Chapter 1: Unusual Geography Lessons
() The next day, all the classes at school were changed to geography classes.
The one who went to geography was Mr. Yan, a young teacher. However, her classes are very noisy, and some bad students always like to make jokes about her. However, today it seems that Mr. Yan is very strict.
"Have you read today's newspaper?"
In unison: "There is no ......" Of course, this is specially for the teacher, in fact, 80% of them have watched it.
Teacher Yan wiped his sweat and said solemnly: "Yesterday, near our school, in the cultivated land on the outskirts of Pengcheng, there was an unprecedented astronomical phenomenon. Geographers are still investigating the cause of this astronomical phenomenon. But the impact it has had is absolutely unpredictable. According to statistics, the direct economic loss is as high as 3 million Xuanyuan coins! The peasants' 3,000 mu of paddy fields were destroyed in one fell swoop, and production was cut off within this year. Students, what do you think about this? Teacher Yan said sternly.
Student A replied, "Uh, three million, you can buy a lot of roast chicken!" "Drooling.
Needless to say, he was immediately punished by Teacher Yan to clean the toilet.
After relieving a while, Mr. Yan said a little resentfully: "Although I don't know what's going on, it's very likely that this was done by another country!" β
The students also put on a hippie smile, and it was clear that this was not a joke.
Teacher Yan looked different from the little girl who was usually bullied, but became a little solemn like a teacher. "Okay, back to the topic of our lesson today, the geographical analysis of the world. First of all, please read here. Teacher Yan took the whip and pointed to the wall, and an image of a magic slide lantern immediately appeared on it, and the ink crystals inlaid on the wall shone brightly, and the image gradually became clear, it was a map of the world.
"Wow!" The students are obviously very new to this teaching tool, and this high-tech thing is worth studying.
"Students, what is this? Who can sue me? β
Student A said, "It looks like two pieces of bread!" On the left is a square soda cake, and on the right is a round flatbread...... "There are two loaves in the eyes, and saliva flows again."
His table mate immediately shifted his position, trying to distance himself from the fellow, so as not to be killed by the eyes of everyone.
"Like, a map of the world?" Xiaobai touched his head and remembered this thing.
Papapapa~~ Teacher Yan applauded, and the others also applauded. "This student seems to have studied geography class beforehand, and what he said is the answer."
"Students, please see here." The whip pointed to the walls, the obvious two continents, and a few scattered islands, "Our human world is a world with a round sky. In this fertile land, there is not only one country in Xuanyuan. It is known, excluding those dependent principalities, that there are five great powers in the world. Who can name these countries? β
Hua Xi thought for a while and replied, "It seems to be, Xuanyuan, Yamato, Xichang, Athens and ...... Sparta, right? "Actually, this is also something that Xiaobai talked about, I really don't know how that guy knows so many things.
The loud applause sounded again, and Mr. Yan was moved...... It seems that my education and teaching are getting better and better, and students are willing to take the initiative to learn geography knowledge by themselves!
"Excellent! Please see the circular continent on the right side of the map...... This is the largest continent in the world today, Xuanyuan Continent! β
Student B raised his hand: "Teacher, Xuanyuan Continent?" Could it be that it is our Xuanyuan Kingdom? β
The teacher nodded: "Yes, looking at the name of this continent, you know that it has belonged to our country since ancient times!" He sighed, "However, it's not the same now." In the current Xuanyuan Continent, there are still two countries. "As he spoke, the whip pointed at the 'Xuanyuan Continent', and a vertical line was drawn in the middle of the continent, dividing the entire 'round cake' into two. Then the left part is divided in two by a horizontal line, dividing the whole 'round pie' continent into three. The surrounding sea was also separated.
"Our great Xuanyuan Kingdom is still the largest country on the Xuanyuan Continent! Here we are," he said, pointing to the big one on the right, "Our upper left realm is the Yamato nation, a past disgrace to us," he said, pointing to the land on the upper left, gritting his teeth a bit, "And here, this is the Xichang Kingdom, our current silk trading partner. The whip pointed to the last piece of land.
