Chapter 239: Fooling Lu Bu
Hearing Ji Ping's inquiry, Lu Bu pointed to Fang Tian's halberd, and said proudly: "This Fang Tian's halberd is made of fine iron by a famous craftsman, weighing eighty-four catties. ”
He still hasn't said a word, this Fang Tian painting halberd is still after he saw the Fang Tian painting halberd of the Shenwu King in Luoyang, he felt that the original long halberd was too shabby, and he couldn't find someone to imitate it. Speaking of which, Ji Ping's use of Fang Tian's halberd was still before Lu Bu.
Ji Ping got up and stretched, grabbed the Fang Tian painting halberd and lifted it, pretending not to move, and shook his head again and again: "It's too heavy, it's too heavy, Feng Xian, don't you get tired of carrying this halberd every day?" ”
Lu Bu said proudly: "Although this halberd has eighty-four catties, it is as light as nothing, galloping on the battlefield, cutting off the head and waist, like chopping grass mustard!" ”
Ji Ping's eyes flashed, he shook his head and smiled: "That's on the battlefield, I always carry it on weekdays, and I'm too tired, not to mention lifting a halberd all day long, my behavior is too clumsy, and it's not elegant, and I look like a reckless man." ”
Huo Xiaoyu couldn't help but smile on the side.
Lu Bu's face became a little ugly, he had always been handsome with Fang Tian's halberd, and he felt extremely good about himself, at this time, he was said to be a reckless man by Ji Ping, and he was a little displeased, and snorted coldly: "As a general, how can you not take weapons, can't you learn from those scribes?" ”
Ji Ping shook his head and said: "Lupine scarf, it also depends on who takes it, if you have a romantic and elegant appearance, you can strategize and win thousands of miles, the lupine scarf has its own bearing, if it is a simple martial artist wearing a scarf and shaking a feather fan, it is just a stupid hat." ”
Giggled, Huo Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh out loud after all.
Lu Bu's face turned red, and he stood up and held Fang Tian's halberd. Said angrily: "Changsheng, come." Come, come. This stupid hat will compete with you to see who is better? ”
Ji Ping looked up in amazement, looked at Lu Bu, and said in surprise: "Fengxian, what are you doing?" The younger brother is talking about Dong Huang's house, could it be that Feng Xian thought he was talking about you? Feng Xian is a hero in the world, how can he be vain? ”
After that, he raised his glass and toasted Lu Bu with a glass of wine, and said sincerely: "You know, in the eyes of the little brother." Huainan Yuan Shu, dry bones in the mound, Hebei Yuan Shao is in vain, Youzhou Gongsun Zhan, although the courage is not as good as Feng Xian, today under the hero, only Feng Xian. ”
Lu Bu froze there, holding a sentence in his chest and unable to say it, trembling all over.
Huo Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh. I felt that the posture was indecent, and hurriedly ran away.
Ji Ping got up and sat down the angry Lu Bu, filled him with a glass of wine, and said, "Fengxian." In the opinion of the younger brother, you should not look for a wrestler, always accompany you. It is specially used to carry halberds, and Feng Xian wears a golden crown, a brocade robe, and a long sword at his waist. Reflecting with the wrestlers behind him, one clumsy and one elegant. More magnificent. ”
"Lux?" Lu Bu's eyes flickered, as if he intended to move, and then shook his head and said, "I don't mention the halberd, I'm not used to it." ”
Ji Ping shook his head and said with a smile: "Could it be that Feng Feng became a general before he became a general, and he still raised his halberd to enter the court and assist the government?" I'm afraid to laugh. A hundred years later, we are waiting for the ancients, and the natural name of the ancestors has been passed down through the ages, and the descendants have built temples and shrines, which are for the martial saints, and the first is in the center, and there are halberds and horsemen on the left and right, isn't it more majestic? ”
Lu Bu was a little dizzy by Ji Ping's words, and hesitated: "This ...... If you don't hold a halberd, what should you do if there is an accident? ”
Ji Ping said with a smile: "With Fengxian's martial arts, there is no need to draw halberds, only with a long sword, who in the world can be opposed?" ”
When Lu Bu heard this, he showed a rather proud look: "This is true, if you talk about martial arts, you are not afraid of anyone." ”
Seeing that there was still a fire, Ji Ping suddenly remembered the martial arts novels he had read in later generations, and immediately said: "Can Feng Xian know the three realms of martial arts?" ”
"The Three Realms of Martial Arts?" Lu Bu's eyes lit up: "Please speak." ”
At this stage of Lu Bu, it is difficult to make an inch of progress in martial arts, and what he has been pursuing is martial arts.
