Chapter 308: Zhu's Invisibility Suit (Part II)

Hearing this, King Xin was afraid of delaying Brother Cheng's treatment, so he stopped.

Xu Yan took out a handful of herbs from his arms, chewed them in his mouth, spit them out, and put them on Zhu Youcheng's thumb. He took out another cloth band and wrapped the herbs firmly around his fingers.

Xu Yan clapped his hands and said, "Okay! ”

King Shin said ill-intentionedly, "Is it really good? ”

Xu Yan is a clever ghost, and if he is not clever, he will not choose to be a scout. He knew why King Xin asked this, so he quickly changed the topic: "Lord Zhu, what did you just say that you thought of a good way to make us better hidden?" ”

Zhu Youcheng felt that the wound was cool for a while, and knew that the snake medicine was probably working, so he made up his mind, jumped off the horse, sat on a stone, and said, "King Xin didn't find that bamboo leaf just now, right?" Actually, I didn't notice it at first, until I saw the snake spitting out the letter, and then I realized that the poisonous snake was next to the king of letters. Why is it so hard for us to find bamboo leaf green? Because his whole body is green, the same color as the bamboo branches and leaves......"

King Xin slapped his face and said, "I understand, change Jinyiwei's clothes to green." However, there seems to be a bad connotation of cuckolding......"

When Xu Yan heard that he was going to wear a green hat, his face became like a bitter melon.

The three major difficulties in the world: borrowing silver, cuckolding, and carrying a black cauldron, this cuckold is ranked second.

Zhu Youcheng said: "Look at that bamboo forest, is it green?" Take a closer look. ”

Although Xu Yan taboos cuckolding, he refuses to tell lies, saying, "It's green." Whether I look at it right or backward, or look at it with a big top, the bamboo is still green. ”

But King Xin said, "No, bamboo is not green. Brother Cheng said no, then it must not be green. But, Brother Makoto. What color is bamboo? ”

Zhu Youcheng saw that King Xin trusted him so much, he was moved and amused, he pointed to the bamboo forest and said: "Look carefully at the bamboo, the bamboo is green; The grass underneath the bamboo. Although they are also green, the green color is either light or dark; The sunlight leaking between the bamboo leaves is golden yellow; The ground between the bamboo and grass is yellow-brown again. So a bamboo forest, they are composed of four colors: dark green, light green, brown, and yellow. The woods are about the same, except that the areas that are not obscured by the foliage are brown. ”

Xu Yan and King Xin nodded frequently, secretly admiring Zhu Youcheng's careful observation.

King Xin said: "I said that Brother Cheng will not deceive people. So even if Brother Cheng says that the moon in the sky is square, I believe it. ”

Zhu Youcheng continued: "I am going to dye the cloth in four colors: dark green, light green, yellow, and brown, and use this cloth to make cotton armor or clothes. Of course, the signature armor of the brocade guard is not canceled, and it coexists with this kind of clothing. The golden helmet and golden armor are the dresses. When we go out or win, we wear it to the Ming Dynasty to look up and down, in order to boost the morale of the Ming Dynasty and show the strength of the country, which is called protocol armor. And this set is a combat uniform, which I wear during battle, and I plan to call it ......"

Zhu Youcheng originally wanted to call it a "camouflage suit", but King Xin said: "Zhu's invisibility suit." Well, not bad. Not bad, good name. Good name. Brother Cheng, you have a good name. ”

Zhu Youcheng almost didn't choke to death with saliva, how could he boast of his own name. Besides, the name was not chosen by yourself, is it good for you to believe in the king?

However, when he thought about it, the "Zhu's invisibility suit" seemed to be a little louder than the "camouflage suit". And it can highlight the new contributions made by the Zhu family to the Ming Empire, and it will no longer be corrected.

Anyway, in this era, the camouflage uniform was invented by him, and he can call it whatever name he likes. No one cares.

Suddenly, he saw Xu Yan lovingly stuffing Zhu Yeqing into his arms, so he said, "Hand it over." ”

Xu Yan muttered: "Alas, a windfall is gone." ”

Zhu Youcheng snatched the snake angrily and said, "You don't have good wine, if the snake is put there, it will become a stinky snake in two days, what's the use of the ghost." If you don't take you, one snake for a bottle of wine, that is, two snakes, for a bottle of snake wine. There seem to be a lot of poisonous snakes in this bamboo forest, boy, work hard. However, it is not possible to just throw it in the wine and soak it. ”

As he spoke, Zhu Youcheng stroked the snake with his right hand, and then, as if he found something wrong with the snake, he took out a dagger, cut the snake skin, and picked out a small white worm from it with the tip of the blade.

