18. Dialect misleads people

The wind blew away the clouds, and the sky was full of stars.

The river is long.

The soldier came over with dinner, stood behind him without saying a word, and saw that Chen Song did not move, put down the dinner plate and walked away silently.

The oil lamps were lit, and the cabin was dim.

No one touched the chopsticks.

There was a faint cry in the shadows.

The Beifu soldiers are subordinate soldiers, breaking bones and connecting tendons, and killing 42 people means that one or two hundred or even more people have lost blood relatives, clan relatives, in-laws, and villagers.

Chen Song didn't know what to say to his subordinates.

After so many years of fighting, this group of men has long been hard-hearted, not to mention the 42 people in the whole army, even if 420 or 4200 people are broken in the blink of an eye, they will only rush forward with red eyes, stepping on blood, and roaring, and they will not be so depressed and depressed. The premise is: death from a fair fight between knife to knife, gun to gun, and phalanx to the other formation.

Being slaughtered with bare hands and losing their heads in a nest is the way to die of pigs, sheep, chickens and ducks, and it should not fall on the soldiers, especially the soldiers of Beifu who have fought a hundred battles.

The hatch opened, and Guo Xu stepped in, with an uncommon strange expression on his face.

Guo Xu was just about to bow down habitually, but Chen Song held his elbow:

"You're mistaken, now you're the team leader, I'm the building owner."

Guo Xu's mouth grinned reluctantly, and a trace of a smile dispersed before he could open it:

"That's a military order, since you can't disobey it, let him go. You'll always be the boss with me anyway. ”

Chen Song knew that there was no need to be polite between the two, but the rules were the rules, and they must not be broken. Reached out to help Guo Xu tidy up the strap of the cloak. The red cloak of the team owner and the cloak of the main basket have been replaced. is used to seeing Guo Xulan coming and going, and suddenly seeing him become popular is a bit funny. But I suddenly realized that this was not the right time to have any funny thoughts.

"I understand your intentions, but the meaning of the captain must be carried out to the letter."

Guo Xu didn't want to continue this topic, stretched out his hand and pulled Chen Song to sit down, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, untied the belt and took off the cloak, then lowered his head and exhaled, and then raised his head, his eyes were soaked with anxiety:

"The vegetable worm is gone."

"Who? Who's missing? ”

Without waiting for Guo Xu to respond, the madman and mung bean pushed the door in:

"Tell Team Master Chen, uh, Master Chen. No, tell Team Leader Guo"

Chen Song and Guo Xu made a "out of the way" gesture at the same time.

"Let's look forward, Xu Zhihao led people to look back, there was no leakage of a boat, and we didn't find it."

A soldier behind Guo Xu suddenly cried. Looking back, it was a cousin of the vegetable worm.

Caiworm, Cai Zhongli, a guy in a small pharmacy in Jingkou, and being a soldier was purely accidental.

A few days before the Yan Kingdom, Chen Song and Guo Xu took a group of people out hunting and roasted pheasants in the wild to eat. Everyone is fine, only one of them vomits and diarrhea. He prescribed a prescription with the army and found that there was a lack of medicine in the army. Cai Zhongli's pharmacy was not far from the hussar barracks, and Chen Song sent someone to grab the medicine. The soldier had been gone for a long time, and came back with a blue nose and swollen face.

"What's going on?" Chen Song couldn't help but be annoyed, because no one in the hussars had this virtue when they weren't fighting.

"The pharmacy guys don't give drugs, and they beat people!"

Chen Song was even more annoyed when he heard it:

"You called a medicine seller to call him?"

The Beifu soldiers are strictly disciplined and don't bully the people, but they can't let the people beat them like this.

The soldier's face was originally blue here and purple there, but at this moment, the rest of the face was red in a large area:

"His subordinates are incompetent, they can't beat him!"

"If you can't beat it, you still have the face to come back, get out!"

Chen Song waved his hand and sent away the unlucky bastard, pulling out his legs and walking out.

A personal soldier came over with a sword and was frightened by Chen Song's eyes:

"Do you want to do it? Take a sword against the common people? It's a long time! ”

Chen Song, the new leader of the hussars, without armor, walked slowly and leisurely in the direction of the pharmacy. Before I could get to the front, I heard shouting and crackling inside.

Guo Xu rushed in first, and immediately smelled the medicinal fragrance all over the room, mixed with a strong smell of sweat! The incense is because the medicine cabinet has fallen to the ground, and the smell is because the men are beating hard.

The beaten soldier returned to the barracks and saw Chen Song, and the brothers who were close to the iron knew about it first.

Knowing it, it blew up.

After the bombing, it hit the door.

Guo Xu was about to stop, but was stopped by Chen Song. Team Leader Chen was interested, wanting to see who was sacred, who could beat his own soldiers.

What a good hand. This guy is of medium height, lean and lean, with very flexible legs and feet. The soldiers did not carry weapons, but each man had a helmet. The guy is not ambiguous, waving something in his hand, and he is very vigorous. Guo Xu took a closer look, and it turned out to be a piece of cloth soaked in water. The man twisted the cloth into a strand of rope and used it as a stick, an inch long and an inch strong. The snapping sound that Guo Xu heard was made by this thing slapping on the soldier's body. There was a soldier sitting on the ground with his face covered, presumably he had been tricked there.

