Chapter 244: The Art of the Rogue ~ Hooligans
Seeing the young Western couple leaving, Liu Rushi and Tarina praised Li Guo a lot. (.
Tarina also said with emotion: "I didn't expect General Li to be a very delicate person!" ”
"Of course, I'm a very affectionate person." Li Guo also boasted about himself.
was showing off, Li Guo heard the commotion outside.
"What's the matter?" Li Guo asked.
Zhao Dagou heard the question, and hurriedly walked in from the door, "If you go back to your master, the students in the university hall are beating a Westerner!" ”
"What? These losers, if you don't learn from others, what are you doing to fight Westerners? That's what we brought with money. Li Guo was very angry.
"Master, don't be angry, because that Westerner really deserves to be beaten!" Zhao Dagou said.
"Fart! How should I fight? Li Guo scolded.
"Because that Westerner is a rogue ~ a hooligan!" Zhao Dagou explained.
"Huh? Rogue ~ Hooligans! "Li Guo is furious, Lao Tzu is a serious place here, there are rogues~ hooligans, but it's not okay" Bring that hooligan ~ hooligan to Lao Tzu in! Grandma, if you are not afraid of your three wives and four concubines, the key is that you are willing to do it! Ran to Huaxia to play a rogue ~ hooligan? Look for death! ”
So, the Western current~ hooligan was brought in, and I saw that the rogue ~ hooligan's mouth was also swollen, his eyes were blue, and his nose was still bleeding, and he was beaten.
Li looked at it, this Western Stream was busy and young, and he was even more furious, and kicked him down with one kick, "Damn!" Honestly, who's the rogue ~ hooligan? ”
The Western current~ was dizzy from being beaten, and he couldn't speak for a while.
Zhao Dagou said on the side: "He is not a rogue ~ hooligan." It's just that this guy is too much! In front of the public, he actually took out his spring ~ palace painting, which is really immoral! So. Didn't beat him to death, count him cheap. ”
"What spring ~ palace painting? Show me! Li Guo commanded.
Zhao Dagou turned around and went out, and after a while, he walked in, holding a painting in his hand. The words had been crumpled, but they were only painted on canvas, not broken.
Li Guo took a look, what kind of spring ~ palace painting is this, is it clearly an oil painting? However, the content on the screen was not easy to accept by the people at the time. The canvas depicts a beautiful, unclothed Western beauty. Li Guo looked at it carefully, although he didn't know much about art, but he also caught the opportunity to visit several art exhibitions. I've seen this stuff too, and I know a little about the works of some well-known masters. Anyway, Li Guo thinks that this nude girl's painting is really good.
was watching, but heard Liu Ru behind him shouting, "Sister, don't look." This thing will make eyes go when you look at it. ”
Li Guo turned his head. found that Liu Ru had blindfolded Tarina, and closed her eyes tightly.
Li Guo was funny in his heart, but the concept of Huaxia at this time was exactly like this, and it could not be changed. Li Guo rolled up the oil painting and put it aside.
"Get up." Li Guo said to the Western current~ hooligan.
The Western Current~ Hooligan came to his senses at this time and stood up, "General Li Guo, I protest, why did they beat me!" To know. I'm showing art! I came to the East with Viscount Lida just to travel here. And not to suffer insults! ”
"That's it! Sit down. I know you're called art, but here, your stuff won't work! You're also underwhelmed, why don't you draw some flowers and trees? Even if you draw women, you have to draw some clothes, right? The times are different, and we can only adapt to the times! Do you understand? "Li Guo enlightened that Western current~ hooligan.
That Western Current~ hooligan didn't speak.
"Forget it, are you a teacher? Teach what? How did I forget your name? Li asked.
Western Current~ Hooligans nodded, "I'm a teacher, I'm teaching drawing." ”
Li Guo suddenly remembered, yes, it's this guy. When the teacher was first selected, this guy said that he was a painter and wanted to set up art subjects here in Li Guo, but Li Guo refused.
