On the way for Brother Wu Gong to escort Liu Sanbian and others back to Beijing, Brother Wu Gong joked with Liu Sanbian: "Brother Liu is a leader in opera, and he should belong to the generation who loves beauty and does not love the country, so why is he willing to leave the beauty valley town where the beauty is like a cloud?" ”

Although Brother Wugong's coachman and others did not dare to make a mistake in front of Liu Sanbian, when they heard Brother Wugong laugh at people like this, they would not control their emotions, and they laughed very presumptuously.

Liu Sanbian sneered at each other: "The beauties of the Beauty Valley are soaked in water, I am a natural landlubber, afraid of water, especially unlike some people, who are not fish, always want to lie in the water, not dragons, always dive in the abyss." Liu Sanbian laughed out loud after speaking, and the people who drove the car and were in charge of the guards were probably not happy because of Liu Sanbian's words, if they could reach the same level of intelligence, they would not dare to take the liberty of being happy.

Brother Wugong is self-aware, of course he knows that he is not Liu Sanbian's opponent and remains silent, but how can Liu Sanbian let go of Brother Wugong, he asked: "Some people don't do it, they don't preside over it, they dare to give up their freedom, and they are willing to be accompanied by Mei Jiaoniang, so why don't you take it with you, why don't you learn from the old brother and the leading brother?" ”

As everyone knows, the youngest son of the old brother is also among the peers, and he asked childishly: "What is the study of Wu Abba?" ”

"Adults are allowed to speak, but children are not allowed to interject!" Brother Wugong scolded lightly, "These are not found in the books of sages that you are familiar with. ”

The youngest son of the old elder brother was really stupid to read the sage book, and he was still asking seriously: "Speaking of my father, what does it have to do with the sage book, it should have something to do with the world?" ”

"That's right, that's right, this kid can't be said to be unintelligent!" Liu San changed his praise and said, "At a young age, he has the same IQ as his martial arts brother, which is really amazing!" ”

Brother Wugong can only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and he can't say anything about his suffering, and he is a big brother, and his IQ is better than that of his younger brother. It's a joke to say, it's too pediatric, isn't it?

So, Brother Wu Wu changed the topic and said: "Reading the book of sages, will you go to the brothel to be happy?" ”

"Our emperor once taught us to live and learn, to put books in the market, in the market, on people's lips, and even more in people's hearts." Among the people who traveled with him, only the old brother's child was a student who studied for a living. He replied, "My emperor also said that the stage is a condensation of life and events, and it is a classroom for indirect social education, so of course we should pay attention to it. ”

Liu Sanbian knew the intention of the martial arts elder brother, so he took the opportunity to praise the child and said: "My emperor is wise, and the children he teaches are also very good, he understands things in the world and can eat fireworks in the world." ”

"Great!" Brother Wugong patted the little shoulder of the old brother's child. "It's really not easy to get Master Liu's praise! Who is Master Liu? Look at beauty, smell beauty, hold beauty, hold beauty. Pillow beauty, create beauty, and always get in touch with beauty, can get the favor of beauty. At least I saw the shadow of beauty. ”

Where can the old brother's children understand the words, the series of "beauty" is so beautiful that he is happy.

"I'm still a kid. Don't teach badly! Liu Sanbian took the hand of the old elder brother and the child, "My emperor often said that you must resist temptation, be resistant to bad people, bad words and bad things, and be immune to indecent words. ”

The old brother's child was confused by the two adults, and his eyes wandered between martial arts brother and Liu Sanchang.

"Don't listen to the nonsense of rotten literati like Master Liu!" Brother Wu Gong said, "This kind of boring literati is too difficult to understand, just like a rat in the gutter, you don't look at that hideous face and know that it is a bad guy, if you accidentally eat the food it crawls on, you may be poisoned and out of control!" ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Wugong's words are out-and-out mice." Liu Sanbian said tooth for tooth, "It's not just a mouse, but it's a dead mouse, it smells like it, and it's extremely harmful." ”

The elder brother's youngest son was overwhelmed, so he had to turn his attention to the scenery along the way: the mountain roads along the way were bumpy, there were many trees, the mountains and rivers were beautiful, and unripe fruits sometimes came into view.

"If the little brother answers my question and satisfies me, I will entertain you to taste this bright and delicious mountain fruit." At this time, the carriage was passing through an unknown wild fruit forest surrounded by one person, and the trees were full of red and bright fruits, which was too tempting, Brother Wugong pointed to the fruit on his head.

The elder brother's youngest son nodded in agreement, and looked up at the tempting mountain fruit, which was so pleasant.

"In the Goolan brothel, who is your favorite actor?" Brother Wu Gong asked.

"It's small!" The youngest son of the old brother replied without hesitation.

"Clever, its new words are outspoken, it is indeed extraordinary, and the emperor will never forget it, good!" Brother Wugong smiled and gave a thumbs up, "So, the little junior sister who also likes the flower house?" ”

The answer of the elder brother's youngest son was unexpected: "The little junior sister is second!" ”

"Ah, what do you mean?" Brother Wugong asked in the midst of everyone's surprise.

"The most elegant is still the little sister's master." The youngest son of the old brother replied generously.

How could Brother Wugong let go of this unbelievable opportunity, he naturally asked in time.

"Wu Ji is as beautiful as a flower, delicate and lovely, and her smile is especially beautiful!" The youngest son of the old elder brother said, "And the singing voice is mellow and elegant, and the demeanor is light and smart, which makes people feel scattered!" ”

The words of the elder brother's youngest son surprised the people who traveled with him, and they looked at them differently.

"Well, I doubt that this child was taught by the sages?" Brother Wugong took out a piece of silver from his waist, didn't look at it, threw it on the tree, and said loudly, "Catch it!" ”

The mountain fruits on the tree fell straight down, and when Brother Wugong caught the silver ingot, he also took a few wild fruits, stuffed them into the hands of the old brother's youngest son, and urged: "Wipe it, you can eat it!" ”

The elder brother's youngest son took out the straw paper, wiped it, looked at the red wild fruit, and smiled: "It looks okay!" After speaking, he bit down, grinning with sourness.

"Is this dignity very sour?" Brother Wugong held the old brother's youngest son in his arms, "Is it much more sour than Master Liu's heart?" Master Liu listened to you, a hairy child, praise Wu Ji, and his heart was so sour! ”

The messenger who drove the carriage for them in front of him waved his whip, and when he heard that the wild fruit was very sour, he beat a few of them: "It's sour, quench your thirst, and feel comfortable!" ”

And another driver said: "It's normal for Master Liu to be worried about Wu Ji in the Flower Pavilion, and I also want to see what the current Wu family's filial piety drama looks like?" ”

"You're too ignorant! What to rob with Master Liu, can you rob Master Liu? Brother Wugong squeezed his eyebrows and said, "It's a big deal to quench your thirst, and Master Liu will still be angry!" ”

"Quenching your thirst will naturally give you a boost!" The youngest son of the old brother said.

The childish words caused everyone to laugh wildly, and the youngest son of the old brother thought that he had been affirmed and welcomed, and he looked happy.

"This kid is so innocent!" The driver at the front laughed and said, "What a good boy!" ”

And Brother Wugong held the old brother's youngest son in his arms: "You Shengjin is in your mouth, Master Liu Shengjin is elsewhere, you will understand when you grow up!" ”

"Brother Wugong has really grown up on this trip, and he has a lot of experience in his heart!" Liu Sanbian will not spare Brother Wugong lightly, "On the surface, he has a home, but in fact he has lost his home of humanity!" (To be continued......)