The fox has always thought that she is already very beautiful, but she didn't expect that in this world, there are men who are more beautiful than her, really more fox than her, but for her, a man looks so beautiful, most of them are an embroidered pillow, it turns out that the phoenix is just like this, and it is just a wasted name.

The fox coughed lightly, picked a strand of hair on his sideburns, and asked casually, "You are the master that the Jade Emperor picked for me, and Feng Yuan is a god?" ”

Feng Yuan replied, "Exactly." ”

He looked at her indifferently, with a touch of detachment in his tone.

Seeing that he was light and light, the fox was a little displeased, she walked up to him, stopped, and raised her eyebrows slightly, "Do you know who I am?" It stands to reason that you should call me Aunt Sheng? ”

Since hundreds of thousands of years ago, after her father saved the life of the Jade Emperor in the war of immortals and demons, they have become brothers, and both immortals and demons respect his father very much, so they call her "aunt".

A smile suddenly flashed in Feng Yuan's eyes, "According to your seniority, you should call me Lord God!" ”

The fox rolled his eyes dumbly, damn it, this trick didn't work for him!

She met his eyes again and asked, "I heard that you are very powerful, but if you look at your thin arms and legs, it is estimated that you will pant for a while carrying a bucket of water, and your skin is as white as a piece of tofu, are you sure you are 30,000 years old?" ”

"Do you like tofu?"

The fox gritted his teeth, "I hate eating tofu the most!" ”

Feng Yuan lowered his eyebrows, "I see, I thought you liked tofu." ”

The fox was stunned, "Did I discuss with you whether I like tofu or not??? ”

"——" Feng Yuan said with a light smile, "That's all rumors, in fact, I'm still very young, and I've only lived to be twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years old!" ”

Nothing more? The fox was stunned, it turned out that he had really lived as long as a turtle!

"And how old are you?" Feng Yuan asked rhetorically.

The fox was dumbfounded, "It's not big, it's only 33,333 years." ”

Isn't the cowhide blowing with her? She secretly rejoiced, what madness is this guy crazy about?

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, "But I remember when you were born, I also went to drink!" Why are you over 30,000 years old?! ”

When she was bare-assed, he actually went to drink? This hits the muzzle of the gun!

The fox was dumbfounded, "You must be mistaken." I came here today to sue you, no matter what, I won't be your apprentice! ”

Feng Yuan sat down in front of the stone table, and he didn't get angry, but just lazily replied to her, "It doesn't matter if you are my apprentice or not, it's just that this is the order given to me by the Jade Emperor, and it is difficult for me to disobey!" ”

"Very well, since this guy also looks indifferent to taking her as an apprentice, things will naturally be much easier."

The fox was dumbfounded, knelt directly on the floor with his legs, and made a big salute to him, "This is easy to do!" You just tell the Jade Emperor, I corrupt the style, you can't teach! ”

Feng Yuan poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip gently, still unfazed, "Oh? But the teacher didn't see where you ruined the door? ”

The fox pinched his fingers in a daze, looked at him in anticipation, suddenly got up and rushed to him, stayed his lips on his lips for a few seconds, and then quickly left, wiped his lips as if he had touched something dirty, and looked at him playfully, "I don't know if it counts?" ”