At this time, Yin Muyue also came over, and when she heard Ji Ping mention the Three Realms of Martial Dao, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she pricked up her little ears to listen.
Ji Ping said with a smile: "Feng first uses a halberd, then uses a halberd, if an ordinary martial artist, fighting with others, using brute force, fierce and fierce, this is the last stream, not into the martial arts, needless to say." ”
Lu Bu's old face turned red, not into the martial arts? It seems that this is how it is.
Ji Ping said again: "There is a halberd in the hand, such as the arm fingers, the combination of rigidity and softness, moving at will, if it is clumsy, there is no trick to win, this is the first realm of martial arts." ”
"What a combination of rigidity and softness, great ingenuity, no trick to win!" Lu Bu's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but slap his palms and praise, he seemed to have touched this realm.
Yin Muyue on the side was also quite inspired, and hurriedly called Lu Lingqi, who was still practicing martial arts, to listen.
"No tricks to win, but it's just the first realm?" Lu Bu was a little impatient: "Dare to ask the second realm?" ”
Ji Ping said: "The second realm of martial arts, people are halberds, halberds are people, not stuck in things, plants, trees, bamboos and stones are all sharp weapons, all can be halberds, swords are halberds, knives are halberds, sticks are halberds, fists are halberds." ”
"A person is a halberd, and a halberd is a human ......," Lu Bu muttered, confused.
The little girl on the side, Lu Lingqi, couldn't help but ask, "Master, how can a halberd be a human?" How can grass, trees, bamboos and stones be halberds, they are not as sharp as halberds. ”
Ji Ping's leisurely expression froze, but Lu Bu didn't see it, but just waved his hand at Lu Lingqi: "You are still young, what do you know, go and practice the halberd." ”
Lu Lingqi stuck out her tongue and took the miniature version of Fang Tian's painting halberd to practice her moves.
"What is the third realm?" Lu Bu asked again.
Ji Ping secretly breathed a sigh of relief, revealing a leisurely and yearning look, and said: "The third realm, the wonderful ginseng creation, no self and no halberd, no joy, no sorrow and no mercy, the halberd I forget, it is said that it can be released from the inside and outside, turned into a halberd, omnipresent, indestructible." ”
"Vaporize the halberd, indestructible......" Lu Bu also showed a look of fascination, and after a long time, he hugged his fist to Ji Ping and said: "Listening to Changsheng's words today, I know that a certain person is a toad at the bottom of the well." ”
Burst! Ji Pingden was amused by Lu Bu's self-metaphor of "toad at the bottom of the well", and just drank a mouthful of wine in his mouth, squirted out, pointed at Lu Bu, and laughed breathlessly.
Lu Bu looked a little dazed.
Lu Lingqi, who practiced martial arts outside the pavilion, chuckled: "Father, it's not a toad at the bottom of the well, it's 'the well frog can't talk to the sea, and it's confined to the void', from Zhuangzi Qiushui, the master mother just taught Ling'er yesterday." ”
When Lu Bu was not in Chang'an, Lu Lingqi also came to the house from time to time, Tang Wan and Yin Muyue liked her quite a lot and taught her a lot of things.
was refuted by his daughter, Lu Bu felt faceless, and reprimanded with a straight face: "What do children know, toads are not frogs." ”
Lu Lingqi stopped practicing the halberd, raised her head and said seriously: "Toads are different from frogs, toads are so ugly." ”
Hahahaha!
