No. 660: [Dividends]
Chapter 661: [Monk]
When I finished sending 660 chapters last night, I found that it was repeated again because of the computer card, and I wanted to delete it immediately, but I saw that some of the subscribed brothers were automatically subscribed, and they had already incurred a fee for subscribing to this chapter, and it would be a waste of their money to delete it, so they could only code out 661 chapters today and fix it. Forgive.
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Downstairs, two or three people scuffled together.
There are five or six people watching next to it, and the restaurant is a lively place, with a lot of people and more and more onlookers.
The scufflers in the middle were not so much scuffles as two skinny people circling around a tall man.
The tall man was bald, dressed in a blue cloth monk's robe, and had a cloth bag hanging from his body. His familiar figure and familiar voice made Li Chengqian upstairs quickly recognize that this was Zhu Fatzi's housekeeper's brother, Zhu Da, Zhu Wuneng.
Behind Zhu Da, a thin and stolen old man, holding a white steamed bun in his hand, his face was a little scared, but he held the steamed bun tightly.
In front of Zhu Da, a man in a cyan peddler's clothes pulled Zhu Da's sleeve with one hand, and wanted to spare Zhu Da with the other hand to find the old man behind. But Zhu Da has been protecting the old man behind him, and his face is not evil, but smiling at the hawker.
Their conversation came out when others didn't know what was going on.
The peddler shouted angrily, "You are stealing! ”
Zhu Da waved his hand with a smile, and at the same time covered the old man behind him, and said, "How can a monk call it stealing?" ”
"Not called stealing?" The peddler was so angry that he pointed at him with trembling fingers!
Zhu Da had a kind smile on his face. It's so cheap that people want to tear it off: "Hmm." ”
The vendor asked, "What's that called?" ”
"Monk, this is kindness!" Zhu Da clasped his hands together and said very eloquently.
He put his hands together. There is less scope to protect the old man behind, and the hawker has to chase after him. But Zhu Da was also very sensitive, and hurriedly stretched out his hands again, and then stopped the hawker!
This the hawker to death.
He snorted: "You are kind and charitable, why don't you give it yourself, what do you do with my things?" Get it back! ”
Hearing this, the onlookers below understood, and the three Li Chengqian upstairs also understood. They all smiled, and then felt that this great monk Zhu was a little shameless!
In the face of everyone's laughter, Zhu Da was not ashamed at all. The smile on his face never fluctuated at all.
He smiled and said to the peddler, "Because I don't have a monk, I have to take yours!" ”
"I'm here to sell money, not to beggars, why do you give my steamed buns to beggars?" The vendor asked.
Zhu Da's smile remained unchanged: "Your steamed buns are not too much, one less is not too much, why don't you give one to those who need it?" ”
"I, you cursed monk, you rob my steamed buns to an old immortal beggar, you are all together to rob my things, aren't you?" The peddler was so angry that he couldn't do it. Scolded.
The monk clasped his hands together again: "Donor, come out of your mouth!" ”
The peddler knew that this monk was good, don't look at him with his hands folded and he could run over and grab the beggar, in fact, he stretched out his hand. You can stop yourself again.
"Bah, what a wonderful mouth, do you two team up to rob my things. Shall I say good things about you? The peddler retorted.
Zhu Da saw that the peddler didn't rush over, so his hand didn't open. Still in unison, he said to the vendor, "I also said, I said that it was my own practice." ”
The hawker was stunned.
Not only did the hawker froze at this. Even the people around couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then lowered their heads to think about the philosophy of life in this sentence, and Li Chengqian, who was hurriedly upstairs, couldn't help but think about it.
But the peddler soon woke up and shouted: "If you don't tell me these truths, it's useless for me to listen, I still have to support my family, if everyone comes to rob me like you, then I won't be able to live, if you don't pay me back the steamed buns, you pay me back!" ”
Zhu Da was slightly embarrassed, spread his hands and said, "Monk, I have no money!" ”
"If you don't have money, what are you robbing, which temple monk are you, what is your name, I'll report to the official!" The peddler asked, crossing his back.
If you can run, the monk can't run the temple, and if you kill your temple, it won't be.
Zhu Da laughed again: "Don't say it, don't say it." ”
"Slut!" Li Chengqian, who was upstairs, scolded, but laughed after scolding.
"Slut!" Shuai Guo also smiled, "Cheaper than me, I like it!" ”
"Cheap!" Cui Ru nodded, with a smile on his face, "I want to learn from him." ”
Zhu Da's words amused the onlookers, but angered the hawkers.
This is a little business, I have always been greedy for darkness, isn't it just to make more money for the family, and now I have been robbed of something, a steamed bun has no return, and I have to suffer from the angry words of this hateful monk, the hawker can't bear it at the moment, roll up his sleeves, and find the monk desperately.
But the physique of the two is really not at the same level, he swung his fist and hit the monk's body, Zhu Da didn't dodge or dodge, he was punched by him, the result was that the monk didn't scream, he called himself, and the voice was so miserable!
The hawker didn't use his fists, but went to pull the monk, but the monk stood there well, his body was motionless, and it was not at all that the hawker could pull!
