Chapter 417 is seated

The 12 Techniques of Ascending the Dragon? The whole table was stunned, what do you mean? The means of competing for reserves? This is really fresh, is it possible that there are still people who have summarized the means of competing for storage in all dynasties into twelve?

Ninth Elder Brother Yinyu chuckled and said: "Fourteenth brother, you are really well-read and strong, tell me in detail, and let our brothers have a long experience." ”

"There's nothing out of the ordinary." Yinzhen said lightly: "The twelve techniques of Denglong are the secret techniques of officialdom, there are positive and vice, flat and strange, and they are divided into two categories. One is for licking hemorrhoids, and the second is for selling non-turtle hand medicine. ”

All the princes here have studied hard since childhood, and they don't learn useless things such as eight shares, and when it comes to knowledge, they are not a little bit stronger than ordinary readers, and most of them are involved in "Zhuangzi".

As soon as he heard this, Yinyu said with a smile: "This is an allusion in "Zhuangzi", I didn't expect it to be carried forward and used in officialdom. ”

Lao Shiyin listened to the freshness, and couldn't help but be interested, and urged: "Ninth brother knows the source? Licking hemorrhoids is easy to understand, what is this turtle hand medicine? What does it mean? ”

"Didn't the tenth brother study the three tombs, five classics, eight suo, and nine hills in the mansion recently, haven't you read "Zhuangzi"?" Yinyu teased with a smile.

Lao Shi Yinqi said confidently: "Is "Zhuangzi" very famous? I really don't have time to read this idle book. ”

"Tenth brother, licking hemorrhoids, from "Zhuangzi? "The King of Qin is sick and calls for a doctor, and those who break the carbuncle and ruin the seat get one ride, and those who lick hemorrhoids get five rides." The more you are cured, the more you get a car. Thirteen Yinxiang smiled and said: "The medicine of the turtle hand is the medicine to prevent frostbite on the hands, and it is also from the "Zhuangzi? Getaway", a metaphor for micro talents, has the meaning of making the best use of things. ”

"That's a good provenance." Yin Yu said with a smile: "However, the meaning of the fourteenth brother is to combine these two allusions, although the turtle hand medicine is of great benefit to the country, it is not beneficial to the king of Qin, and licking hemorrhoids is the opposite, it is not beneficial to the country, and it is beneficial to the king of Qin. ”

Lao Shi Yinqi was still ignorant and asked, "Fourteenth brother, what does this have to do with you paying for the celebration?" ”

Yinzhen secretly scolded the old ten stupid in his heart, and he poured wine and ate food at the moment, ignoring him.

Eighth elder brother Yinxi has already understood, the old fourteen promised to spend 50 million taels of silver to immigrate to Australia for 10 million years in seven years, but he can't sell turtle hand medicine, and this time he paid out of his own pocket to undertake Huang Ama's 60th birthday, which is to lick hemorrhoids. Although the old fourteenth now has the fact of the prince, but the name of the prince is uncertain for a day, and he will not be at ease for a day, so he naturally has to deliberately flatter Kangxi, and the role of these millions may be far greater than the fifty million.

However, this is too ugly to say, and it involves Kangxi, which is a little disrespectful. Therefore, he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Fourteenth brother, what do these twelve techniques refer to?" ”

Yinzhen just heard them talk about the source of this allusion, and the head of the story was the Tao, where did he dare to move the door and get the axe again, and hurriedly said casually: "I don't know exactly which twelve techniques." ”

As soon as he saw that Yinzhen wanted to divert the conversation, Yinzhen felt like a cat scratching in his heart, stood up and picked up a plate of deer tails, pulled half of it in the bowl of the old ten Yinzhen, and said: "Tenth brother, look at your body bones, you have to make up for it, eat more vegetables, and talk less." Then, he turned to Yinzhen, and said with a smile: "Fourteenth brother, don't bring such an appetizing, if you don't say it today, the ninth brother can't sleep all night tonight." ”

Yin Qi looked at the bowl full of deer tails, and then looked at the people on the table, and was depressed, did I say the wrong thing again? Then you don't need to use the deer tail to gag my mouth, we don't have backache or kidney loss.

Yinzhen glanced at everyone, saw that they were all staring at themselves, couldn't help but smile, and said: "This officialdom twelve techniques, I heard a strange person talk about it by chance, and I don't understand it, since everyone wants to hear it, I will talk about it, these twelve techniques are, robbery and taking advantage of the situation, flooding the golden mountain, surging on the shore, laughing at the city, bending the bow of the cliff, farewell to the overlord, drinking rough and drunk, worshipping the Buddha across the mountain, tears spilling Linqing, fishing and killing families, squeezing oil in the stone, carving the bow and wolf." ”…,

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but think carefully in their hearts, but Yin Qi said in one mouthful: "Is it a beauty trick to smile and fall into the city, and the overlord farewell concubine?" ”

Thirteen Yinxiang said: "This robbery and taking advantage of the situation refers to deliberately creating trouble, so as to take advantage of the situation to replace it, the surge on the shore, it should be the wind and waves surging on the shore, but to take advantage of the situation, once there is a momentum to borrow, it will be wave after wave, and the oath will not reach the goal." What does this flooded mountain mean? ”

When the eighth elder brother Yinxi heard this, his heart couldn't help jumping, the old fourteen deliberately provoked a war with Spain and the Netherlands, was it just a robbery to take advantage of the situation? And the expeditions to Europe and the Americas, launching conquests one after another, are they surging ashores?

Yinyu also went on to ask: "The water flooding Jinshan should be an allusion, where does it come from?" ”

"From "The Legend of the White Snake", haven't you seen it?" Yinzhen said casually.

