The speed of the Tokyo tabloids is simply amazing.

Yang Yi, Zhao Ruo, and Zhang Zeduan had just had a few drinks in the Fanglou, and when they went downstairs to relieve themselves, they heard that there were people in the building who were looking for a Fang guest reading the newspaper.

I only heard the blue-robed scholar shake his head and read: "At three o'clock in the afternoon today, there was a shocking brawl on Andingfang South Street, and the participants: First, Hu Yibo, the nephew of Yin Hu Zongyu of Kaifeng Mansion, and four healthy servants. second, Zhao Ruo, the chief council member and the governor of the Metropolitan Water Supervision and Supervision Department, and two healthy servants; Third, Ning Guogong, a scholar of Hallym University, a member of the Privy Council, and an academician of Hallym Painting, Yang Yi is also"

Yang Yi had just drunk a lot of wine, and when he heard this, he almost squirted out. Didn't the mean to be cold! Although Lao Tzu did get a mixed student in the Hanlin Painting Academy, he didn't receive a salary! Can this count?

"The murder weapons used by both sides: wooden sticks, silver sticks, eggs, ........."

"Ning Guogong Xiping Party Item, the south of Jiaozhi, great achievements, even in the street with people to fight?"

"That's it, do you still use eggs? This is really a strange anecdote, read it quickly! ”

“…….”

A large group of Fang Seekers and Qinglou girls surrounded them, urging the blue-robed scholar with a gossip.

The blue-robed scholar was even more energetic, and read with full of energy: "At that time, Chen Jiaju, the first-level reporter of this newspaper, witnessed the whole process of the incident with his own eyes. The cause of the incident starts with Yu Jiu of Andingfang, who broke a leg last year. However, if Seon loses his horse, how do you know if it is a blessing? After Yu Jiu's broken leg was cured by Baicaotang for free, he was grateful to Ning Guogong's family. coincided with the return of the Xia Banshi of the Duke of Ningguo, Yu Jiu took his own wife and the only son of the nickname Huzi to the street to welcome the army of the Duke of Ningguo into the city; It is said that at that time, the tiger voted for a Lin Yi to Ning Guo. Ning Guogong took a bite and took a bite, maybe it was because the forest was particularly fragrant, Ning Guogong laughed after tasting it, and immediately recognized the tiger as a disciple......."

"I know this, don't be wordy, skip it! Read down, read down! ”

"Okay, listen, everybody. According to what Chen Jiaju saw with his own eyes, the lady of the Yu family was upright and old, weak and delicate, delicate and moving, and took her son to buy vegetables on the street today, and met Hu Yibo. According to the inside information learned by Chen Jiaju, a first-class reporter of this newspaper, Hu Yibo does not like the woman in the Qinglou. Only women of good families are loved. According to this newspaper's first-class report, Chen ......."

"Alright, alright, which fucking tabloid is this? It's less than a hundred words, and this bullshit first-level detective Chen Jiaju has come out several times, and Ning Guogong is the protagonist in the end. Or is this bullshit first-class detective Chen Jiaju the protagonist? ”

"That is, the next time you encounter this scumbag, you have to kill him......."

“……”

"You interject indiscriminately, you can't read this newspaper, don't read it, don't read it."

"Don't, don't! Keep reading, keep reading, we don't interject. ”

"According to this newspaper...... Well, Lao Tzu is also annoyed by this bullshit Chen Jiaju, listen directly to the following, it is said that when Hu Yibo saw the lady of the Yu family, he was immediately shocked, his heart was itching, and he was in the neck of spring, and when people were not paying attention, he stretched out his claws to the moving buttocks of the Yu family......"

"How does it feel?"

"I didn't stretch out this damn claw, how do I know how it feels? I want to know if you can touch it yourself! ”

"Hehe, it's not ....... cough cough, then read down, read down."

"The Yu family's lady's fragrant buttocks were suddenly attacked, her face was red for a while, and her whole body was soft......"