Student B continued to raise his hand and asked, "Teacher! Are the other two countries on the rectangular land of the West? β
"Hmmm! Yes, that's good! Will apply what you have learned! Well, by the way, the two countries of the West," the whip pointed at the rectangle of land on the left side of the map, which was again divided into two points by a horizontal line. "Here to the north, too, is a great enemy of our country, a friendly ally of Yamato, the Holy See of Sparta. To the south, here is the enemy of Sparta, the Athenian Parliament. The two countries are perennially at war, and they are typical bitter enemies. But Athens is also our silk trading partner. β
Hua Xi even asked: "Teacher, why are Athens and Sparta 'at war all year round'?" β
Teacher Yan stared at Hua Xi, and the whip pointed to the land. A demon appeared on the territory of Sparta, and an angel on the territory of Athens. "It's because of their faith, and since the content is not within the scope of our geography class, if you are interested, you can come and talk to me after class, or your theology class should be able to talk about it."
Teacher Yan pointed the whip at the land of Xuanyuan again, "Students, go back and look at our country. "The map of the Xuanyuan Kingdom was immediately enlarged, and it was divided into five parts by the line, an ellipse in the middle, and four pieces of land around the middle." With a total territory area of 9.6 million square kilometers, Xuanyuan is a multi-ethnic country, with a total of 55 dependent countries and more than 20 million square kilometers of maritime territory, rich in silk and rich in various ores. Which student can answer where we are in Xuanyuan now? β
Student C stood up and pointed to the piece of land on the guide's side, "Here!" β
"Great! You're the smartest students I've ever taught! This student's answer was completely correct, and he gave a round of applause! β
After the applause, the whip pointed to the southernmost part of the southern part of the five lands, "This is where we are - Pengcheng in the White Tiger Territory. With a roar, a lifelike white tiger appeared in the southern land.
Hearing that roar, the class was immediately excited. This is a roar from the soul, as long as you are a native of the White Tiger's territory, then what you have in your body is the blood of the White Tiger - the blood of battle. This roar, for the people of the White Tiger Territory, is like the beating of drums in wartime, which can greatly shake morale. The whole class was shouting or whistling.
However, there are still some outliers, such as Hua Xi, he didn't feel anything, just stared at Teacher Yan like this. Teacher Yan did the same, staring at Hua Xi. The two stared at each other, wondering if they were communicating with each other? And the other is Xiao Bai, he looked at the white tiger totem, listened to the roar and the joy of everyone, but he faintly exuded a kind of coercion like dominating the world. He looked at Hua Xi and Teacher Yan, and there was a flash of surprise in his eyes.
Finally, Teacher Yan finally suppressed the excitement of the crowd and continued her lecture.
"Students see this again. The land on the left is the Qinglong Territory, the right is the Vermilion Bird Territory, and the top is the Xuanwu Territory, "Three lifelike divine beasts appeared one after another, accompanied by their own special calls. However, everyone no longer had the feeling of blood boiling when the white tiger roared.
"And the oval-shaped land of zhΕngyΔng is the location of our capital Xuanyuan King City, the Qilin Territory!" A unicorn jumped out of the territory of the green dragon, rotated counterclockwise, passed through the white tiger, the vermilion bird, and the Xuanwu, and finally engraved on the ground in the middle.
Every time the Qilin passed through a territory, the divine beasts of that territory immediately lowered their noble heads. When passing by the white tiger, the students on the spot consciously bowed their heads. And Xiaobai frowned, insisted for a while, and finally bowed his head. At this time, anyone who cares can also find that Teacher Yan and Hua Xi began to look at each other again......
Finally, when the unicorn seal is engraved on the middle piece of land, it makes a piercing sound like a horse's barking. The crowd joined hands in prayer. Teacher Yan didn't know whether he did this action consciously or unconsciously, leaving Hua Xi alone......
The unicorn stood proudly, and the big eyes of Tong Ling gave people the feeling of being proud of the world. Soon, these eyes found the uncompromising, so they looked at Hua Xi. Slowly, the Kirin's body was bouncing up and down, and his eyes were filled with something. The frequency of the beats increased and increased, and finally it became a pattern on the map and never moved again.
The crowd looked up, completely unaware of what had happened. All they knew was that their prayers were over.
