folding fan in his hand, and Saya ran to the backyard, as if there was a mad dog chasing after him. Leisurely walking can "step" like this, only Yang Daguan has one ear!
"Against you! Who told you to do that? Stop it! Stop it! All stopped. ”
Yang Daguan rushed to the backyard and found that the roof was full of small servants at home, and it was so hot that most of the house was ripped off, which really made people want to cry without tears.
The little guy on the roof stopped and said innocently: "Big official, didn't you let us go up to the house to uncover the tiles?" ”
Thirteen Niang crossed her small waist, looked at Yang Daguan with a resentful face, waiting for his words, her amorous eyes implied Taoism Lingguang, and her slender jade fingers pinched the embroidery needle, as if to tell Yang Daguanren to hurry up and give a reasonable explanation, otherwise he would practice human embroidery on him.
Yang Daguan choked for a moment, there was a feeling of suffocation, and after he avoided Thirteen Niang's gaze, he roared again like thunder: "It's right that I asked you to go to the house to uncover the tiles, but you didn't get the construction drawings, so you started work without authorization, and it was the other way around!" It's the other way around! Ming'er, immediately give each of them a piece of white silk. ”
"Uncle, what are you doing for Bai Aya for them?"
"The tiles have been stripped away, only the beams remain, and the clockwork white silk is so that they can stretch their necks and kick their feet!"
Seeing the cold light of the embroidery needle in Thirteen Niang's hand, Yang Daguan obviously planned to kill people.
Thirteen Niang heard this, the embroidery needle disappeared in the cuffs, and approached with a different smile and said: "Official, our family is not well-off, and it is too wasteful to send a white silk to each person, official, do you think this will work?" Just let them kick their feet and jump down, okay? ”
"Great, the lady is diligent and thrifty, and she is very comforting for her husband, uh...... By the way, I just asked them to dig a pit, did they dig it well? Lady, you think it's good to let them jump directly into the pit......"
"Okay, but it's up to the officials!"
"Ouch! Wife...... Yes...... This March is spring...... Oh....... the weather is so nice...... Yes...... Oh! ”
Yang Daguan let out an aria, subdued and frustrated, Thirteen Niang stood beside him with a charming smile, her expression was either charming or considerate, closely matching his aria, and the scene of the husband singing with the woman did not know how many people envied him.
Yang hurried to the scene with his grandson in his arms, and shouted from afar: "Son, what are you doing?" Why is this house going to be demolished? ”
Yang Daguan was in a hurry, took advantage of this opportunity to quickly get rid of Thirteen Niang, ran over and said, "Mother, this is not a house demolition..."
"Nonsense, isn't this a house demolition? The tiles have been stripped naked! ”
"Uh....... mother, listen to me, that's the case, this house leaked everywhere last night, I'll let them check the leak!"
"Oh, that's it! Son, it's not that my mother said you, this is the main house of you and Thirteen Niang, even if you come to check for leaks, such a big movement, you should let Lin Daochang choose an auspicious day to start construction, you are so nonsense, in case of murder, how can you be born, hurry up, please Lin Daochang! ”
Leak detection should also choose an auspicious day? And is it for Lin Miao's parallel goods to choose? Yang Daguan was suddenly scorched by thunder......
(To be continued)