Section 16 A joke
The incident of Xin Niang and her entourage coming to Yuhang caused a storm in the city, and what was worse was that the rumors that could not be put on the table spread vigorously, and they had noses and eyes.
The incident originated from the fact that after Liu Yong returned to Yuhang County that night, he went to look for Xin Niang and others, kissed me and me on the street, and enjoyed a candlelight dinner in the restaurant.
There is also a witness to this matter, which is properly called, and the witness is not a person, but the owner of the restaurant, his buddies, and many diners who were deliberately reluctant to leave at the time.
As soon as Xin Niang entered the restaurant, she borrowed the name of Liu Daguan to come to the boss, saying that the light was too dim, like a black shop, and the boss hurriedly asked the man to light the candles, add lamp oil, and dial the wick to the maximum. Hey, these beautiful aunts and grandmothers are really difficult to deal with, tossing and turning, making the boss constantly run errands, constantly accompanying them, and delivering wine and food, so it's not embarrassing.
Of course, the most embarrassing thing is the chef of the restaurant, for a while the dishes are raw, sometimes they say that the dishes are too fried, sometimes they say that they are salty, and then they say that they are light, and they say that the meat still smells of hair, and when they say that the meat is old, there is a lot of time for rework, and there are a lot of discarded dishes, which makes the master chef with nearly 20 years of chef experience lose face.
The cousin was called back and forth, and his legs and feet were not his own.
This is by no means to say that these so-called witnesses are speaking out of conscience, but as facts.
The group entered the restaurant, and after calling all the delicious dishes on the table, Xin Niang pulled Liu Yong to sit on the table, she pointed to Liu Yong's nose, and scolded with a smile: "Okay, you are a Liu Sanchang, you are really fickle, Hangzhou has not been separated for a few days, so that you can find a new love, and it is a small place, Jiangzhou beauty is more beautiful than the old lady, huh?" ”
Can people not hear it? This couple is too unparticular and too faceless, and the housework is actually questioned in public, hi. deserves it, the husband is messing with flowers outside, provoking his wife's anger, and he may detonate an emotional bomb at any time. This is the most important dignity for the wife, under the education of three obedience and four virtues, the rules to be followed are actually destroyed by the husband's love of the new and the old, who can stand it!
This wife is also very beautiful on the surface. In fact, she is like a tigress, eating people! Even if there is a big grievance, a woman, can she have some cultivation, can she talk about some ways of doing things, can she be gentle, and save some face for her husband!
This woman is really! These ugly things, but any considerate and competent wife should whisper with her husband in the bed. Even if it is noisy, you should vent it behind closed doors, melt the husband's affair with gentleness, retain her husband's warmth with thoughtfulness, and retain her husband's true feelings with dedication. Let him revel in the gentle township and linger in the gentle township. Even when I go out, I will think of my wife's beauty and my wife's grace. Immunity is available when, wherever, and under all circumstances. Thinking about returning to the heart is like an arrow.
This beautiful wife is not beautiful, in order to ask her husband Jun Xingshi for her guilt, she actually entangled many beauties to come to the formation, where is this the way to solve the problem, where is to save the marriage, purely to expand the situation, the broken boat is biased to the stone crevices, or called broken jars. Hey, this kind of woman!
And Liu Daguan is thick-skinned enough, things have reached an irreconcilable situation, and he still dares to flirt with the beauties brought by his wife, Qiu Bo Ming sends, and dares to drink a glass of wine, as a commonplace, this is also called chic, this is also called suave, this is simply shameless! How can this kind of person be worthy of being an official, are the officials in charge of recruitment in the imperial court blind, and such a person can also pass the test in a foolish way, I'm bah!
What's even more annoying is that Liu Daguan, who has not been in Yuhang County for a few days, never thinks about ruining the people's customs, and after eating supper openly, he has to spend the night with so many beautiful women. This official, only he can stand it, and his kung fu in bed is even more emperor than the emperor, isn't he afraid of being hollowed out?
These plots have become people's after-dinner jokes, and the young men relish these fascinating plots, and the three or five girls get together to talk about these unspeakable and attractive plots, and even the old-fashioned uncles and aunts have to whisper a few words of nonsense, and some also lament their irretrievable life in vain.
Can these lively things not be spread to the county master? The county lord was originally a good gentleman, although he did not have much contact with the willow salt officer, and the communication was still shallow, but in the past few days, seeing the willow salt officer's hard work, the salt field's response was very good, and he was deeply loved by the salt people, and his personal ability was okay, so he planned to slide over and not make trouble, but even his county lord was brought in.
On the morning of the third day when Xin Niang arrived in Yuhang, the county magistrate found someone to inform Liu Yanguan to hurry up to his office. ”
Liu Yong knew what he meant, and it was inconvenient to answer, so he only looked at the county master with strange eyes.
The county magistrate politely poured tea for Liu Yanguan, invited him to sit, and asked: "If your body can still support it, accompany me on the next trip to the salt field today to supervise and solve the problem of building the bottom of the salt field." ”
Liu Yong immediately reported to the county magistrate: "The construction of the bottom of the salt pan is paved with stone slabs, so that local materials can be used, cost savings, and once and for all." ”
"It seems that Liu Yanguan is unwilling to accompany me down?" The county magistrate did not show satisfaction, but said mysteriously, "It's understandable, my family is not around, ** unbearable, man!" ”
Of course, Liu Yong understood that the county magistrate had something to say, and it was inconvenient for him to argue, and he even felt that the explanation was superfluous, so he pretended not to understand: "Thank you for your understanding, I am very good, convenient, free and free!" ”
"Don't say that the county doesn't care about its subordinates!" The county magistrate said, "It's too convenient, it's not a good thing to be too free, in daily life, I don't avoid people when I see livestock, I don't care if you're male or female, and I don't shy away from what I want to do." Point to point, smart people, you should understand! ”
Liu Yong felt very bad in his heart, what could he say? He walked to the county master's desk, looked at the neatly stacked letters on the table, all of which were unpacked, and he understood that the county master not only wanted him to listen to the reminder, but also let him understand the serious impact caused by the misconduct, so that he could understand the huge pressure faced by the county master.
Although Liu Yong's heart is not calm, but he is still reasonable, he can't tell the county master what he wants in his heart, but he can only continue to pretend to be mentally retarded, he pretended to smile and said: "Okay, adults care about the salt industry, I would like to express my gratitude on behalf of the salt people, okay, let's go, supervise and supervise, build it as soon as possible, benefit early, and a good thing!" ”
After Liu Yong finished speaking, he was about to go back to the office to get something, when two escorts came to him, and he told them in front of the county magistrate: "It's the right time, hurry up and prepare, bring the bags from the countryside, and go down with the adults to have a look." ”
"Wait!" The county uncle immediately drank the two people from the salt department, and he said to Liu Yong, "Are you willing to send those beautiful guests away and not accompany them?" ”
Liu Yong was forced to the point of having to answer, Liu Yong replied: "Let them go, I don't know how much trouble it will bring to this county, it's really, I can't talk about it!" ”
The county lord shook his head and made a joke, but he didn't expect that the county lord was still a good poet: "Thorny roses, only people who love flowers are willing to be stabbed, stabbed to pain, pricked to bleed, but in a good mood, this is also the price that must be paid for hobbies, self-inflicted, no wonder others!" ”
Liu Yong had nothing to say, and when he urged the two subordinates to go and get their bags quickly, the county magistrate smiled and said: "It's really useless to be old, I forgot that there is still a chastity archway to worship today, let's talk about it another day, okay!" (To be continued.) )