"Knock, ding, knock......" The magic stone bell rang out, and then it also announced the end of this special geography lesson.
"Ahem," Teacher Yan turned into the same little girl who was bullied in the past, "The students in today's class are very good, continue to maintain it in the future!" Let's get out of class......"
"Teacher, why didn't you wear ...... today," classmate A said mischievously.
"Where? What the? Teacher Yan lowered his head to see what was wrong with him, and then immediately realized that it was too late.
"You ......!" Teacher Yan jumped up and down, but he didn't expect this group of guys to recover again. I saw a group of boys holding a mirror in their hands. And what does the mirror do...... It can only be understood, not spoken.
At this time, it is more normal to count Huaxi.
Hua Xi is sorting out the notes she made in this class, there is no way, it is already difficult to enter the school, let alone buy books. If you don't have the money to buy it, there's only one way to do it - copy! But in the eyes of others, this is a model of a 'good student'!
In fact, now his mind is full of strange things just now.
Xiaobai toyed with Teacher Yan, and when he saw Hua Xi's guy, he couldn't help but scratch his head. This guy ...... When I met him at the beginning of school, I thought he was a relatively living person, but I didn't know that he looked like a 'dead wood'. If it weren't for this guy who took him to visit N places in the first week of school, Xiaobai really thought he was the kind of 'good student'!
Today is over again, and since he has nothing to do, Xiaobai is thinking about pulling this guy out to play. For example, if you go to such and such a place, you have already been arrested by Director Wu once.
But sometimes, if you don't look for trouble, trouble will come to you.
"Which of you is called Bai Wenfei? Oh! Huaxi's old friend, I haven't seen you for so long! "An arrogant voice, as soon as you hear this, you know that it is not a good thing.
It's really not a good thing. It was the famous gangster captain in the city, one of Hua Xi's rivals, Zhang Jia. What did this guy do when he ran to school?
Look at the back and you'll understand. Li Sha and Qian Qianqian walked in the so-called 'aristocratic steps' and followed Zhang Jia unhurriedly. The two of them were smiling from ear to ear, their eyes slanted at this side.
Kill with a knife? Look at the smile between Li Sha and Qian Qianqian, and you can know the plan of these two people. The noisy classroom was calmed down because of this.
Teacher Yan squinted at the pile of people. This kind of posture is not a good thing at first glance. Eighty percent of them are young people in society, could it be that the student named Bai Wenfei owes money to others? She didn't know what to do, she had never encountered such a thing, and it seemed that the school's security system needed to be strengthened.
Professional ethics sue sΓΉ her, to protect the child!
"Ahem! Who are you? Teacher Yan cleared his throat and asked.
"Yo, you can even touch a beautiful cutie. But Auntie, I'm not here for you. It's just that your students are a little underwhelmed. Zhang Jia said, not forgetting to kiss one.
"Please respect this place! This is the school, the holiest place in the world! Some cats and dogs are not allowed to make trouble! What are you students doing when you come to me? Don't know where my student offended you? Teacher Yan almost wanted to vomit when he saw that guy's movements......
"Oops! I said, Auntie, you should be more interesting. We just need to talk to your students, not to you. You give me less nosy and go on the side. When I'm done, I'll think about going to the movies with you! "Another flying kiss.
Teacher Yan is extremely angry, this guy ...... Disgusting to the extreme! If you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore. "Who do you think you are? I, Yan Huan, will sue you today, and the platoon chasing me is out the door, and you still can't get in line! I sue you, I am in charge of this matter today! β
"You mother-in-law don't want to live anymore? How dare you talk to me like that? At first glance, you know that you are from the countryside, and you don't even know me. I am Pengcheng's little king Zhang Jia, yes! How? Frightened? Although my family lacks a lady in the village, but you, forget it. He waved his hand and made a vomiting motion.
Zhang Jia, who has never heard of it, is notorious and does all kinds of evil. Even a three-year-old knows this guy is a bad guy.
It seems that it is true that those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come. Don't look at that armor hooligan, his strength is not blown. If it weren't for this, it wouldn't have been the case that the government would have turned a blind eye and closed one eye, and wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to anything serious. And judging from the current situation, is it the collusion of officials, businessmen and thieves? It seems that ** is not a matter of a day or two.