"Stop, stop, this dog's day Chen Jiaju, was the devil's claw stretched out by Hu Yibo or did he stretch it out? How did Lao Tzu think that he stretched out his hand to the fragrant buttocks of the Yu family's lady. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, this is crispy or not, soft or not, you have to touch it yourself to know ......."...,

"Isn't this a first-class detective, I must know more than others, don't make any noise, read it quickly, how does this hand feel?"

“……….”

When Yang Yi heard this, he was angry and funny, he was really a prostitute, and he was still entangled in how it felt for a long time, one or two were obscene enough.

"Saying that the Yu family's lady's fragrant buttocks were attacked, she couldn't help but reach out and pat a piece of jade pendant on Hu Yibo's waist......"

"Stop, there is a doubt, isn't the Yu family's lady's fragrant buttocks crispy and soft after being attacked? How could there be blood to shoot Hu Yibo's jade pendant down? It doesn't make sense! ”

"This is indeed a difficult question to solve, please listen to the following first, the jade pendant was broken after being photographed, Hu Yibo immediately asked the Yu family lady to compensate him 10,000 yuan, the Yu family lady said that Hu Yibo was indecent to her first, this public said that the public was reasonable, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was reasonable, no one saw it at that time, and few people believed that Hu Yibo dared to tease the women of the good family on the street......."

"Stop! I have questions again, didn't that bullshit first-level report to Chen Jiaju say that he witnessed the whole process of the incident? Why do you say that no one has seen it now? ”

"How do I know, that's what this newspaper says, I like to listen to it or not."

"Listen, read, read."

"The two sides were arguing, Ning Guogong happened to pass by, didn't say a word, took out a piece of silver and smashed it on Hu Yibo's head one after another, smashing Hu Yibo all over his head, then Zhao Ruo was even more desperate, picked up a basket of eggs and smashed them in the face, that was a smash and a quasi, and smashed Hu Yibo and several servants into egg yolks......."

"Stop, stop, I have questions again, didn't you just say that the egg is Ning Guogong's unique weapon? How did you become Zhao Ruo's smashed egg? ”

"Who said that eggs are Ning Guogong's weapons? You don't want to, Ning Guogong is so mighty, how can he smash people with eggs? ”

"You are stupid, this is not the point, the point is that Ning Guogong may have a personal affair with the Yu family lady, do you think that since the Yu family lady is so attractive, Ning Guogong didn't say a word, so he rushed in to help the Yu family lady come out, tsk, this is obviously an adulterous affair between the two!"

"Rape you, do you think the Yu family lady is the eldest princess! What kind of character is Ning Guogong, who would look down on a little woman in the market like the lady of the Yu family? ”

"That's hard to say, it's not that the lady of the Yu family is a young woman of Huaxin. Is it charming? What's so strange about Ning Guogong having an adulterous affair with her? ”

"What's wrong with having an adulterous affair? Even if there is really an adulterous relationship, it is also someone else's love for me, your sister wants to have an adulterous relationship with Ning Guogong, and Ning Guogong still can't look down on it! ”

"How the hell do you talk? Your sister just wants to have an adulterous affair with Ning Guogong! Looking for a fight! ”

"Come on! I'm afraid you won't make it? ”

A full martial arts show was staged in the hall. The two sides said that they would fight, and they smashed the dishes when they turned up, making the vegetable juice and soup fly all over the sky. The girls screamed incessantly, like mandarin ducks flying around.

Yang Yi looked funny, and he didn't bother to care about this, there have been countless rumors about him in the market, both good and bad, his mouth grows on other people's mouths, and you can stop people from gossiping? Yang Yi has long been accustomed to these rights and wrongs.

Yang Yi returned to the private room on the third floor, and Zhao Ruo hugged the bewitching girl Ning Xiang and asked, "Big brother." What's going on down there? Why is it arguing like this? ”

"A few guys with egg pain have eaten too much and are holding on, smashing their heads and playing, let's drink ours, what are you doing with this idle business?"

Yang Yi sat back in his place and hugged the red jade girl who was waiting for him to his lap, this red jade girl was originally from Silla, and now she is also one of the famous prostitutes in the capital. She has beautiful eyebrows and eyes, especially her skin is particularly white and tender, and she doesn't leave her hands, Yang Yi likes it very much.