Ji Ping couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Lu Bu's old face was suddenly choked red by his daughter, and he glared at Lu Lingqi: "I don't practice halberd yet." He couldn't wait to look at Ji Ping: "Changsheng, quickly write these three realms on paper, and I have to go back and think about it carefully." ”
Ji Ping nodded, and immediately wrote with a pen.
Lu Bu took the piece of paper and looked at it carefully, dried it, folded it carefully, put it in his arms, and couldn't help but praise: "The word of immortality is indeed a must, not worse than Cai Zhonglang." ”
Ji Ping smiled: "Fengxian's words have also grown a lot. His words were naturally quite against his will, to be honest, Lu Bu's current words were just written, just like a word.
Unexpectedly, Lu Bu was indeed quite complacent: "Thanks to Changsheng's guidance, yesterday Wang Situ invited his brother to go to the mansion, and asked him to write a picture for his brother." ”
Wang Yun made a move? Ji Ping's heart moved, his face was indeed impassive, and he said, "Oh? Wang Situ actually invited Feng Xian to the mansion? But I don't know what to say? ”
Lu Bu shook his head and said: "Brother Wei specially recommended the word immortal to Situ, but Situ didn't say anything, just talked about the feelings of fellow villagers with Brother Wei, but presumably Situ will invite Changsheng to the mansion in a few days." ”
Ji Ping sneered in his heart, Wang Yun has always been very self-assured, and looking for Lu Bu is just Xiang Zhuang dancing the sword and intending to Pei Gong, how can he care about what calligraphy he mentioned.
He immediately smiled and said: "Wang Situ is famous all over the world, and since he has the friendship of fellow villagers with Feng Xian, then Feng Xian should move around more." ”
Lu Bu nodded, suddenly remembered something, a trace of gloom flashed in his eyes, and sighed: "Wang Situ is easy to deal with, but now the father-in-law is becoming more and more incomprehensible, the day before yesterday a certain committed some trivial things, so he threw a small halberd at a certain one, and almost took the life of a certain person." ”
Ji Ping sighed: "Master Dong has the authority in his hands, and he is powerful all over the world, so when he acts under him, he must be cautious." ”
Lu Bu drank a glass of wine, and sighed: "The father-in-law was not like this at the beginning, I remember that more than ten years ago, the father-in-law was appointed to the history of the state assassination, and he was still a young general as a brother. ”
Ji Ping was silent, Dong Zhuo was still before Ding Yuan, listening to what Lu Bu said, he knew Dong Zhuo before he knew Ding Yuan, and it seemed that Dong Zhuo had made a lot of meritorious contributions at the beginning, he couldn't help sighing: "People will always change, and they will continue to lose themselves in power." ”
Lu Bu was also silent.
After a while, Lu Bu said goodbye and left.
Ji Ping turned around and saw that Yin Muyue was still in a daze, so he couldn't help pinching her nose and said with a smile: "Crescent Yue'er, what are you thinking?" ”
Yin Muyue looked at Ji Ping, her eyes were full of admiration: "Plants and trees can be halberds, it turns out that the husband has such a deep understanding of martial arts!" ”
Ji Ping's expression stiffened, and his mouth moved: "Crescent Yue'er, you still listen to Xiao Ling'er." ”
"What?" Yin Muyue looked a little dazed.
Ji Ping rubbed Yin Muyue's somewhat cute face fiercely, and laughed: "The grass, trees, bamboos and stones have sharp knives and halberds!" ”
Yin Muyue opened Ji Ping's hand and touched her face, still a little dazed: "What did the husband say to Lu Bu?" ”
Ji Ping said hesitantly: "I just want him to find someone to carry the halberd." ”
At this time, Huo Xiaoyu came over and said, "Son, Madame has made a meal." ”
Ji Ping's eyes lit up suddenly, and he pulled Yin Muyue, who was still a little dazed, and said busily: "Let's go, let's eat." I haven't seen her for two years, and Wan'er's craftsmanship is getting better and better. (To be continued.) )