As soon as Chen Song and the others walked into the house, the fight stopped. As soon as the soldier saw the team leader, his mind instantly cleared. I wanted to slip away, but the door was blocked. The guy looked at Chen Song's dress and demeanor, and knew that he was not a small soldier, but he was not panicked.

Chen Song frowned:

"Bring back these beasts who harassed the people, together with the one in front, each with a hundred military sticks, and after the beating, he will personally examine his injuries, and whoever shows mercy will be punished twice as much!"

The faces of the soldiers turned white. Chen Song is a well-known smiling Bodhisattva face-turner. Rewarding people has always been lavish, and punishing people is also drastic. There is a way to learn from Liu Yu.

When the man heard this, he took a few steps forward and bowed.

"Xiaomin admires the strict discipline of the general, but although these military masters are at fault, they are willing to apologize and compensate for things, don't fight so hard, I can't help it if it is broken!"

Guo Xu fell in love with this person in an instant.

Chen Song was expressionless.

"I have received your wishes for these brothers, but how to fight and how to fight is the rule in my army. As for you, you have to explain to me why you started to beat my soldier so hard! If you are reasonable, I will compensate for the loss of this pharmacy; If you ignore it, then you can carry this mess by yourself, and we will even out each other. ”

The guy laughed. turned around and moved a Hu bed and invited Chen Song to sit.

"The military master you said has little ability and no small temper."

This one mouth does not score. "The temper is not small" may be true, but "the ability is not big" is a bit ugly. Chen Song's personal soldiers, who dare not say that they have experienced a hundred battles, are all rolled over with knives and shining names in the merit book.

As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, saying that he urgently needed two taels of spring grass, although I said that I was not a serious Langzhong, but I took medicine according to the prescription every day, and then listened to the diagnosis of the disease, and I knew a little bit of pharmacology. The medicine he asked for was very strange, not like it was needed in the army. “

This was quite unexpected, Chen Song and Guo Xu glanced at each other.

I was kind enough to ask him who was sick. This military master is a little anxious, saying that you only need to administer medicine, and a lot of your money, what are you talking about! I said that it is not a matter of money or money, this medicine is not an ordinary thing, if you catch it wrong, it will not cure the disease if it is small, and it will eat the dead if it is large. ”

Guo Xu nodded, looked at Chen Song again, and flashed a little "what you said is reasonable" eyes.

"Who knew that the military master was even more anxious, saying that who wants you to ramble these ** eggs! Lang Zhong in our army, that is hired by the imperial court from the north at a great price, a serious Hua Tuo apprentice, is not as good as your half bottle of urine! ”

Guo Xu couldn't help but laugh. It seems that the kung fu of this Qiu Ba bragging and scolding is underestimated. Of course, Hua Tuo's disciples are vain, and deliberately saying that half a bottle of vinegar is half a bottle of urine, which is too deceitful.

"I wanted to have a seizure, but after thinking about it, my small shop was opened next to the barracks, and I offended the military master, so I will not be able to mix it up in the future, so I will bear with it. But after thinking about it again, if the medicine that went out of me was bad for people, I wouldn't have to carry it! So there was another mouth, saying that this famous doctor in the army really only treats military masters? ”

Chen Song already felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it clearly.

"The military master was in a hurry, saying that I was there to save people like fighting fires, but you are blindly looking for fun here. As he spoke, he picked up a ledger and smashed it. I couldn't help it, so I just started it! ”

Chen Song figured out at this time.

"What do you mean by asking him repeatedly who is sick?"

"Ah, that's right. Spring grass has only one purpose, that is, to regulate women's roads, rectify menstruation, clean the lower yin, and the first ** Furong Building in Beijing has always been a big buyer. ”

The room burst into laughter. Guo Xu instantly associated "hussars" and "prostitutes" together.

Prostitutes are not illegal in the army, and Liu Yu, the commander of the Beifu Army, is now in a high position, and many hobbies have been abandoned, but he was a frequent visitor to Furong House back then. His rule was that in non-war times, prostitutes were allowed, but they were not allowed to take prostitutes to the barracks, and second, they were not allowed to divulge military information to prostitutes. Rao is like this, the pro-soldiers of the dignified team leader are still too funny to buy ** medicine to wash their lower bodies.

Chen Song has been completely conquered by curiosity.

"There was a brother in our army who ate pheasant chicken and broke his stomach, vomiting and diarrhea. Lang Zhong prescribed the medicine and personally instructed my personal soldier to grab the medicine, could Lang Zhong make such a low-level mistake? ”

When the fellow heard this, he laughed insolently, and it took him a long time to come to his senses.

"I finally got it! Dare to ask where is that Lang Zhong from? ”

Chen Song thought about it, but before he could reply, he interjected as a soldier:

"Longxi Luoyang people."

The guy slapped his thigh:

"I said it! To detoxify and stop diarrhea, there is a medicine, called spring and autumn grass. Longxi dialect says autumn, which sounds like knocking. Lang Zhong said that the spring and autumn grass, the pro-soldier sounds like the spring grass! ”

The room was full of laughter again.

This guy is Cai Zhongli.

After a few drinks, the brothers felt that Cai Zhongli was too sven, so they changed his name to Caiworm.

The day before the brigade set out for the Yan Kingdom, the vegetable worm gritted his teeth, quit his errand, and became a soldier to eat food.

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