Although I don't want to make trouble, sometimes I need to make trouble; Although you don't want to provoke, if someone provokes you, then you must not show mercy to the other person - even if you can't beat it, don't lose your mouth. ββExcerpt from "Hua Xi Quotations"
"Oh, Zhang Jia, I heard that. It's the guy who specializes in fighting on the street, doing all kinds of evil, self-righteous, and doesn't know what to do. Aren't you great? Then let me ask you, how much do you know about Xuanyuan geography? If you don't understand, please leave my classroom, which is only accessible to students or scholars. Recently, the gangsters seem to be getting more and more rampant, and they dare to touch my Yan Huan's students? After finishing speaking, she held her glasses with her hands, and stared at Zhang Jia with her big glasses.
(Second sister-in-law Yang, known as Tofu Shih Tzu in Pengcheng N years ago, is a tigress who likes to quarrel and fight.) οΌ
Zhang Jia was dumbfounded, and his face turned red, because it seemed that he really didn't know much about geography. Then Tie Qing was actually said to be like this. In the end, he turned white and lived like a ghost. Angry and angry, he broke out: "Stinky woman, how dare you talk to Lao Tzu like this, you are going to die tonight!" Brothers, come on! As he spoke, he waved his hand with the knife forward, and a group of horses rushed out from behind.
Where have ordinary students seen this formation, they are as scared as wood, some are frightened by the group of hooligans, some are frightened by the appearance of this usually cute teacher, and some people are worried about their lovely teacher.
"Amagi, Ash, His Highness Raphael, the Great Angel of the Winds, please grant me the power of the great winds! Whirlwind Summons! β
I saw a burst of white light in the air, and Hua Xi, who felt sensitive, felt that something was moving, gathering towards the white light. Soon, under the white light, a person appeared. No, it can't be said to be a man, it's an angel! Or...... A birdman with a pair of wings. I saw that the angel's closed eyes opened suddenly, and with a flutter of wings, a gust of wind immediately blew, blowing things everywhere in the classroom, and occasionally hitting some unlucky children.
Sensing the danger, several of the horses that rushed up immediately hugged each other and pulled at the pillars, but in the end it was useless, and the raging wind blew out of the windows and flew away to the distant ......
Zhang Jia was even more angry and his face darkened, he didn't expect that this mother-in-law would use spells twice, and she would still use spells, or such advanced spells......
Li Sha and Qian Qianqian obviously didn't want to make a big fuss, not to mention that the target this time was Hua Xi's people, not this teacher. So he became a peacemaker, "A manly man, if you dare to do it, you must dare to be it." You should solve your own business. Bai Wenfei, Hua Xi, are you just the followers behind the teacher? We are waiting for you at the school gate. If I don't see you within five minutes, you'll throw in the towel! β
Teacher Yan was trying to continue to keep the students safe, but was interrupted by another voice.
"Yes!" Huaxi cut the railway. Although the opponent is relatively strong, you still have to solve your own affairs, and you can't rely on the teacher for the rest of your life, right? This doesn't make people laugh to death...... Besides, he and Xiaobai are not afraid of them.
Hua Xi is in line with the principle that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, while Xiaobai is thinking about himself: the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs!
So, the gang of ruffians left the classroom one after another. Immediately afterwards, Hua Xi and Xiaobai also left together. Teacher Yan looked at the backs of the two of them thoughtfully. Somehow, she actually had a good impression of the student named Hua Xi. It's not the kind of man and woman, but the feeling of meeting old acquaintances in a foreign land......
The surrounding students stared at the teacher in a daze, as if they had found some treasure, their eyes sparkling, not only love, but also envy and surprise.
At this time, a shy student walked up, and the hand behind his back suddenly stretched out, holding a notebook and a pen, and said timidly: "Old... Teacher, I, I think, ask for you, autograph! β
"Good! I'll sign it for you! But you have to promise me to study geography in the future! As he spoke, he took the notebook with a smile and began to draw ghost talismans.
Looking up, I regretted it......
A pack of wolves came around......
"Teacher! I want it too, I want it too!! β
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