CHAPTER XLVI
Facing the threat of King Qiuzi's nakedness, Sima Dan sneered: "The envoy of Helian intimidated the city lord that day, and the arrogance of his attitude is no longer the so-called envoy, the so-called two countries fighting each other, not beheading the envoy, refers to the real envoy, not the robber who insulted the king." Moreover, Zhao and Qin fought against each other that day, and Lin Xiangru once said that blood was splashed in five steps, which shows that the real envoy, even if he is the overlord of the world, does not dare to bully, but the king? ”
Sinologists in Qiuci were busy explaining the historical allusion of the "Five Steps of Blood Splattering", and the king of Qiuci changed color, but Sima Dan looked at him coldly, not afraid at all.
Carodo sighed: "The prince is really a great talent, and it is said that the prince is a saint in the world, and now when I see it, it is indeed the same." ”
A white-bearded old man stood up in the group of Qiuzi ministers, and shouted: "Your Majesty, the so-called legend of holy wine is all boastful, there were Western merchants in the past, and there were dozens of carts of good wine far away, and then they were seized by the Yue's people, and they were buried in the ground. ”
The dragon ear was on the side of the prince, and replied proudly: "The world has been waiting for a saint for a long time!" How many decades ago? The Yueshi people were forced by the Xiongnu to flee to the west, and further west, the Great Xia Empire had already been established, why would anyone return from the west? According to the records of the Yueshi people, their ancestors received the decree of the gods in the desert in the west, and ordered them to prepare wine and sesame oil, and three animal incense candles, and built a city in the place of the Great Moon City, waiting for the saints and holy soldiers to come to the world, just when the Great Moon City fell, the holy wine overflowed to the ground underground, the olive oil made the flames everywhere, and the cattle, horses, and sheep died countless, and there were more holy soldiers who came out of the ground and slaughtered the Rouran invaders, the so-called holy soldiers were the strange soldiers led by the prince, they saved the Great Moon City in the fire, and responded to the revelation of the gods to the Yueshi people, In this way, it is an ironclad fact that the prince is a saint who came into being, and if you want witnesses, there are 100,000 people in Otsuki Castle who can testify. ”
Someone else stood up: "Even if it is a saint, it is only the Yueshi, or the saint of Dayue City, today's prince is just a messenger, King Qiuzi is now the protector of the Western Regions, Dayue City should be under the jurisdiction of our country, a messenger, he should kneel down to my king and ask for a meeting." ”
"Although the Great Moon has not been long since the founding of the country, it has never surrendered to anyone, the Yue clan was defeated by the Xiongnu that year, but it was not a minister, and now in the Great Moon City, there are more different citizens such as the Xiongnu, Persian, Jin people, etc., they are all free people, and they are never dominated by anyone, even if the King of the Great Moon only owns that land and not individuals, and any citizen will not kneel to others."
Another red-haired fan stood up: "Aren't you doing this differently from the emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty?" Did the subjects and emperors of the Great Jin Dynasty think so? ”
"My current identity is the envoy of Dayue City, I really don't have time to discuss such a complicated issue here, if Your Excellency is interested in listening to and listening to the words of the saints of the Chinese nation, let's find another time?" Sima Dan flexibly used "eloquence" to block everyone's challenges one by one.
Seeing that the ministers not only argued that Sima Dan could not win, but also gave him the opportunity to promote himself, he knew that it was not good: "The ambassador is a guest from afar, so we should show the way of hospitality, so that tonight's state banquet, I hope the ambassador can wash away the dust on the road, and then tomorrow, this king and the ambassador will sit down and talk again, I don't know what the ambassador thinks?" ”
The state banquet in the evening was extremely luxurious, especially the blonde dancing girl sent by Qiuzi constantly stimulated the hormones in Sima Dan's body, which made him think of the orchid in **, but when he thought of Xiao Min, he wilted, and could only drink with his head down.
Long Er saw it in his eyes, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, and whispered to Sima Dan: "Prince, the people who came this time definitely don't have Xiao Min's eyes and ears, the prince can relax and relax, and the city lord will not be angry, and he doesn't have to be afraid." ”
"Isn't that right?"
"What King Qiuzi wants to try is the prince's city, if the city is too deep, the other party will not trust, and the prince will act rashly, but it will be advantageous."
"I know this, I mean Xiaomin's tentacles are everywhere, and it's not easy for her not to know."
"The prince can be said to have sacrificed his life for the country, so why not?"
"Very ...... It's ......"
"Haha!" Long Er couldn't help but laugh.
"Haha...... I also think it's funny, I once asked Mr. Dinis in the West Rome and Greece, don't men have three wives and four concubines? ”
"Huh? Good question! I would like to hear about it. Long Er was also curious.
"The former Julius Caesar was the founding ancestor of the country, do you know? He really doesn't have **, and he doesn't even have a wife, but he specializes in ** noblewomen, and I don't know how many green hats he sent to the Manchu Dynasty, haha! ”
"This ...... This...... Doesn't seem authentic? ”
"The teacher said that the nobles of their country all have slaves, so it's the same as **, as for other details, I'm embarrassed to ask...... Hehe! ”
"In short, in the end, it is difficult to find a jealous woman like Xiaomin in the world, prince, your luck is so good, I am afraid she is the only one who is so jealous and smarter."