"Look, it's called the schizocephalic larvae, and it's very scary to eat it, and it's said that it can crawl from the stomach all the way to the brain. Poisonous snakes grow in the wild, and there are a lot of strange insects on their bodies, and they can't be thrown directly into the wine, so they have to be cleaned up. ”

As he spoke, Zhu Youcheng made another stab on the snake's head to make sure that the snake was indeed dead.

He continued: "The vitality of snakes is particularly tenacious, and some snakes do not die after soaking in wine for twenty years. ”

Zhu Youcheng's words made the people present stunned, and no one knew that there was so much attention to snake wine.

Xu Yan was the first to wake up from his astonishment and asked, "But Master Zhu, you don't have any wine by your side, doesn't it turn into a stinky snake if you put it next to you?" ”

Zhu Youcheng's face turned red all of a sudden, and he wanted to bring some souvenirs back to the people in the capital, the Emperor of the Apocalypse, Empress Zhang Yan, Wei Zhongxian, Wei Honglian, and the Empress Dowager, but he forgot that this was on the way and did not go out with fine wine.

King Xin saw Zhu Youcheng's embarrassment and said, "It's okay, I caught the snake and sent it back to the camp quickly." It doesn't last more than a day, and it's still fresh. We found a lot of paradise wine in An Bangyan's house and that unlucky Heiyi's house, and it is best to use it to soak snake wine. ”

As soon as the words fell, the brocade guards scattered.

King Shin asked, "Why are you going?" ”

"Grab the bamboo leaves and change the medicine wine!"

Zhu Youcheng told in the back: "Zhuyeqing is highly poisonous, you don't have to catch it alive, you can soak it in wine if you die, and the effect is the same." The value of snake wine is in the body of the snake, and it doesn't matter if the head of the snake is or not, it's just not good-looking. ”

Zhu Youcheng was worried that some people were greedy for merit, so in order to catch the whole bamboo leaf, he put his life on the line.

The vitality of the snake is particularly tenacious, and after the head of the snake leaves the body, it is even conscious after an hour, and he has a hatred for a qiē creature, and he has seen many such tragedies in later generations.

A citizen bought a snake to stew at home, and the snake dealer slaughtered the snake, and the citizen took it home with him. The road was bumpy, and the head of the snake jumped near his hand, and the head of the snake, which had been away from his body for half an hour, actually bit the citizen violently, causing him to lose a hand.

Zhu Youcheng didn't want Jin Yiwei to encounter such a thing. Besides, the toxin of bamboo leaf green is a blood toxin, and if you have mouth ulcers when drinking medicinal wine, it is easy to be poisoned. Thinking of this, he raised his knife and cut off the head of the snake in his hand.

The moment the snake's head hit the ground, he found that the snake's mouth was open, and he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

King Xin asked, "Brother Cheng, what is the use of you making snake wine, do you want to sell it?" ”

Zhu Youcheng dug a pit with a dagger and buried the snake's head.

As he dug a pit, he said, "It's not easy for us to go far away, so we have to bring something back." Guizhou and Sichuan are poor and bad, and there are no good things. The discovery of a poisonous snake this time can be regarded as a good gift. Poisonous snake medicine wine has the effect of invigorating blood and driving away wind, removing phlegm and dampness, and replenishing and invigorating qi, which is simply a universal medicine for curing diseases and maintaining fitness without diseases, especially suitable for middle-aged and elderly people. ”

King Xin said: "It's reasonable to send poisonous snake medicine and wine to the Empress Dowager and Concubine Li Zhuang, but Brother Ah Xiao is only twenty-two years old, isn't it too early?" ”

Zhu Youcheng piled up a small grave bag for the snakehead, silently wished a few words in his heart, and said: "Brother Ah Xiao always has a time when he is old, and the snake wine is more and more fragrant the older it is, and the older it is, the better, won't it be useful at that time?" Besides, the emperor will not be willing to give gifts to others. ”

Xin Wang Qi said: "Isn't the emperor the biggest?" Do you want to give a gift to someone else? ”

Zhu Youcheng said secretly in his heart, will I tell you that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty often gave gifts to ministers in order to achieve his own goals?

It's just that some emperors have done a good job and turned bribes into rewards; And some emperors did it too obviously, lowly and low, making big jokes, such as Zhu Qiyu of the Ming Dynasty. (To be continued......)