Section 49 Neologisms for Battle: Dinner
It's not early, a group of people are talking, Fan Zhongyan patted his stomach a few times, and said with a smile: "I'm also excited here, and the voice is getting louder and louder." ”
Fan Zhongyan is not a person who is pampered and arrogant and oppressive, he is really a person who is full of life and knows how to taste the taste of life. Especially the two attendants brought by the female officer, they have a special impression of Fan Zhongyan's amiability, although they usually enjoy the equal treatment of the hostess, they can be compared with the handsome man of the military department who turns his hands into clouds and covers his hands for rain, and the powerful person who will catch a cold when he sneezes in the world, but he is as humble as a brother, which is really eye-opening.
Fan Zhongyan reminded that everyone felt a little hungry and needed to eat.
One of the female officer's attendants volunteered, "I'll go and inform you to prepare a meal." ”
"You don't have to work hard, as long as it can match your stomach!" Fan Zhongyan waved his right hand and invited, "I've been waiting for a while, please, talk and talk." ”
He staff still charged ahead, but no longer holding his handy blade, but using enthusiasm and human touch to guide everyone and open the door to appetite for everyone.
Fan Zhongyan did not pretend to be humble, he sat on the main seat, waved his hand to let everyone sit down casually, and then waved his chopsticks and knocked twice on the edge of his rice bowl: "Eat the vegetables first, feel free, don't be polite!" ”
Although this group of people is polite, they are not people who stick to common etiquette, everyone takes care of the stomach, and of course they are not the kind of people who have been tortured by hunger all their lives and do not care about eating.
After a few chopsticks and dishes, everyone began to drink symbolically, this time it was not Fan Zhongyan Fan who issued the drinking order, but He staff, he said: "Fan Shuai wine is only three small sips, casual, each doing his best." ”
The martial idiot has always had a bold personality. He took the lead in raising his wine glass, toasted Fan Shuai and He Staff respectively, and then saluted the female officer.
Such a toast order is reasonable, but one of the female official's lively attendants stood up and stopped: "Wait, isn't Childe afraid that we will say something unreasonable for my sister?" ”
Wu Idiot was stunned for a moment, and came back to his senses in an instant: "Okay, well, since you call them sisters, let's respect them together!" ”
"No, no!" The attendant smiled and said, "My sister is pretending to drink. We don't at all, but I have one condition that I can substitute a toast and it won't cause any objections. ”
He staff guessed and said to Wu Zhi'er: "The time has come to test your acting talent, and it is natural to have a good feeling if you perform well!" ”
When the female officer heard this, her face flushed slightly, and the martial idiot asked, "Is it okay to say it?" ”
"Even rap and sing. Or even say with jumping, of course it's good! The other attendant said solemnly, "My young lady is very appreciative, but perfunctory is no fun!" ”
Wu Idiot put down his wine glass. As he walked to the spacious place, Ho's staff asked, "Do you want a dance partner?" ”
Everyone applauded, and the female officer began to complain: "I heard that the military song is loud and magnificent. Can shake the three mountains and five mountains, I really want to see and see, I don't know if there is this blessing? ”
Wu idiot invited He staff to join him. Singing the military song "Tasha Xing", which is still being sung in the Yanzhou military camp, he asked He to introduce the history of the military song: the author is naturally Liu Sanchang, this new word conquered foreign troubles, and was licensed as a military song by the emperor's decree.
In the eyes of a small audience, this person is really in the wrong business, and it should be very advantageous to change careers to become a singer, his melodious and melodious and rich baritone is really unique, and it can pluck the most energetic part of the heart, he sang:
The ministers are like bottles, the clouds are flying, and the three armies are fighting together! The time and place are favorable, and who dares to look at each other lightly.
The naire tower, the grass is smoky. Fei Hong shocked Optimus Prime! The majestic wind sings the song of the wind, and the song and dance of Shengping add interest.