In the end, the peddler couldn't pull it anymore, and finally knew that he was not only not as thick-skinned as the monk, but also not as strong as the monk, and even his body and fighting skills were not as strong as his, which was too bullying.
This cry made Zhu Da, who has always been cheeky, a little embarrassed.
The thin old man, who had been behind Zhu Da, saw that the situation was not good, so he immediately took his steamed buns and ran away.
When the onlookers saw the vendor crying miserably, they all blamed Zhu Da.
Zhu Da clasped his hands together and said to the vendor: "Monk, I really don't steal or rob, but I really don't have any money on me, and I can't spend my consumption on you if you're so miserable, so I have to find someone else to spend!" ”
After saying this, Zhu Da looked around.
Everyone was stunned, what did this cheeky monk want to do?
They remembered Monk Zhu's shameless remarks just now. He's going to pull one of the onlookers out of the crowd to pay him, isn't that a normal thing?
Come to think of it. They hurriedly turned their heads and flashed, they couldn't stay here any longer.
Seeing the onlookers gone. Zhu Da smiled, he raised his head and shouted, "Gongzi Li, we meet again!" ”
"Master Zhu, we're meeting for the second time!" Li Chengqian said.
Zhu Da clenched his fists and said: "The old man wants to send this kindness to Li Gongzi, I don't know if Li Gongzi is willing or not?" ”
"Okay!" Li Chengqian responded.
He saw a junior downstairs and shouted, "Junior Er, help me pay first, and I'll settle the bill later!" ”
Xiao Er was originally watching the excitement. Hearing Li Chengqian say this, he hurriedly responded: "Good at it! ”
Xiao Er took out a few copper plates, walked over, and handed them to the vendor who was still crying.
The vendor took the money, quickly wiped his face, bent down gratefully to Xiao Er, and then bent gratefully to Li Chengqian upstairs, and then ran to guard his steamed bun stall.
When the matter was over, the onlookers dispersed.
Zhu Da did not disperse. He arched his hand to Li Chengqian and said, "Master Li, the old man has a few words to say to you!" ”
"If the master wants to come up, he will do it!" Li Chengqian smiled freely. Please.
Zhu Da smiled, then walked into the restaurant and walked upstairs.
Shuai Guo and Cui Ru looked at Li Chengqian. "Do you know this man?" ”
"Well, my Zhuangzi's butler's eldest brother." Li Chengqian smiled. He said: "He is a very interesting monk, and his son is also the director of my cement factory. ”
What the? The son of a monk? The two heard this. Their eyes widened, wouldn't they, so funny?
"Did the eldest brother say something wrong, he is a monk?" Shuai Guo cupped his forehead and said.
"That's right, I have a son, and I was a monk since I was a child, and when I became an adult, I went home to marry a wife and have children." Li Chengqian said.
Cui Ru asked, "Is that okay?" ”
"Why not? If the biological parents find the temple, no matter how big the Buddha is, it is not as great as filial piety! Li Chengqian said.
Footsteps were already heard outside the door.
The monk said with a smile: "Li Gongzi, monk, my ears are smart, are you saying good or bad things about me behind my back?" ”
"Master, there is nothing to say about this in the first place, so this is neither good nor bad!" Li Chengqian said to the door.
While speaking, the monk had already appeared at the door, laughed, and stepped in: "Lao Wei has always felt that Li Gongzi's wisdom is extremely high, and sure enough, this is a wonderful word!" ”
Li Chengqian stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation, and said, "Please sit down, you have something to say to me, sit down and eat!" ”
Zhu threw off his robe and sat down generously.
Cui Ru waved his hand and asked Xiao Er to bring another pair of chopsticks over.
After Zhu Da had the dishes and chopsticks, he picked up the wine jug and poured the wine, picked up the chopsticks and ate the meat.
This made Cui Ru and Shuai Guo dumbfounded.
Shuai Guo couldn't help but ask: "Master, aren't you a monk, I heard that monks can't eat meat!" ”
Zhu Da put down his chopsticks, the meat in his mouth had not yet been swallowed, his hands were folded, and he said in a vague voice: "......"
Li Chengqian hurriedly said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart!" ”
These words merged with Zhu Da's muffled voice.
Zhu Da looked at Li Chengqian, then laughed, saluted Li Chengqian, and said, "Li Gongzi is really a person of Huigen!" ”
Shuai Guo and Cui Ru looked at each other.
Not only was he ashamed of the behavior of this wine and meat monk, but he also felt puzzled as to why Li Chengqian knew this monk so well.
Monk Zhu eats quickly, has a big mouth, and imports a lot of money, and the food on the table is carried out in a sweeping manner, and Shuai Guo and Cui Ru are dumbfounded again.
After a long while, Monk Zhu's food was almost wiped out, and he stopped and said to Li Chengqian: "Li Gongzi, I think you will have a bloody disaster!" ”
Hearing this, Li Chengqian smiled and asked, "Do you want to take off the two bras and then you can dissolve them?" ”
"Uh, how does Childe know?" This made Monk Zhu stunned for a moment.
Li Chengqian said: "I have a bra, but I have to go home to untie it!" ”
"Poof!" The handsome pot suddenly squirted out the wine in his mouth!
Cui Ru, who was opposite him, was hit and was sprayed from head to face.
…… (To be continued.) )