She put her jade arm around Yang Yi's neck and said sweetly: "Grandpa Guo is right." Don't care about those boring people, the slave family respects the country with a cup! ”…,

"The red silk is strong, and the white jade light is light. Try to open your chest and probe, and it will be crispy and fragrant! Yang Yi chuckled, and leaned in along her loose neckline with one hand.

The red jade girl knew the man's heart very well, and she cried a few times, leaned into Yang Yi's ear and whispered: "Although the slave does not dare to Xiao Guanyin by himself, if the grandfather of the country likes it, it is good to treat the slave as Xiao Guanyin, and the slave will return to the country to the grandfather: the color of the belt has trembled, the busier the tentacles are, how can I know the Luo skirt, and there is no fragrance in the soul ......"

Her voice is as charming as water, and she moans eloquently, which is indeed enough to make a man give his soul, not to mention that Xiao Guanyin is the queen of Liao, known as a glamorous name, this comparison, the unspeakable motives of men will inevitably be hooked out.

Yang Yi laughed, and was about to try the soul-destroying incense in Luo's skirt when there was a knock on the door outside the hall.

Hu Zong is coming really fast!

He walked into the room with Hu Yibo, who was bandaged like a pig's head, and hugged him: "Ning Guogong, this unsuccessful nephew of this official has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and offended Guogong, and I hope that Guogong will look at this official's thin face and spare his life." ”

Zhao Ruo was very unhappy with Hu Zongyue's behavior of ignoring him, and interjected: "Lord Hu said it so lightly, my two entourages are still lying in Baicaotang, spare him?" ”

Hu Zongyue kicked at the crook of his nephew's leg, Hu Yibo immediately knelt down and kowtowed: "Ning Guogong, little prince, the villain is blind, he didn't recognize the two for a while, he is offended, I hope the two masters raise their noble hands and spare the villain this time, the villain will definitely change his past mistakes in the future and start anew......."

What Hu Yibo said, Yang Yi was too lazy to listen, Hu Zong came to pick up Fanglou more and more, which was in his expectation, but he didn't expect this old man Hu, who was stinky and hard in the past, to beg in a low voice so simply, and he couldn't help but feel very surprised.

How did Yang Yi know that Hu Zongyu had no children under his knees, and he had already planned to send this nephew to his name, so he was so conniving, and now in order to protect Hu Yibo's life, he did not hesitate to put down his body and come to beg for it.

"Lord Hu is the Yin of Kaifeng Mansion, in charge of the law and order at the feet of the Son of Heaven, he should know what the crime of molesting women on the street, extortion, and attacking the court officials is, right?"

Yang Yi was too lazy to get up, hugged the red jade girl and said lightly, the three crimes he mentioned were more serious than the other, and they were not fabricated out of thin air, if this case really went to court, with Yang Yi's energy, Hu Yibo had almost no possibility of getting rid of the crime;

Hu Zongyue knew this very well, so he had to bow down again and said: "It's all to blame for the official's negligence in discipline on weekdays, so that he let this evil obstacle step on the wrong side, and today he actually offended Ning Guogong, this official is really ashamed, and he will definitely discipline this evil obstacle strictly in the future, and I hope that Guogong will remember his first offense and forgive him this time, this official is grateful." ”

Kaifeng is the capital of the world and has a prominent status. Fu Yin is located under Shangshu, above Shilang, consul general, in charge of the civil affairs of the Jingshi, justice, capture of thieves, servitude, household registration and other government affairs, this position is very important, Zhao Guangyi relied on the management of the Nanya, and operated the throne for more than 20 years.

And the first Yin of Kaifeng Mansion in the Song Dynasty was mostly the de facto prince.

Zhou Shizong and Song Zhenzong both ascended to the emperor from the position of Kaifeng Mansion Yin, which shows how important this position is.

Yang Yi had long wanted to control this position, and when he saw Hu Zongyue bowing his head, he immediately came to calculate, Nan Ya, it seems that it is still in his hands.

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