Li Guo is now fighting a war, and all of them are preparing for pacifying the world, and Li Guo is not ready to start some miscellaneous courses that Li Guo thinks are of little use. But this guy is a drawer, and drawing should be fine. So, Li Guo screwed this person to do drawing.
And Li Guo was even ridiculed by this person at that time. Li Guo doesn't go to his heart, he has his own ideas.
After thinking of this, Li Guo smiled, "You, you, let's do your drawing." By the way, what's your name? ”
"Rembrandt! Rembrandt. Halmansson. Every. Rhein! The Western Stream replied in a righteous manner.
"Yes, I remember, your name is Rembrandt." Li Guo said indifferently.
But Li Guo felt very wrong, this name is so familiar! He seemed to feel like he should know the name.
Suddenly, in the original time and space, the experience of participating in an art exhibition flashed in his mind.
Although the paintings in the exhibition were imitations, a friend of Li Guo who liked to paint introduced Li Guo to show off his erudition. "Look! This is a portrait of the Dutch painter Rembrandt's "A Man with His Hands on His Hips", which is worth more than two thousand pounds! "Look! Rembrandt's "Self-Portrait" also sold for more than 20 million pounds. ”
Li Guo deliberately stared at Rembrandt on the self-portrait, and he wondered how this man had managed to make his paintings worthless.
Rembrandt's self-portrait at the exhibition became clear, and gradually imprinted on the busy face of the Western Currents in front of him, which was extremely consistent!
It's just that Rembrandt in front of him is much younger, because he was born in 1606, when he was not yet thirty years old!
"Say it again! What's your name? Li Guo jumped up and yelled! Shocked everyone in the room.
Zhao Dagou immediately clenched the handle of the knife, he understood that the tiger master must be very angry when he saw this rogue ~ hooligan, and now he only needs to give an order from the tiger master, and Zhao Dagou will draw the knife and cut this dog.
Seeing Li Guo's fuss, Rembrandt was also a little puzzled, and even a little worried about himself. This Li Guo won't kill himself. When he was first beaten, Rembrandt had already deeply realized the consequences of his reckless display of a nude.
"I, called, Rembrandt." Rembrandt whispered.
"Rembrandt of the Netherlands?" Li asked.
"Dutch."
It's him, it must be him. This person must be the painter Rembrandt who bought a painting in the original time and space for more than 20 million pounds, but anyone who knows a little bit of art knows Rembrandt's name.
"Well, I know you, sit." Li Guo nodded and ordered, "Come on!" Tea. ”
What? Make him tea? Liu Ru was very shocked, what kind of scum is this, don't you know yet? And make him tea? Why be kind to the rogue ~ hooligan!
"Don't make tea!" Liu Ru flicked her sleeves and turned her face away from Tarina.
Li Guo scolded in his heart, this little girl is still temperamental.
"Big dog, make tea!"
Zhao Dagou was also going to leave, but he didn't dare to disobey, and poured water to make tea in his mouth.
"General Li, please believe me, I don't have the slightest idea of low-level." Rembrandt explained.
"Understood!"
"General Lee, I beg your permission for me to resign from my position as a drawing instructor." Rembrandt demanded.
Li Guo shook his head and disagreed.
"General Li, you must know that I am a freelance professional painter, and I like freedom! Now all I'm suffering here is insults, so, I'm leaving! ”
"Leave?" Li couldn't help sneering, "Do you think you can leave?" There are my people for hundreds of miles, and they will chop you into meat sauce! ”
"But I'm going to paint, that's my life!"
"I didn't let you paint, in the future, I can also open an art class based on Western painting and Oriental painting, I will let you be the supervisor, you can paint how you want! It's just that the ideas of the East and the West are different, and you don't want to draw those naked women with bare butts! At least, you are not allowed to draw again until the concept is unified, and if you dare to draw nudes again, you can consider your situation! Li Guo glared at Rembrandt.
Rembrandt spread his hands, there was no way, he couldn't walk and couldn't go, and that was the only way.
Fortunately, Li Guo did not restrict Rembrandt's freedom, and later Rembrandt specialized in portraiture and scene painting of men, the most famous of which was the portrait of Li Guo, the monarch of the East. (To be continued......)