"You kid drank too much and made fun of me, I'll see who your lady will be in the future?"
At the banquet, the king of Qiuzi said to the two, "What is it about the prince that he is so happy?" We want to have fun too! ”
Sima Dan looked up to the sky and smiled: "If you say it, I'm afraid that the king will laugh." ”
King Qiuzi also laughed: "As long as the prince says it, how dare we laugh?" ”
"We are saying, where in the world are men who are most afraid of their wives?"
"Huh? Haha, that's a lot of fun! The prince is well-informed and must have unique insights. ”
"Huh! Our Central Plains men have three wives and four concubines, but in the Roman Empire in the far west, I heard that the emperor also has only one wife, which shows that although Western men are seven feet tall, they are still too afraid of their wives compared to us, haha! ”
An old man among the nobles of Qiuzi shouted: "No, no, no, I have read the history books of the East and the West, and found that the Central Plains is a big country, although there is a tradition of polygamy, but in the emperor's house, there are many women involved in politics, such as Lu Dou of the Han Dynasty, until after Emperor Hui of Jin, and so on." ”
Long Er argued: "Sun Quan's mother is filial, and he has sent Jingzhou to Liu Bei, and Han Zhiwen, Jing, and Empress Dowager Dou are doing things, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that "the mother is strong and the son is weak", in fact, it is a "filial piety" and tiring, what does it have to do with being afraid of his wife? ”
The nobleman of the Guizi: "But the Roman Empire has never had such an example, in short, the status of women in the Central Plains is indeed more noble." ”
Long Er wanted to argue again, but Sima Dan patted his hand and stopped him.
At this time, another Qiuzi nobleman stood up with a smile: "Haha, I think it is the men of Dayue City who are most afraid of their wives, the lord of Dayue City is not a man, many of the domestic families are also female dictatorships, and there is a team of female soldiers and archers, so the prince is joking with himself." ”
Sima Dan is the prince's husband, according to the words of this nobleman, I am afraid that Sima Dan is the most afraid of his wife in the world.
Everyone burst into laughter, and they all wanted to see Sima Dan make a fool of himself.
Sima Dan laughed: "I agree, led by Wang Fu, Dayue men are probably the most afraid of their wives." He drank a glass of wine and began to talk eloquently, "Afraid of his wife, when a man returns home, his wife does not give him food, and even beats and scolds, many men in Dayue have become accustomed to it......"
Hahaha...... Everyone was happy, and King Guizi also laughed and patted his stomach.
"It's just that once the men of Dayue City leave the house, they will no longer grovel to anyone, let alone acknowledge the other party's rule under anyone's saber."
"We can put a woman in charge of the house, but no one dares to tell us that it is our master, that our blood can be shed, but our eyes cannot be bent."
"Not long ago, the Xiongnu alliance soldiers came to the city, controlled the land of the strings, more than ten directions, and swept in the power of looting in the Jin Kingdom, which was bound to flood Dayue City and sacrifice our blood to its ancestors. The men of Otsuki City took up arms, and those who could not fight shouted and cheered on the city, fighting an enemy ten times stronger than us, and finally driving the enemy back to Mobei. ”
"We have set up a new queen, and the family is still dominated by women, but in the face of any strong enemy, Otsuki City will not be afraid, I know that all of you are big men with three wives and four concubines, but they are ruled by Rouran, who is manly in this, haha...... I couldn't figure it out either, so I chatted with Long Er, haha! ”
Long Er cheered vigorously in his heart: "The wisdom of the prince is no less than Zhuge Min!" ”
There was silence at the banquet, and even Sile couldn't help but stop, and the scene was silent.
The banquet ended unhappily, and Prince Jin also took a few orchids back to the room to enjoy themselves.
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"A little bee, fly into the flowers, fly, fly......"
"Prince, what the hell are you teaching us to play this game! You don't play, patronize and sleep? ”
"Have a good night, or there may be assassins!"
"Ahh
"Anyway, listen to me, and I will send you a peaceful night, or else...... At one's own risk! ”
"Huh...... I'm so sleepy! ……”
"Play, hurry up, Lao Tzu sleeps ......"
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The castle is larger than the Great Moon Castle, but the royal palace does not have the majesty and magnificence of the Great Moon Palace, but there are many Buddhist temples in the city, which are much grander than the shrines in the Great Moon Castle.
King Qiuzi chose to meet Sima Dan "alone" in a meditation room in the "Jialan Temple", but he still brought one more person with him. A five- or six-year-old grandson.
The boy's hair was tied into several braids, shiny and shiny, his face was round, his eyes were big and his nose was big, and he was extremely clever.
Sima Dan blurted out: "Taji's son? ”
Turtle Zcarodo nodded.
Sima Dan's nose was sore, and he squatted down to look at the child's face.
"You're the uncle who brought back Dad's ashes?" The child is not as sad as he imagined.
"Well, what's your name?"
My name is Shenmu, and my father said that everyone will turn to ashes, and then they will become stars in the sky, uncle, can my father become a star and still talk to Shenmu? ”
Sima Dan's chest was like thunder, and he suddenly remembered that he was also four or five years old, when he met his master, which was the beginning of his memory......