As soon as the voice of the staff stopped, the female officer was very moved, and asked in surprise: "A scholar who has descended from the earth of Wenqu Xing, who can't carry it on his shoulders and can't lift it in his hands, how can he make up such a touching and earth-shattering masterpiece!" Could it be that the true god cast such a complex dream, which was obtained out of thin air, added to its form, became a classic, and achieved a good story in the history of new words! ”
"Fallacious prize, fallacious prize!" He staff had just finished singing, and just as everyone was full of praise for the momentum of the song, Fan Zhongyan shook his head and said, "Wrong, wrong, there should be two versions of "Tasha Xing", this is the oldest version!" ”
"Isn't it true that God has another dream, which has caused a sharp change in the war situation and baptized the soul of the famous Mr. Liu!" The lively attendant of the female officer laughed even more emotionally, and she said, "Mr. Liu woke up from a dream, yawned a big way, sprayed spit on the paper, stared at it wide-eyed, and it was done, and the new word was born!" ”
Another attendant quipped, "It's so mysterious, it's not like talking about people, it's like talking about gods, talking about neurotic people!" ”
Of course, the more Fan Zhongyan listened, the happier he became, he didn't dwell on the grotesqueness of his imagination, but tried his best to recall the glorious history and supreme glory of Biansai back then, he started another stove and said: "Where was the dance taught by the Wu family class in Suzhou back then? ”
The female official was shocked again, she repeated the words "Suzhou Wu Family Class", it was related to Beauty Valley, but she did not say this question. But her look of surprise could not hide the two attendants who could really be called sisters.
The lively and lovely attendant urged: "My sister seems to have something to say, why should she swallow it back?" ”
Another attendant said, "What's the point of hearing it! ”
Fan Zhongyan also looked at the female officer with a slightly flushed face with expectant eyes.
The female official had no choice but to say: "The Wu family in Suzhou seems to be related to the beautiful Gu Jiao family of Wang Ye Yucheng." ”
"Wish, maybe!" Fan Zhongyan said a little excitedly, "It is said that the reason why the Wu family in Suzhou married the beauty Gu Jiao's family is that their common feature is stage stunts, and they can be called the best of the best. ”
"How do you know?" Wu Idiot asked, "You are in the military camp, how can you know the affairs of the world?" ”
"It's true to say that you're an idiot sometimes!" The lively attendant of the female officer joked, "Talisman of officialdom, understand?" ”
Another attendant saw that Wu Idiot and the others were stunned, believing that they were not familiar with the facts, so he said: "Understand the ins and outs of dignitaries and dignitaries, family affection, and when things go well, you can wait for the opportunity to ascend to a high position, and you can protect yourself when things don't go well." ”
Fan Zhongyan diverted the topic: "Although others sang the wrong song, why didn't the person concerned dance Professor Wu's military dance?" ”
The female officer and the two attendants all looked at the martial idiot, especially the man who was in reverie, what kind of appearance should he look like when he danced, whether it was majestic or strange, which made people lose their appetite.
These three women, who are not too beautiful, are really not afraid of appreciating the uncomfortable appetite, so they applauded vigorously, and the lively attendant called out directly: "Dance a song, dance a song." ”
He staff sang more pretentiously, and the martial idiot was not ambiguous, the two cooperated seamlessly, and the martial idiot worked particularly hard, as if he couldn't show loyalty without exhausting all his strength, the movements were coordinated, the priorities were just right, the three women were dumbfounded, and their eyes were straight.
The martial idiot jumped and danced, leaned over to Fan Shuai, and stretched out his hand to invite him to join the dance. Fan Shuai shirked and said: "Ben Shuai is only interested in the finalized version of "Tasha Xing"! These words caused two of his subordinates to stop, and the three women were particularly reluctant, feeling that they had not heard enough and had not seen enough.
Wu Idiot's interest was high, and he took the initiative to ask He Staff to fulfill Fan Shuai's wishes, and the three women demanded even more intensely.
Staff He was a little embarrassed, and Wu Idiot approached to discuss for a moment, and invited Fan Shuai to say, "Please!" ”
He staff sang more emotionally, not to mention the sense of pride:
The ministers are like bottles, the clouds are flying, and the three armies are working together to entertain each other! The time and place are favorable and harmonious, and the feelings on both sides of the dry ditch are narrated.
The naire tower, the grass is smoky. Fei Hong shocked Optimus Prime! The majestic wind sings the song of the wind, and the song and dance of Shengping add interest.
Fan Shuai and Wu Idiot also danced very energetically, and they really had the sassy and heroic posture of the year and the momentum of invincible. (To be continued......)