"The Legend of the White Snake"? Several people looked at it together, and when they saw this love, Yinzhen secretly said in his heart that it was not good, has "The Legend of the White Snake" not been released this year?

Sure enough, Yinyu then asked: "The Legend of the White Snake"? Listening to this name is like a storyteller, a lyric, or an opera name, where has the fourteenth brother seen it? ”

Yinzhen knew that he had missed his mouth, so he had to follow the words and say: "The storytelling I heard in Jiangning, the prototype of the story is in Hangzhou." After a pause, he was afraid that a few people would grasp this problem, so he hurriedly said: "Flooding Jinshan is similar to creating a robbery, deliberately creating trouble, and letting the boss carry the black pot." I don't know much about these names, so everyone has nothing to do and slowly figure them out. Just talked about Huang Ama's 60th birthday, there is another thing that needs to be paid more attention to by the ninth and tenth brothers. ”

As soon as he heard this, everyone's ideas were attracted, and Yin Yu said solemnly: "The fourteenth brother has something to order." ”

Yinzhen groaned: "A few days ago, I was drinking tea in the teahouse, and I overheard the people of Beijing complaining, saying that I only benefit the court, not the small people, as the so-called people win the world, if they can't even grasp the hearts of the people in Beijing, how can they win the hearts of the people in the world?"

Ninth brother and tenth brother, help me understand what are the problems that the people of Beijing are most concerned about and most urgently solved? If it can be solved, I will try my best to help solve it, and the people's will will be accumulated bit by bit. ”

"These white-eyed wolves." Yin scolded angrily: "The reconstruction inside and outside the capital is millions of taels of silver, and the honeycomb coal that the fourteenth brother recently drummed up, won't they benefit?" ”

"It's a simple matter, I'll collect it." Yin Yu smiled, and then, the topic changed, and said: "A smile is in the city, it can't be a beauty plan, right?" ”

As soon as he heard it, he came to this issue again, Yinzhen suddenly felt that his head was big, and he groaned slightly, and then said: "I guess that this is the meaning of officialdom communication, and seeing people laugh." ”

"No wonder the fourteenth brother often smiles, it turns out that he is very particular." Yin Qi laughed and teased.

Yinzhen was speechless, he wouldn't sit down with me one by one of the twelve techniques of Denglong, right?

In the New Year, we have always paid attention to the tradition of "three officials, four people, four boats and five", that is to say, the small year of the official family is the twenty-third day of the lunar month, the people's family is the twenty-fourth lunar month, and the water family is the twenty-fifth lunar month. The small year is actually the festival of the stove, and the god of the stove is sent to heaven to say good things.

There are many rituals in these years, and there are also the rules of 'men do not worship the moon, women do not sacrifice to the stove', the sacrifice stove prince, limited to men, Yinzhen as the head of the family, is naturally the right one, with a few sons, on the offering of candy, water, beans, straw, melt Kanto sugar, smear the mouth of the king of the stove, and then burn the portrait and the grass horse together.

After sending the stove prince, Yinzhen went to the backyard to accompany the big and small wives, over the New Year, no one did not know how to visit the mansion, the four sons were rare to have a holiday, and they also did birds and beasts when they were scattered, and they avoided it far away, Yinzhen was rare to have a free day, and accompanied the wives to do homework, and do sports.

It is also a small year, but the officials and officials of the Zongren Mansion are not so leisurely, and they have banned more than 300 sect children in one breath, many of whom are their respective masters, although they are banned from the empty house, but in all aspects, they dare not slack off, plus the New Year is approaching, and the master and housekeeper who come to visit and send things are endless, and at the end of the day, all of them have backache and knee pain, and the muscles on their faces twitch straight, which is the reason why they laugh and play a thousand times. …,

Kangxi didn't have a peaceful life in the palace, although the clans did not oppose the release of Australia and Nanyang, but they all hoped to be able to reunite as a family during the New Year, and they did not dare to speak in front of Kangxi, and they took the harem route one after another.

Kangxi couldn't hold on after all, and the next day he issued an order to order the clans to take back their children, but they must be grounded and not allowed to leave the house.

Hearing this news, Yinzhen didn't take it seriously, as long as he didn't release it to harm the people, where is it not closed?

Yinzhen looked at the Kunyu Wanguo map in the study for a long time, and only then did he hear that the fourth elder brother Yinzhen and Wu Sidao had visited, thinking of Wu Sidao's inconvenient legs and feet, he ordered: "They don't need to be formal, and they can take a sedan chair directly to the east courtyard of the study." After thinking about it, he left the study.

Fang Bao is now in the room next to Yinzhen's study, and when he heard the movement, he naturally followed out, and when he saw him come out, Yinzhen said with a smile: "The fourth brother and his guests are here, let's go to the gate of the courtyard to greet him." ”

Fang Bao nodded, and followed behind silently, the fourteenth elder is not a prince now, the fourth elder brother is in the mansion, it is necessary to welcome him, so as not to provoke gossip, he just can't figure out how the fourth elder brother brought his guests.

Yinzhen knew that he was puzzled, and while pacing, he said slowly: "The fourth brother's guest is called Wu Sidao, he is thoughtful, and he draws inferences, he is what I want to see by name, the expedition to Europe is related to the national fortune of the Qing Dynasty for a hundred years, and I really can't rest assured." ”

Fang Bao was shocked when he heard this, the fourteenth master and the fourth elder brother were like fire and water, such a major matter, he was relieved to hand it over to the fourth elder brother? Aren't you afraid that things will backfire?